Raven: He! He! G-boys in detention! Anyway sorry people for the LATE update, I thought that people have lost interest in this fic, and I had a writer's block and oh well.
Thank you Lizzard for waking me up to get back to this fic and everyone else who kept reviewing.
What Happens When Gundam Pilots Go To School.
Chapter 7: Strategic Warfare
Next day in the academy, five glum students made their way to the detention room, or at least they were when they got into a fight with the cook who kept saying obscenities in Japanese and chased them out with a steaming spatula
"Man! I can't believe were in detention, and also with a guys saying Japanese, and I don't' have any idea what he's saying" Duo thought. He looked over to the other pilots, three of them at least, who had blank faces. When the teacher had walked out Heero translated everything to them. Duo opened his books and they were also in Japanese. He could very well understand that this was chemistry due to the fact that their were different chemicals in front of them.
Quatre looked over to Duo who was getting red with rage.
'That stupid kamikaze moron had to choose this place' Duo thought as wrinkles appeared on his forehead.
'This isn't good' he thought. Heero looked over to him and saw Duo.
'Maybe coming here wasn't a good idea, or maybe he didn't get breakfast' Heero thought to himself. When nobody was looking at them, well there was nobody but them and the Teacher was out. Looking over again to Duo who was on the verge of exploding he whispered
"We need a plan"
This was like heaven to the others when they heard him say this, especially Duo.
"Well how do you come up with a plan" Duo said through gritted teeth.
"Well, you think real hard and…"
"THINK! Never mind" he said getting back to his work and left the plotting to the others.
"The Teach is out for the moment but I'll reckon he'll be back" Heero said to the other.
"What we need is a…"
"DIVERSION!!" Duo said his eyes lighting up like candles. "I know a good diversion"
His eyes on the chemicals and the teachers coffee cup.
"Oh no, I'll deal with the diversion, you guys try to get outta here" Heero said eyeing the window and his fingers fiddling with something in his pocket. Quatre noticed this.
"Oh no Heero you are not gonna use that detonation switch" he said warningly
"Oh let the boy have his fun Winner" Wufei said amused. This made Heero grin.
"Okay, here's the plan, Duo stands by that door and make sure the coast is clear, Trowa you're an acrobat right? Jump down that window now and book us a car, I'll deal with the diversion, the rest of us when the detonation switch blows we'll get outta here through the kitchen window, okay? Okay!" he said without the approval of the others and set to work; he took out from his pocket what looked like mini dynamite bounded with lots of others as well. Duo standing near the door yawned and turned to see what Heero was doing abandoning his post; he saw that he was using those fake dynamites which he had replaced with the original ones. Sensing danger, he just whistled and ignored it. A little while later they were all back in their seat except Trowa who had left. The teacher came back and seemed to have not noticed Trowa's sudden disappearance. Heero tried to contain his grin
'Those dynamites are gonna go off pretty soon' He thought, ten minutes passed, nothing happened. Then he heard a PZZZZZZZZ.
"Hey Yuy!" Wufei whispered "That boom is scheduled to go off for today isn't it?" Heero said nothing but was puzzled, why they hadn't gone of. Then he looked towards Duo who was wearing that im-innocent-and-didn't-do-anything-look. Heero flared up, Duo seeing this smiled and executed his own diversion. Quietly taking off the chemicals from the rack one-by-one he started mixing stuff; the teacher was eyeing them suspiciously, but shrugged and went on reading that interesting newspaper. Then the PZZZZZZZ started again, the teacher felt this and saw that there were dynamites under his chair, screaming and running out of the class, Duo added the final chemical and started stirring, the class was now engulfed in light smoke
"DUO COME ON LET'S GO" Heero shouted at the American who was still stirring with glee, he got up and was at the exit when lots of teachers cornered them; just then a loud sound came from behind them.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
The G-boys ran out of the room during that confusion, they ran and ran until they reached the kitchen, making sure that the cook was out of sight, Heero went inside just to be grabbed by the collar and chucked out, Duo knocked the cook off balance as he tripped on his laces, which were untied. Quatre picked Duo up and Wufei and the cook were having a tug-of-war with Heero, who was trying to squirming to free himself. Finally, having his shirt ripped the four of them ran out of the kitchen with Duo picking up the plate of spaghetti when going out. There they saw Trowa in a nice air conditioned Honda Civic. Listening to Two-Mix's Just communication.
"DRIVE!!" Heero yelled in Trowa's ear who jerked out of his dream world and into reality.
"Where too?" Trowa asked.
"The gundams" Heero said.
"Amen to that" they all said.
Later……
"Ahhhhhhhh! Good old Gundam" Duo said making himself comfortable in his seat.
"Destination…"
"Back to the mansion" Quatre said cutting off Heero. "And no, I will never give a choice about where to go"
"Amen to that also" The rest chanted.
Back at the mansion…
"Home sweet home" Duo said as he stepped back into the mansion, getting a bit emotional he started kissing the floor.
"Duo please, they are clean" Quatre said looking down at the braided pilots and trying to pull him away.
Wufei settled back into his beloved chair, Trowa looked out the window, Heero rushed upstairs to greet his weapons arsenal hidden behind his closet.
"Well at least Zechs and Noin have gotten rid of him now" Trowa said squinting a look back at the braided pilot. Just then something caught his eye outside.
"Yeah well I for one knew we are cursed and are stuck with the demon named "Maxwell"" Wufei replied to Trowa with his eyes closed.
Elsewhere
"He-he he, we have located the target, moving in on the objective" A figure in the shadows said to the walkie talkie.
"Very-well" said a voice on the other end "Commence operation"
Back at the mansion.
