Disclaimer: OK OK. You know that I don't own DBZ. I'm just a crazed fan, that's all. And I also don't own Aladdin. I wish I did! But, sadly, I don't. :(

A/N: Heh heh... There will be plenty of time for yelling and throwing objects at me AFTER the story!!!! Heh. :)

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My Little Veggie Story

Ch. 14

The morning sunshine passed by Bulma's numerous scattered shoes, and on to her desk where it danced behind a flower vase and illuminated the entire room with its spectra. Slowly, but surely, it made its way to the plush queen size silk bed, occupied by the worlds greatest scientist.

A small moan escaped her lips as she breathed in the cool breeze. She sat up quiety, while letting her legs fall over to the side where they could strech and prepare for the day ahead. Standing up, she wrapped her robe losly aroung her figure and moved towards the two Frech doors separating her from nature. She opened them all the way and just listened to the morning music.

It was so peaceful that it was almost impossible to think that this was a Capsule Corp. morning.

'Heh. It's almost TOO peaceful. Kinda like a cliche 'calm before the storm' thing...' Realizing that she might of had a wee bit too much punch the night before, she shook off her thoughts as silly after-punch effects. Hey speaking of the night before, what exactly happened??

"What the heck was in that punch?! And they sell that to little kids! The nerve of those people. I'll have to have a talk with those punch guys." So Bulma decided that she was, in fact, going to do some work today. Some nice mind-boggling work. The meer thought of actually seeing her lab sent a chill of excitement through her body.

As she walked away from her balcony she glanced at her self in the giant oval mirror that was planted a few steps from her bed. Studying herself carefully she saw small remainders of all the makeup that she wore last night.

"Ugh, I am getting really careless with my appearance." So off she marched to her exagerately huge bathroom, but stopped to check the time on her nightstand.

7:30am. Ugh.

Sitting on her bed, she wanted nothing more than to go right back to sleep. She let herself fall back and land on the sof-Ooff!

'What the hell?!'

Hard. Very hard. Oh No...

She jumped away from the bed, and just stood there in shock. Why she hadn't noticed before, was beyond her reasoning. There on her bed was a rather large lump under the covers. A small moan came from the lump as it stirred and started to sit upright on the bed.

Bulma felt her heart drop all the way to her feet, jump back up, and it was currently residing in her throat. She wasn't breathing. How could she not be breathing?! She didn't notice, or care. She made her way to the other side of the bed to see what the hell was going on. She could still only see the covers raised above her bed, and that's when her legs failed her and she laned on the floor. Hard.

There was Vegeta, still half asleep, rubbing his eye. His tan skin exposed from his chest to his abdomen. His lap was still under the blanket as he positioned his legs over the side of the bed. His toned body slowly moving up and down to the rythm of his breathing. He yawned while stretching his arms and legs. After a while, he finally opened his eyes to find Bulma's face, mouth wide open and all, a few inches away from his.

"Woman! Don't do that!" Vegeta crossed his arms while turning away waiting for the screaming to comense. But, it never came. He glanced back at Bulma who was still staring at him. Her face was an awful, pale color. Not it's beautiful porcelain color, but a sickly, weak color. She blinked and then slowly raised her hand to his face. She placed her hand on his cheek, noting the softness, and then ran her index finger over his plump lips, and just left it there. He didn't know what had gotten into her, but honestly he was enjoying it. Thinking that she wanted to 'play', he lightly ran his tounge over her finger, and that's when it happend.

Suddenly, Bulma drew back her finger as if it had been burned with all the fire in the world, and screamed.

Vegeta winced as the blood chilling sound entered his ears and would not leave. Pounding..pounding...pounding away at his sensitive ear drums. He pushed his hands against his head hoping that would stop the horrible attack. He could amost feel the blood dripping down the sides of his face. This had to stop, NOW!

But, as suddenly as it came, it stopped. The screaming had stopped, but in its place, silent sobs were heard coming from Bulma. She was holding her stomach, while her head was resting against the carpeted floor.

