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What Happens When You Send Gundam Pilots to High School
Chp.1: Preventer Shinigami
(Special appearance from Noin and Zechs, who TRY to get Duo out of bed)
Duo's side alarm goes of at 6 o clock waking Heero, Wufei, Trowa and Quatre. He still kept sleeping.
"Fearless preventer Shinigami, lands on an unknown colony near planet earth in his ever –so –cool Gundam Deathscythe. He sees an unknown being with a cheap pink, cotton ruffled uniform approach, but because of the blinding light, our hero barely makes out who the unknown being is, is it friendly or hostile, so he takes out his ever-so-cool Shades and looks so ever-so-cool in his uniform and shades"
"WAKE UP DUO YOU WILL BE LATE FOR SCHOOL" Noin yelled at the braided teen (in her pink ruffled robe) who was shielding his eyes because of the sudden exposure to light. Zechs came and dragged Duo of the bed.
"Unquestionably hostile" Duo still kept on dreaming as preventer Shinigami who was tied with energy bonds with a hideous creature with long white hair dragging him to somewhere unknown.
"Great scythes, our hero is being sent to a manual labor site by the alien called Ozzies"
"GO…TO…SCHOOL" Noin strained to push Duo out the door.
"How come Heero, Trowa, Wufei and Quatre haven't shown up" Duo complained hanging upside down from the door, pushing at its sides, with Noin pushing him out
"HEERO, TROWA, WUFEI AND QUATRE LEFT FOR SCHOOL AT 6 AM, NOW YOU HAVE TO TAKE THE SCHOOL BUS" Noin said throwing Duo out the door. He stood there with an annoyed expression until a bulb lighted on his head, it flickered at first.
"But Preventer Shinigami dashed out of site at the last microsecond" Duo thought to himself still in dreamland.
"There's the bus, but why don't I see Duo" Noin asked herself as Zechs came down.
"Preventer Shinigami escapes" Duo thought with triumph as he ran away.
"Did you see Duo get on the bus?" Zechs asked looking the window.
"No! Why" Noin asked.
"Because something just darted behind that tree, see isn't that Duo" Zechs said pointing.
"Great Thermal Scythes the Ozzies have spotted our favorite hero, but lucky preventer Shinigami brought along the emergency inflatable Gundam Deathscythe"
"DUO, DUO, GET BACK HERE" Noin cried chasing after him with a spatula.
"Preventer Shinigami gets away, but what's this, the Ozzies chase him, but his Gundam Deathscythe will get him out of this fix"
"DUO GET BACK HERE" Noin cried angrily.
"Preventer Shinigami blasts the twin buster rifle borrowed from Wing Zero" Duo thought launching series of snowballs at Noin. Who shielded herself with the spatula?
"YOU'E DIGGING YOUR OWN GRAVE BUSTER" Noin said jumping over a bush and tackling Duo to the ground. She beat him up with the now bent spatula.
"What do you have to say about yourself, you'll be late" Noin said as she threw him in the back seat all wounded.
"GIVE ME EMANCIPATION OR GIVE MY DEATH OZZIE QUEEN" Duo yelled crossing his arms.
"Mighty strong words kid! You'll be dead before I'm through with you, and call me Noin, GOT IT OR I'LL FEED YOU TO THE VULTURES!"
At school
"Why didn't you come with us? And how come Noin dropped you off" Quatre asked before their first class.
"I decided to skip school, but Noin had that last wind"
"She chased you" Trowa said.
"Yeah! And I couldn't believe when she cleared that fence and bush" Duo said glumly.
"She beat you up" Heero said looking at Duo bruised and butchered.
"With a spatula" Duo said.
"A Spatula?" Wufei asked amazed at the damage down by a mere kitchen thing.
"CLASS BACK TO ORDER" A familiar voice emanated from outside the classroom door, as the students scrambled into their seats at the sharpness of the voice.
"Oh-no" Duo said. Trowa just looked down, Wufei harrumphed, and Heero smacked his forehead thinking about the poor classmates, Quatre was…well…shocked, as TEACHER Une came into the room, her militaristic strides were bad, but becoming the history teacher was even worse. Especially when the subject was boring, and you thought it was none of your business, she could make it your business.
Raven: What will happen to the G-boys, what Lady Une will teach them in history?
Duo: She'll go on and start saying what a saint Trieze was and what would have happened if history had headed towards his direction. Same old hoo-hah.
Raven: Find out in the next chapter.
