Raven: After a long time I update, don't flame me, blame my brother, he formatted the computer, and all my G-wing stuff gone, even my website. Sniff, sniff! Anyway, results of the last competition will be delayed because this chapter is not related to it. It is about road trip. I know this fic is going a bit off track
IMPORTANT NOTE: the thing about Chinese and Japanese not getting along well is......... well I don't know whether it is true or false, so no flame me about it. But in this fic, they are rivals. So again no flame me, I don't have anything against both ethnicities. And the flash back is also made up. And once again I would like to clear something up I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST ZECHS. And PUNCTUATION MARKS MATTER MOST.
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What Happens When You Send Gundam Pilots
Chp5: ROAD TRIP to Japan???????????
The G-boys were halfway exiting the troposphere until...
"BEEP! BEEP!" Heero heard a sound and saw what all it was about.
"DAMN IT" he cried. He looked around in the comms to see whether the other pilots were having the same problem.
"Shit!" Trowa said in his ever-so calm voice
"NO NATAKU YOU MUST NOT FAIL ME!!!!!" Wufei shouted as he saw this problem.
[Everyone: Shut up!]
"Oh-no" Quatre said at the awaited problem.
They slowed down in the stratosphere and headed back towards earth, FAR away from the area which they dreaded.
"Why! What's wrong" Duo asked when the beeping started again. "Damn". After a little while...
"Low on fuel" they all said simultaneously.
"Well we have enough to get to another state at least" Trowa said.
"Yes! But where" Wufei asked. We're currently leaving America" he was interrupted by Duo's sudden wails waving America goodbye. A little while later he continued......
"We have to go somewhere where we aren't known. Someplace isolated from the world"
"Heero, why don't you decide" Quatre said.
"Me?" Heero said a bit surprised.
"No! Cleopatra! Yes you, you ninny" Duo said irritated, his fuel was running damn low.
'Me!' Heero thought.
"We can go anywhere you like Heero! Anyplace you ever wanted to visit" Quatre said politely. Typical
'Any place I ever wanted to visit' Heero thought. These words rang in his ears. He didn't even notice that the ground was getting nearer and he was gonna crash.
"HHEERROO" Duo shouted. "DECIDE ALREADY!"
'Anywhere I want to' Heero thought to himself and started to smile like a kid that he never was.
"YUY DECIDE ALREADY" Duo shouted
"HEY THAT'S MY LINE!" Wufei wailed
"OH TOO BAD I SAID IT FIRST" Duo shouted back.
"WHY YOU LITTLE PUNK" Wufei shouted and assaulted Deathscythe. They both were fighting in mid air, fuel running low, ground getting nearer and Heero still amazed at his opportunity.
"OH WELL THERE WONT BE AN OPPORTUNITY IF WE CRASH AND BECOME MILLIONS OF ATOMIC PARTICLES" Duo shouted to the author.
"Be quiet" I said. "And stick to the plot"
"Were going to Japan" he said smiling a little.
"Nani?" Trowa and Wufei asked.
"We are going to Japan" Heero said.
"Hey Heero! How come you're so eager about going to Japan" Duo asked
"Because he's a Japanese you dolt" Trowa said.
"Oh"
"Ara Mai Kami" Quatre said at Duo's lack of information. [I think it means: Oh my God!]
The road trip
The G-boys had once again hit the road. Luckily for their convenience, OZ had its bases set up almost everywhere. So they had no trouble blowing up their base, once again the famous Gundams had made it into the news. And they borrowed a jeep from then, surely OZ wouldn't mind would it. They had hidden the Gundams in Quatre's underground Hideout [or whatever it was in what desert] as they were passing by. The damages done to Deathscythe and Nataku were being repaired by Howard and the others.
Besides OZ explained in three words is: Dead Men Walking. [Something I picked up from the greenmile].
"How much further?" Trowa asked tired while an active American was singing Just communication at the top of his lungs.
"About a few miles more" Wufei replied from his location.
