what's up everyone! thanks for the reviews, I love writing this, it's so random. here's chapter 4!

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Chapter 4: A Group Hug, Kissing Couples, and the Fire Extinguisher

"Well, what are we going to do now?" Julie asked.

"We could go to KFC," Charlie suggested.

"No more chicken, remember?" Luis said.

"Hey, they actually KNOW how to cook their chicken, unlike us, who guess and end up spending the night at Guy's throwing up!" Charlie yelled.

Fulton spoke up. "Children, children, calm yourselves. Let's not let this hunger go to our heads! Let's rationally figure out what we're going to do-"

"Oh, blow it out your diddy bag!" Kenny yelled.

"SHUT YOUR MOUTH WU, OR I'LL FLICK YOU ACROSS THE ROOM!" Fulton yelled. Kenny's eyes widened in surprise as slowly he backed away from Fulton.

"Sorry, dude, didn't mean it, I guess I'm not quite sane right now," Fulton said.

"That's ok, man, we're all on edge."

"Oh, Kenny, thanks for being so understanding!" Fulton said in a weepy voice, crossing the room in about four strides and gripping Kenny in a bear hug.

Portman runs over and throws his arms around Fulton and Kenny. "Oh I can't stand when my fellow Bash Brothers fight!"

"Isn't this sweet?" said Connie in a very girly voice.

"A little," says Guy.

"You don't think it's cute?" Connie asked him.

"Yeah, it's cute, and just a tad bit gay," said Guy.

"Group hug!" Dwayne yells. Everyone just looks at him. "What?" he asks honestly.

"What the hell? Why not?" asks Julie going over to join the Big and Little Bash Brothers in a hug. Connie and Dwayne follow, and soon after a moment of staring, Charlie, Adam, Guy, Russ, Averman, and Goldberg wander over to the group as well.

"You guys are nuts," Luis said.

"Come on Mendoza, you know you love us!" Adam yells.

"Not that much!"

"Oh yes, you do! Guy, help me!" Adam and Guy grab Luis and force him into the group hug.

"Eh, what the hell, you guys aren't so bad," Luis admits, grinning.

Just then a bat flies by the window as darkness is setting.

 "AHHHH! VAMPIRE! VAMPIRE!" Averman yelled, and the whole group topples over on to the floor.

Averman pulled himself out of the pile and ran over to the window, sticking his face to the glass and staring vigilantly out into the on coming night.

"I think I've broken something," Russ said, moaning.

"Good Lord, what the hell did I land on?" Charlie asks rubbing his back.

"My foot!" Adam yelped. "My foot! You're breaking my foot! Get off me, Charlie!"

"Oh! Sorry buddy," Charlie got up and then helped Adam to his feet.

"Between my wrist and my foot, I'll never make the NHL," Adam complained.

"Shut-up, you're fine," Charlie said.

"This is kind of how we were before Bombay," Guy said as pulled himself out from under Fulton. "A group of kids falling all over each other on the ice."

"Yeah, but then we sucked at skating, now we suck at standing still. We're going backwards," Connie said, climbing off the floor.

"Averman would always knock us down. And he did this time, too. Averman, what the hell did you do that for?" Goldberg asked.

"Vampires!" Averman said, his face still stuck to the window.

"Would you chill with the vampires? You've nearly gotten us killed three times today!" Kenny said rubbing the back of his head. Under his breath he muttered, "Being a vampire has got to be less painful than this. . ."

Portman and Julie were still lying on the floor.

"Portman, do you mind getting the hell off? You're crushing my uterus." Portman didn't say anything. He just looked at her. "Portman, get off, you're-"

But what he was, the rest of the group never found out. He planted his mouth firmly on hers, and the two of them just stayed on the floor. Everyone just stood watching them.

"About friggen time, too," Fulton said.

"What do you mean?" Russ asked.

"He's had a thing for her for ages, he told me all the time," Fulton explained.

"She likes him, I read her diary, she really likes him," Connie said. Everyone turns to look at Connie. "I didn't KNOW it was her diary. I thought it was the Diary of Anne Frank. I needed a copy for school and she told me it was on the table. I picked up the wrong book."

"CAN WE PLEASE GO BACK TO DINNER BEFORE I COLLAPSE!?" Guy yelled.

"What are we gonna do?" Adam whined, "Charlie!"

"What is everyone looking at me for?" Charlie whined back.

"You're the captain, you're supposed to know everything," Dwayne said.

"Applebee's," Luis murmured.

"What?" Guy asked.

"Applebee's," Luis said a little bit louder.

"What?" Guy asked again.

"APPLEBEE'S!" Luis hollered. "LET'S GO TO APPLEBEE'S BEFORE WE ALL STARVE TO DEATH!"

"Sounds like a plan, and we can all get something we like," Goldberg said.

"Let's go, it's a good idea, they have good food…AVERMAN GET AWAY FROM THE WINDOW!" Charlie yelled.

"Huh? What?" Averman tore his face away from the window.

"We're going to Applebee's. Want to come? To get something to eat? Cause we're all hungry?" Charlie said, rather patiently.

"Yes, but I'm not going out without wearing garlic."

"What? Why?" Charlie looked bewildered.

"Vampires."

"Oh, I should have known," Charlie didn't have the energy to argue. "Get your garlic and let's go before we die of hunger, ok?" Averman scrambled off to the refrigerator to grab some garlic.

Everyone had started walking out the door when Russ said, "We forgot Portman and Julie."

"I'll get them," Dwayne said.

They waited on the front steps for a few minutes, but when nothing happened they went back inside. They wandered in just in time to see Dwayne spray the kissing couple with the fire extinguisher. Julie and Portman both looked shocked.

"Dwayne, what did you do that for?" Julie asked.

"Well y'all didn't respond to me yelling, or poking you, so I decided that this here fire extinguisher was the only way to get your attention."

"Whatever," Portman said brushing the white stuff off of him, "What are we doing?"

"We're going to Applebee's before we all die of hunger," Charlie said.

"Hunger? HUNGER!? I WAS PAST HUNGER AN HOUR AGO! NOW I'M WAY INTO THE REALM OF STARVATION!" Guy yelled. He rarely got so upset, and Connie calmed him by kissing him. Dwayne pointed the fire extinguisher at them.

"No! Don't! Dwayne, no!" Connie yelled, jumping away from Guy.

"Let's go," Adam said, just walking toward the door. Everyone followed, Portman and Julie still shaking off white stuff.

Finally, they were on their way.