LINK V.S. ASH PHASE 2

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Sorry it took so long to update but lisa and I have to get together before we can write our chapters so don't get discouraged if it takes forever for us to update.

~ LINK V.S. ASH PHASE 2 ~

Ash: I SUMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNN SQUIRTLLLLLEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ash: WHA HA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA thee shalt not SURVIVE

Link: Come forth Weedle!!!!!! Attack the spiky haired boy and his.fish.thing.

Ash: If you look on the page 5x + 2x = yx of the pokedex memory you shall receive information on the "squirtle" and you will find that it is a turtle pokemon NOT a fish, also on page 2,45--- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH MY SQUIRTLE HAS BEEN GUTTED, HIS INTESTINES HAVE BEEN INDULGED, AND HIS STOMACH HAS BEEN TURNED INSIDE OUT, EXPOSING THE PARTLY DIGESTED "BROCKS POKEMON FOODTM" *THAT WOULD EXPAIN THE THE PUTRID ODOR* HIS SPLEEN HAS BEEN TERMINATED AND HIS BLADDER BEEN PARTLY ERRODED BY HIS GASTRIC JUICES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND NOBLE GASES ARE WAFTING FROM HIS LUNGS!!!!!!!!!!!

Link: *takes abnormally large kidney stones from the rotting carcass* these shalt serve as efficient slingshot ammo.

Link * nails pikachu in the eye sufficiently exploding the inner bowels* just in case he really wasn't dead. don't want any surprises now do we

Ash: PIKACHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU'S CARCASSSSSSSS YOU ARE DISRESPECTFULLLLL TO MY FALLEN FRIEND, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW I MUST GET REVENGE FOR PIKACHU'S SAAAAAAAAAKKEEEEE

Link: Put a sock in it.

Ash: must.kill..must.brutally..vanquish.

Link: You should learn to accept defeat. Pokemon training obviously takes a skill that you do not possess. Myself being a professional, even though I started today but I am still the master.

DON'T MISS PHASE 3 MISTY V.S. SARIA!!!!!!!!! STAY TUNNEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD OR I SHALT KILL.

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