'Oh Kami, what have I done?' She felt her insides turn and contract in a way that she had never experienced. She was shaking, she was burning inside. She was going to be sick. She felt the acids inside of her boiling, rising, just wanting to be released. It was rising, rising...

Vegeta could only stare at the woman. His heart would twist everytime a sob was released. She looked so pained in that horrid position. The only thing he wanted was to go over there and comfort her, to find out what's wrong, and to find out why the hell she started screaming in the first place!

He slid off the bed and made his way to her. He gently picked her up from the floor and made her look at him. Only she couldn't. Her stare was empty, penatrating the ground with its shallowness. He put his hand under her chin, which darted her eyes to him. Glazed. Empty.

"Woman, what's wrong?" He tried to hide the concern in his voice, but it was no use. He was worried. Her lips trembled every few seconds as she would exhale. He ran his finger over them, while his other hand enveloped her in his frame. He slowly leaned into her, hoping to take the pain away.

She saw his lips coming closer to her. Closer... closer...clos-

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Bulma snapped her eyes open to find the blurred face of our Prince looming over her head.'Oh Kami! It WASN'T a dream!'

"Ahhhhhhhh!!!!!!"

"Ahhhhhhh!!!!!" Vegeta jumped back as the woman unleashed her famous scream. He covered his ears with his hands and after the throbbing had stopped, he sent Bulma the meanest glare that he could muster. Bulma, on the other hand, had backed up against the elaborate head rest with her hands clasped over her heart, breathing heavily. She had a crazed, confused look on her face as her eyes darted frantically around the room landing on Vegeta most of the time. She finally managed to regain some of her vocabulary and had started to stutter little incoherent words. Some would actually fit together, for a while.

"Punch... nightmare...Vegeta...same bed.. What the HELL?!" She yelled at no one in particular and noticed that Vegeta had fled from the scene and was trying to get out of her room as fast as possible. Unfortunatly for him, the door had some how been locked and Vegeta was pulling the doorknob as hard as his little Veggie hands could. Ahh, but as we all know, when Veggie gets panicky in this story, his strength decreases! The magic of authordom....

Vegeta pulled his last weak attempt to open the door, but to no avail. He slumped down to the floor with a thud and cautiously turned back to Bulma, who was no staring at him with a twitch of her eyebrow every few seconds.

"You...... didn't spend the night here.. Did you?" She slid of her bed and started crawling towards him very slowly, never taking her eyes of him... 'Please say no.' As she slid, Vegeta would slide back towards the door.

'She's gonna do it. I didn't think she had it in her, but that look in her eyes, I know that look!!! I CREATED that look! Ok maybe now's not the best time to think about that...' He mused just before his head smacked right into the door.

"What are you talking about, Onna? You know I did." Bulma stopped dead in her tracks. Her face was once again that pale color, and she was starting to lose feeling in her arms..

"W-what?"

"Hell-O. I've been staying at Capsule Corp. for over two months. Baka Onna." He said matter-of-factly. Bulma fell anime style. Vegeta shook his head at her supposed stupidity, but when he looked up, Bulma was back up and only four or so inches away from his face.

"AH! How did you..But....????" The confused Prince mummbled, but was interupted by Bulma's questioning.

"But not in my room... With me?" Vegeta's eyes opened wider than Bulma had ever thought imaginable. And now HIS face was the one looking rather pale. He opened his mouth, but nothing came. He just stared at her moving his mouth up and down to the non-existant words he was trying to form.

Boy! Was Bulma happy with his reaction! It WAS just a dream! Oh happy day! Bulma felt her stomach return to normal, and her breathing aswell. Feeling in your legs rocks! Ah to walk around..priceless. Hey! She was brainstorming about a new invention.. Good. Things were finally starting to get back to 'normal'. Wait. One more thing...

"Vegeta? Why were you in my room?" She raised her eyebrow at the Saiyan who had barely managed to pick himself off the floor and now, the two had their color back, so they continued with their conversation.

