Auther's Note:
Ok I'm gonna make this brief, instead of my usual long self-gratifying rants! This is a survey quiz taken off the web so it is a *real* email survey. I have seen this idea in a few other places but I just couldn't resist the urge to do it! It's so much fun! I like all the Z characters so you won't see too much bashing of any one person; I can't help it however if, say, Link rags on Ganondweeb because obviously those characters are far from friends. This is meant as a funny, kawaii fic and nothing to hard on the mind. So read, review, and have fun!
And The Survey Says...
By Jasmine
To: Pointy_Green_Hat@treehouse.com (Link)
From: I_Heart_Trees@treehouse.com (Saria)
~*First of all*~
What time is it? - 1:35 pm n 10 seconds @_@
~*Stupid stuff that takes up space*~
1. Name/Nicknames - Saria... Sar... Tree Hugger... Forest Sage... Chibi... midget ((This one is so funny Link... Except not.))
2. Age - hmm i think im close to 304... after you reach the 200 mark you sorta loose count. my birthday cake candles almost set a forest fire this year =-(
3. Birthday - April 14th
~*Stuff and such*~
4. Crush - I can't say... its embarrassing! i kno if i told neone, especially link, id never be able to live it down!
5. Does he/she like u? - im pretty sure he does. hes a big flirt! well in his own sort of way
6. First b/f or g/f - i havent had ne... i am so innocent for a 304 year old girl huh
7. First kiss - sadly none
8. First person u loved - ok i will only tell you that his sn is OnePimpMaster@treehouse.com... goddesses thats a dumb sn eh? now im blushing! #_#
~*Last person who..*~
9. Wrote u a note - Mido... telling me my hair was pretty n it matched the leaves... lol ok so he doesnt have a way w/ words. so what?!
10. Called u - Link, he needed 2 ask me what movie to take a certain blonde princess sumone to *cough cough wink wink*
11. E~mailed u - Mido... telling me i smell like soap, which i guess is a good thing?? ^_^;;
12. Told u they love ya - i cant say, thats too personal n my face will turn bright red if i do! =X
13. Was mean to u - ruto... i saw her hanging around Link's house n she told me to mind my business n go play w/ my dollies. whata snot!
14. Said sumthing nice about u - Mido
15. You saw a movie with - Mido. we went n saw 'Signs'. that is a ssscccaaaarrrryyyy movie! i couldnt stop screaming... mido hid under the seat
16. You went to the mall with - Nabooru n Link to buy Nabooru some new baggy pants
17. Said they were gonna kill u ((don't ask)) - well... i told nabooru she wasted too much fabric w/ her big pants n it would be more economical n better for the earth if she wore regular sized pants... she told me she'd put me in a trash can! ;-; Jeeze sum people can be so cruel!
~*Have you ever...*~
18. Taken a picture of urself wid a milk mustache? - hehe no but thats a good idea to kill time
19. Said "I Love You" and didn't mean it? - no way i could never be that mean
20. Gotten into a fight wid ur pet? - i dont have ne pets but i luv all the woodlen animals. However the wolfos i could do w/out...
21. Had a dream about something crazee and have it happen the next day? - i dreamt id be made a Sage n that happened... i also dreamt me and ____ would kiss but that hasn't happened... yet.... ~_^
22. Stalked someone? - no. we have all the stalkers we can handle around here w/ that crazy fish girl running around after Link. the poor poor guy!
23. Had a mud bath? - yes they keep my skin looking young and wrinkle-free! mud is also a good economical substitute for toothpaste!
