When Flashcards Attack

A chibi story

Chibi Duo sat in a chair with Brianna sitting in front of him holding a deck of cards.

Chibi Duo: Are we gonna play poker? Leans forward with enthusiastic smile.

Brianna: No. Shuffles cards.

Chibi Duo: Blackjack?

Brianna: No. Continues shuffling cards.

Chibi Duo: War?

Brianna: No. Continues shuffling.

Chibi Duo: Go fish?

Brianna: No. Stops shuffling and gives Duo a look.

Chibi Duo: Well then what's the use of havin' cards if ya aren't gonna play any CARD games huh? Leans backward and crosses arms.

Brianna: Because we're going to practice your math skills.

Chibi Duo: WHAT?! Horrified look.

Brianna: 1x2?

Chibi Duo: 2

Brianna: 1x4?

Chibi Duo: 8

Brianna: Sighs. 1x5?

Chibi Duo: 87! Claps his hands happily thinking he got it right.

Brianna: Yes, no and no. Duo, you have to…

Chibi Duo: Look at me! Duo stood on the chair and jumps from the chair to couch after couch and finally lands on his butt. Has a sheepish smile on.

Brianna: Until you decide to pay attention to me, you're going to stay right here while I wash your bike. Okay? Stands up and walks out. Duo goes over to his chair and sits there looking at the deck of cards on Brianna's chair.

Chibi Duo: What're YOU lookin' at ya pack of paper? Duo said towards the card as he crossed his arms. I said, what're ya lookin' at? YOU'RE just a pack o' paper with annoyin' little numbers on it!

Five minuets go by.

Chibi Duo: That's it! You need a time out! Jumped off his chair and goes over to pack of cards. Picks up the deck and sees a face on the top card.

Card: Hey kid, whatcha doin'?

Chibi Duo: AHHH! IT TALKS! Drops cards.

Card: AHHHHHH! Whadya go and do that for, kid?

Chibi Duo: You're a piece of weird paper that was made to make little kids think! You're not s'pposed ta talk! Put hands on hips.

Card: GET HIM! Cards fly off the floor and tackle Duo. Duo lands on the floor covered in a blanket of cards screaming for help. Brianna comes in and stops in the doorway as she watches Duo wriggle and scream under a pile of cards. She walks over and crouches down in front of him and picks up all the cards off him.

Brianna: What are you doing?

Chibi Duo: Hands over face. Is it over?

Brianna: Is what over?

Chibi Duo: Removes hands and sits up. But-but…

Brianna: Holds up deck of cards. What happened?

Chibi Duo: I got MUGGED!

Brianna: Mugged?

Chibi Duo: YEAH! That is a VI-O-LENT, tries to sound out the word 'violent', stack of cards.

Brianna: Uh huh… get back in your chair and we'll start all over again.

Chibi Duo: BUT THEY GAVE ME A PAPER CUT! Pulls out index finger to show a small line that wasn't bleeding.

Brianna: Sit down and pay attention.

Chibi Duo: BUT!

Brianna: No buts, keep this up and there will be no desserts for you.

They both sit back in their chairs and Brianna holds up one card.

Brianna: 1x7?

Chibi Duo: It's, looks at the card and sees a grinning face on it, AHHHHHH!!!

AN: So what do you think? Not bad for my first chibi story in like forever. Rate it from 1 to 10! Please! I need to know! On a scale of funny-ness, 1 to 10. Okay?