Disclaimer: I do not own Zelda characters, places, or objects, but I do
have Honest, and this wonderful plot (Please have mercy! If you have ANY
ideas, please let me know!).
Chapter 2
"Link, Link, awaken Link, the Hero of Time..... *@&$ it Link! Wake up!" comes this mysterious voice.
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, who is this Link everyone keeps talking about" asked Honest as he opened his eyes only to see an old, fat guy standing in front of him.
"I am Rayru, the Sage of Light, and it is your destiny to save Hyrule Link."
[Oh no! Link must have been that boy I bumped into, and now I'm stuck with his destiny. Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, if I ask nicely, maybe he'll let me look for him.] Honest thought to himself. "Look this is just a mistake, you see I'm not Link, my name is Honest."
"If you're not Link, then what the %$#@ are you doing here?!"
"Hey! It's not my fault! I bumped into Link when I was running from the guards because I stole a bag of rupees."
"Great, the new Hero of Time is a thief, all living things are as good as dead."
"Hey, this wasn't my........... what do you mean new Hero of Time?"
"Well, as destiny has it, if Link doesn't pull out the Master Sword, then he isn't the Hero of Time.
"So this means that I have to save ALL of Hyrule from this guy that has this freaky music and a weird laugh?"
"Pretty much, yes."
"Okay, where do I go first?"
"Well, here's a map of Hyrule." Rayru says as he hands Honest a piece of paper, Honest looks at the map. His face suddenly becomes very pale.
"Oh $#&%! I HAVE TO SAVE ALL OF THIS?" he screamed.
"Yes."
"Oh, you FAT, STUPID *^%#^@! WAIT 'TIL I GET MY HANDS ON YOU!"
"Farewell, and good luck!" Rayru said quickly as he teleported Honest back to the Temple of Time.
When Honest reaches the ground to the Temple of Time, he says out loud "What am I going to do now? I don't even know where to start, and why has everything got so dark........is it just me, or does the temple look smaller than the last time I saw it?"
"Maybe I can be of some help. I have been waiting for you Hero of Time" Came this mysterious voice behind him. Honest turned around to see a boy with blond hair, and red eyes. His clothing was very strange. He was wearing blue pants, a faded white tunic with the crest of the Shiekah on it, and he had bandages wrapped around his head that made his eyes and bits of his hair visible.
"I have been waiting for you Hero of Time. I am Shiek, survivor of the Shiekah. When I see you standing there, you look like the true Hero. Throughout the land of Hyrule there are five temples: One in a deep forest. One inside a volcano. One in a vast lake. One inside the goddess of the sand. One in the house of the dead. To defeat the King of Evil, you must help the sages of these temples. The Sage of Forest is waiting for you, I suggest you go there at once."
"Okay, you haven't answered my last question though." Honest said.
Sheik sighed and pulls a mirror out of nowhere (Is it just me, or does it seem like a lot of things in stories come and go to nowhere? Where is nowhere anyway? What's your opinion?). Honest looked in the mirror and gasped. Instead of being ten years old, he was seventeen years old, and he liked how he looked. His hair was chin length, and evenly cut. His eyes were still an emerald green, but they had a small tint of blue in them (Very nice if you ask me). Instead of his arms being thin from not eating right, they were well muscled. He had grown a foot, at least. His voice was a deep, rich voice, which could melt a girl's heart no matter what he said. His gray tunic had been resized to fit him, and was actually clean. He now wore white breeches, and had gauntlets that started at his elbows, and ended at the start of his fingers.
Honest ran his fingers through his hair and looked at Shiek. Shiek had started to back away and he threw a Deku Nut at Honest's feet and disappeared.
"Wait," Honest yelled, "How do I get to the Forest Temple." When there was no answer, he sighed and said, "I guess I have to figure it out myself," and with that he left the Temple of Time.
Another cliffhanger. BWAHAHAHA! R+R! I'm back, and I'm going to pay a little bit more attention to this story, okay? Tell me what you think. Suggestions are welcome.