24. Wished u were the opposite sex? - no no i am happy being a girl! hows that go again? "I feel like a woman"
~*Assortment of stuff*~
25. How many ppl are on ur msn list? - a few
26. How many of those ppl are blocked? - 3.... Ganondippy, Ruto, and a spokesperson for We Hate The Trees Inc.
27. Are u bored? - to tears! =*( Mido better come over soon because I'll go crazy in this hut
28. Wut are u gonna do when ur done this? - hopefully go for a walk w/ Mido... and have him tell me my eyes look 'shiny', my skin is as smooth as a baby's bum, or ne other weird thing he comes up with *sigh*
29. Wut movie did u last see? - Signs. that was a thriller for sure! and all those green corn fields were purty!
30. Wut song did u hear last? - 'Boys Remix' ~Britney Spears... I liked her better in her innocent days now she... well just moans alot
31. Wut was the last thing u ate? - a yummy salad
32. Who do u plan on talkin to in the next 5, 10 minutes? - Mido, Link prolly after he reads this n hears about my crush -_-;;
33. Wut was the last noise u heard? - the twins fighting over whose hair has more volume....
34. Last party u went to? - Zelda's pool party! it was fun! but Rauru cleared the buffet table b4 i got a chance to eat nething =(
~*Friends*~
35. Who laughs the weirdest? - Malon laughs sorta horsey like... i guess thats what happens when u live on a ranch... i still think ur a kewl girl, ur just unique!!
36. Who is the loudest? - the Deku Tree. Jeeze you can hear his big long speeches miles away from the forest! its the worst when he snores at night....
37. Quietist? - i can be shy around strangers. prolly since ive only been in the forest among friends my whole life n im kinda sheltered hehe
38. Who could be a model? - Zelda is very pretty... Nabooru's got the height... Malons pretty too... Link could be a male model
39. Best athlete? - anyone but me! ((well maybe not Rauru ^-^)) lol i am soo unathletic, in a forest baseball game i *actually* stole a base and brought it home w/ me! hey it makes a nice doormat
40. Is the hottest? - my guy! heehee
~*Family*~
41. Do u inted to get married? - i'd like to. at about 400 years old id like to settle down n spend my life w/ sumone... make the babies!! lol jj just trying to give Link, my over protective pain, a heart attack
42. Wut will u name ur kids? - Nature, Maple, Berry, Flora, Brooke, Fawna... do you see a pattern??
~*Otha stuff*~
43. 3 best inside jokes -
1) The Great Deku Tree says sum funny stuff in his sleep!
2) Link's got a bald spot under his hat ((Haha i kid! i kid because i luv!! ^_^))
3) Mido screams like a girl hehe but i think its adorable
44. Wut kinda car do u want - one of those new electric ones thats safe on the environment. they are sorta ugly though... i just hope they come in forest green
45. Wuts ur fav. quote? - "To cherish what remains of the Earth and to foster its renewal is our only legitimate hope of survival." ~ Wendell Berry
46. Fav. stuffed animal? - my stuffed animal owl named Nutsy ((oddly enough I found Kaepora trying to talk to it one day. needless to say i was weirded out o.O))
47. How many e-mail addresses do u have? - a couple
48. Say something nice about the person that sent you this *cough cough* ((JJ)) - Mido is a sweet, funny guy! even if he doesnt always kno the rit things 2 say he has a good heart. i just wish everyone saw what i see... ^_^
49. Wut is ur dream house? - i like my hut just fine... but ok if i didnt have to worry about the environment i would like a HUGE mansion with billions of rooms and lots of bathrooms! oh oh and an indoor heated pool!
50. If you could change back time, name one thing you would change - i would like to go back and change all the times i was mean to mido n judged him w/out really knowing him... i'd also like to go back when Link's treehouse was 1st being built n make Link install sum stairs! that ladders dangerous, believe me i got the bumps to prove it!
51. Are you tired of this yet? - nope its a good way to waste sum time
52. Are you thinking about someone? Who? - a certain tongue-tied boy... and thats all ur getting from me!
53. Anything else u wanna say? - Hmm i wonder if animals dream...
~*One last question*~
54. Wut time is it now? - 1:40! o yay i am good!! haha jj
~*Wait! one more..*~
55. Do u regret filling this out? - nope nope
Next Target: Link!
