Raven: Don't mind if this chapter is short.

Duo [still plotting revenge]

Heero: Should I be intimidated?

Raven: Shouldn't you be finishing your thank you list?

What Happens When You Send Gundam Pilots To School

Chapter 6: Night Lights And Pillow Fights

"Injustice we have to go high school"

"Well be thankful that it's an all boy's school" Heero said.  Surly enough, the boys had enrolled in an all boy's school this time to avoid future stalkers.

"Well here we are Shin Kidousenki Academy" Trowa announced.

"One problem, we don't under stand Japanese" Quatre stated.

"Ahhhhhhhh!!!" The rest said.

"Heero? You do know Japanese don't you" Duo asked

"Hnn" was his usual reply.

"Hnn what?" Quatre replied getting annoyed.

"Yes I do know Japanese, and I'll translate if you pay me" Heero said with a grin

"What's the deal?"

"If you give me 30 dollars per hour I'll translate" Heero replied.

"Yuy! Why do you need that money?" Wufei asked.

"I have to pay for my internet hours!" he said glumly.

"You're a hacker aren't you! Why don't you hack into Relena's bank account" Duo said.

Silence follows

"Maxwell! You do have a brain" Wufei said amazed.

SKA: all boys' school.

A woman on the counter chattered with Heero in Japanese while the others stood beside him feeling uneasy as students passed them.

"Remind me again why we are here?" Duo asked for the sake of conversation.

"Heero suggested this place" Trowa said.

"And who in the right mind gave him that permission?" Wufei asked

They all turned round and said "QUATRE!" The blond Arabian sheepishly smiled.

"Heads up! We've got our rooms" Heero said.

"Oh Goody!" Duo said unenthusiastically.

 "At the risk of us separating I managed to get us into one room" Heero said.

"Thank god" Quatre said. He didn't want to get stuck with some Japanese kid.

"Let's go" Trowa said grabbing Quatre by the collar. He received to many looks from the other guys. That was enough for the day.

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"Well here we are" Duo said opening the door. Inside, there was a lovely four post bed, a sofa, and mattresses for extra people.

"Sweet mother of Venus" Duo said in awe, then quickly running over to an object "Hail to the great wide screen TV" he said bowing.

"Is this a dorm room, or a hotel room?" Quatre asked. Heero and Trowa just shrugged and simultaneously landed on the soft bed. The cushioning was very soft so they sank in.

Wufei crossed legged sat on the sofa and was reading a book of Japanese pronouns, while Duo flipped through the channels.

"Aww! This stuff is in Japanese" The American whined

"Duo be grateful there is a TV at all" Heero said irritated.

"Heero! Take us on a tour" Quatre said

"What do I look like your guide?" He said.

"I'll pay you" with that said Heero jumped and forced everyone out.

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"Heero! Did you get your name from this place" Duo asked while in their jeep they had again "borrowed".

"What makes you say that" he asked

"Well Hiroshima is pronounced as HEERO-shima right"

"Wrong! Its Hee-rosh-ima"

"That's what I said" Duo said

"Duo!" Trowa said menacingly "Shut up"

"What's wrong with you" Heero asked.

Trowa looked round and stared at Heero as if he had gone mad. He was currently….well…cramped, in a jeep whose ceiling was too low, and was hunched up like a tiger ready to attack its prey.

"You didn't complain during the road trip" Quatre said

"I'm not always a patient person" He growled.

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They stopped at various shops and Duo was attracted to a shop with night lights like a child to a candle. He brought various night lights for all the pilots. A pickachu night light for himself, for Wufei an owl night light, Quatre got palm trees, Trowa had Hello kitty, and Heero selected his own, a sonic the hedgehog night light. They went to street where chickens and other food items were sold. Heero and the other got out and somehow Wufei got separated and ended up in a fight with an old lady selling chickens.

"KISAMA! I don't want a chicken" Wufei shouted, the lady just picked the chicken and took out a butcher knife ready to kill it.

"NO! NO! YOU ONNA SPARE THE CHICKEN" Wufei shouted. Then he made a futile attempt at saying Japanese "Watashi (1) no wanting chicky"

Heero arrived in the nick of time and dragged him away. Duo laughing like a maniac and finally chocking on his pop corn.

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"YAWWWWWNNNNNNN! Time for some shut eye" Duo said turning on his night light. Wufei was out on a stroll with Heero to make sure he stays out of trouble.

"Duo turn that infernal thing off" Trowa said hiding his head under a pillow.

"Make me" Duo said and met an unexpected fiend.

