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            Thanks to my reviewers! I appreciate it! Spread the word! LOL. Please R/R!

Oh yeah, just so you know, I'm trying to exaggerate the character's personalities the way I perceive them to be….I hope that helps to understand why the characters are acting the way they are!

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"Malfoy, you should really work on your facial expressions. They make you look like you're gay," said Hermione fearlessly.

            Malfoy gave another awkward expression, this time it was one of defeat and embarrassment. "Well….well…you're face is gay!" As soon as he said this, he realized that he really needed to work on his comebacks. He snarled once more and then stormed off.

"That was ahh-sum Her-…Herm-…Hermy, yeah, and that's your new name," said Harry.

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The Next Day

"Rise and shine you gits!"

Harry and Ron woke up to the sounds of Fred and George screaming in their faces. "Mum and Dad are going to the Ministry today for some business and we're having a par-tay!"

"We-we are?" gulped Ron nervously. "I-I don't think we should."

"Oh, shut-up Ron," said Fred. "We're tired of you being so nervous all the time. You're starting to act like—"

"—Percy", finished George.

"OK, sorry," said Ron, "you're right".

Fred continued, "You also need to stop being such a—"

"—a pushover", said George.

"Alright dude, I know we're twins and all, but you really have got to stop finishing my sentences!" exclaimed Fred. "I don't think I've ever finished my own—"

"—sentence?" whispered George.

"All right, that's IT!!" Fred screamed as he pounced on George.

            Ron, acting like it happened all the time, said, "How about some breakfast? I'm hungry." Harry nodded in agreement and the two proceeded down the stairs to breakfast. Harry could still hear sounds of the fight: "I'll kill ya!!" or "Come back here!".

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            About an hour later, when Mr. and Mrs. Weasley were gone, the four Weasley children, Harry, and Hermione began to plan the party. Harry couldn't help but laugh when he looked at Fred and George. They were both sporting identical black left eyes.

"All right," said George, "Fred and I have sent out invitations via owl. Most of the people that are going to come are from the Gryffindor Quidditch team and of course, our very own, Lee Jordan. We've also invited Wood, who ironically had a free-day today!"

            Hermione and Ginny melted at the sound of "Wood". Not only was he the hottest man on the planet, he was….well, the HOTTEST man of the planet and that's about it.

            Harry couldn't help but think about the night to come. What if they all ask me questions about Cedric? I won't be able to talk to them without being embarrassed! There has to be some kind of temporary anti-hex.

            As if on cue, Hermione said, "Harry, I have found out a temporary anti-hex for tonight.

"Gosh Hermy, you all-wayz k-now wut I'm theeeeenking." It was true, however, Hermione always knew what Harry was thinking, as if she were skilled in the study of Occlumency.

"Well, Harry," she said, "I did spy on your when you were taking your Occlumency lessons. I know what you're thinking at all times! Oooohhh….scary isn't it?"

            Harry did look scared…but this was the same face he used when he was confused, or tired, or hungry, or about to be killed….he only had one face.

"Harry! I'm just kidding! You were talking out loud, you git!

            Harry had a look of embarrassment on his face. Or was it guilt? Or dazed? He didn't care, all he wanted was this temporary anti-hex!

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Ta-da! Finished! This was a funny chapter, I think! Please R/R! I'll have the next chapter up soon! Oh yeah, next chapter will be the par-tay!!