Raven: Try to ignore the spelling mistakes in chapter2, I changed chapter1, somehow the idea of the aliens being OZ was funnier, which came to me when I got a revelation after being hit in the head; I got confused which one to write, the aliens Zogwargs or OZ, so now I changed the chapter, and the aliens are now OZ. Check out their uniform description. And while were giving notes, there is a competition question in the end of this fanfic, answers to be given in reviews.
Disclaimer: And I don't own anything except my computer and website, do please check it out if all else fails.
What happens when you send Gundam Pilots to High School!
Chapter: BattleGround Cafeteria!
Raven: No NOT battle ground Antarctica!
"Man Heero, who would've known that the perfect soldier could end up in detention" Duo said snickering and his braid swinging behind him for which he was well known for throughout school.
"Who would've thought I'd become comrades with an idiot" Heero said in his usual monotone voice.
"It's a good thing you're out of bullets right now" Quatre said as he saw the Epyon obsessed boy not far of.
"Quatre, I could and will kill him anytime" Heero said giving the kid a death glare. "I'll kill him in basketball practice" Ah yes Heero the great was an excellent player and well known throughout school for it.
As they sat down in there usual corner a senior boy called out to Heero, who was sitting next to Duo.
"Hey Heero, how's your girlfriend HAHHAHHA" he said. Fro those of you who didn't understand what the guy meant by Heero's girlfriend, it was Duo!
Duo froze inches away from biting his burger. The next thing was unexpected, he whipped out a gun and pointed at the guy demanding an explanation he got up, but Heero just pulled on his braid to get him down.
"OH HEERO TO THE RESCUE, A MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN" He said. At this the rest of the pilots sat back and relaxed to watch the funeral of the guy. The senior kid kept laughing till tears came out, when he opened his eyes and tray smashed his face. And it went like
SPLAT, all the meat loaf and other stuff dripped down his shirt. He saw Heero standing up with Duo in progress to commence operation beat- that- guy- up.
"EAT SPAGHETTI" Duo shouted as he launched. The guy thoroughly angry with the fact that a combo of meat loaf, cream puff, doughnut and spaghetti was streaming down his shirt, grabbed a nearby tray and aimed.
"HAHAHAHHA, LOOK EVERYONE IT'S A WALKING FOOD DISH" Duo shouted which made everyone laugh. "HAHAHA…WHOA" he said surprised as he ducked from a flying tray. He turned round to see that the tray was plastered onto Wufei's face.
"UH-OH" All the cafeteria kids, especially those from gym class said. Wufei was worse than scrooge; he made the kids in gym work like slaves. But this was unthinkable.
"KISAMAAA, YOU USU BAKA" Wufei said, picking up Quatre's cupcake and fired at the poor kid, the cupcake was followed by a real cup, glass, a tray, burger, a water cooler, chair, table and each getting worse by the minute. The war had begun. Heero took this perfect opportunity to beat the crap out of the poor Epyon obsessed kid.
"WHO'S THE BEST" Heero said punching the kid
"Epyon" he said meekly
"WHO'S THE BEST" Heero said now giving the kid a nosebleed.
"OWww! Epyon" he replied, still loyal to Epyon
"WHY YOU STUBBORN LITTLE FREAK, I'LL ASK YOU AGAIN WHO'S THE BEST" Heero said kicking him in the……………..Ahem………..the sensitive area.
"OWWWWWWWWWWWWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE! THAT HURTS" he said in tears.
"You know he has a bad case of going to the bathroom after drinking" a classmate of the boy said.
"Now you tell me" Heero said halfway punching the kid again, well he still punched him and brought some water and stuffed it down his throat.
"Stop it" He said in a pathetic way.
"Huh! Zechs's fans are also weak and mindless like him" Heero said, he grabbed him by the collar and shook him violently and continued feeding him water and injuring him, while in the background, Wufei was attacking the poor bruised senior kid covered with all the food the world's known. He could pass out for a nice walking food dish, with Duo also torturing him. The other children in the cafeteria thought of this as a good opportunity to get back at their enemies and also followed the foot steps of Wufei, Heero and Duo. In easy words, the whole cafeteria was a place worse than the reign of terror in France in the 1770's or somewhere in that timeline.
"WHO IS THE BEST" Heero cried at the kid who was in a bad shape, nosebleed, injuries, broken arm was the damage till now. Plus he needed to go to the bathroom…………..real bad
"Okay…Okay…you win" he said crying and trying to hold the water in. (A/N he heh, please don't think that I'm that disgusting)
"I CAN'T HEAR YOU" Heero said singing. Still dropping water on him.
"WING ZERO IS THE BEST! NOW YOU HAPPY" he shouted in pain.
"That's music to my ears, and who's the best pilot" Heero said digging his nails into the boy's skin. And showing him the water bottle.
"AHHH! THE GREAT HEERO YUY HIMSELF, THE PERFECT SOLDIER, 01 himself! NOW YOU HAPPY" He shouted with extreme pain.
"Much better" Heero said giving a smile to the kid. A VERY evil smile. With that said he shoved the bottle into his hands, the kid freaked out and ran towards the bathroom.
AFTERMATH.
Wufei, Duo and Heero (again) were outside the principle's door.
"So Heero, what is the principle like" duo asked nervously
"Don't know, Lady Une just handed me the detention slip before leaving class" Heero said.
"I heard it's a weak Onna" Wufei said. Typical of him.
"Come in boys" came a very familiar voice, ridiculous to Wufei, annoying for Duo, but HORRIFYING FOR Heero.
"HEERRRROOOO" the principle shouted.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" Heero let out a scream like Duo when Trowa destroyed Deathscythe, and ran for all that was worth his life.
Raven: Okay. Let's have a little competition; the winner's name will appear in the next chapter credits. WHO WAS THE PRINCIPLE? Let's see how many people have the common sense to figure out this little question.
