Disclaimer: sigh Do I still remember how to do this? Oh, yeah. Yu-Gi-Oh does not belong to me. Period. It belongs to the masterful Kazuki Takahashi, and considering he's not returning my homing pigeons, I assume he's not going to give it to me anytime soon. Also, "Can You Feel the Love Tonight" belongs to Elton John.

Seto: YOU'RE BACK!

Yami: HURRAH!

Me: Go ahead and say it. I'm a bum, right?

Seto: glomp WE MISSED YOU!

Yami: HUGGLES! HUGGLES! ENDLESS WAVES OF HUGGLES!

Me: Ah, now I remember why I love this so much. is flying-tackle-glomped by two gorgeous bishounen

Author's Notes: hides Don't kill me! I know, I know, I've been on sabbatical for a while. People probably don't even remember who I am. Oh, well. It happened that I was playing the piano and suddenly, WHAM! This just hit me. So I decided to come and try my hand at writing again...my updates are probably going to be pretty erratic for a while, at least until I get back in the groove of writing, so please be patient. I've got a couple stories in the works and I'll probably be able to get them out soon if I just get back in gear. But until then, here's the 13th (Gasp! Unlucky!) chapter of Yu-Gi-Oh! Karaoke!

Special Dedication: This chapter is dedicated to one of the coolest people in the world, Zoe. You know who you are. Thanks for being there for me when I needed you! hands over Magic Chibi Yugi Huggles!

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"SHUT UP!" Macavity screamed, instantly causing Seto and Yami to back away in fear. "NO MORE FIGHTING OR I'LL LAYETH THE LIVING SMACKDOWN ON YOU!"

Yami Bakura grinned. "Oooooooh! Someone's in TROUBLE..."

Likewise, Malik was rolling on the floor with laughter. "You guys got TOLD!"

"Shut up, tomb robber!"

"YOU shut up!"

"No, YOU!"

"No, YOU!"

"Boy," Joey commented, "Can't ya just feel the love in this room?"

And then, suddenly, Macavity's eyes began to twinkle. "You know, Joey..." she said, stepping up to the karaoke machine, "You may just have something there..."

And as all the fighting paused, she began to sing...

~*~

There's a calm surrender,

To the rush of day,

When the heat of the rolling world

Can be turned away,

An enchanted moment,

It always sees me through,

And that's enough for this restless warrior--

Just to be with you.

And can you feel the love tonight?

There eternally,

It's enough for this wide-eyed wanderer

That you're here with me...

And can you feel the love tonight?

How it binds us all?

It will be with us now and for all time

To catch you when you fall.

There's a place for everyone,

If they'd only find,

That the ticking metronome

Moves us all in time,

There's a rhyme and answer

That rings from shore to shore,

When the heart of this star-crossed voyager

Beats in time with yours,

And can you feel the love tonight?

There eternally,

It's enough for this wide-eyed wanderer

That you're here with me...

And can you feel the love tonight?

How it binds us all?

It will be with you now and for all time

To catch you when you fall.

Friends will be with you now and for all time,

To catch you when you fall.

~*~

Everyone was stunned.

To say the least.

Half of them couldn't move.

Then Joey made a mad dash for the bathroom and the ice was broken.

"Awww, that was NICE!"

"Wicked A!"

"...Wasn't that in The Lion King?"

"Who's the 'wide-eyed wanderer' again?"

WHAP! "It's Macavity, stupid!"

"Then who's the 'restless warrior'?"

WHAP! "Macavity, stupid!"

"...And the star-crossed voyager?"

WHAP!

The room still abuzz with chattering, Macavity stepped down and grinned at Yami and Seto. "Psst, guys. If you two can make it for the next ten minutes without arguing, I'll let you sing a duet next time."

The Pharaoh and the Priest just stared at each other for a long moment, until...

"Fighting? Who's fighting?"

"Certainly not us!"

"Heavens no!"

"What makes you say that?"

"We're the best of friends, right, Seto?"

"That we are, Yami!"

"And we love each other with the force of a thousand suns!"

"Yeah, we--we what?!"

"Come on, Seto! Hug time!"

"No."

"You know you want to. Gimme a hug."

"Don't even go there, Pharaoh."

"...Crud."

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Whew! I did it! And yes, I know, the song was pretty bad, but I thought it was kind of cute, in a weird sort of way.

Seto: So are you!

Yami: The part about cute in a weird sort of way, not the part about being pretty bad, we mean.

Me: That's so sweet!

Seto: DUET!

Yami: DUET!

Seto: DUET!

Yami: DUET!

Seto: chibi eyes PLEEEEEEAAAAAAAASE?

Me: AAAAAGH! NOT THE CHIBI EYES! NOT THE--oh, all right.

Yami: YAY!

Well, it's obvious what those two want. Do you want to hear them sing another duet? Drop me a review or an E-mail and tell me what you thought! As always...ten reviews, please? Suggesting songs is also very nice. Helps me think, it does. Joey the Flame Swordsman (who is off playing tiddlywinks somewhere) and Flamina, the angel minion of fire (who is pruning her hedges) will royally toast any mean, nasty, or otherwise unpleasant reviews. That said, PLEASE READ AND REVIEW!

P.S. By the way.

Random Poll: Should I invite Chibi Hyper Yami and Chibi Hyper Seto to the party?