Where the woman had gone insane, and got all these horrifying questions was beyond our Prince, who, by the way, had remembered exactly WHY he entered her room in the first place. Heh. Was it ever a good reason!

"Well, I just wanted to get you up and early so I could remind you of our little 'deal' and somehow ruin your day in the process." He crossed his arms victoriously and smirked at her with all the arrogance only he could pull off. Bulma was not impressed.

"That's it? That's why you were in my room? Oh, of all the lame-brained- Hey! Well, then why were so close to my face when I woke up? Answer me that."

"Baka. I came in here to wake you up. But, when I entered, you were tossing and turning so much, I thought you were going to fall off the bed. That would of been a funny sight, but I perfered watching you squirm. It was more entertaining...."

"You are such a loser."

"Well, on one turn you went very close to the egde, and I didn't want you to ruin my fun, so I decided to move you back to the center of the bed. I grabbed you, rolled you over, and that's when you woke up." He sent her a boastful smirk, that she ignored.

"Hn." Bulma threw her arms up in frustration, and made her way to the bathroom, completely ignoring Vegeta.

"Now it's your turn to answer me, Woman." He said in a deeper, more menacing, teasing voice. Bulma stopped, a bit irritated, but sighed for him to continue.

"What were dreaming about that got you so... 'worked up'?" Random memories of her dream flashed through her mind in an instant, making a blush to work its way up to her face. She could feel her cheeks redden and warm up as each second passed. 'Thank goodness I'm not facing him.' She cleared her throat so that her words would not betray her.

"N-nothing. Nothing at all Vegeta." And with that she entered the bathroom, and shut the door. Not even five seconds later, the faint sound of the shower could be heard. Of course, Vegeta had heard the nervousness in her voice. Sure, she was a genius, but one poor excuse of a liar.

"Hmph. We'll see about that, Onna." He said to himself, while he calmly turned the door knob to the right. A huge sweatdrop appeared on his head as the realization hit him...

'Hmmm... I was turning it to the left...'

The sound of a door closing was heard and the room was empty once again.

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Bulma jumped off the last stair and made her way to the kitchen. She was looking for a snack in a hurried manner. Fear of being distracted from her work? Fear of seeing Vegeta see her reaction to her dream? The fact that Aladdin was going to start in five minutes on the television in her lab, maybe? All three, perhaps? Sure, let's just go with that.

She wrapped her arm on a carton of milk, while her other hand was busy moving the other objects within the refridgerator. Seeing as there was nothing that grabbed her attention, she moved on to the many cupboards on the wall.

'Hmmm what looks good today. Ah.. There we go!' Smiling with satifaction she pulled out a small white box with the letters 'Doughnuts' printed on it. She hugged the box lovingly, thinking that today was going to be a good day. She turned around only to find that Vegeta was right behind her for, Kami knows how long, with a very angry look on his face.

"Ah! What is your infatuation with scaring me like that all the time? My Kami, Vegeta! Everytime I turn around, there you are doing... stuff. I swear... Now, if you'll excuse me, I have work to do." With that she hugged her belongings closer to her and proceded to walk past the Saiyan Prince.

Vegeta grabber her arm as she passed by him, causing her to stop and smush the doughnut box a bit. She was not happy about that. But before she could voice her complaint, he spoke.

"Woman." He let go of her arm because he knew all the moving and squirming she was doing would distract her.

"What Vegeta?"

"Look over there.." He pointed throught the little 'window' on the wall that went through the kitchen and into the dinning room. ".. What do you see?"

Bulma turned her head to one side so she could see through the opening. There was the mass table that the Briefs designed for their illustrious house. Oh and there was a mountain of food going almost as high as the ceiling. If she looked close enough, she could see a few flies climbing on the 'great mountain.'

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"Come on men! We are making hiztory! If we keep thiz up, we zhall reach the zummit in two yearz!" The rest of the flies sweatdropped, while the fly leader took a cantine out of his travel pack and drank the liquid that was inside. All of a sudden a huge snow storm began, knocking the whole group back to the bottom of the climb. The fly leader dropped to his fly knees, while screaming in agony.

