********around 3 in the morning***********
Corky woke up suddenly. She knew she had heard something.
"Jesse, Jesse, Wake up", she said while pushing Jesse back and forth.
"Easy Squeezy lemon peezy", Jesse said while snuggling up to his sleeping bag. Corky rolled her eyes and turned to Chris. "Should I even bother", she said to herself, rolling her eyes and imagining the weird thing Chris would probably say. Just then something hit the outside of the tent. Chris shot up, wide awake, and grabed Corky.
"MOOOOOOOOOMMMMMYYYYY", He screamed. Jesse was still asleep on the other side of Her. Matt was on the other side of jesse still asleep too, both unaware of what happened.
"You go see what it was", Corky said to Chris.
"Noway you go", Chris said not moving. Corky sighed and got a flashlight. She unziped the side of the tent slowly and stepped out.
"Hello", She whispered, while waving the flash light around to see everything. She walked around to the other side of the tent. She gasped. She saw a figure leaning over to tent, with a big horn sticking out of its head. She slowly approached.
"Hello", She whispered again. The figure's head shot up. She quickly shined the flashlite on it and saw...
"Travis?!?", she yelled.
"Yo", Travis's voice said back. "Look I have a horn, I am horny.", He said pointing to an eraser he had taped on his head. Malorie rolled her eyes. He was obviously drunk or high or whatever, something Travis always was.
**********Later on that nite*******
Corky went back to bed and so did Chris, but not until he got a bedtime story. Outside it was really windy so the tent was almost blowing over. The wind blew so hard it woke Matt up. He rolled over, with half open eyes, nestled in his sleeping bag. He looked up at the side of the tent where he saw the shadows of the trees. He looked twice. To him it seemed like the trees were moving, juging by the shandows moving by fastly. (dur!)
" Ok Matt you're just seeing things", he reasured himself. He squized his eyes shut and tried to fall back asleep. After a couple minutes he did. *********The next morning*********
Jesse rolled over sleeply and rubbed his eyes. He looked over the see Chris already awake, leaning over Corky and blowing on her face. Corky suddenly smacked Chris, while still asleep. Jesse laughed a little and then shook Matt awake.
"You make breakfast", Jesse said to him, yawning.
" Why", Matt said quietly.
"Because Corkys not awake, and we can't trust Chris with fire", Jesse said.
"Yah you can!", Chris yelled back.
" Remember last time you played with fire and you made John have to get an operation on his-"
"YAH ok I remember ", Chris yelled over Jesse, cutting him off. "Like it was my fault that I happened to be playing with a stick that happened to be on fire and I happened to be chasing John with it and it happened to go up his shorts and it happened to set fire to his-"
" Anyway", Jesse said over chris, while turning back to Matt, " That just leaves the 2 of us and your the better cook so you go".
Matt rolled over slowly and pulled some sweat pants over his boxers. He grabbed a jacket and unziped the tent slowly. He was immediantly greeted with the freezing cold air.
"Gawd", Matt whispered to himself as he unziped it the rest of the way.
He took a step out and looked around. "Toto I don't think we are in Kansas anymore".
" Ok first of all there is no dog here , unless you count Chris, and his name isn't Toto," Jesse said from behind Matt, stepping out of the tent to. He continued," Plus we arn't even in Kansa-"
Jesse stopped and looked around. They really wern't where they were before.The trees were all in different spots and there was even a small stream to one side." Whow", Jesse whispered to himself.
"Well I don't care where we are, I am hungry fix me breakfast", Chris yelled while walking out too.
Everyone went back into the tent and left Matt to do the dirty deed to go gather firewood from the woods. A couple minutes later Corky went out to check on Matt.
"Yo Matt how are you do-", Corky started but was cut off when she tripped over something. She got up and brushed herself off, and looked around to see what she had tripped over. That was when she saw it.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH", Corky screamed jumping up and down. Chris and Jesse immediatly ran over to her to see what was wrong, and Matt started running back in from the woods.
" What is it", Jesse said looking around. Corky had no words to speak, she just pointed a trembling finger down to what was on the groud.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH", Chris screamed, jumping up off the ground into Corky's arms.
Jesse looked down to see what was so scary. Thats when he saw it. It was a pile of sticks in the shape of the Blair B!tch sign. " OH MY GOD!!!!" Jesse screamed while jumping up and down.
Matt came running back to see what was wrong. "What is with you guys?" Matt asked yelling over Chris who was still screaming a high pitched scream.
Jesse pointed to the sticks. " Oh my gosh you LOSERS", Matt started, " I was just trying to make a fire!!!!!!". Matt fell to the ground laughing. Everyone else stopped screaming and felt stupid. They all slowly walked back in the tent except Matt who was still laughing.
"Yah we'll see who saves who if the Blair B!tch comes", Corky mumbled. Chris and Jesse agreed. ************That day************
Jesse, and Matt decided to go out and get more wood for the fire, while Chris and Corky stayed back and tried to figure out where they were.
"Does anything here look familiar", Corky asked while looking around.