Ok I'm gonna make this brief, instead of my usual long self-gratifying rants! This is a survey quiz taken off the web so it is a *real* email survey. I have seen this idea in a few other places but I just couldn't resist the urge to do it! It's so much fun! I like all the Z characters so you won't see too much bashing of any one person; I can't help it however if, say, Link rags on Ganondweeb because obviously those characters are far from friends. This is meant as a funny, kawaii fic and nothing to hard on the mind. So read, review, and have fun!
And The Survey Says...
By Jasmine
To: Pointy_Green_Hat@treehouse.com (Link)
From: I_Heart_Trees@treehouse.com (Saria)
~*First of all*~
What time is it? - 1:35 pm n 10 seconds @_@
~*Stupid stuff that takes up space*~
1. Name/Nicknames - Saria... Sar... Tree Hugger... Forest Sage... Chibi... midget ((This one is so funny Link... Except not.))
2. Age - hmm i think im close to 304... after you reach the 200 mark you sorta loose count. my birthday cake candles almost set a forest fire this year =-(
3. Birthday - April 14th
~*Stuff and such*~
4. Crush - I can't say... its embarrassing! i kno if i told neone, especially link, id never be able to live it down!
5. Does he/she like u? - im pretty sure he does. hes a big flirt! well in his own sort of way
6. First b/f or g/f - i havent had ne... i am so innocent for a 304 year old girl huh
7. First kiss - sadly none
8. First person u loved - ok i will only tell you that his sn is OnePimpMaster@treehouse.com... goddesses thats a dumb sn eh? now im blushing! #_#
~*Last person who..*~
9. Wrote u a note - Mido... telling me my hair was pretty n it matched the leaves... lol ok so he doesnt have a way w/ words. so what?!
10. Called u - Link, he needed 2 ask me what movie to take a certain blonde princess sumone to *cough cough wink wink*
11. E~mailed u - Mido... telling me i smell like soap, which i guess is a good thing?? ^_^;;
12. Told u they love ya - i cant say, thats too personal n my face will turn bright red if i do! =X
13. Was mean to u - ruto... i saw her hanging around Link's house n she told me to mind my business n go play w/ my dollies. whata snot!
14. Said sumthing nice about u - Mido
15. You saw a movie with - Mido. we went n saw 'Signs'. that is a ssscccaaaarrrryyyy movie! i couldnt stop screaming... mido hid under the seat
16. You went to the mall with - Nabooru n Link to buy Nabooru some new baggy pants
17. Said they were gonna kill u ((don't ask)) - well... i told nabooru she wasted too much fabric w/ her big pants n it would be more economical n better for the earth if she wore regular sized pants... she told me she'd put me in a trash can! ;-; Jeeze sum people can be so cruel!
~*Have you ever...*~
18. Taken a picture of urself wid a milk mustache? - hehe no but thats a good idea to kill time
19. Said "I Love You" and didn't mean it? - no way i could never be that mean
20. Gotten into a fight wid ur pet? - i dont have ne pets but i luv all the woodlen animals. However the wolfos i could do w/out...
21. Had a dream about something crazee and have it happen the next day? - i dreamt id be made a Sage n that happened... i also dreamt me and ____ would kiss but that hasn't happened... yet.... ~_^
22. Stalked someone? - no. we have all the stalkers we can handle around here w/ that crazy fish girl running around after Link. the poor poor guy!
23. Had a mud bath? - yes they keep my skin looking young and wrinkle-free! mud is also a good economical substitute for toothpaste!
