Portal Area
Everyone: Shoos away all the extra characters.
Silver: Puts back on hat and switches gears in arm to form a sword. "C'mon, everyone! I smell-"
Onus: "Nothing! One great, stinking hunk of shitty shit shit!"
Silver: Stuffs a bar of soap in Onus' mouth.
Onus: Spits it out. "I wanna see some very bad, naughty, naughty language treasure!"
Silver: Gasps, covers Jim's ears and hits Onus on the forehead with the palm of his hand. "MAY THE DEVIL BE GONE! You shall not corrupt me bitch!"
Jim: Gets dropped by Silver as he and Onus begin to fight and falls flat on his face. "DABBIT! MY NODE!"
Silver: "Heh heh. Sorry lad."
Onus: "Where is the treasure, boy?"
Fellow Crew Member: "THROW HIM TO RICHARD SIMMONS!"
Other Pirate: "No one deserves that! He'll kill Jim and rape his skull!"
Richard Simmons: "Hehe. New fun holes!"
Jim: Finds a hole in the metal and shoves the map into it and a portal opens.
Jim: "Lesse...dis looges aboot ribe."
Silver: "Speak english, lad!"
Jim: "I ab! If you dibn't drob me, I'b be ablge to tabe ribe!"
Harry Potter: Zooms in and shoves his wand up Jim's nose and wiggles it around. "There you go, Jimmikins!"
Jim: "Why thank you, Harry! I'll just have to read all of your wonderful books and dedicate myself to the occult!"
Harry Potter: "Uh, my books don't promote that kinda stuff."
Jim: "NOT BECAUSE OF YOU, SOUP HEAD! Cause I wanna."
Harry Potter: "Okay then." Runs away.
Author of The Story: "Yes, I already know Harry Potter Books don't promote anti-christian stuff and whatnot. I rather like the books, it's just fun to poke at things you like at times."
Silver: "Now get yer sweet ass outta here!" Slaps The Author of The Story's bum.
Author of The Story: "TEE TO THE POWER OF HEE!" Runs away.
Jim: "Where were we?"
Silver: "I dunno."
Jim: "Well this just sucks major monkeys. Let's just shove the crew into The Callion Abyss and head off then."
Silver: "Yeah, alright."
Jim and Silver: Push some buttons on the portal and push the crew into it. "HAHA! POINT AND LAUGH!"
Crew: "AACK!"
Jim: Changes it back to a different world.
Jim and Silver: Running away, pointing and laughing as they go.