Chapter 2
"Link, Link, awaken Link, the Hero of Time..... *@&$ it Link! Wake up!" comes this mysterious voice.
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, who is this Link everyone keeps talking about" asked Honest as he opened his eyes only to see an old, fat guy standing in front of him.
"I am Rayru, the Sage of Light, and it is your destiny to save Hyrule Link."
[Oh no! Link must have been that boy I bumped into, and now I'm stuck with his destiny. Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, if I ask nicely, maybe he'll let me look for him.] Honest thought to himself. "Look this is just a mistake, you see I'm not Link, my name is Honest."
"If you're not Link, then what the %$#@ are you doing here?!"
"Hey! It's not my fault! I bumped into Link when I was running from the guards because I stole a bag of rupees."
"Great, the new Hero of Time is a thief, all living things are as good as dead."
"Hey, this wasn't my........... what do you mean new Hero of Time?"
"Well, as destiny has it, if Link doesn't pull out the Master Sword, then he isn't the Hero of Time.
"So this means that I have to save ALL of Hyrule from this guy that has this freaky music and a weird laugh?"
"Pretty much, yes."
"Okay, where do I go first?"
"Well, here's a map of Hyrule." Rayru says as he hands Honest a piece of paper, Honest looks at the map. His face suddenly becomes very pale.
"Oh $#&%! I HAVE TO SAVE ALL OF THIS?" he screamed.
"Yes."
"Oh, you FAT, STUPID *^%#^@! WAIT 'TIL I GET MY HANDS ON YOU!"
"Farewell, and good luck!" Rayru said quickly as he teleported Honest back to the Temple of Time.
When Honest reaches the ground to the Temple of Time, he says out loud "What am I going to do now? I don't even know where to start, and why has everything got so dark........is it just me, or does the temple look smaller than the last time I saw it?"
"Maybe I can be of some help. I have been waiting for you Hero of Time" Came this mysterious voice behind him. Honest turned around to see a boy with blond hair, and red eyes. His clothing was very strange. He was wearing blue pants, a faded white tunic with the crest of the Shiekah on it, and he had bandages wrapped around his head that made his eyes and bits of his hair visible.
"I have been waiting for you Hero of Time. I am Shiek, survivor of the Shiekah. When I see you standing there, you look like the true Hero. Throughout the land of Hyrule there are five temples: One in a deep forest. One inside a volcano. One in a vast lake. One inside the goddess of the sand. One in the house of the dead. To defeat the King of Evil, you must help the sages of these temples. The Sage of Forest is waiting for you, I suggest you go there at once."
"Okay, you haven't answered my last question though." Honest said.
Sheik sighed and pulls a mirror out of nowhere (Is it just me, or does it seem like a lot of things in stories come and go to nowhere? Where is nowhere anyway? What's your opinion?). Honest looked in the mirror and gasped. Instead of being ten years old, he was seventeen years old, and he liked how he looked. His hair was chin length, and evenly cut. His eyes were still an emerald green, but they had a small tint of blue in them (Very nice if you ask me). Instead of his arms being thin from not eating right, they were well muscled. He had grown a foot, at least. His voice was a deep, rich voice, which could melt a girl's heart no matter what he said. His gray tunic had been resized to fit him, and was actually clean. He now wore white breeches, and had gauntlets that started at his elbows, and ended at the start of his fingers.
Honest ran his fingers through his hair and looked at Shiek. Shiek had started to back away and he threw a Deku Nut at Honest's feet and disappeared.
"Wait," Honest yelled, "How do I get to the Forest Temple." When there was no answer, he sighed and said, "I guess I have to figure it out myself," and with that he left the Temple of Time.
Another cliffhanger. BWAHAHAHA! R+R! I'm back, and I'm going to pay a little bit more attention to this story, okay? Tell me what you think. Suggestions are welcome.
