Sora-And-Stitchy: Like last time, uhhh, Numbah7 said that...well, you could get you on da fic...okidai? Just put it in your review...when you finish...okidai??? BTW I wrote this fic Numbah7 gave me permission :D
Also: I will put you in the fic just tell me on reviews but a little rules: You need to be logged in when you tell me you want to be in the fic, and you need to state your name and if you are a boy or girl. Thanks! -Nmbah7. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Disclaimer: We don't own Kingdom Hearts, AYB, Eskimo Bob, Super Monkey Ball, and finally.....Codename: Kids Next Door!
July 24, 2002, 9:33 AM
Mr. Warburton woke up to another day, but today, he had to hire the villians.
"Okay, Barbara, what's the number of villian people we could hire for CKND?"
"Uhhhhh..." Barbara counted on her fingers and mumbled to herself. "About 80."
"Wow, this isn't gonna take long, and PLEEEEASE tell me you hired Simon, Paula and Randy?"
"Nope, Sora, Stitchy and Numbah7!! Plus the new KND will help them too!"
Tom sighed. "Barbara, if today doesn't go right, you're fired! And the KND are having a little vacation in the Bahamas before shooting starts."
Barbara shuddered and put the side of her hand on her brow. "Yes, sir!"
Ding diddil ling dee ding diddil ling dee dee TOM! Ding diddil ling ding...
The casting room, 10:02 AM
"Barbara, do I hafta wear these God-Forshaken pants?" Stitchy asked gruffly in her alien accent.
"No, Stitchy, you can take them off!"
"WOO-HOO!!!" Stitchy flung off her pants and ran around. A few minutes later she came back. "Okay, I'm done."
Sora came in with a bottle of Vanilla Coke in one hand and his Keyblade in the other.
"Sorry I'm late, the stupid soda machine went on the fritz, but I fixed it," Sora said in a smug grin.
"You beat the crap out of it didn't you?" asked Numbah7.
"Uhh, yes."
Numbah7 opened the big door. "Okay, who's first?" she asked.
One guy in a long yellow robe, silver hair, and tan skin walked in.
"Okay," asked Numbah 1. "State your name."
"I am Ansem, the seeker of darkness!"
The new KND looked confused, and Numbah 5 pointed out the door.
"Kingdom Hearts is that way, hun."
"Oh, okay!" Ansem said in a girly voice. Then he began to walk out but stopped to talk to Sora.
"What?" Sora asked.
"Aren't you in Kingdom Hearts?" Ansem asked.
"Yes!"
"Why are you here, then?" Ansem asked.
"Side-job!" Sora replied.
"Okay, I'll see you later."
"BYE!" Sora waved happily at his new co-worker.
"NEXT!!"
A baboon in a nice suit with a small cape walked in.
"Hello! I'd like to be a villian on the show Codename: Kids Next Door. I love Meemee," he said in a monkey language.
"What'd he say?"
"What, you don't speak monkey, okay...I speak english, I-" he began.
"NEXT!" said Sora
A penguin and a man in a suit came in.
"I am Penguin," he said in a high-pitched voice. "This is my counterpart, Sams."
"We're not looking for animals or guys in suits..." siad Numbah 1. "NEXT!!"
A....thing....walked in.
"MY NAME IS YUCK!! I'm going to destroy the sun with pickles!" it said in a VERY high-pitched voice.
"Eww, that's a piece of pigion poop struck by lightning and it came to life, that's much worse than a talking baboon in a suit," said Stitchy. "NEKSHT!"
A green haired guy in a purple robe came in.
"How are you gentlemen!"
"Huh? I'm a GIRL!" said Numbah7.
"All my talent and evilness are belong to Codename: Kids Next Door! They are on the way to destruction."
Sora was catching his drift. "What you say?"
"The Kids Next Door have no chance to survive make thier time."
"The part, not yours." Stitchy said.
"No no no!" he disappeared.
"Oooookaaaaaaay.....NEXT!" yelled Numbah7
A group of evil teachers came in.
"YOU'RE HIRED!!" said Sora.
"Already?" said the teacher in the helicopter chair.
"Just fill out these forms!" said Sora.
Then two army people came in and looked at Sora.
"Oh, no, no, no, that's not proper, that hoodie with that bodysuit." said the lady, Major Mrs. Manners.
Sora slowly and jerkidly turned toward them. "Please...don't...make...fun...of...my...out...fit..." he said through gritted teeth.
