I do not own Inuyasha well now that is over let's get to the story
Inuyasha meets his worst enemy.. The toaster "I don't think this is smart InuYasha, You Know what happened last time." InuYasha just looked over with a terrifying glare Shippo gulped audibly. And thought back to the last time Kagome had brought a toaster back from her own world and had taken it back destroyed by one dog demon who was unable to get his hand out of one burning toaster while shrieking like a girl. In Shippos mind he was already planning an escape route. "Don't worry; I think it will loose its nerve any second now." Said Inuyasha With that he went back to staring at the treacherous toaster thinking this horrible thing is unpredictable. He started leaning over the toaster and then there was a click and toast went flying at InuYasha his screams could have been heard from miles away that must have been the reason that Kagome woke up screaming "SIT" InuYasha who had been attempting to get out of the way of the flying toast did a face plant right into the toaster. Miroku who had been sound asleep woke up saying "I would never do that I swear Sango" then in a shrill voice "SANGO WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING WITH THAT KNIFE" he sat up and looked into Sango face who was yawning and saying "What knife I don't have a knife see there is no knife here" as she rolls out of bed her bedding moves and under it is a whole arsenal of knives of every kind. Miroku sweat drops. Mean while Kagome is trying to get InuYasha's face out of the jaws of the evil toaster from hell and she was not having much progress. The Toaster thank God muffled InuYasha's eloquent and imaginative language. "Modaruck snit ruck srap frodframnit" Then all the sudden InuYasha's head came free and what he was saying had everyone staring at him in shock then all the sudden there was silence. "Sit" rang out in the deathly quiet leaving Kagome's mouth as she suddenly had a pan in her hand and was beating InuYasha over the head screaming " How dare you say things like that in front of a young person" Shippo doing his best to look innocent dropped the toaster on InuYasha's head. Miroku takes the opportunity and his hands wandered astray. Kagome turns on him raising the iron skillet over her head threateningly as she handed another skillet to Sango. InuYasha looked over at them and saw that those skillets were not going to follow him so he started to crawl toward the forest and he had almost made it into relative safety when all the sudden a toaster leapt out of the shadows at him and he had not time to protect himself before it got a good hold on InuYasha's hair and set it on fire InYasha promptly began to do the Chinese fire drill with Shippo running behind him with a bucket of water slopping at his feet screeching. "Inuyasha hold still while I douse the flames." Finally Sango and Kagome, who had thoroughly beaten up Miroku, looked up and saw InuYasha running around with his hair on fire with Shippo screaming at him and running behind him. All the sudden Kagome reaches into her always full of useless stuff pack and pulled out a fire extinguisher and sprayed InuYasha with it and successfully putting out the fire in InuYasha's hair. As soon as InuYasha was thoroughly doused he turned on the toaster and glared stomped over there and pointed at it saying "It's alive I swear it jumped out at me" everyone looked at him as if he was crazy then all the sudden the toaster jumped up and clamped it's mouth around InuYasha's hand. Then he threw it at a tree and began to thoroughly stomp on it until all it was a handful of broken circuits. And everyone sighed in relief. As everyone looked away they did not see the toaster begin to put itself back together.
Please review cause I need all the help I can get thanx. And the next chapter has nothing to do with a toaster.
Inuyasha meets his worst enemy.. The toaster "I don't think this is smart InuYasha, You Know what happened last time." InuYasha just looked over with a terrifying glare Shippo gulped audibly. And thought back to the last time Kagome had brought a toaster back from her own world and had taken it back destroyed by one dog demon who was unable to get his hand out of one burning toaster while shrieking like a girl. In Shippos mind he was already planning an escape route. "Don't worry; I think it will loose its nerve any second now." Said Inuyasha With that he went back to staring at the treacherous toaster thinking this horrible thing is unpredictable. He started leaning over the toaster and then there was a click and toast went flying at InuYasha his screams could have been heard from miles away that must have been the reason that Kagome woke up screaming "SIT" InuYasha who had been attempting to get out of the way of the flying toast did a face plant right into the toaster. Miroku who had been sound asleep woke up saying "I would never do that I swear Sango" then in a shrill voice "SANGO WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING WITH THAT KNIFE" he sat up and looked into Sango face who was yawning and saying "What knife I don't have a knife see there is no knife here" as she rolls out of bed her bedding moves and under it is a whole arsenal of knives of every kind. Miroku sweat drops. Mean while Kagome is trying to get InuYasha's face out of the jaws of the evil toaster from hell and she was not having much progress. The Toaster thank God muffled InuYasha's eloquent and imaginative language. "Modaruck snit ruck srap frodframnit" Then all the sudden InuYasha's head came free and what he was saying had everyone staring at him in shock then all the sudden there was silence. "Sit" rang out in the deathly quiet leaving Kagome's mouth as she suddenly had a pan in her hand and was beating InuYasha over the head screaming " How dare you say things like that in front of a young person" Shippo doing his best to look innocent dropped the toaster on InuYasha's head. Miroku takes the opportunity and his hands wandered astray. Kagome turns on him raising the iron skillet over her head threateningly as she handed another skillet to Sango. InuYasha looked over at them and saw that those skillets were not going to follow him so he started to crawl toward the forest and he had almost made it into relative safety when all the sudden a toaster leapt out of the shadows at him and he had not time to protect himself before it got a good hold on InuYasha's hair and set it on fire InYasha promptly began to do the Chinese fire drill with Shippo running behind him with a bucket of water slopping at his feet screeching. "Inuyasha hold still while I douse the flames." Finally Sango and Kagome, who had thoroughly beaten up Miroku, looked up and saw InuYasha running around with his hair on fire with Shippo screaming at him and running behind him. All the sudden Kagome reaches into her always full of useless stuff pack and pulled out a fire extinguisher and sprayed InuYasha with it and successfully putting out the fire in InuYasha's hair. As soon as InuYasha was thoroughly doused he turned on the toaster and glared stomped over there and pointed at it saying "It's alive I swear it jumped out at me" everyone looked at him as if he was crazy then all the sudden the toaster jumped up and clamped it's mouth around InuYasha's hand. Then he threw it at a tree and began to thoroughly stomp on it until all it was a handful of broken circuits. And everyone sighed in relief. As everyone looked away they did not see the toaster begin to put itself back together.
Please review cause I need all the help I can get thanx. And the next chapter has nothing to do with a toaster.