"Noooo!!!! Why must you torment me zo?? Oh horrid mountain of EVIL!!!!! Waaaaaa!!!!" The rest of the team shrugged and flew off. When the fly leader noticed, he jumped up, and followed.

"Hey guyz wait for MEEEeeeeeez!!!!..."

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'Hmmm nothing out of the ordinary there.'

"Well Onna?"

"Your food?"

"Exactly! This is what I usually eat. You promised me a feast! A feast I tell you! A feast!" He shook his fist in front of Bulma's face because, honestly, he felt more 'macho' doing it. Heh.

Bulma rolled her eyes, while slapping his fist away from her face. She fixed the dent on the doughnut box before looking up into the Prince's eyes.

"Vegeta, feasts are held during DINNER TIME! My goodness! In fact, I'm going into my lab to figure out how I'm going to plan this whole 'feast' thing. Seriously, Vegeta you need to relax. I said I would do it. And I am. I need to get to work." With that she made her way passed Vegeta, walked down the hall, turned a corner, and headed towards her lab.

"Oh yeah, well, YOU BETTER!!!" Vegeta smirked to himself, happy that he got the last word in. He walked back to the table and sat down in front of the enormous amount of food.

'Ahh.. Snack Time!'

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Slam!

Bulma closed her lab door and put all of her necessities on the side part of her desk. She started rummaging through her drawers mummbling to herself like a mad woman. She perked up her head, which revealed a huge smile on that beautiful face of hers. As she raised one hand, you could see the very definate shape of a remote control.

"Whoo! I found it!" She said happily to herself as she pushed a button on the control. Soft, squeaky noises could be heard on the ceiling dealing with the weight of Bulma's flat screen TV. The screen stopped a couple of feet from her desk, then folded forward, now facing the psycho-scientist. A glee of happiness escaped her lips and she pushed another button. The television flickered on to reveal that Aladdin was just about to start.

"Heeee...." She set the remote aside, and pulled out a disk from her bottom drawer that was marked 'Feast.' She sighed as thousands of numbers and letters appeared on her computer screen. Each row filled with so many characters, that Bulma could of sworn that she had invented two new alphabets...

It finally stoped after a few minutes of scrolling and beeping. Bulma needed to find that one combination, that one little code that would make her idea come true. She highlighted three rows and moved them to the bottom of her formula. As soon as she clicked 'Enter' the screen flashed once, twice, and then a little stick figure hangman was shown with the letters 'Attempt Failed' right under it in bold red letters.

"Grr... why did I even put that program in there?!" She turned to the TV to see that Aladdin was being chased through the market place because he stole some bread.

'Riff Raff! Street Rat!'

'Let's not be to hasty..'

'Still, I think he's rather TASTY!'

The characters on screen sang as the diamond in the rough continued to avoid being caught by the palace guards.

Bulma's mood brightened and she put her efforts back into her work. 'Now, what will make this work?' She highlighted six pairs of codes and placed them at the top, middle and bottom of the formula. The screen blinked.. and what was this? The little stick figure was shrugging and the word 'Maybe' was right underneathe.

"Yessss!!! I knew I could do it!" She pumped one fist in the air while spining around in her chair. A thought hit her. 'If it only says maybe, there's a chance that it might not work and if that happens......' A picture of an atom bomb going off flashed in her head. 'Oiy...that's not good.' She cracked her knuckles and began typing as if her life depended upon it.. Well, if you were to think about it, she actually WAS typing for her life... Vegeta+No feast=.... She shuddered to even think about it.

She typed in one line and the screen went black. Bulma started to panic. She hadn't saved!!!! Oh the horror!!! She was getting dizzy, hyperventalating, she failed, she.... The screen came back with the little stick figure guy giving her a thumbs up with the word 'Perfect' in nice clear letters.

"Aha... haha...." She laughed nervously as she looked behind her to make sure that no one saw what happend. She then quickly saved her work and started looking over everything she had to do to get this just right.

'I just feel so....'

'-trapped.'

'-trapped.'

