This was previously on Gir.n3.net. But It is my work and I thought I would share it with you. Enjoy.

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Deep (I mean, reaaaaly deep...) down (so deeep) in the liar of(deepness! remember the deepy deepness...) of Zim! we see he is painfully trying to listen to Dib on a (deepy) computer screen.

Zim: Shut up! Dib: ...and I that's who we will tell who's smarter! Zim: I am the superior being! I am obviously smarter than YOU are. Dib: Can you spell 'intelligence?' Zim: Yes. Dib: I'm waiting. Zim: For what? Dib: For you to spell 'intelligence.' Zim: Why? Dib: SO we can pr-OVE who's SMARTER!? ZIM: Oh, uhhh...(rools eyes) Why would we do that? Dib: Argh! Uh.... just, come over to my house later... unless (suddanly brave) your SKAY-urd! Zim: ZIM is afraid of NOTHing! Stupid! Dib: Spell "stupid" Zim: What? why?

[going on...] Siting down at the Kitchen table, Dib and Zim are starring at each other.

Dib: (blinks, confused) What are we doing again? Zim: I dunno. Dib: Oh, yeah, Hey GAZ!?!

Gaz peeks in around the corner.

Gaz: What? This'd better be good. I'm on the Dib: 13rh level right? OK, how can we tell who's smarter? Gaz: Um...

Gaz looks around, walks to fridge, looks back, smiles eveily. Opens fridge and gets something. Dib and Zim look at her expectantly. Gaz: Use one hand and try to crack this open. (rolls object on table)

Dib: How will cracking an egg open prove Zim: ERG! (the egg is in one hand, he is sqeezing it veeeeeeery hard. sweaty, gritting teeth, trying to look down at hand, but with pain, closes eyes)

Dib: Um... Gaz: That's funny. Dib: What? Gaz: Nothing. Zim, you have one minute. Zim: Aaaghh! I... ERG! Dib: Look how STOO-pid he is! (crosses eyes, sticks out tounge, cocks his head to the right in mocking sarcasm) Zim: DiiiiiiiIIIIIIIIB! RRRAGYH! Gaz: Times up.

The 3 look at Zim's open hand. the egg is unbroken. Gaz picks it up, inspectingit, one eye open.

Gaz: Hmmmm, not a scratch, a pop anywhere. Your turn, oh brother of mine. (tosses egg to Dib)

Dib: *sigh* hhhockay... Gaz: One minute, crack that egg. You CAN use that BIG HEAD of yers. Dib: What? I thought this is a Gaz: It is. Dib: Then why? Gaz: GO! Dib: Ehgk!(sqeeezing egg) Gaz: heehhee Zim: Yeah, big headed boy. Mmm... (sicking tounge out, Dib looks at him, angry) Dib: [you may need to this out loud]Aye... Ehn... Tee... Ehl... Aye... Jee... Eee... Ehn... See... Eee! Gaz: Times up!

All three of them look at the egg. Gaz picks it up and looks at it, inspects it.

Gaz: NOPE! Nothing! HA haha ha! The BOTH of you are stupid! Dib & Zim: Whuh? Gaz: I'll show you.

She holds egg in one hand, levels it, looks at the boys... [ready for this?]and SMACKS it on the table, splatting in all directions. Pieces hits Dib on his glasses and Zims shirt) Zim: Aaaieeeyeh!! Dib: What the hell was that?!? Gaz: I told you it was an intelligence contest. She turns to leave, stops at the doorway and looks back at them.

Gaz: ...and, by the way, Dib, there's TWO 'ehl's in that word. Not one.

~fine~ Eff, Aye, Ehn, Eee.