Chapter 5: Hiei, Roller blades, and a Movie


Mr. Man: Welcome back, after a most interesting date last time, once again Hiei will be going on a date with a lucky girl. Who is it this time? Will the next girl come out?

Billybobina: I can't believe it!

Hiei: *shudder*

Billybobina: Know what we're gonna do today?

Hiei: No. What?

Billybobina:

Hiei: Jumping off a building?

Billybobina: Not even close silly! We're going roller bladeing!

Hiei: What's that? *sounding alarmed*

Billybobina: What's what?

Hiei: Roller bladeing. (thinking) Maybe this could be fun, I mean it has blades in it.'

(little did he know...)

----------------------------Later---------------------------------

Hiei: So what's the point of this again? *tries to strap on the roller blades*

Billybobina: *sigh* Those are on the wrong feet *Takes off Hiei's roller blades and starts to put them on right* The point is to glide on these- *points to his blades* - and not fall, it's really fun.

Hiei: *looks interestedly at the roller blades* So where are the blades we use?

Billybobina (I'm getting tired of typing her name so she's now bb): *giggle* Those are your blades *points to roller blades*

Hiei: *looks disappointed*

BB:

Hiei:

*Hiei stands up on his blades and falls straight back down*

BB: *Glides around Hiei in a circle* C'mon Hiei, you can do it!

Hiei: Just you wait Yusuke'

After a couple of hours Hiei could stand on his skates and go little distances.

BB: Ok now lets go to the boardwalk and skate!

Hiei: The what walk?

BB: *Skates off not hearing Hiei*

Trying to catch up with BB, Hiei takes a wrong turn and lands... at the top of a VERY steep hill. At this very moment Lexi (who was trying to plot her revenge on the cheating demon but couldn't get past making him hurt really badly.) walked by and seeing the position the demon was in . . .

Lexi: (in a whisper) Socky now's are chance! *pushes the sock clad hand into Hiei's back*

Hiei: *fells the push* *Starts to roll forward*

-------------------------at the hospital--------------------------

BB: Hiei! What we're you doing? We we going to the boardwalk, no the hill of death.

Hiei: YOU went to fast! I got lost. And it's not like I wanted to be there!

BB: *huff*

Random Doctor: Well Hiei, your very lucky. Most people wouldn't survive a fall or in your case slide like that let alone come out unscrached, but you did. Your free to go.

BB: Well I guess this date is over. (sounding disgusted)

Hiei: about time!'

----------------------------back at club de coconut---------------

Mr. Man: So how did it go?

BB recounts the whole date with random grunts fro Hiei

Mr. Man: Well Hiei, we're all glad your out of the hospital. Are you ready for your next date?

Hiei: *glare*

Mr. Man: Ok then, Will the next girl come ut to greet Hiei!

voice behind curtain: *Squeak!*

Hiei: *rolls eyes*

Stacy: (in a really annoying squeaky voice) Hey Hiei, We're gonna go see a movie ^-^

Hiei: What's that?

Stacy: You know, the moving picture on the giant screen that people go watch. (sounding sarcastic)

Hiei: this might be interesting.'

Stacy: And we're going to see Finding Nemo! I've been dying to this! ^-^ Lets go!

Mr. Man: Have fun, and anything you get to eat or drink will be paid for by the show.

-----------------------------later--------------------------------

Stacy: Wow this is so exciting Hiei. Where do you want to sit?

Hiei: *eyes wide with amazement*

Stacy: Ok then I'll choose, lets see, lets sit here! *points to the front row.

Hiei: Wow this place is big, I wonder what kind of demon keeps it running. No human could.'

Stacy: Hiei, do you want something to eat?

Hiei:

Stacy: come on then. *drags him off to the snack stand*

When the finally get to the counter after a long wait...

Stacy: Hmm, I don't know what I want. How about... popcorn, a coke and some of those points to a bunch of different candy bars. Hiei What do you want?

Hiei: *stuffing candy into his mouth while the other worker looks frightfully at the flaming cash register*

Stacy: Stop it Hiei! Your supposed to take the wrappers off first!

Hiei: *spits out all the wrappers*

Stacy: Hiei, will you hurry up the previews are starting.

Hiei:

Stacy: *rolls eyes*

--------------------------after the movie-------------------------

Stacy: Wow, that was great! ^-^ I love Dory, don't you Hiei?

Hiei: Are all stupid human females like this?! *sigh*

Mr. Man: So how was your date?

Stacy: It was great! We had so much fun and and.....!

Mr. Man: *sweat drop* I see. And Hiei, did you enjoy yourself as well?

Hiei: It was ... informing.

Mr. Man: Ok then come back next time to hear about Hiei's last two dates! I'm Mr. Man! See you next time!