RG's Authoress Notes/Disclaimer: Okay, I don't own anything in this fic, including clean socks, most of my outfits, the laundry detergent, any Anime/it's characters, the house, the car, Jack in the Box commercials, any other commercials, or Seto Kaiba/Chibi Seto Kaiba *Sniffles sadly. *

Seto: I still say that you should include me in the Anime part.

RG: I know, but you don't have any say in this and you're still too special to not have your own space of un-owned-ness. ^_^ By the way, I DO own the rights to the Chibinizer, my fic 'The Yu-Gi-Oh Dating Show' and myself (At least, I think I own myself. O.o *Begins looking through papers with rights to stuff*). Oh yeah, if you've read the Yu-Gi-Oh Dating Show, then you'll know all about the Chibinizer and how I use it to turn Seto into a chibi. Anyway, this is about what happens when, after Seto is changed back, if he ever is, the Chibinizer is broken and it ends up turning Seto into a three- year-old. Together, he and RG (I'll be referred to in the third person here) are trapped in RG's house with no power thanks to a freak storm and there seems to be somebody there with them... Enjoy! ^_^

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Chibi House of Horrors: Chapter One-the Mistake, the Power Failure, and the Crazy Guy

*In RG's house*

Seto: *Looks in mirror, making sure that nothing has been left chibi* Well, RG, it appears that you've done a good job of changing me back. *Grumbles*

RG: What was that?

Seto: I said 'thank-you'...

RG: Your welcome! ^_^ Too bad I had to change you back, but it's just too hard to latch onto someone that small.

Seto: *Incredibly sarcastic* Hurrah for that...

RG: *Growls* Okay, that's it! *Pulls out Chibinizer* You're going down, Kaiba, way down!

Seto: *Gulps* Now, RG, don't go doing anything too... *Lunges for Chibinizer, but misses and only hits it as he falls*

RG: No! *Watches as Chibinizer falls to the floor, smashing after sending out one shot that just so happens to hit Seto*

Seto: What the.. Oh, no, not again! *Shrinks to a three-year-old*

RG: *Squeals at the cuteness* I guess some mistakes are good after all! ^_^

*Thunder is suddenly heard*

Seto: Wha... what was that? *Begins to cry*

RG: It's okay, Seto. It's only thunder. *Attempts to comfort*

Seto: *Is scared* I.. wants my.. MOMMY!

RG: *Sweatdrop* Sorry, sweetie, but your mommy's not here right now, but I am and I'll try to keep you as safe as possible. My name's RG.

Seto: *Rubs eyes* You pwomise, RG?

RG: Yep, don't worry about anything as long as I'm around! ^_^

Seto: Otay, RG! ^_^

RG: How about we watch some TV and then I'll tuck you in? Does that sound all right to you?

Seto: Yeah that'll be fun! ^_^ Can we watch Sesame Street?

RG: I'm not so sure if it's on this late. *Watch says 10:30*

Seto: Pwease? *Big, teary puppy dog eyes*

RG: Oh, all right. *Turns on TV, checks guide and finds out that there's an 'all Sesame Street, all the time' channel* *Facefalls*

Seto: Yay! ^_^

*An hour later*

RG: *Turns off TV* Okay, Seto lets get you ready for bed.

Seto: Otay.

*Bathroom*

RG: *Helps Seto wash his face and hands, brush his teeth and comb his hair*

Seto: ^_^

*RG's Room*

RG: *Digs through drawers* Now, where did I put those old clothes?

Seto: *Taps her shoulder and points to bunch of small clothes piled in the bottom of her open closet* Are those dem, RG?

RG: *Looks up* Oh, yeah, hehehe. I Guess I must've moved them... ^_^U *Grabs a whole bunch of clothes from when she was about three and settles on giving Seto a dark green T-shirt with killer whales on the front and a pair of baggy sweat shorts* There, those should fit you.

Seto: Otay, thanks. So.. where do I tange?

RG: In the guestroom, I suppose.

Seto: Why?

RG: Because that's where you're sleeping.

Seto: Why would you sweep in a guestwoom? Isn't this your woom?

RG: Yeah, this is my room so I'll be sleeping here, why?

Seto: I'm not sweeping alone.

RG: Sorry, but don't worry, I'll stay with you until you fall asleep, okay?

Seto: Well, otay! ^_^

*Two hours later*

RG: *In room, just reaching completely relaxed sleep*

Noise: CRASH!

RG: Wha? Who's there! *Turns on desk lamp and grabs baseball bat conveniently placed beside bed*

Seto: *Teary eyed* Pwease.. don't hurt me.

RG: *Sniffle* Oh, it's okay, Seto. There, there, don't cry. You just startled me, that's all. *Gets out of bed and scoops Seto up into a tight embrace*

Seto: I'm sorwy, but I gots scared.

RG: That's all right. Everything's going to be fine.

*Power flickers and goes out*

Seto: *Is alarmed, then whimpers*

RG: What the... ?

Noise: *Evil laughter is heard from under desk*

RG: Oh, my.. Let's get out of here! *While still holding Seto, she runs to front door, but it won't open. Same with all of the other doors leading out side. Gives up and runs into the guestroom down stairs and locks the door* There, we should be safe now.

Seto: *Is now whimpering and clinging to RG's shirt* I's is scared, RG.

RG: No kidding! I wonder what, or who, the heck that was?

*Footsteps can be heard upstairs, then a sudden yell and a loud 'thump', proving that even psycho killer-type-people are a little clumsy, or.. that they just can't see too well in the dark*

RG: Oh, joy, now we're trapped downstairs in a guestroom with some sort of crazed lunatic upstairs in my house. Life is just sooo wonderful, isn't it?

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RG's Authoress Notes: O.o Weird, isn't it? I'm not sure exactly what type of fic this is-humour, drama, suspense, ect, but I am enjoying writing it. Anyway, I told you I'd never be able to hold off writing for two whole days. I can't even stop for one! So, umm... I hope you enjoyed the first chapter of (cue spooky music) 'Chibi House of Horrors' (Name idea gotten from 'Little Shop of Horrors', which I do not own). Please R&R, thanks. Well, see ya! ^_^

Seto: Bwye-bwye! ^_^

~ RG and Chibi Seto