Delbert's House
Delbert: "The old Benbow Inn has burned to the ground Sarah. I'm sorry."
Sarah: "NOT AS SORRY AS THIS LIL' LEECH SHOULD BE!" Throws a candlestick at Jim's head. "He brought home his little pet while it's Masters could have had it back, but noooo."
Jim: "I'm so abused. Mom, I wanna go out to sea for no apparent reason!"
Sarah: "The Hell you will!" Starts choking Jim.
Jim: "ACK! ACK!" Pounds map on Sarah's head and it mysteriously opens.
Delbert: "Ooh! Matrix lighting! Look! Treasure Planet!"
Jim: "Ooh!"
Sarah: "Aah!"
Delbert: Farts.
Sarah: "Ew!"
Delbert: "Scuse me. Now, Lookit! Here's where we are; so let's go to the moon shaped space port!"
Sarah: "Look! It's MOONing us! HAW HAW HAW!"
Jim: "Mum, you are SO lame."
Sarah: "Fine. GO OFF AND CATCH THE SPACE-SCURVY!"
Jim: "Wheee!"
Delbert: "I'm going with you!"
Jim: "SHIT-PISS!"
Montressor Space Port
Delbert: Clunking around in his metal suit.
Jim: "Delbert, you are SO cramping my style."
Delbert: Sneezes, causing boogers to be plastered on the inside of his helmet.
Jim: Rolls eyes and boards the RLS Legacy.
Arrow: "SCROOP! PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON!"
Delbert: "How's the ship, mon captaine?"
Arrow: "SPIFFY! I'm not the captaine, though."
Amelia: Jumps down from the crow's nest.
Delbert: Grins and starts screaming. "MY PANTS ARE FEELING TIGHTER, MOMMY!"
Amelia: Grabs Delbert's face. "I want a word with you in my office."
Jim: Is severely disturbed.
Amelia's Cabin
Amelia: "Haw haw haw! I'm gonna use all these big words so the parent's of little kids will be talking through the whole movie!"
Delbert: Shouts to all the kids in the audience. "SHUT UP OR I'LL EAT YOUR HEARTS!"
Kids in the audience: "..."
Jim: Laughs evilly and pisses himself.
Amelia: "Ew. Anyhoo, Dogface, keep the word of the map only to yourselves."
Delbert: "RIGHT-O, CATBREATH!"
Jim: "Ash hoe."
Galley
Arrow: "Mister Silver?"
Silver: "GET OUTTA ME KITCHEN! I'm applyin' me...medicine."
Arrow: "Silver, masturbating ten times a day does not count as a medical condition."
Jim and Delbert: "..."
Silver: "Oy then!" Zips pants back up. "Who's these two distinguised lookin' gents, eh?"
Delbert: "I'm Doctor Delbert Doppler!"
Silver: Surveys him with mechanical eye. "Nice boxers, Doc."
Delbert: Pushes Jim forward.
Jim: Falls flat on his face. "Ow. I think I broke my nose."
Silver: Slices Jim's hand off when trying to shake his hand.
Jim: "FUCKSHITASSCOCKWHORE!"
Silver: "Sorry, lad. Here, have a taste of me stew!" Tosses Jim a bowl.
Jim: Gets splashed in the face by steaming hot stew. "GAAAH!"
Silver: "Here, Lemme mop that up for ya!" Rubs Jim's eye with a towel.
Jim: "OUCH! THAT ONE HAS LEMON JUICE ON IT! ACK!"
Silver: "Suck it up, Jimbo! Gawd, whatta wimp."
On Deck
Silver: "Aaaaah, Captm'! You look like a two dollar whore that's just been sat on by a 500 lb fish."
Amelia: Bats eyes. "You really think so?"
Silver: Tosses a mop and bucket to Jim.
Jim: Gets poked in the eye by the mop. "WAAAAAA!"
Silver: "This just ain't me day." Sighs