"I don't mind him singing but the lyrics are way to damn mushy" Heero said crouched up apparently because the ceiling of the jeep was too low. Trowa however was not complaining. Quatre was reading a book, Wufei transfixed at the scenario and we all know what Duo was doing
[A/N: I read the English translation of just communication and rhythm emotion, and they were a bit mushy, punctuation marks and comma's matter a lot. My teacher is a bad influence on me]
Duo kept on singing and Heero kept on getting annoyed with the lyrics and decided to busy himself with mental notes
'Mental Note: 1) Thank following people Heero Yuy style, A) OZ for letting them take their cramped jeep, B) Duo, for bugging you to death,' The Zero system was taking over as his thanking list got worse by the minute, 'Kill Relena, no use putting it off any longer' Heero thought and he eased a bit letting Zero take over. A bit.
[Thank you's Heero Yuy style, you don't wanna know what he did]
. Trowa kept uncomplaining, Quatre reading, Wufei staring into the abyss of the outside world.
Duo had switched onto Rhythm Emotion. This was all Heero could take. To give his braided friend a fright, he had awaited this moment for a long time.
"Trowa drive" Heero said dragging him into his seat. He took out his laptop and a self detonation device.
"Here Duo! I want you to watch a little show I made using a number of useful software's" Heero said gleefully. This amazed Duo but anything to get rid of his boredom.
Heero held the self-detonation device in one hand behind his back.
"What did you make, something creative I hope" Duo said suspiciously. Trowa had stopped driving and the rest joined to see what Heero was about to do.
He turned on the laptop and what they saw was the hanger in which their Gundams were. Duo caught a glimpse of the detonation device.
"Hey! What are you exactly gonna do" Duo asked fearing the worst.
"You'll see" he said now grinning.
"Ready Heero" Howard said appearing on the screen. He saw Duo going pale and said "Hey Duo enjoy the show".
At that precise moment Heero pressed the self detonation device and Deathscythe's sleek, smart, shiny, black wings exploded and fell off.
"Thank You for annoying the hell out of me" Heero said, cutting from his mental note to thank Duo.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" Duo exploded.......................UH I MEAN shouted, yeah shouted. [I know I got a bit toooo absorbed in the story myself].
Wufei, Trowa and Quatre saw something on the screen which Duo didn't bother to notice, and started laughing. They laughed and laughed till their stomachs hurt and tears brimmed in their eyes. Duo was paralyzed.
"D...D...D...D...D...D...D...D...D...D...D...D...D...D...D...D...D...D..D...D...D...D...D...D...D...D...D...D...D...D" Duo stuttered.
"It's called Deathscythe" Heero said amused.
"OH SHUT UP, IM TRYING TO MAKE A SCENE HERE" Duo shouted, and went back stuttering.
The rest of the journey was pleasant with Duo demoralized and down, but he was plotting. Oh Yes he was plotting big Revenge.
"Well here we are, Hiroshima" Heero said brightly. Wufei gulped, and wondered if Duo had any junk food with him. That old man incident still lived in him.
'That prank Heero played must have must have killed him' Wufei thought as he decided to turn and see how the pilot of the EX- Deathscythe was doing.
'Well he certainly looks dead' Wufei said.
More than dead, Duo was white, his eye twitching and hand also restraining from chocking the life out of Heero. And he was pouting with expertise as they entered the great advanced city of Hiroshima.
Raven: UH-OH bad choice Heero, you'll find as much fan girls there as in America,
*Heero still amazed thinking about going anywhere*.
Raven: UHHHHHHHHh didn't you have a little thank you list to finish.
Heero [comes back to reality, and holds up what looks like a self-detonation switch and presses it]: Yup! Just blew up an OZ carrier and still thinking of the worst possible way to kill Relena.
Duo: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, DEATHSCYTHE! HOW COULD YOU
OKAY! Next chapter, what fate does Hiroshima hold for our G-boys? Which school will they enroll in? Will the results be same as before? Why did the other's laugh at the demise of Deathscythe? Will Duo ever recover? Will Heero ever finish his Thank-you list? Will I ever get over the fact that I got an A in arts instead of an A+?
Answer to that question: THIS IS INJUSTICE 101%.
Duo: You do know that your gonna have to answer all these questions.
Raven [happy to grave expression]: I...Know, -_-*
