Delbert's House

Delbert: "The old Benbow Inn has burned to the ground Sarah. I'm sorry."

Sarah: "NOT AS SORRY AS THIS LIL' LEECH SHOULD BE!" Throws a candlestick at Jim's head. "He brought home his little pet while it's Masters could have had it back, but noooo."

Jim: "I'm so abused. Mom, I wanna go out to sea for no apparent reason!"

Sarah: "The Hell you will!" Starts choking Jim.

Jim: "ACK! ACK!" Pounds map on Sarah's head and it mysteriously opens.

Delbert: "Ooh! Matrix lighting! Look! Treasure Planet!"

Jim: "Ooh!"

Sarah: "Aah!"

Delbert: Farts.

Sarah: "Ew!"

Delbert: "Scuse me. Now, Lookit! Here's where we are; so let's go to the moon shaped space port!"

Sarah: "Look! It's MOONing us! HAW HAW HAW!"

Jim: "Mum, you are SO lame."

Sarah: "Fine. GO OFF AND CATCH THE SPACE-SCURVY!"

Jim: "Wheee!"

Delbert: "I'm going with you!"

Jim: "SHIT-PISS!"

Montressor Space Port

Delbert: Clunking around in his metal suit.

Jim: "Delbert, you are SO cramping my style."

Delbert: Sneezes, causing boogers to be plastered on the inside of his helmet.

Jim: Rolls eyes and boards the RLS Legacy.

Arrow: "SCROOP! PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON!"

Delbert: "How's the ship, mon captaine?"

Arrow: "SPIFFY! I'm not the captaine, though."

Amelia: Jumps down from the crow's nest.

Delbert: Grins and starts screaming. "MY PANTS ARE FEELING TIGHTER, MOMMY!"

Amelia: Grabs Delbert's face. "I want a word with you in my office."

Jim: Is severely disturbed.

Amelia's Cabin

Amelia: "Haw haw haw! I'm gonna use all these big words so the parent's of little kids will be talking through the whole movie!"

Delbert: Shouts to all the kids in the audience. "SHUT UP OR I'LL EAT YOUR HEARTS!"

Kids in the audience: "..."

Jim: Laughs evilly and pisses himself.

Amelia: "Ew. Anyhoo, Dogface, keep the word of the map only to yourselves."

Delbert: "RIGHT-O, CATBREATH!"

Jim: "Ash hoe."

Galley

Arrow: "Mister Silver?"

Silver: "GET OUTTA ME KITCHEN! I'm applyin' me...medicine."

Arrow: "Silver, masturbating ten times a day does not count as a medical condition."

Jim and Delbert: "..."

Silver: "Oy then!" Zips pants back up. "Who's these two distinguised lookin' gents, eh?"

Delbert: "I'm Doctor Delbert Doppler!"

Silver: Surveys him with mechanical eye. "Nice boxers, Doc."

Delbert: Pushes Jim forward.

Jim: Falls flat on his face. "Ow. I think I broke my nose."

Silver: Slices Jim's hand off when trying to shake his hand.

Jim: "FUCKSHITASSCOCKWHORE!"

Silver: "Sorry, lad. Here, have a taste of me stew!" Tosses Jim a bowl.

Jim: Gets splashed in the face by steaming hot stew. "GAAAH!"

Silver: "Here, Lemme mop that up for ya!" Rubs Jim's eye with a towel.

Jim: "OUCH! THAT ONE HAS LEMON JUICE ON IT! ACK!"

Silver: "Suck it up, Jimbo! Gawd, whatta wimp."

On Deck

Silver: "Aaaaah, Captm'! You look like a two dollar whore that's just been sat on by a 500 lb fish."

Amelia: Bats eyes. "You really think so?"

Silver: Tosses a mop and bucket to Jim.

Jim: Gets poked in the eye by the mop. "WAAAAAA!"

Silver: "This just ain't me day." Sighs