" Um...hmmmmmmmm I gueeeeeeeessssss Mayyyyyyybeeeeeeeee ummmmmmmm ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-", Chris said.
"ANSWER", Corky yelled.
"No", Chris said while looking at the ground.
"Well you get the map to try to figure out where we are, I am gonna look around somemore", Corky said to Chris while walking away. ***************WITH MATT AND JESSE****** "So do you think we are ever gonna see the Blair B!tch?", Jesse asked Matt while picking up some sticks.
"I am not sure", Matt replied back.He picked up a couple more sticks and a chipmunk shot out from under one. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH", Matt screamed while backing away and pointing at the Chipmunk. " FOREIGN OBJECTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"MATT SHUTUP", Jesse yelled, while aproaching the chipmunk holdin a stick like a spear, " its dinner" .Just then the chipmunk shot back across Matts feet, as Matt whimpered. "Its a ripper", Jesse said in the Crocadile hunter voice, while crawling behind the chipmunk.
Jesse aproached the chipmunk and was about 3 feet away from it when something made a ringing noise. Jesse looked in his pocket and saw his...
"MY CELL PHONE!", Jesse yelled, scaring "dinner" away. "OH MY GOSH MY CELL PHONE WE ARE SAVED"
Jesse cradled his phone in his hand rocking it back and forth. Suddenly Matts hand snatched the phone. "I CANT BELIEVE YOU!" Matt yelled, "YOU CAN'T EVEN GO ONE DAY WITH OUT YOUR CELL PHONE".
"MATT NO!", Jesse yelled but was too late. Matt threw the cell phone down on the ground and it shattered in a million pictures.
"MATT STUPID THAT WAS OUR WAY OUTTA HERE!" Jesse yelled.
"Oh I forgot", Matt said turning red. "Well look at the bright side, we still have dinner", Matt said pointing to the chipmunk on his foot. He bent down to pick it up, and it bit him on the finger and ran away. *********with corky and chris******** " Chris lemme see your map", Corky said snatching it from him. She looked at it for a moment. "Where are we?"
"We want to be rite in this area", Chris said pointing to a square.
"Whats that circle next to us", Corky asked, "And whats the big M?"
"Thats the McDonalds sign stupid", Chris said shaking his head.
"YOU DREW A MAP OF McDONALDS?" Corky yelled.
"You said you wanted a map of where we wanted to be", Chris said.
"Ooh My God I am stuck here with 4 idiots", Corky said to herself. "Chris just be lucky we arn't voteing anyone off because you would be the first to go".
Corky woke up suddenly. She knew she had heard something.
"Jesse, Jesse, Wake up", she said while pushing Jesse back and forth.
"Easy Squeezy lemon peezy", Jesse said while snuggling up to his sleeping bag. Corky rolled her eyes and turned to Chris. "Should I even bother", she said to herself, rolling her eyes and imagining the weird thing Chris would probably say. Just then something hit the outside of the tent. Chris shot up, wide awake, and grabed Corky.
"MOOOOOOOOOMMMMMYYYYY", He screamed. Jesse was still asleep on the other side of Her. Matt was on the other side of jesse still asleep too, both unaware of what happened.
"You go see what it was", Corky said to Chris.
"Noway you go", Chris said not moving. Corky sighed and got a flashlight. She unziped the side of the tent slowly and stepped out.
"Hello", She whispered, while waving the flash light around to see everything. She walked around to the other side of the tent. She gasped. She saw a figure leaning over to tent, with a big horn sticking out of its head. She slowly approached.
"Hello", She whispered again. The figure's head shot up. She quickly shined the flashlite on it and saw...
"Travis?!?", she yelled.
"Yo", Travis's voice said back. "Look I have a horn, I am horny.", He said pointing to an eraser he had taped on his head. Malorie rolled her eyes. He was obviously drunk or high or whatever, something Travis always was.
**********Later on that nite*******
Corky went back to bed and so did Chris, but not until he got a bedtime story. Outside it was really windy so the tent was almost blowing over. The wind blew so hard it woke Matt up. He rolled over, with half open eyes, nestled in his sleeping bag. He looked up at the side of the tent where he saw the shadows of the trees. He looked twice. To him it seemed like the trees were moving, juging by the shandows moving by fastly. (dur!)
" Ok Matt you're just seeing things", he reasured himself. He squized his eyes shut and tried to fall back asleep. After a couple minutes he did. *********The next morning*********
Jesse rolled over sleeply and rubbed his eyes. He looked over the see Chris already awake, leaning over Corky and blowing on her face. Corky suddenly smacked Chris, while still asleep. Jesse laughed a little and then shook Matt awake.
"You make breakfast", Jesse said to him, yawning.
" Why", Matt said quietly.
"Because Corkys not awake, and we can't trust Chris with fire", Jesse said.
"Yah you can!", Chris yelled back.
