On The Ship
B.E.N.: "Quick! We only have a few more minutes left until the Bloomingdales sale closes-I mean until the planet explodes!"
Jim and Silver: Hop on board
Silver: "Aah, Capt'm! My heart aches just ta see yee-"
Amelia: "Shut your face, Silver."
Silver: "Heh heh."
An asteroid goes through a solar sale and breaks mast causing it to fall onto Jim
Jim: "OUCH! DAMMIT! I'm paralyzed!" Flails arms
Delbert: "Eh, Jimmy, if your moving your arms, you're clearly not paralyzed."
Jim: "Oh...right then!" Shoves mast of of him in slow motion and throws if off the ship
Silver: "It's time fer me to apply me medicine again." Runs away into the galley
B.E.N.: "Captain! Thrusters demobilized to only thirty percent of capacity!"
Little Kids In The Audience: "WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?"
Delbert: "IT MEANS I WILL PISS UP YOUR SNOTTY NOSES IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP!"
Little Kids In The Audience: Not even a cricket chirps
Delbert: "IT MEANS, Captain, we won't have enough power to clear the planet before it explodes!"
Jim: "I'm so smart, I'm the only one who thought of using the portal! WEHEHEHEHEE!" Hops up and down
B.E.N.: "No more sugar for you."
Jim: Attempts to make a surfer
Silver: Comes out of the galley "Need help, Jimbo?"
Jim: "Yeah, I just need to attach these."
Silver: "Right! Stand back now!" Switches arm to flame "T'ese arm thingies are so handy dandy." Lifts it onto rail
Jim: "Now, if I'm not back in five minutes, just wait longer."
Silver and Jim: Have a slashy moment that is not appropriate for you little kids
Little Kids In The Audience: "MOMMY? ARE THEY MAKING BABIES?"
Delbert: "THAT'S IT!" Jumps out of the screen and decapitates forty children, shitting down their throats.
Everyone: "Eeeew."
Jim: Takes off, dodging all the debris "WEEE!" Pushes button right after B.E.N.'s countdown
Silver: "WOOT! Very dramatic, lad!"
Amelia: "LAWL FAG!"
Space Port
Sarah: Looking around for Jim
Jim: "Hey, Mum!"
Sarah: "YOU LITTLE ASS MUNCHER!" Chokes him "MY INN BURNED DOWN BECAUSE OF THAT STUPID MAP!"
Jim: "AACK! GAAACK!"
The Admirable Benbow Inn 2
B.E.N.: Cries "Everyone has found love except for meeeeeee."
Author of The Story: "Well, B.E.N., Since Silver is happy with Jim, how bout you be my bitch?"
B.E.N.: "YAAAAAY!"
And that's how it went, Delbert and Amelia got married, Jim and Silver broke the laws of science and had nine fat children with fancy hair, Sarah got a brain tumor and B.E.N. and Elfzilla drew lots of naughty pictures togethor.
THE FUCKING END
