On The Ship

B.E.N.: "Quick! We only have a few more minutes left until the Bloomingdales sale closes-I mean until the planet explodes!"

Jim and Silver: Hop on board

Silver: "Aah, Capt'm! My heart aches just ta see yee-"

Amelia: "Shut your face, Silver."

Silver: "Heh heh."

An asteroid goes through a solar sale and breaks mast causing it to fall onto Jim

Jim: "OUCH! DAMMIT! I'm paralyzed!" Flails arms

Delbert: "Eh, Jimmy, if your moving your arms, you're clearly not paralyzed."

Jim: "Oh...right then!" Shoves mast of of him in slow motion and throws if off the ship

Silver: "It's time fer me to apply me medicine again." Runs away into the galley

B.E.N.: "Captain! Thrusters demobilized to only thirty percent of capacity!"

Little Kids In The Audience: "WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?"

Delbert: "IT MEANS I WILL PISS UP YOUR SNOTTY NOSES IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP!"

Little Kids In The Audience: Not even a cricket chirps

Delbert: "IT MEANS, Captain, we won't have enough power to clear the planet before it explodes!"

Jim: "I'm so smart, I'm the only one who thought of using the portal! WEHEHEHEHEE!" Hops up and down

B.E.N.: "No more sugar for you."

Jim: Attempts to make a surfer

Silver: Comes out of the galley "Need help, Jimbo?"

Jim: "Yeah, I just need to attach these."

Silver: "Right! Stand back now!" Switches arm to flame "T'ese arm thingies are so handy dandy." Lifts it onto rail

Jim: "Now, if I'm not back in five minutes, just wait longer."

Silver and Jim: Have a slashy moment that is not appropriate for you little kids

Little Kids In The Audience: "MOMMY? ARE THEY MAKING BABIES?"

Delbert: "THAT'S IT!" Jumps out of the screen and decapitates forty children, shitting down their throats.

Everyone: "Eeeew."

Jim: Takes off, dodging all the debris "WEEE!" Pushes button right after B.E.N.'s countdown

Silver: "WOOT! Very dramatic, lad!"

Amelia: "LAWL FAG!"

Space Port

Sarah: Looking around for Jim

Jim: "Hey, Mum!"

Sarah: "YOU LITTLE ASS MUNCHER!" Chokes him "MY INN BURNED DOWN BECAUSE OF THAT STUPID MAP!"

Jim: "AACK! GAAACK!"

The Admirable Benbow Inn 2

B.E.N.: Cries "Everyone has found love except for meeeeeee."

Author of The Story: "Well, B.E.N., Since Silver is happy with Jim, how bout you be my bitch?"

B.E.N.: "YAAAAAY!"

And that's how it went, Delbert and Amelia got married, Jim and Silver broke the laws of science and had nine fat children with fancy hair, Sarah got a brain tumor and B.E.N. and Elfzilla drew lots of naughty pictures togethor.

THE FUCKING END