Chapter 3: Hiei Is totally out of character
Lexi: Hiei! Hurry up!
Hiei: Oh as soon as I get a hold of yusuke...' coming Lexi.
Hiei was about to go mad. He was carrying around a thousand dollars worth of shoes and Lexi still has one thousand left! He couldn't wait to end THIS date! To bad Kurama forbid him to kill his dates and that he had to be nice.
Hiei: Lexi, lets sit down for a minuet.
Lexi: But but *puppy dog eyes* I see another shoe store up ahead.
Hiei: Kurama didn't say how nice I have to be.'
slowly Lexi obeyed.
Lexi: I know socky he's so mean! lets go see if we can find you a new hat next. Ok Hiei, we've sat long enough, COME ON!!!
Hiei: *groan* All right all right, I'm coming.
After about two more hours of wandering around Hawaii with 10,000 bags of shoes and coconuts with goggly eyes it was finally time to go back to Club de Coconut.
Hiei: (trying to drag Lexi away from a gift shop) You stupid human, get over here I don't want to spend another second here!!
Lexi: *pouty face* Fine you big meanie.
------------------------back at Club De Coconut-------------------
Mr. Man: Welcome back! How was you date?
Hiei:
Lexi: It was great!! Look at these shoes! and this hat for socky. . .
It went on for hours as you can imagine she bought a lot with $2,000.
Mr. Man: Lexi, I'm sorry to interrupt but, this is only an hour show and Hiei still has to go on a date with Ashley.
Lexi: YOUR SEEING OTHER PEOPLE?!!!!! How dare yo-
Mr. Man: But it's part of the sh-
Lexi: DON'T interrupt me!
Hiei: Lexi, if you don't like it then leave the show. (he said calmly)
Lexi: I WILL, c'mon socky, we're leaving!
Yusuke: Well there's one down.
Kuwabara: And he didn't even kill her.
Kurama: Yes, I'm quite shocked he listened to me for once.
*Kuwabara and Yusuke jump*
Yusuke: Where did you come from?
Kurama: I've been here the whole time.
Yusuke: ¬.¬; your to quiet for your own good.
Kurama: I know ^.^
Kuwabara: Quiet guys the shows back on!
Mr. Man: Ok Hiei, ready to meet date number two?
Hiei: Do I really have to do this on the same day as Lexi?
Mr. Man: Of course! would date number two please join us out here?
Ashley: Do I really have to go out with him? I mean he's just so short. Not like I'm fussy about those kind of things. Now Mary! Mary is so fussy...
Mr. Man: Uh Ashley?
Ashley: What is it? I'm talking here!
Mr. Man: Your supposed to be telling Hiei about the date your going on.
Ashley: Oh, right. We're getting Hula dancing lessons.
Hiei: ¬.¬ Your joking, right?
Ashley: No way, lets go.
Hiei: grr'
Mr. Man: You will get three free hours of Hula lessons from ms. Pucca Layla The Hula dancing extraordinar, on one condition, you must where a lay, coconut bra and grass skirt.
Ashley: Ok, no problem.
Hiei: No, no way in hell can you get me in tha-
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Dressed in a lay, coconut bra, and grass skirt. . .
Hiei: How did you get me in this.
Pucca Layla: Hello, I am Pucca Layla, Hula dancing extraordinar. I will be showing you for the next three hours, how to Hula dance. Blah blah. . .
Ashley: (in a whisper) Hey Hiei dose this make me look fat? Because I think it dose, you know who's really fat? Samantha! I think-
Pucca: Ashley! pay attention! Now you swing your right hip back, then stick out your butt, then smoothly bring your left hip forward. When you've done that stick your pelvis outward and start all over again. Now, you try.
Hiei: *rolls eyes and starts to hula*
Ashley: Wow this is great for my abs.
Pucca: *smacks Hiei's butt with a stick* Hold those buns tight!
Hiei: *blushes*
----------------------Back-at-Club-De-Coconut---------------------
Hiei: Ow my butt, she's lucky I only broke that damn stick she had.
Ashley: You know Hiei that was very un called for.
Hiei: Well she wasn't hitting you butt with a stick was she?
Ashley: Well if you would keep you muscles tight.
Mr. Man: I take it you date went well?
Ashley: Oh just peachy keen (with sarcasim in her voice.)
Hiei: *glares at everyone without saying a word*
Mr. Man: Tune in next time for Hiei's next dates!
