No I'm sorry but I do not own Inuyasha. You'll have to go to another store
to by him *Sigh*
Inuyasha meets the T.V. "Kagome is crashing through the forest towards the bone-eaters well no doubt." Shippo said trying to calm a furious Inuyasha. Inuyasha paused "Yeah that makes sense, I get the greatest ideas and if hadn't been cool minded Shippo here would never have stopped panicking." Shippo rolled his eyes at him when he was not looking. All of the sudden Miroku comes running in yelling at the top of his lungs "Demon, it's after me save me." After he screamed that over and over and over again he smashed into a tree with a little help from hid so called friends. Shippo took his time walking over to the tree which had Miroku smashed into it and asked "What demon? I see no demon, where is the demon?" Inuyasha also took his time walking over to the tree with a spatula *don't ask me were he got it.* And he began to pry Miroku from the tree. When he was free Inuyasha asked "So where's the demon." Miroku said nothing just pointed behind them in speechless horror. In sync with each other Shippo and Inuyasha turned in slow motion and them to were struck dumb with horror. Behind them stood a monster that should have never existed this monster was so horrific.. Oops that's Sango *Sango standing with frying pan, me on the floor clutching my poor beaten up head.* It might have been Sango but it did not look like her usual radiant self *please Sango don't hurt me* she didn't look like herself because there was that muck that supposedly rejuvenates your skin all over her face (shudder) "What are you looking at." Sango said as she walked through the campsite to get to the water beyond the site. On her way she passed an unconscious half dog demon, kitsune, perverted monk, a few woodland creatures, and a full dog demon. Wait a minute what are you doing in here Sesshomaru.
All the sudden Inuyasha pops up and runs for the bone eaters well. Miroku and Shippo pop up after him and go at a headlong pace after him. When Inuyasha reached the well he went diving into it and Miroku and Shippo took his example dived in after him before they remembered that they could not go to the other side and so they ended up all over the bottom of the well.
Meanwhile...
Inuyasha pops out of the well looks down into it to make sure that the demon didn't follow him and he sighed in relief when no demon jumped out at him. Inuyasha began to look for Kagome because he was scared that the demon would come after him. He found her in the kitchen clutching a baseball bat. All the sudden she looked up and saw him then looked triumphant as she shouted "SIT." And then started yelling at him "I knew that you would come and try to get me to go back. You stupid dog can't you see that I want some privacy. SIT" with that she began to beat him with the base ball bat still screaming sit. Then her little brother walked out of the living room and said sweetly. "DO YOU MIND WERE TRYING TO WATCH FRIENDS." With that he took the baseball bat from Kagome who was dumbstruck and hit her over the head with it and then went over to the cowering Inuyasha and hit him over the head with it then he walked back into the living room asking his mom "So did Rachel break up with him." Three hours later they are still staring at the door which her little brother had disappeared through. Three hours and a half after that they are still staring at the door in which her little brother had passed through. Four hours after that.... Okay this is getting boring do I'll just make it a little more interesting *heheheheh*. Four hours and a half after that Inuyasha is wearing a clown suit juggling flaming batons while Kagome does ballet and neither shows any talent at all. And they are still staring at the door where her little brother had passed through. Five hours after that ... Inuyasha begging says "Oh please authoress of great power please do not make me juggle any more flaming batons." *fine than I'll just*... "NOT BALLET" cried Inuyasha doing a purée *If I spelt that wrong don't hurt me* Inuyasha ran screaming at the top of his lungs into the living room and stopped dead thinking this place is full such weird contraptions. He walked up to one of the bigger ones it was a square box that came about to his waist and it had buttons on it Inuyasha crouched down and pushed one of the buttons nothing happened then he pushed another buttons and the room lit up with colors as a voice said "This is the one o' clock news." Inuyasha laughed a little crazily and said "This must be some joke old man. The T.V. replied "This is no joke." Inuyasha stopped listening after that and began to search for the man in the T.V. only to find that there was no one after that he began to push buttons frantically trying to make it go away to no avail but when he stopped pushing buttons he saw himself trapped in the T.V. and screamed. When Kagome escaped from juggling flaming batons in a clown suit she found Inuyasha curled on the floor muttering to his self next to what had once been a T.V. but now was a pile of broken circuits scattered everywhere. As she came closer and "accidentally" kicked Inuyasha she heard him say "Happy place happy place."