"I don't like that chain, either." said the man, A.K.A. Sergent Sensible.
"Sir, if...you...shut...up...I...won't...ki-"
"Oh, god, Sergent, look at the size of those ugly yellow shoes...what are they, size 24?" Major Mrs. Manners coroted
"SHUT THE FUCK UP OR I'M GONNA WHOOP YOUR PROPER ASSES TO HELL WITH A KEY!!" Hooh, boy, Sora is ANGRY!
The KND started covering thier ears and The Proper Patrol paused a moment, then laughed.
"A KEY? How can you whoop us with a KEY?"
Sora cast a Arcanum on the Proper Patrol. "That's what I mean, you god damned villians, oh, and by the way, you're hired, that is, if you do me a favor..."
Later....
"All hail the Keyblade Master," the Proper Patrol chanted to their 'god'.
"I love blackmail." Sora drank his Vanilla coke happily!
"Okay, we got the PTAOEY and the Proper Patrol...but we still need 20 more people."
Five kids entered.
"Oh, we have CHILDREN here, uhh, kids, the 5 tryout was YESTERDAY!" said Sora.
"No, we want to be the main villians of this show," said all five of them in a very creepy unison which freaked everyone out.
"THE DARKNESS LIES WITHIN THEM! WE MUST HIRE THEM OR THEY'LL CONSUME OUR HEARTS!!!!!" Sora screamed.
"Shora, what you you talking about?" asked Stitchy.
"Uhhh....nothing?"
Stitchy stared at Sora, then gazed her huge obsidian eyes back to these children.
"You're hired!"
"YAY!" they said in random unison.
That's when a big fat lady with an apron on and a spoon in her hand entered. "Ello I would like to be an Evil Cook for the show. My name is Grandma Stuffums and I make healthy food for kids"
"Okie well how is your food" asked Sora.
The lady held out a platter of steamed spinach.
"Okay you are hired!"
Then they hired....everyone else I can think of! The Common Cold, Sir Toasty, The Ice Cream Monster...etc.
Sora left early to work for Kingdom Hearts and Stitchy and Numbah7 went at their closing times. Stitchy gathered Mashi and went to watch Sora do stuff, and recorded the bloopers!
But all is not done yet, kids! REVIEW!! REVIEEEEWWW!! GOSG DARNET REVIEW!!!!
Also: I will put you in the fic just tell me on reviews but a little rules: You need to be logged in when you tell me you want to be in the fic, and you need to state your name and if you are a boy or girl. Thanks! -Nmbah7. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Disclaimer: We don't own Kingdom Hearts, AYB, Eskimo Bob, Super Monkey Ball, and finally.....Codename: Kids Next Door!
July 24, 2002, 9:33 AM
Mr. Warburton woke up to another day, but today, he had to hire the villians.
"Okay, Barbara, what's the number of villian people we could hire for CKND?"
"Uhhhhh..." Barbara counted on her fingers and mumbled to herself. "About 80."
"Wow, this isn't gonna take long, and PLEEEEASE tell me you hired Simon, Paula and Randy?"
"Nope, Sora, Stitchy and Numbah7!! Plus the new KND will help them too!"
Tom sighed. "Barbara, if today doesn't go right, you're fired! And the KND are having a little vacation in the Bahamas before shooting starts."
Barbara shuddered and put the side of her hand on her brow. "Yes, sir!"
Ding diddil ling dee ding diddil ling dee dee TOM! Ding diddil ling ding...
The casting room, 10:02 AM
"Barbara, do I hafta wear these God-Forshaken pants?" Stitchy asked gruffly in her alien accent.
"No, Stitchy, you can take them off!"
"WOO-HOO!!!" Stitchy flung off her pants and ran around. A few minutes later she came back. "Okay, I'm done."
Sora came in with a bottle of Vanilla Coke in one hand and his Keyblade in the other.
"Sorry I'm late, the stupid soda machine went on the fritz, but I fixed it," Sora said in a smug grin.
"You beat the crap out of it didn't you?" asked Numbah7.
"Uhh, yes."
Numbah7 opened the big door. "Okay, who's first?" she asked.
One guy in a long yellow robe, silver hair, and tan skin walked in.
"Okay," asked Numbah 1. "State your name."
"I am Ansem, the seeker of darkness!"
The new KND looked confused, and Numbah 5 pointed out the door.
"Kingdom Hearts is that way, hun."
