Galley
Jim: Whimpers.
Random Pirate: "LAND AHOY! There it is! Treasure Planet!"
Pirates: Runs out of the galley and onto the deck.
Jim: Crawls out of barrel and stumbles around.
On Deck
Silver: Feels around in pocket and pulls out a little package. "Whoops. Me medicine."
Onus: "You mean lube?"
Silver: Slaps Onus and looks in pocket for spyglass. "Musta left it in the galley." Walks off.
Galley
Jim: Spots spyglass, tries to run out but slips. "OUCH! Ew. Silver must have been applying his medicine last night."
Silver: Walks in. "Jimbo. Playin' games...are we?"
Jim: "EW! I am not your sweet baboo!" Runs away and stabs Silver's leg as he goes.
Silver: "AAAAARRRGGGGHHH!" Hobbles around.
On Deck
Silver: Looks for Jim and spots him going into Amelia's cabin. "Blast it all." Blows whistle and shifts gears in arm.
Crew: Stares at what came out of his arm.
Silver: "Whoops...only for lonely nights, folks." Switches to sword. "STRIKE OUR COLOURS, MISTER ONUS!"
Onus: "Only if I get to use your-" Raises eyebrow.
Silver: Sighs. "Fine. Fine. NOW FLY DAT JOLLY ROGA'!"
Onus: Switches flags. "WHEEEEEE!"
Crew: Is trying to melt the lock on the Captain's door.
Silver: "Blast it! T'is is takin' as long as a 30 foot shit comin' out of an ant's asshole." Blasts open the door and walks in.
Onus: "They ain't here, Captain."
Silver: "One sec." Runs outside to looks triumphant in front of The Jolly Roger.
Crew: "Very nice, sir."
Silver: Pulls down trousers and moons everyone. "WHOOO!"
In The Boat Storage
Amelia: "LOOKIT ME, I'M SANDRA DEE!" Does a bunch of flips.
Delbert: "I think I could use some of Silver's medicine right about now..." Looks Amelia up and down.
Morph: Pulls map out of Jim's pocket and flies away.
Jim: "MORPH! NO! YOU BUGGER!" Jumps out of the boat and runs after him.
Morph: "HWAHAHAHA!"
Silver: "Morphy, come here, boy!" Whistles.
Jim: "Morph, come here!"
Morph: Bursts into a million little pieces and will not return in this story.
Silver: "Ah, well. He was annoyin'."
Jim: Grabs map and jumps out of the ship, but misses boat. "Oh Bloody Hell." Falls on a rock, fractures wingy then screams a bad cuss word.
B.E.N.: "Did I just hear a 15 year old male break his penis?" Starts to hump Jim.
Jim: "GEROFF! Geez, why does everyone love me?"
Jim's Fangirls: "Well, you have nice hair, a sexy voice-"
Jim: "Okay, okay, I get it."
