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*~The Naru and Suu Show Thingy~*

Suu: Hello people! Let us begin by introducing ourselves

Naru: I am Naru!

Suu: and I'm Suu!~ now that we go that out of our system

Naru: Lets begin by........ STRIPPING!

Suu: gah!~ ummm -twitch twitch- i only strip for Ron thank you -laughs uncontrollably-

Suu: lets meet our first guest instead huh, Naru?

Naru: You spoil all the fun! -begins to put clothes back on-

Naru: Sure let's introduce our first guest!

Suu: umm Naru?

Naru: Yes Suu?

Suu: umm who's are guest? -looks around lost-

Naru: *whispers to her* I thought you were going to get him or her....

Suu: oh yea hahahaha -runs back stage and grabs someone- One guest tonight is Harry Potter!

Naru: *claps* Welcome!

Suu: hold on your not Harry

Naru: And to think I got all dressed up!

Suu: -pushes him off stage- Sorry

Naru: Lets see our real guest is....

Suu: -pulls some one else- ummmm -checks to see- ok now its Harry Potter!

Naru: I don't want to know how you checked...

Naru: Oh we forgot to have our supporters!

Suu: what the heck are supporters?

Naru: Lets see... Thank you....... Loving Demon! For your wonderful sponsoring of us and Kagome and Inu Yasha!!!

Suu: *claps* go you people

Naru: The only coupling Suu agrees with!

Suu: hehehehehe yes i do!

Naru: Along with Me and Kei

Suu: hold on what's only coupling?

Naru: The only couples you like.

Naru: coupling is couples...

Suu: oh hahahaha i knew that -mumbles under breath-

Suu: uh are we done?

Naru: done what?

Suu: what are we doing here? who's this?

Harry: uh my names Harry Potter

Suu: You are, are you? -is drinking what's supposed to be root beer- He says he Harry Potter, Naru!

Naru: Hello Harry I'm Naru the pretty girl who likes boys :D

Suu: Hello Harry! I'm Suu and red hair men turn me on

Naru: Not to be confused with Naru from Love Hina...THE BEST PORNO MANGA! Even though I am her...just my drunken state that is not the property of Ken.....uh whatever his last name is.....

Naru: ...I'm done...

Suu: -giggles frantically- Now Harry tell us about Ourselves

Harry: uh

Suu: i mean your self

Naru: Sure Suu-Chan

Harry: Well what is there to tell, who doesn't know much about me -blushes-

Suu: ok so then, we don't care right?

Harry: No that's not at all what-

Suu: Just admit it -throws bottle of what smells like beer down and picks up a new one- Can we go to the next person Naru? I'm tired...

Harry: but-

Naru: I agree

Suu: Should i go get who are next person, *hiccup* maybe?

Naru: Yea but lets first go for a commercial!

Suu: See ya when *hiccup* we get *hiccup* back

Naru: umm o.o Suu what's in that bottle you drinking out of?

Suu: none of your business .

Harry: o.o;

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