Jim: Mopping the deck.

Scroop: "WHEE!" Jumps down from sails and falls flat on face .

Jim: "Are you okay?"

Scroop: "Yeah." Gets heart eyes and begins to hump Jim's leg.

Jim: "GAAAAH! GEROFF!" Starts whacking Scroop with mop.

Silver: Grabs Scroop's wrist with mechanical arm. "Back off then. Jim's my bitch."

Jim: Whimpers.

Arrow: "What's all this then? No humping allowed!"

Scroop: Eyes fall. "Yes, Mister Arrow." Walks off.

Arrow and Pirate Crew: Walks away too.

Silver: "Jimbo! I gave you a job!"

Jim: "Yeah and Scroop left this white mess on my leg..."

Silver: "Ew." Turns to Morph "Morphy-doodle-poo, Keep an eye on this pup!"

Jim: "That reminds me of a song from Chicago." Starts singing "Sometimes I'm down...Sometimes I'm up...but he follows round like some droopy eyed pup...He loves me so..."

Silver: Gets a boner with a comical 'SPRIOIOIOIOING' sound.

Jim: Looks down.

Silver: "Whoops. Scuse me then, Jimbo, while I go apply my-ahem-medicine..." Runs off.

Morph: "Apply medicine!"

Later that night, back on the deck

Silver: Throws Jim's fan girls overboard.

Fangirls: "Wheeee!"

Jim: "IT TOOK YOU THAT LONG TO APPLY YOUR MEDICINE?"

Silver: Looks around. "Well they don't call me LONG John Silver fer nothin', Jimbo."

Jim: "Erm...what you did to make Scroop get off my leg...thanks..."

Silver: "You mean yer pop never taught ya how to get a big Spider to stop humpin' yer leg?"

Jim: "No."

Silver: "Not the teachin' sort?"

Jim: "He's the more...stable father figure, so my Mom booted him outta the house cause she liked throwing things at me."

Silver: "Oh, sorry lad."

Jim: "I've been doing okay though."

Silver: "Is that so? Well, since the Captm' has put ya with me, I'll be teachin' ya a few tricks. Now...have you ever heard of a dirty sanchez?"

In The Sleeping Quarters

Scroop: Snickers.

Jim: Wakes up. "GAH! STOP PRODDING THAT INTO MY PANTS!" Runs away.

Scroop: Chases him.

Jim: Runs into the Galley and hides in a barrel of perps.

Scroop: Looks around, wondering where Jim is.

Silver: Walks in with the rest of the crew. "Now, gentleman. I have heard all of yeh want a piece of me bitch before we land on Treasure Planet."

Mister Onus: "We can't help it, Sir. He's just so firm."

Jim: Gasps. He won't be able to screw anyone else except a senile, old, obese alien.

Silver: Swings sword around. "FUCKSHITASSCOCKWHORE!"

Crew: Shivers, worried Silver will make another random swear word.