Bulma looked up to see that Jasmine and Aladdin were in his hut, and they were just about to kiss....

She looked on with big, teary, sparkly eyes as they moved closer to one another. Why couldn't she have her Aladdin?! Her diamond in the rough?! But as she looked on, she could only sniff and the future couple.

"Beautiful. ::sniff::"

Now, back to her work!

Bulma walked to the back of her lab that was the actual place for all the dirty work. She slipped into her welding gear and snapped her goggles in place. She picked up a large sheet of metal and placed it on the worktable. She started at it long and hard deciding the shape of her soon-to-be masterpiece.

"Maybe if I make it look like Genie's lamp?... ehh no. A sword? Gah!!!" Frustration took over the beautiful scientist as she pounded her head against the wall. Then, it hit her! And it hurt. Or maybe it was just the etreme pounding on her head. Either way, she had it!

"I am SO good!"

The sound of metal being sliced was all that could be heard.

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Glurp! Glurp! Glurp!

Vegeta finished off his last piece of French Toast and his orange juice. He burped..very loudly and then glanced behind his shoulder.

"Damn. No one heard my greatness." He shrugged.

"Eh. Doesn't matter." He sat in his chair looking around the room as he twiddled his fingers....

"Ack! What am I doing? I should be training! She must of put something in my food! Grrr... Stupid woman." He stood up and proceeded to the front door, when another thought hit him.

'How is the woman going to make my feast in her lab?? I bet she isn't even DOING anything as I speak...eh think. I'll see about that!' And with that... our Prince headed towards Bulma's lab. Determination and a hint of insanity showing through his eyes.

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He was right in front of the door. He leaned in close to hear if anything was going on. Just as he suspected, there was no sound of actual work going on. Only muffled voices could be heard from the other side.

"Probably watching that cursed television of hers." He slowly opened the door and made his way inside.

Sure enough, the woman was sitting at her desk, sniffing as two people rode on a rag singing about 'a whole new world.' Ugh. He walked up behind her and tapped her shoulder.

"Woman."

Bulma looked at him lazily and then realization hit. She jumped up and wiped away her tears, trying to regain her composure.

"What are you doing here? Aren't you supposed to be training?!"

"Aren't you supposed to be finding a way to make a feast for ME instead of watching your stupid movies?!"

"Hey don't you dare call them stupid!!!" She pointed at the screen that showed Aladdin and Jasmine kissing for the first time. She looked at them with her big, sparkly eyes and added. "They're in love.." Thinking about what she just said, she looked back at Vegeta and remembered that she was supposed to be angry. She crossed her arms, and looked away from him.

"As a matter of fact, Vegeta, I have found a way to make your feast a reality. The only thing we need to do is wait for dinner time."

Vegeta still didn't believe her. What had she possibly done? And how the hell can you make a feast in a damn lab?!!!

"Prove it." The smug look returning to his face once again. Bulma shook her head and motioned for him to follow her to the back. Floating in midair was what looked like a rack. And on the rack looked like something that resembled a magic wand. Only this 'wand' was a bit thick, had a loop where it could be gripped, and had three silver little antennas sticking out from it's red frame. There was a green button where the thumb would be positioned. But what did this have to do with making a feast?!

"Woman, I said to show me your plan to my feast. Not one of your idiodic inventions." He said angrily.

That was it. First he thinks that she would go against her word, he snuck into her lab, AGAIN, and now he called her invention idiodic. The very same invention that was going to make his damn feast... Oh he WAS really asking for it!!!!!

"That's it!!! I've had enough with you! Get out of here now!!! Go train, go do something. I don't care. Just get out. And don't you dare show your face to me until dinner time!!!! Is that clear?!"

Vegeta just had this shocked expression on his face. His mouth was moving, but no words were coming out. He 'hmphed' and then made his way out of the lab. Bulma walked back to her desk, where Aladdin was just about to fight Jafar.

"It's about time he left me alone...."

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MiraisGirl87::covers ears as readers start yelling and throwing stuff:: Ow! Hey! I said I was ::gets hit by a muffin:: Oof! Sorry!