Duo was now lying on the sofa with Quatre on the other end. Wufei was now doing some bizarre act of standing on his head, Heero still not out of his room. Trowa continued to watch out the window, his eyes trying to make out who was in the shadows.
After a while of silence Duo spoke up "Does anyone hear those rumbling sounds"
"Must be your stomach" Wufei said.
"Nah! I just ate now!" Duo said. Now the rumbling sounds came again, this time even Wufei heard it. Trowa started grinning and went out the back door. As soon as he was out, the door burst open.
"AIEEEEEEEEE THERE THEY ARE THE CUTE BISHOUNENS" A red haired girl screamed at the direction of the boys. The door broke and revealed thousands of fan girls holding walkie talkies in black clothing (to go unnoticed in the shadows)
"DUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" cried his fan girls
"QUATREEEEEEEEEEEEE" cried his fan girls
"WUFEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII" cried yet again his fan girls. Wufei fell off his head and cried "ONNAS"
"TROWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" cried his need-help-friends.
The stampede of girls came in and surrounded the boys. They even went to fetch Heero out of his arsenal. Boy was he surprised. All in all, the G-boys were ambushed by fan girls. Save Trowa for the matter that was back in the Honda Civic reading a Manga and listening to Two-Mix again.
THE END!!
Raven: Okay I know this was a pathetic chapter, due to that fact I'm currently depressed after reading Harry Potter 5. Im angry with J.K Rowling for killing Sirius. I'm just relieved that this fic is over. Sorry if it's lousy!
J.A: Not yet it isn't!
Raven: NANI??!!!
J.A: What happened to Duo's gundam?
Duo: Yeah! WHat happened to it is something i would like ot know as well! *runs off to see Deathscythe*
Raven: Oh yeah! The Epilogue, read on……..
The Almost forgotten epilogue
After what seemed like endless hours of signing auto graphs taking pictures and receiving kiss and hugs, the G-boys finally managed to get some rest. Trowa had seemed to have underestimated the knowledge of girls and therefore was also dragged out of the car after Duo had blurted out his hiding place to the girls getting a few moments of freedom. They were all seated in the living room on separate couches and were moaning because of their aching hands and legs. (From signing autographs and running)
Duo had managed to walk towards Deathscythe, remembering what Heero had done to Deathscythe's batty wings, anger flared up inside him, he had a revenge that was unfinished, and he would not rest until it was done. Going back to Heero's room he opened his closet and started at the keypad that was waiting for a password.
"Hmmm! If I were Heero, what would I keep as a password" Duo mused, he entered the words 'I hate Relena'
/ACCESS DENIED/
"Okay, how's this" Duo said entering another password "Duo is a baka'
/ACCESS DENIED/
"Grrr, stupid password" Duo said yet again typing 'Wing Zero rocks'
/ACCESS DENIED/
"Aw man!" Duo whined, and then he typed "spandex space"
/ACCESS DENIED/
Then again he typed in "suicide"
/ACCESS DENIED/
Duo almost gave up, but his eyes rested on the fifth edition of Harry Potter resting on top of Heero's bed, then he typed "Bellatrix must be killed"
/ACCESS APPROVED: WELCOME TO WEAPONS ARSENAL/
Grinning gleefully he stepped in, on the right he saw a notepad which read 'thank you list' and the other which said 'Important missions' attracted by the title, Duo opened to see this:
Mission: Operation Avada Kadevra!
Mission briefing: Punish J.K Rowling for killing Sirius Black! Kill Kreacher for snitching on the Order, curse Umbridge.
Duo shut the book up and proceeded to find himself some C4's.
Living room
"Hey Wufei, have you seen where Duo is" Quatre asked tiredly from his place at the couch.
"No that baka full of energy was roaming around like a zombie" Wufei grunted.
"Man where he gets his energy from, I feel like an old man" Quatre remarked. Duo comes sprinting in the living room and exiting it from the other door. Trowa having witnessed this said
"Must be on sugar high, again"
"Hnn" Heero grunted from beneath his cushion. After a while of lovely silence came a loud
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!
The pilots 01,03,04,05 did not become alert but on the contrary got up groaning and muttering curses, groggily they all went towards the hanger at snail pace.
"He-he –he –he, revenge is sweet isn't it Heero" Duo said as he started at the gape jawed Japanese pilot who was staring at the rubble of his Gundam.
The others weren't laughing but they just backed away from the heat radiating Heero who was reaching from boiling point to exploding point. Except Duo all of them did not find this funny at all. Wanna know why? When Heero had shown to Duo that he had blown up his Gundam, the other G-boys saw Howard holding a little, teensy weensy sign that said "It's a hoax" Duo had not seen it, because that was the main idea, making him believe it was real. The baka didn't even notice that his Gundam was fine while coming back and didn't even see it now until……..
"Uhh Duo, did you notice something about Deathscythe?" Quatre asked
"HAHAHAHH!!! Uh No" Duo said with tears in his eyes as he was still laughing evilly.
"You Idiot" Wufei said calmly "Deathscythe's wings are still on"
As this was said, nobody moved, Duo had become somewhat paralyzed after hearing this news. He went in circles round the Gundam to make sure what he heard was true, after confirming that Deathscythe was perfectly fine; Duo felt a strong sense of danger while standing there.
"Uh Heero, don't think it the wrong way pal, it was an accident" Duo said trying to make up a last minute excuse. But it was too late. The other backed away more, suddenly filled with unknown energy from somewhere, Heero launched himself after Duo with an uncivilized war cry, chasing him throughout the mansion.
"Oh well, it was nice knowing him" The three said and headed back towards the mansion to rest some more.
THE END!!! FOR REAL
