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Chapter 3
By: Triforce Knight
Disclaimer: Don't own Zelda characters, places, or plots.
When we last left Honest, he was heading to the Lost Woods to "help" the Sage of Forest. However, right now he is on his way to Lon Lon Ranch for a horse. When he walked in, a guy with a face not even a mother could love, dressed in a purplish-pink tunic and white pants.
"People in town think that I cheated Talon out of the ranch, but I, the hard-working Ingo am a better rancher than that fool Talon will ever be. Let me tell you a secret, the great Gannondorf recognized my talent..."
"Yak yak yak. Is that all you do?"
"I'M NOT FINSHED, YOU LITTLE F*&%'IN $@#^@+-!"
"I DON'T REALLY GIVE A *#@&," Honest finished throwing a punch at Ingo, resulting in the rancher biting his arm.
"You won't get far by attacking all the people you meet," a sarcastic female voice chimed from the roof of the barn.
Turning, the two men saw a girl, about fifteen, with lime green hair, hazel eyes, wearing a teal tunic, and purple leggings, and ruby red boots, sitting on the roof. In one swift movement, she went from the roof to the ground right next to Honest. She leaned close to him, and whispered, "I have a full proof plan to get some horses."
She walked over to Ingo, and a few seconds later, Ingo was lying in a crumpled heap on the ground, with a nice lump growing on his forehead. The girl stood there with a quarterstaff in her hands. The next thing Honest knew, the gates were blown open. He walked over to a mare whose coat was flaming red, while her tail and mane were white.
When he reached the mare, she ran away from him, making him follow her, around, and around, and around the fenced in area. The girl, who was on an electric blue gelding sighed, and made the horse move in front of the mare, just long enough for Honest to get on the mare, which promptly resulted in the Mare throwing Honest.
Suddenly, the voice of Malon, daughter of Talon, called to them, "Epona, let the poor boy ride you for heaven's sake."
"Boy," Honest muttered hotly, "I'll show her what a boy can do," he finished, trying to charge the horse, Epona, toward Malon, but a force field-like thing stopped him, the girl glaring at him.
"What did I just tell you?"
"Kill the girl. Kill the girl."
The girl (not Malon) sighed, whispered something, and the next thing Honest knew, he was on Epona, next to the girl, and riding away from the ranch, towards Kariko Village.
"Who are you," Honest asked the girl.
"I'm your guardian angel," was her reply.
"But I thought that a fairy was the Hero of Time's guardian angel."
"Unfortunately, there were none left to guide you."
***** Earlier, In the Lost Woods*****
Mido, leader of the Kokiri, looked around for his fairy. He found it, along with quite a few fairies, de-winged and cooking in a skillet*.
*****Now, On Hyrule Field*****
The girl was munching on something in a little bag.
"What are you eating?"
"Stuff."
"Any good?"
"Depends."
"Okay, who are you again?"
"Do you want the truth, or do want something that sounds right but is a bunch of bull?"
"The truth."
"Okay. Boy for a thief, you really want to hear a lot of truth."
"Just tell me."
"Alright. I'm actually not a real person. I'm a figment of your imagination, in order for you to understand things more clearly, however, don't rely on me too much, because I won't always help you."
"Really?"
"No, I'm just a priestess to the Temple of Light, but this isn't my actual costume. I just wanted to make an impression, here to help you on your way."
"Okay, and why are we going to the Village?"
"I'll tell you in due time."
*To all you fairy lovers, please don't flame me, because I love fairies too, but you have to remember what Navi was like in the game.
This is all for this chapter! BBBBBBBBBBYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEE!
Chapter 3
By: Triforce Knight
Disclaimer: Don't own Zelda characters, places, or plots.
When we last left Honest, he was heading to the Lost Woods to "help" the Sage of Forest. However, right now he is on his way to Lon Lon Ranch for a horse. When he walked in, a guy with a face not even a mother could love, dressed in a purplish-pink tunic and white pants.
"People in town think that I cheated Talon out of the ranch, but I, the hard-working Ingo am a better rancher than that fool Talon will ever be. Let me tell you a secret, the great Gannondorf recognized my talent..."
"Yak yak yak. Is that all you do?"
"I'M NOT FINSHED, YOU LITTLE F*&%'IN $@#^@+-!"
"I DON'T REALLY GIVE A *#@&," Honest finished throwing a punch at Ingo, resulting in the rancher biting his arm.
"You won't get far by attacking all the people you meet," a sarcastic female voice chimed from the roof of the barn.
Turning, the two men saw a girl, about fifteen, with lime green hair, hazel eyes, wearing a teal tunic, and purple leggings, and ruby red boots, sitting on the roof. In one swift movement, she went from the roof to the ground right next to Honest. She leaned close to him, and whispered, "I have a full proof plan to get some horses."
She walked over to Ingo, and a few seconds later, Ingo was lying in a crumpled heap on the ground, with a nice lump growing on his forehead. The girl stood there with a quarterstaff in her hands. The next thing Honest knew, the gates were blown open. He walked over to a mare whose coat was flaming red, while her tail and mane were white.
When he reached the mare, she ran away from him, making him follow her, around, and around, and around the fenced in area. The girl, who was on an electric blue gelding sighed, and made the horse move in front of the mare, just long enough for Honest to get on the mare, which promptly resulted in the Mare throwing Honest.
Suddenly, the voice of Malon, daughter of Talon, called to them, "Epona, let the poor boy ride you for heaven's sake."
"Boy," Honest muttered hotly, "I'll show her what a boy can do," he finished, trying to charge the horse, Epona, toward Malon, but a force field-like thing stopped him, the girl glaring at him.
"What did I just tell you?"
"Kill the girl. Kill the girl."
The girl (not Malon) sighed, whispered something, and the next thing Honest knew, he was on Epona, next to the girl, and riding away from the ranch, towards Kariko Village.
"Who are you," Honest asked the girl.
"I'm your guardian angel," was her reply.
"But I thought that a fairy was the Hero of Time's guardian angel."
"Unfortunately, there were none left to guide you."
***** Earlier, In the Lost Woods*****
Mido, leader of the Kokiri, looked around for his fairy. He found it, along with quite a few fairies, de-winged and cooking in a skillet*.
*****Now, On Hyrule Field*****
The girl was munching on something in a little bag.
"What are you eating?"
"Stuff."
"Any good?"
"Depends."
"Okay, who are you again?"
"Do you want the truth, or do want something that sounds right but is a bunch of bull?"
"The truth."
"Okay. Boy for a thief, you really want to hear a lot of truth."
"Just tell me."
"Alright. I'm actually not a real person. I'm a figment of your imagination, in order for you to understand things more clearly, however, don't rely on me too much, because I won't always help you."
"Really?"
"No, I'm just a priestess to the Temple of Light, but this isn't my actual costume. I just wanted to make an impression, here to help you on your way."
"Okay, and why are we going to the Village?"
"I'll tell you in due time."
*To all you fairy lovers, please don't flame me, because I love fairies too, but you have to remember what Navi was like in the game.
This is all for this chapter! BBBBBBBBBBYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEE!