PWAP!! Duo is sent flying on the ground and lands on Quatre who yelps. Trowa laughs hysterically while Duo picks his pillow and says "Trowa!"

"Yeah Du-'WHAP'" He staggers back and falls. Grabbing his pillow he launches onto  Duo letting out an uncivilized war cry, Quatre hides under the bed and goes to sleep.

Meanwhile the two pilots were outside walking and passing their room window when they heard Duo say "Take this you silent dickhead" CRASH!

"Coming at ya Shinicrappy" WHAP!! CRACK!!

Outside Wufei turns to Heero

"Should we take a look?"

"Hnn! Bring along some tranquilizer guns as well"

"Amazing nobody woke up yet"

"We Japanese sleep soundly" Heero said grinning.

"Kiss my ass you pussy!" WHIP!! CRASH!! WHAP!!

Wufei nearly tripped in surprise, "Did Trowa call Duo…..a pussy??!!!"

"Hnn"

"STAY STILL" WHIP!!! CRACK

"Cheap shot Trowa! EAT PILOW" *PWHAP!! WHIP!!!CRASH*

"HIIIYAAA" Duo yells as he jumps from the dresser, pillow raised onto Trowa, who in turn raises his for self defense. He grabs Duo's collar and tosses him across the room hitting the wall then on to the bed. Duo lands and grabs a pillow. Trowa launches himself on to Duo who gets out off the way making Trowa hit the wall. Duo assaults by raising two pillows and whacking Trowa on the head. Trowa gets up and Duo lands onto the floor.

"You're go'in down" Trowa said viciously.

"Ladies first" Duo said

"Dogs to follow" and with that said he launches his missile, Duo 'meeps' and ducks. Getting up he laughs at Trowa who has become transfixed. Duo turns around and yelps. We see that Wufei is in the door way with a pillow mark on his face.

"KISAMAAA-------"

"SNOREEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Wufei blinks, "Who said that?" he asked.

Looking under the bed, he sees Quatre curled up and sleeping as well as snoring.

"Where was I? oh yeah! KISAMAAA" he grabs the pillow and tackles Trowa beating the living day lights out of him. Trowa has enough and throws him off and beats him up. Duo gets bored of being left out, he taps the shoulder of  both busy pilots who turn round to look at him "WHAT?" they shout in unison.

PWHAP

Both Wufei and Trowa are sent flying back. Looking at each other and then at Duo and hit him. Quatre comes out meanwhile and stares at the pilots with Heero who stares as if he is seeing TV.

"OHH PICKACHU!!" Quatre says staring at the night light. He decides to put on his as well. He puts on every pilots night light on.

"HELP" Duo cries looking at Heero, who just ignores. To him, he was still watching TV. Quatre amazed by night lights, keeps on looking at it.

After a while they get bored and grab a pillow, move over to Trowa who is holding Duo by the braid and Wufei whacking his head with a pillow. Quatre taps on Trowa's shoulder and Heero on Wufei's.

"Wha! ~WHACK~" both Wufei and Trowa are sent flying across the room, Duo falls with little pickachu's swirling around his head.

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The G-boys are in the principle's office looking like CRAP. Trowa's neck collar is torn off, Wufei's hairs are coming out of his tight ponytail, Quatre's bangs sticking out at odd angles, his purple vest torn off lying in pieces in his room, Heero's hair are even more messier than before (if that's possible), his pant leg had a slit in it. And mostly chewed up.

Duo's hair are miracously okay, but his priest collar torn off, the black shirt is massacred and now is wearing only the white one. The principle had barged into their room yelling obscenities in Japanese and with the night lights on, it was an embarrassing sight.

The principle had given them detention for violating school rules. Neither Duo nor the others understood what he was saying as he was in a heck of a bad mood. Heero however was turning crimson red. They were just glad to go back to sleep. Silence follows in the battered up dorm room, only to be broken by Quatre

"Hey guys! Whose gonna pay for this room and damages?" he asked.

"You are" they all said simultaneously.

"WHAT!!???" he shouted.

"[Groan] Put a sock in it Quatre" Duo said taking off his sock and stuffing it into Quatre's mouth. He turns green and rushes towards the bathroom.

(1) Watashi: means I.

Raven: Well hoped you liked this chapter, I got into a pillow fight with my sister so that's when I got the idea for this chapter.  Anyway, What should the punishment be. Can anyone tell me some useful Japanese words for the next fic? Send your suggestions.

Duo[ whispers to the guys who grin]

The guys still looking like crap (and blushing due to the night lights) come behind armed with pillows. "CHARGEEE"

Raven [running away from pillow bombardment] : REVIEW PLEASE!