...Snape stood there naked waiting for the boys to respond to his question.

"Well," Harry said nervously. "What if I said that we didn't want you to join?"

"Then I would make sure you two were expelled from Hogwarts for making out in the bathroom and being GAY! How's that for a reason." Snape laughed.

"Fine," replied Harry glumly. Then he cheered up and said: "I guess we could a man with a penis twice our sizes!"

Snape removed the hand covering his cock, it was the size of a mini corn dog! He had some kind of birth defect that stopped it from growing! No wait, I'm sorry. He's dick just never grew any bigger! "Oh my, I-I'm so embarrassed. Oh well!"

Snaped fell to ground and began kissing Harry's lips while Ron sucked Snape's penis. Harry had his testicles in Ron's butt. The ground began to shake, but the three were to involved with having a three way that they didn't notice. Until the castle began to rise of the floor. The three stopped and quickly put on clothes. Many Professors flew out to see what was wrong.
It was the incredible Hulk!

All the wizards and warlocks tried to use magical spells to stop the creature. But his green skin would just rebound the attacks!

The Hulk raised the huge castle over his head. He began spinning around and around and around till he was turning fast enough to start a tornado! He let go of Hogwarts and it flew across the land. It went so far as to go into the Muggle land and fall right on Harry's house!

Oh how grateful Harry would be when he found out! Anyway, Professor Dumbledore tried to reason with the Hulk but it was no good. The green giant just turned around and punched Albus so that he flew into Hagrid. They both had a great idea!

"Lets make love in the Forbidden Forest!" they said at the same time. "Good idea!"

They ran to the forest and loud sounds of Uhs and Oh yeahs came from the forest. The Hulk and everyone laughed but then stopped when the remembered about the Hulk!

Harry figured he could reason with the Hulk.

"Mister Hulk," said Harry gulping. "Why are you doing this? It's horrible!"

"I-ah...ROAR!"

"Well, there must be a reason!" Shouted Ron walking over. "So what is it!"

Misses Hulk came stomping through the trees. She was twice the size as the Hulk! "I am so sorry Hogwarts students and teachers! He just wants everyone to stop calling him the Hulk. He prefers Big Ugle Green Giant-BUGG for short. C'mon BUGG, it's time to go home!"

"You never let me do what I wanna do Hulk wife!" said the Hulk walking away from the damage.

"That was strange!" said Ron with a confused expression on his face...to be continued.