"Oh, okay!" Ansem said in a girly voice. Then he began to walk out but stopped to talk to Sora.
"What?" Sora asked.
"Aren't you in Kingdom Hearts?" Ansem asked.
"Yes!"
"Why are you here, then?" Ansem asked.
"Side-job!" Sora replied.
"Okay, I'll see you later."
"BYE!" Sora waved happily at his new co-worker.
"NEXT!!"
A baboon in a nice suit with a small cape walked in.
"Hello! I'd like to be a villian on the show Codename: Kids Next Door. I love Meemee," he said in a monkey language.
"What'd he say?"
"What, you don't speak monkey, okay...I speak english, I-" he began.
"NEXT!" said Sora
A penguin and a man in a suit came in.
"I am Penguin," he said in a high-pitched voice. "This is my counterpart, Sams."
"We're not looking for animals or guys in suits..." siad Numbah 1. "NEXT!!"
A....thing....walked in.
"MY NAME IS YUCK!! I'm going to destroy the sun with pickles!" it said in a VERY high-pitched voice.
"Eww, that's a piece of pigion poop struck by lightning and it came to life, that's much worse than a talking baboon in a suit," said Stitchy. "NEKSHT!"
A green haired guy in a purple robe came in.
"How are you gentlemen!"
"Huh? I'm a GIRL!" said Numbah7.
"All my talent and evilness are belong to Codename: Kids Next Door! They are on the way to destruction."
Sora was catching his drift. "What you say?"
"The Kids Next Door have no chance to survive make thier time."
"The part, not yours." Stitchy said.
"No no no!" he disappeared.
"Oooookaaaaaaay.....NEXT!" yelled Numbah7
A group of evil teachers came in.
"YOU'RE HIRED!!" said Sora.
"Already?" said the teacher in the helicopter chair.
"Just fill out these forms!" said Sora.
Then two army people came in and looked at Sora.
"Oh, no, no, no, that's not proper, that hoodie with that bodysuit." said the lady, Major Mrs. Manners.
Sora slowly and jerkidly turned toward them. "Please...don't...make...fun...of...my...out...fit..." he said through gritted teeth.
"I don't like that chain, either." said the man, A.K.A. Sergent Sensible.
"Sir, if...you...shut...up...I...won't...ki-"
"Oh, god, Sergent, look at the size of those ugly yellow shoes...what are they, size 24?" Major Mrs. Manners coroted
"SHUT THE FUCK UP OR I'M GONNA WHOOP YOUR PROPER ASSES TO HELL WITH A KEY!!" Hooh, boy, Sora is ANGRY!
The KND started covering thier ears and The Proper Patrol paused a moment, then laughed.
"A KEY? How can you whoop us with a KEY?"
Sora cast a Arcanum on the Proper Patrol. "That's what I mean, you god damned villians, oh, and by the way, you're hired, that is, if you do me a favor..."
Later....
"All hail the Keyblade Master," the Proper Patrol chanted to their 'god'.
"I love blackmail." Sora drank his Vanilla coke happily!
"Okay, we got the PTAOEY and the Proper Patrol...but we still need 20 more people."
Five kids entered.
"Oh, we have CHILDREN here, uhh, kids, the 5 tryout was YESTERDAY!" said Sora.
"No, we want to be the main villians of this show," said all five of them in a very creepy unison which freaked everyone out.
"THE DARKNESS LIES WITHIN THEM! WE MUST HIRE THEM OR THEY'LL CONSUME OUR HEARTS!!!!!" Sora screamed.
"Shora, what you you talking about?" asked Stitchy.
"Uhhh....nothing?"
Stitchy stared at Sora, then gazed her huge obsidian eyes back to these children.
"You're hired!"
"YAY!" they said in random unison.
That's when a big fat lady with an apron on and a spoon in her hand entered. "Ello I would like to be an Evil Cook for the show. My name is Grandma Stuffums and I make healthy food for kids"
"Okie well how is your food" asked Sora.
The lady held out a platter of steamed spinach.
"Okay you are hired!"
Then they hired....everyone else I can think of! The Common Cold, Sir Toasty, The Ice Cream Monster...etc.
Sora left early to work for Kingdom Hearts and Stitchy and Numbah7 went at their closing times. Stitchy gathered Mashi and went to watch Sora do stuff, and recorded the bloopers!
But all is not done yet, kids! REVIEW!! REVIEEEEWWW!! GOSG DARNET REVIEW!!!!