" Remember last time you played with fire and you made John have to get an operation on his-"
"YAH ok I remember ", Chris yelled over Jesse, cutting him off. "Like it was my fault that I happened to be playing with a stick that happened to be on fire and I happened to be chasing John with it and it happened to go up his shorts and it happened to set fire to his-"
" Anyway", Jesse said over chris, while turning back to Matt, " That just leaves the 2 of us and your the better cook so you go".
Matt rolled over slowly and pulled some sweat pants over his boxers. He grabbed a jacket and unziped the tent slowly. He was immediantly greeted with the freezing cold air.
"Gawd", Matt whispered to himself as he unziped it the rest of the way.
He took a step out and looked around. "Toto I don't think we are in Kansas anymore".
" Ok first of all there is no dog here , unless you count Chris, and his name isn't Toto," Jesse said from behind Matt, stepping out of the tent to. He continued," Plus we arn't even in Kansa-"
Jesse stopped and looked around. They really wern't where they were before.The trees were all in different spots and there was even a small stream to one side." Whow", Jesse whispered to himself.
"Well I don't care where we are, I am hungry fix me breakfast", Chris yelled while walking out too.
Everyone went back into the tent and left Matt to do the dirty deed to go gather firewood from the woods. A couple minutes later Corky went out to check on Matt.
"Yo Matt how are you do-", Corky started but was cut off when she tripped over something. She got up and brushed herself off, and looked around to see what she had tripped over. That was when she saw it.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH", Corky screamed jumping up and down. Chris and Jesse immediatly ran over to her to see what was wrong, and Matt started running back in from the woods.
" What is it", Jesse said looking around. Corky had no words to speak, she just pointed a trembling finger down to what was on the groud.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH", Chris screamed, jumping up off the ground into Corky's arms.
Jesse looked down to see what was so scary. Thats when he saw it. It was a pile of sticks in the shape of the Blair B!tch sign. " OH MY GOD!!!!" Jesse screamed while jumping up and down.
Matt came running back to see what was wrong. "What is with you guys?" Matt asked yelling over Chris who was still screaming a high pitched scream.
Jesse pointed to the sticks. " Oh my gosh you LOSERS", Matt started, " I was just trying to make a fire!!!!!!". Matt fell to the ground laughing. Everyone else stopped screaming and felt stupid. They all slowly walked back in the tent except Matt who was still laughing.
"Yah we'll see who saves who if the Blair B!tch comes", Corky mumbled. Chris and Jesse agreed. ************That day************
Jesse, and Matt decided to go out and get more wood for the fire, while Chris and Corky stayed back and tried to figure out where they were.
"Does anything here look familiar", Corky asked while looking around.
" Um...hmmmmmmmm I gueeeeeeeessssss Mayyyyyyybeeeeeeeee ummmmmmmm ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-", Chris said.
"ANSWER", Corky yelled.
"No", Chris said while looking at the ground.
"Well you get the map to try to figure out where we are, I am gonna look around somemore", Corky said to Chris while walking away. ***************WITH MATT AND JESSE****** "So do you think we are ever gonna see the Blair B!tch?", Jesse asked Matt while picking up some sticks.
"I am not sure", Matt replied back.He picked up a couple more sticks and a chipmunk shot out from under one. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH", Matt screamed while backing away and pointing at the Chipmunk. " FOREIGN OBJECTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"MATT SHUTUP", Jesse yelled, while aproaching the chipmunk holdin a stick like a spear, " its dinner" .Just then the chipmunk shot back across Matts feet, as Matt whimpered. "Its a ripper", Jesse said in the Crocadile hunter voice, while crawling behind the chipmunk.
Jesse aproached the chipmunk and was about 3 feet away from it when something made a ringing noise. Jesse looked in his pocket and saw his...
"MY CELL PHONE!", Jesse yelled, scaring "dinner" away. "OH MY GOSH MY CELL PHONE WE ARE SAVED"
Jesse cradled his phone in his hand rocking it back and forth. Suddenly Matts hand snatched the phone. "I CANT BELIEVE YOU!" Matt yelled, "YOU CAN'T EVEN GO ONE DAY WITH OUT YOUR CELL PHONE".
"MATT NO!", Jesse yelled but was too late. Matt threw the cell phone down on the ground and it shattered in a million pictures.
"MATT STUPID THAT WAS OUR WAY OUTTA HERE!" Jesse yelled.
"Oh I forgot", Matt said turning red. "Well look at the bright side, we still have dinner", Matt said pointing to the chipmunk on his foot. He bent down to pick it up, and it bit him on the finger and ran away. *********with corky and chris******** " Chris lemme see your map", Corky said snatching it from him. She looked at it for a moment. "Where are we?"
"We want to be rite in this area", Chris said pointing to a square.
"Whats that circle next to us", Corky asked, "And whats the big M?"
"Thats the McDonalds sign stupid", Chris said shaking his head.
"YOU DREW A MAP OF McDONALDS?" Corky yelled.
"You said you wanted a map of where we wanted to be", Chris said.
"Ooh My God I am stuck here with 4 idiots", Corky said to herself. "Chris just be lucky we arn't voteing anyone off because you would be the first to go".
