Sorry I didn't update. Major writer's block. Anyways, we return to see Lee on the warpath, Christie and Paul have just joined the bathroom club and Ling is crazy.

ON WIT DA FIC!!!!!

"Well, all aboard the SS. Jin-Jin!!!!" said Xiaoyu in a big cardboard box.

"What are you doing?" asked Nina.

"What's it sound like, you bitch?!" yelled Anna.

"Oh yeah!? Bitch!" yelled Nina.

BITCH!!

BITCH!!

BITCH!!!!!

And so the bitch slapping began.

"I wonder where Jin is." said Xiaoyu.

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"I'm gonna ask you one more time!! Where are they?!" yelled Kazuya.

"I don't know!!" yelled Jin.

"Fine. I'll find them myself." said Kazuya.

"I wonder where they are." thought Jin.

"THERE YOU ARE, YOU OLD FART!!!" yelled Kazuya.

"NOO, please! I have arthritis in my back!" yelled Wang.

"Next time let your neice drive!!! That car was priceless!!! I told them not to let senior citizens drive but nooooo. Don't listen to the devil." said Kazuya getting ready to knock the arthritic crap outta Wang.

"But I did!!" yelled Wang.

"Oh." said Kazuya beating him up anyway.

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Paul is sitting in a corner playing the harmonica.

"Will you shut up!? You've been playing that thing for hours." said Christie.

"I would make Yoshi play it but he doesn't have lips." said Paul.

"Ah, man! I broke my sword!" said Yoshi scraping the toilet

"Well, well, well. If it isn't the bathroom gang. TOILET INSPECTION!!" yelled Lee.

Lee looks at the toilet.

"YOU CALL THAT CLEAN?!!" yelled Lee.

"But you didn't give us any soap!" said Christie.

"Here." said Lee throwing a drop of soap at the toilet.

"Hmmm. Maybe we can use the white paint from her mask to cover up the toilet." said Christie.

"If this were Operation MASK (read it!!) then I'd grab my camera." said Yoshi.

"And if this were Operation MASK I'd kick him in the nuts." said Kuni doing it anyway.

"Look, didn't you pack more than one mask?" asked Paul.

"Well actually I did." said Kuni dragging them all to her room.

Kunimitsu pulls out a big screen TV with not only surrround sound but double surround sound making it ambush sound, and a showcase.

"See?" said Kuni.

TV: Welcome to the many masks of Kunimitsu tour. Please follow directions and do as I say as to LOOK WITH YOUR EYES AND NOT WITH YOUR HANDS!!! I'm being generous today. Any other day I wouldn't let you think about them.

"Oh yeah!? Why?" asked Paul.

TV: * zaps Paul * That's why.

"Fine with me." they all said.

TV: Now, we will begin here at this priceless very rare one of a kind VERY FRAGILE mask of a golden elephant, circa 400 BC Once worn by an ancient egyptian pharaoh. OOH AND AHH, NOW!!!

"OOH, AHH." they all chanted.

"Where'd you get it? And why are we here?" asked Eddy.

"Egypt and because if you didn't come than I would have stabbed you, ripped your intestines out, put them in a box and fed them to Kuma." said Kuni.

"But that used to be my job!" said Yoshi.

"SHUT UP!!!" said Kuni throwing him overboard.

"Ooops." said Bryan breaking the mask.

"YOU IDIOT!!!!!" yelled Kuni and the TV at the same time.

The tour ends 5 hours later.

"That's a relief." said Jack-2.

"WHAT WAS THAT?!" yelled Kuni.

"Nothin." said Jack-2.

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"Umm, uncle Lee?" asked Jin.

"HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU! I AM NOT GAY, KAZUYA. AND IF I WAS, I WOULDN'T BE GAY WITH YOU!!!!" yelled Lee.

"It's me." said Jin.

"Oh, umm uh Jin! Listen, you heard nothing. OK? NO-THING!" said Lee. "That was close."

"Right." said Jin writing it down.

"Now what is it that you wanted?" asked Lee.

"We're heading into the Bermuda Triangle." said Jin.

"Now what makes you think that? It's just a myth!" said Lee.

Jin points to a bunch of signs that say: Lovely Bermuda Triangle, This way to the Bermuda triangle, GO IN, stay a while! We've even got....Spray cheese.

"Can't resist spray cheese." said Lee and Jin hypnotized.

"JIN-JIN!! I THOUGHT I SAW YOU HERE....Jin-Jin?" said Xiaoyu looking at Jin and Lee hypnotized by the spray cheese sign.

"Eww! Spray cheese? I'm lactose intolerant!" said Xiao.

Some dude comes up and paints another one that said: Why did you say 'milk and cookies?'

"Because the milk I drink is 100% milk free!! It's my special brand!! Therefore making it non milky milk!!" said Xiao.

Crickets chirp all over the boat.

The dude comes up and paints another one that said: We've got stuffed animals and flowers.

"Can't resist stuffed animals and flowers." said Xiaoyu.

Sorry for the cliffy!!!!

WAIT FOR NEXT CHAPTER!!!!