24. Wished u were the opposite sex? - no no i am happy being a girl! hows that go again? "I feel like a woman"
~*Assortment of stuff*~
25. How many ppl are on ur msn list? - a few
26. How many of those ppl are blocked? - 3.... Ganondippy, Ruto, and a spokesperson for We Hate The Trees Inc.
27. Are u bored? - to tears! =*( Mido better come over soon because I'll go crazy in this hut
28. Wut are u gonna do when ur done this? - hopefully go for a walk w/ Mido... and have him tell me my eyes look 'shiny', my skin is as smooth as a baby's bum, or ne other weird thing he comes up with *sigh*
29. Wut movie did u last see? - Signs. that was a thriller for sure! and all those green corn fields were purty!
30. Wut song did u hear last? - 'Boys Remix' ~Britney Spears... I liked her better in her innocent days now she... well just moans alot
31. Wut was the last thing u ate? - a yummy salad
32. Who do u plan on talkin to in the next 5, 10 minutes? - Mido, Link prolly after he reads this n hears about my crush -_-;;
33. Wut was the last noise u heard? - the twins fighting over whose hair has more volume....
34. Last party u went to? - Zelda's pool party! it was fun! but Rauru cleared the buffet table b4 i got a chance to eat nething =(
~*Friends*~
35. Who laughs the weirdest? - Malon laughs sorta horsey like... i guess thats what happens when u live on a ranch... i still think ur a kewl girl, ur just unique!!
36. Who is the loudest? - the Deku Tree. Jeeze you can hear his big long speeches miles away from the forest! its the worst when he snores at night....
37. Quietist? - i can be shy around strangers. prolly since ive only been in the forest among friends my whole life n im kinda sheltered hehe
38. Who could be a model? - Zelda is very pretty... Nabooru's got the height... Malons pretty too... Link could be a male model
39. Best athlete? - anyone but me! ((well maybe not Rauru ^-^)) lol i am soo unathletic, in a forest baseball game i *actually* stole a base and brought it home w/ me! hey it makes a nice doormat
40. Is the hottest? - my guy! heehee
~*Family*~
41. Do u inted to get married? - i'd like to. at about 400 years old id like to settle down n spend my life w/ sumone... make the babies!! lol jj just trying to give Link, my over protective pain, a heart attack
42. Wut will u name ur kids? - Nature, Maple, Berry, Flora, Brooke, Fawna... do you see a pattern??
~*Otha stuff*~
43. 3 best inside jokes -
1) The Great Deku Tree says sum funny stuff in his sleep!
2) Link's got a bald spot under his hat ((Haha i kid! i kid because i luv!! ^_^))
3) Mido screams like a girl hehe but i think its adorable
44. Wut kinda car do u want - one of those new electric ones thats safe on the environment. they are sorta ugly though... i just hope they come in forest green
45. Wuts ur fav. quote? - "To cherish what remains of the Earth and to foster its renewal is our only legitimate hope of survival." ~ Wendell Berry
46. Fav. stuffed animal? - my stuffed animal owl named Nutsy ((oddly enough I found Kaepora trying to talk to it one day. needless to say i was weirded out o.O))
47. How many e-mail addresses do u have? - a couple
48. Say something nice about the person that sent you this *cough cough* ((JJ)) - Mido is a sweet, funny guy! even if he doesnt always kno the rit things 2 say he has a good heart. i just wish everyone saw what i see... ^_^
49. Wut is ur dream house? - i like my hut just fine... but ok if i didnt have to worry about the environment i would like a HUGE mansion with billions of rooms and lots of bathrooms! oh oh and an indoor heated pool!
50. If you could change back time, name one thing you would change - i would like to go back and change all the times i was mean to mido n judged him w/out really knowing him... i'd also like to go back when Link's treehouse was 1st being built n make Link install sum stairs! that ladders dangerous, believe me i got the bumps to prove it!
51. Are you tired of this yet? - nope its a good way to waste sum time
52. Are you thinking about someone? Who? - a certain tongue-tied boy... and thats all ur getting from me!
53. Anything else u wanna say? - Hmm i wonder if animals dream...
~*One last question*~
54. Wut time is it now? - 1:40! o yay i am good!! haha jj
~*Wait! one more..*~
55. Do u regret filling this out? - nope nope
Next Target: Link!
