Galley

Jim: Whimpers.

Random Pirate: "LAND AHOY! There it is! Treasure Planet!"

Pirates: Runs out of the galley and onto the deck.

Jim: Crawls out of barrel and stumbles around.

On Deck

Silver: Feels around in pocket and pulls out a little package. "Whoops. Me medicine."

Onus: "You mean lube?"

Silver: Slaps Onus and looks in pocket for spyglass. "Musta left it in the galley." Walks off.

Galley

Jim: Spots spyglass, tries to run out but slips. "OUCH! Ew. Silver must have been applying his medicine last night."

Silver: Walks in. "Jimbo. Playin' games...are we?"

Jim: "EW! I am not your sweet baboo!" Runs away and stabs Silver's leg as he goes.

Silver: "AAAAARRRGGGGHHH!" Hobbles around.

On Deck

Silver: Looks for Jim and spots him going into Amelia's cabin. "Blast it all." Blows whistle and shifts gears in arm.

Crew: Stares at what came out of his arm.

Silver: "Whoops...only for lonely nights, folks." Switches to sword. "STRIKE OUR COLOURS, MISTER ONUS!"

Onus: "Only if I get to use your-" Raises eyebrow.

Silver: Sighs. "Fine. Fine. NOW FLY DAT JOLLY ROGA'!"

Onus: Switches flags. "WHEEEEEE!"

Crew: Is trying to melt the lock on the Captain's door.

Silver: "Blast it! T'is is takin' as long as a 30 foot shit comin' out of an ant's asshole." Blasts open the door and walks in.

Onus: "They ain't here, Captain."

Silver: "One sec." Runs outside to looks triumphant in front of The Jolly Roger.

Crew: "Very nice, sir."

Silver: Pulls down trousers and moons everyone. "WHOOO!"

In The Boat Storage

Amelia: "LOOKIT ME, I'M SANDRA DEE!" Does a bunch of flips.

Delbert: "I think I could use some of Silver's medicine right about now..." Looks Amelia up and down.

Morph: Pulls map out of Jim's pocket and flies away.

Jim: "MORPH! NO! YOU BUGGER!" Jumps out of the boat and runs after him.

Morph: "HWAHAHAHA!"

Silver: "Morphy, come here, boy!" Whistles.

Jim: "Morph, come here!"

Morph: Bursts into a million little pieces and will not return in this story.

Silver: "Ah, well. He was annoyin'."

Jim: Grabs map and jumps out of the ship, but misses boat. "Oh Bloody Hell." Falls on a rock, fractures wingy then screams a bad cuss word.

B.E.N.: "Did I just hear a 15 year old male break his penis?" Starts to hump Jim.

Jim: "GEROFF! Geez, why does everyone love me?"

Jim's Fangirls: "Well, you have nice hair, a sexy voice-"

Jim: "Okay, okay, I get it."