Thanks for reading my fic please I am practically on my knees begging you review and please give me an idea on what Inuyasha should meet next and feel free to critique I need all the help I can get. So please review thanx lots
Inuyasha meets the T.V. "Kagome is crashing through the forest towards the bone-eaters well no doubt." Shippo said trying to calm a furious Inuyasha. Inuyasha paused "Yeah that makes sense, I get the greatest ideas and if hadn't been cool minded Shippo here would never have stopped panicking." Shippo rolled his eyes at him when he was not looking. All of the sudden Miroku comes running in yelling at the top of his lungs "Demon, it's after me save me." After he screamed that over and over and over again he smashed into a tree with a little help from hid so called friends. Shippo took his time walking over to the tree which had Miroku smashed into it and asked "What demon? I see no demon, where is the demon?" Inuyasha also took his time walking over to the tree with a spatula *don't ask me were he got it.* And he began to pry Miroku from the tree. When he was free Inuyasha asked "So where's the demon." Miroku said nothing just pointed behind them in speechless horror. In sync with each other Shippo and Inuyasha turned in slow motion and them to were struck dumb with horror. Behind them stood a monster that should have never existed this monster was so horrific.. Oops that's Sango *Sango standing with frying pan, me on the floor clutching my poor beaten up head.* It might have been Sango but it did not look like her usual radiant self *please Sango don't hurt me* she didn't look like herself because there was that muck that supposedly rejuvenates your skin all over her face (shudder) "What are you looking at." Sango said as she walked through the campsite to get to the water beyond the site. On her way she passed an unconscious half dog demon, kitsune, perverted monk, a few woodland creatures, and a full dog demon. Wait a minute what are you doing in here Sesshomaru.
All the sudden Inuyasha pops up and runs for the bone eaters well. Miroku and Shippo pop up after him and go at a headlong pace after him. When Inuyasha reached the well he went diving into it and Miroku and Shippo took his example dived in after him before they remembered that they could not go to the other side and so they ended up all over the bottom of the well.
Meanwhile...
Inuyasha pops out of the well looks down into it to make sure that the demon didn't follow him and he sighed in relief when no demon jumped out at him. Inuyasha began to look for Kagome because he was scared that the demon would come after him. He found her in the kitchen clutching a baseball bat. All the sudden she looked up and saw him then looked triumphant as she shouted "SIT." And then started yelling at him "I knew that you would come and try to get me to go back. You stupid dog can't you see that I want some privacy. SIT" with that she began to beat him with the base ball bat still screaming sit. Then her little brother walked out of the living room and said sweetly. "DO YOU MIND WERE TRYING TO WATCH FRIENDS." With that he took the baseball bat from Kagome who was dumbstruck and hit her over the head with it and then went over to the cowering Inuyasha and hit him over the head with it then he walked back into the living room asking his mom "So did Rachel break up with him." Three hours later they are still staring at the door which her little brother had disappeared through. Three hours and a half after that they are still staring at the door in which her little brother had passed through. Four hours after that.... Okay this is getting boring do I'll just make it a little more interesting *heheheheh*. Four hours and a half after that Inuyasha is wearing a clown suit juggling flaming batons while Kagome does ballet and neither shows any talent at all. And they are still staring at the door where her little brother had passed through. Five hours after that ... Inuyasha begging says "Oh please authoress of great power please do not make me juggle any more flaming batons." *fine than I'll just*... "NOT BALLET" cried Inuyasha doing a purée *If I spelt that wrong don't hurt me* Inuyasha ran screaming at the top of his lungs into the living room and stopped dead thinking this place is full such weird contraptions. He walked up to one of the bigger ones it was a square box that came about to his waist and it had buttons on it Inuyasha crouched down and pushed one of the buttons nothing happened then he pushed another buttons and the room lit up with colors as a voice said "This is the one o' clock news." Inuyasha laughed a little crazily and said "This must be some joke old man. The T.V. replied "This is no joke." Inuyasha stopped listening after that and began to search for the man in the T.V. only to find that there was no one after that he began to push buttons frantically trying to make it go away to no avail but when he stopped pushing buttons he saw himself trapped in the T.V. and screamed. When Kagome escaped from juggling flaming batons in a clown suit she found Inuyasha curled on the floor muttering to his self next to what had once been a T.V. but now was a pile of broken circuits scattered everywhere. As she came closer and "accidentally" kicked Inuyasha she heard him say "Happy place happy place."
Thanks for reading my fic please I am practically on my knees begging you review and please give me an idea on what Inuyasha should meet next and feel free to critique I need all the help I can get. So please review thanx lots
