Chapter 4: The next date

Mr. Man: Welcome back! Today Hiei will be learning who his next date will be! OK will the next girl come out?

Random voice: Rachel that's you

*loud thunk in background*

Rachel: Ow, I know you idiot you didn't need to elbow me!

Rachel walks out in front of Club De Coconut,

Rachel: Hi Hiei!! Guess what we're doing on tonight's date!

Hiei: (sounding very bored and tired.)

Rachel: You get to cook me dinner at your house!

Hiei: SHIT!' Um I er don't have a house.

Mr. Man: Well where do you usually sleep?

Hiei: Er, in a tr-

Rachel: I'm sure wherever you sleep is fine. (Knowing Hiei sleeps in a tree at a local park, but she hadn't been spying on him of course ^.~)

Hiei: Ok, but er I don't know how to cook.

Mr. Man: Well I'm sure you know something, give a list of ingredients and utensils you need to one of the workers here, and we'll have them ready for you tonight.

Hiei:

------------------------------Later-------------------------------

Random worker dude: All he needs is three thin sharp pointy knives.

Mr. Man: Hmm, I wonder what he's going to cook with those. Oh well we'll hear about it when the get back from the date.

-------------------------Later that night-------------------------

Rachel: So why do we have to walk to your house?

Hiei: Because I don't want anyone knowing where I live, it's trouble enough taking you.

Rachel: So where DO you live? (Trying to sound innocent.)

Hiei: You'll see. (ignoring her attempt to sound innocent completely, he had seen her watching him for months)

Hiei leads Rachel into a water park, where he points to a Coconut tree.

Hiei: There, now climb.

Rachel: How am I supposed to climb this thing?! There's no low branches for me to climb up on!

Hiei: Stupid humans, I for got can't do anything themselves. *Grabs Rachel around the waist and throws her up the tree*

After they got settled in the tree,

Hiei: Be quiet and watch, I'm about to get some dinner. *Pulls out at least 6 sharp pointy knives that came from Mr. Man*

Rachel: Are you gonna kill a seagull and cook it for me?

Hiei: No, now shut up. *Picks out one of the knives, looks at it, takes careful aim and throws!*

Unfortunately Rachel just figured out what he was doing, and was about to scream but instead fell out of the tree. Hiei who was startled by the fall put to much strength into the throw and the knife went right through the pineapple on a stick vendor into a fruit vendor.

Hiei: Damn.' *yells down to Rachel* What the hell are you doing?!

Rachel: Why did you kill him so messily? Near of all these people?

Hiei: *glances around to make sure no humans were around* I made sure no one saw.

Rachel: Then I didn't just see you look around? (in a sweet voice)

Hiei: *blushes* Be quiet. *walks over to the vendor*

Rachel walks over next to Hiei and looks down.

Rachel: *picks up a lemon that had rolled to her her feet* Well when life gives you a lemon...

Hiei: Shut up and eat your damn lemon!

Rachel:

After they ate all the pineapple on a stick...

Rachel: So what's for desert?

Hiei: Desert? What's that?

Rachel: Uh, never mind it's time to go back to club de coconut. But what will we do with the bodies?

Hiei: Leave that to me. *Takes bodies and puts them in a dumpster near the Hawaiian ghetto* Kurama showed me that trick. ^-^ Wait, I mean I don't know Kurama.

Rachel: (in a knowing way.)

------------------------Back-at-Club-De-Coconut-------------------

Mr. Man: Well, how did your date go?

Rachel: It was, er, interesting, yeah that's it. It was interesting.

Mr. Man:

Hiei:

Mr. Man: Well then Rachel what did he cook?

Rachel: He made pineapple on a stick, in an interesting fashion.

Mr. Man: Well all right then, tune in next time for Hiei's next dates!