Disclaimer: I don't own Andromeda, I do not know any of the cast I only know that Harper is extremely hot.

(I have way too much time on my hands. Oh well its all good. You wanted it now here it is. Okay during writing this I was watching a baby story so have fun. Thank you to all whom like it even those who don't. Please in reviews tell me what you like or what you don't like it's fun to read those. Thank you)

Prologue:

Harper entered his quarters after a long hard day at work. He took a shower throwing his clothes everywhere. He got out, changed into some shorts and a shirt, and went to sleep in a matter of seconds.

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"Ahhhhhh," Kara pushed for what seemed forever. "Okay, Come on Kara you're doing good," "Good Blain can you say fuckin' painkillers," "You said you wanted all natural not me," Kara pushed again. "Where the fuck is Harper?" Blain asked as Jolee came into his sight. "Greta was suppose to contact him," At that moment the doors slid open and a blonde man came running in. "I'm here," He took his place next to Kara. "Hey baby" he kissed the top of her head. "Fuck you," She greeted back as she pushed again. Harper looked up to Blain with a shocked look. "Don't worry she's been saying that to everyone." "OH"

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Greta pressed her palm against the steel door. "Do you think anything's wrong?" She asked calmly. Cal sat on a bench type thing behind her. "Well do you?" she repeated turning toward him. "I don't know," Greta sighed taking a seat next to him. "Don't worry she'll be fine." "I know but she's only a kid." "She not a kid in reality, we only treat her she's one." "I'd never thought she would be the first one to have a baby you know. I mean I always thought Jolee would be the first." She sighed. "Do you think Harper's right for her?" She finally asked. Cal felt like laughing but he just shrugged. "I mean what if he's just like the rest of them? He'll leave her the first chance he gets." Cal just gave her a curious look. "Are you still shot up about Charlie?" "Shut up," "You are aren't you?" He began to laugh as Greta just crossed her arms over her chest. "I am not" "Yes you are." "No I am not."

"Liar," Blain entered the, at that moment, waiting room. All of a sudden he felt he like he shouldn't have. Greta and Cal were going at it. "Damn you," she yelled. "What ever you know your still hooked on him." Cal laughed. "Uh hum," Blain broke them up. Greta quickly jumped up. "Is she-?" "Of course, Kara's fine and so is the baby," Greta's eyes brighten. "A baby?" "A boy," "Yea I'm going to be an aunt," she turned to Cal. "And you can be the grandpa."

(Isn't Greta such a bitch. Ha, ha. If you've been wondering I base my charters on some of my friends. Some of the stuff they say I hear everyday so a lot of the scenes people can relate too so please enjoy this story and please review. It'll be a little shorter then the last one and again thank you every one even the flamers where ever you are.)