Numbah7: Remember, if you want to be in this fic let me know and I will add you!

July 23, 2002, 9:32 AM

"Okay...I've got little patience and enough Excedrin to last a life time" said Tom Warburton.

"Aww...cheer up! At least we don't have to cast the members. I hired 3 trustworthy people to cast the parts." said his assitant, Barbra.

"Simon, Paula, and Randy?" asked Tom.

"No, Sora, Stitchy, and Numbah7"

Tom dropped his coffee mug. It shattered into pieces.

"YOU..HIRED...WHO?" he yelled.

"Sora, Stitchy, and Numbah7" Barb answered.

"Those are PONIES...erm PHONYs! Why the hell did you hire them?"

"Well" replied Barb, calm as ever. "I told them if they make ONE mistake on this I will have security drag them out by their pants and they will never be allowed in here again."

"But Stitchy doesn't wear pants!"

"He doesn't?" asked Barb. "Okay...time to go shopping!"

The casting room, 10:02 AM

"I can't believe that lady made me wear these shtupid pants!" cried Stitchy.

"Well at least we can't see your behind!" snapped back Sora.

"Be quiet!" said Numbah7. "We have to go over about 1,252 kids today and I don't want to be the one to put you in a straight jacket!"

"Nooo please!" moaned Sora-and-Stitchy.

"Then act right...it's gonna be a tough day and I don't want to put up with your crazy remarks!"

Numbah7 went and lifted the big door up. "Okay...who's first?" she asked.

"ME!" screamed about 1000 kids.

She grabbed a kid and dragged him inside. He was short, pudgy, and had his finger up his nose.

"Okay...um..whatch your name?" asked Stitchy.

"Bobby" said the Boy,digging for gold.

"Okay Bobby...show us what you got" said Sora.

Bobby pulled out a booger and showed it off.

"Eww...he is no actor for us...NEXT!" shouted Numbah7.

A girl with long black hair, a big smile, and a green shirt entered. "HELLO!" she said.

"Hi...what act are you going to do for us today?" asked Sora.

"Im going to say random lines from commercials and tv shows and movies!" the girl said, clapping.

"YAY!" said Stitchy.

"Here goes" said the girl. "Pepsi please! Twix, it's all in the mix! Crunchatize me Captain! Squeeze me I am soft and cuddly! You've set a fine table my fair Cineretta, purr! Child's Play 2: It's play time, again. My shiny teeth and me! Banana, Quack! Eskimo Bob, Eskimo Bob! And finally...BORN TO BE WILLLDDDD!"

"W..o...w" managed Sora.

"You have got the part of Numbah 3!" said Numbah7.

"YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Said the girl, spinning around. Then she left to go tell her parents.

Kids came and went. Diffrent kids, diffrent countries, diffrent names. One day a girl with short hair and a nice smile came in, but she looked a little tough.

"Okay, now that's our Numbah 5!" said Numbah7.

"Bonjur. Lis Feh, Jogh Jogh Fe" said the girl.

"She can't speak English" said Sora.

"Ahh...oh well NEXT"

A bald boy with a red shirt came in. "Hello I am hoping to play the part of Numbah 1. I am smart, tough, and bossy"

"Okay you're hired!" said Stitchy.

"Stitch...argh, just because he says he's bossy and tough he might not be a good actor" said Sora.

"What did you say?" demanded the boy.

"Okay you're hired!"

More kids came and went. A blonde boy with an orange hoodie who looked tougher than Numbah 1 came in. "Where's the wrestling match?" he demanded.

They noticed he had an 'Aussie Accent'. "Umm you have the wrong place" said Numbah 7.

"Cruddy signs!" cried the boy. "Always makin' me lost!"

"Wait" said Sora. "Want to be on a TV show?"

"What do you mean TV show" said the boy, looking a little sly.

"I mean a new show is airing, Codename: Kids Next Door. It's about 5 kids and you would make a great Numbah 4" Sora tried to talk him into it.

"Yeah well whats in it for me?"

"You can make money...and all the donuts and coffee you can eat"

"Well..."

"And you don't have to go to school"

"DOne and Done!" Sora and the Boy shook hands.

It was 1:00 when a plane crashed into the casting room. A rather large boy stepped out. "Sorry about that"

"It's okay" said Numbah7. "But you look like a boy who might want to be on a TV show...we were going to have the boy be a bowling master...but this is better"

"Well...okay!" said the large boy. "It sounds cool"

"It is" said Sora.

Finally at 3:30 they hired a a tall, skinny girl with a red hat on to play the part of Numbah 5. She was almost as tough as Numbah 1.

"Well" said Tom. "We have our cast"