Vegeta: That's what you get for ABANDONING them!! Heh...

MiraisGirl87::uses author powers to create a barrier around her:: I didn't abondon them!!! I was on a break!! A cursed break!!! My goodyness!!!

Vegeta: Well, why didn't you say that you were going on a break.. HMmmmmm????

MiraisGirl87::thinking..then in a low whisper:: rrrtrs blck....

Vegeta: What was that?? I don't think they heard you!!

MiraisGirl87::Getting frustrated:: Alright! I had a case of Writers Block OK??? Are you happy now?!

Vegeta::flatly:: Yes.

MiraisGirl87::eyebrow twitches:: Why do I even bother with you???

Vegeta: Cause you love me... heh...

MiraisGirl87: Actually, I think it's because I promised Trunks you could have this job. He knows how much you like attention, so he just stays in the back and comes out at random moments...Yup.

Vegeta::Kinda sad:: Oh. ::lowers head::

MiraisGirl87::feels bad:: Awww...you know I do care for you in an odd way. ::Hugs Vegeta::

Vegeta::brightens up:: Good enough for me!

MiraisGirl87: OK guys, so what did you think?? I had fun writing it, I just hope it's up to my usual standards...

Vegeta: You have standards?

MiraisGirl87: Don't start. Anyways, as I type this I have 79 reviews. Thank you to each and every one of you that reviews... And I know I was gone for a loooonnngg time-

Vegeta: Over FOUR months!!! To be exact!

MiraisGirl87::growls:: Yes over four months.... But oh well!!!! Heh... How can I make it up to you guys??? I kinda already put myself in a jam... It seems a certain someone,who shall remain nameless ::coughgothicmamo-chancough:: wants me to update twice in one week on one story. So yeah, that's gonna be a toughie, but it can be done!!!! Just tell me what you want, and I'll do my best! Uhh some special thanks...

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Ssjgoddesschico... I'm so glad you like the inner people! I know they didn't make an appearance this time, but don't worry!! They'll be back!!

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And last but not least..

Gothic Mamo-chan... Hi!!!!! Well, how can I thank you?? If it wasn't for your nice review, this chapter would of taken longer than it already has. Heeee Now I know that I'm loved..... I really appreciate it if you would like to help me, but I wanna do this on my own ya know?? When I finish this story, it's gonna be the first story I ever complete by myself. EVER. LOL. I have a fan.. Heeee... Thank you. Oh! BTW, No I didn't spike the punch. They were just acting like that cuz of all the sugar! LOL! Oh and say hi to Kiwi-chan for me!! Tell her that our plan is to comense at 15 hundred hours on the first blue moon!! LOL.

Well there ya go! Once again I just wanna say thank you to ALLLLLL of you, and ... ::Gives everyone a big hug:: I hope you like this chapter. Remember, it wouldn't kill ya to Review!!! ::waves happily::

Vegeta: That was it?!!!! You abandon them for FOUR months and that's it?!

MiraisGirl87::Puts one hand behind her back:: Ohhh Vegggiiiieeee.......

Vegeta::raises eyebrow:: What do you want?!

MiraisGirl87::pulls out hand to reveal a riblet:: Lookeee what I gotttt....

Vegeta::eyes get all big with a string of drool coming out of his mouth:: OOOOooooooooo....

MiraisGirl87::sing-song:: You want it??

Vegeta::nods numbly::

MiraisGirl87: Then... go.. FETCH!!!! ::Throws riblet to other side of room::

Vegeta::dives after riblet:: MIIINNNEEE!!!!!!!!!

::Suddenly every male Saiyan appears and they start fighting over the riblet. A small dust cloud can be seen in the background::

Background...

Vegeta: Move brat! That's mine!

Trunks: No way, dad! This is mine!!

Goku: Ok, Gohan! You hit him from the back, and I take the riblet!

Gohan: But what about me?!

Bardock: Hey! What's going on here?!

Goku::shock:: FATHER?!

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