Auther's Note:
Ok I'm gonna make this brief, instead of my usual long self-gratifying rants! This is a survey quiz taken off the web so it is a *real* email survey. I have seen this idea in a few other places but I just couldn't resist the urge to do it! It's so much fun! I like all the Z characters so you won't see too much bashing of any one person; I can't help it however if, say, Link rags on Ganondweeb because obviously those characters are far from friends. This is meant as a funny, kawaii fic and nothing to hard on the mind. So read, review, and have fun!
And The Survey Says...
By Jasmine
To: LilBabayPrincess@myPalace.com (Zelda)
From: Pointy_Green_Hat@treehouse.com (Link)
~*First of all*~
What time is it? - 11:15 pm and i'm tired... this better not be long saria!
~*Stupid stuff that takes up space*~
1. Name/Nicknames - Link... Linky... Fairy Boy ((Not in that way)).... Fiancee... Forest Boy.... Hero of Time... Linkish
2. Age - 17
3. Birthday - Dunno. Even the big 'wise' tree can't tell me that one...
~*Stuff and such*~
4. Crush - Uh... hehe... Lets just say its no secret... *sweatdrops* ((OoOo SaRiA tell tell!!))
5. Does he/she like u? - Yea i hope...
6. First b/f or g/f - ^^^
7. First kiss - ^^^
8. First person u loved - ^^^ You see a pattern yet??? ((OnePimpMaster@treehouse.com?? Ahhh I kno that sn!!! O my.... Saria! Hahaha! I never knew you had a thing for the pimps! ~_^ But don't worry about it I won't rag on you... too much....))
~*Last person who..*~
9. Wrote u a note - Ruto... Stop writing me notes! i already told you there is no way i'll marry you... and def not make out with you!
10. Called u - Zelly
11. E~mailed u - Saria
12. Told u they love ya - Well between me, you, and the wall... Zelda did ((Mido did, Saria?!? Whata little lover boy! We will have to talk about this young lady lol))
13. Was mean to u - Mido. Whats new?? the pipsqueak has a bad tude ((Sorry Saria))
14. Said sumthing nice about u - Saria. Thanx!
15. You saw a movie with - Zelda... we went to see 'Signs' n it was money well spent. she couldnt stop screaming it was funny... but cute ^_^
16. You went to the mall with - Nabooru. she needed sumone to go w/ her to buy baggy pants. i never knew she bought them from Hammer Time Unlimited... Hmm u learn sumthing new every day i guess...
17. Said they were gonna kill u ((don't ask)) - Nabooru if i told neone about her pants... a hehe
~*Have you ever...*~
18. Taken a picture of urself wid a milk mustache? - can't say that i have o.O
19. Said "I Love You" and didn't mean it? - nooo thats not rit!
20. Gotten into a fight wid ur pet? - y would i do that? eponas a great pet! i think if we got in a fight shed ruin me neways ^_^;;
21. Had a dream about something crazee and have it happen the next day? - uh well i did have a dream about a moon falling and we all kno how that turned out.... ((Saria if he even tries I will go all big brother on his a$$!! If he thinks he was scared watched Signs he doesnt even wanna mess w/ me! XD))
22. Stalked someone? - yikes no.. i do have a stalker tho. i think shes in the tree branches looking at me rit now too... o yup she def is. grrr Ruto go home you fan girl
23. Had a mud bath? - not on purpose
24. Wished u were the opposite sex? - haha never. i think Rauru has some gender issues tho w/ that brown muumuu of his.... *mumble mumble* im just saying the guys fruity is all...
~*Assortment of stuff*~
25. How many ppl are on ur msn list? - a lot
26. How many of those ppl are blocked? - 3 for obvious reasons... mido, a certain fishy stalker, n ganondorkus
27. Are u bored? - to death... i wanna go hang with my Z!
28. Wut are u gonna do when ur done this? - i hope go hang w my Z! well unless impa is in a mood n wont let me over... man for a manly sheikah she sure does pms =(
29. Wut movie did u last see? - Signs. psh aliens, whats next?? a ugly green dude that wants 2 take over the world?? get real
30. Wut song did u hear last? - '6 feet' ~ Creed... or whatever its called. sorry
31. Wut was the last thing u ate? - microwave diner. *sigh* the life of a bachelor
32. Who do u plan on talkin to in the next 5, 10 minutes? - Zel, Saria n Malon maybe too
33. Wut was the last noise u heard? - Ruto 'falling' from the branch... whoops
34. Last party u went to? - Zelda's kick a$$ pool party!! fun fun times... rauru makes the biggest canonballs ive ever seen in my life next to ganonporker. we had to climb up the trees and grab all the floaties.
~*Friends*~
35. Who laughs the weirdest? - ganonfool w/ that stale evil laugh thing 'Muahahaha' come on guy thats not even creapy nemore just sad
36. Who is the loudest? - u can hear malon singing a mile away. the girls got sum big lungs.... o wait hehe i didnt mean it like that! honest zelda!
37. Quietist? - saria can be quiet around ppl she doesnt kno... i wish navi talked less... ahhh shes hitting me now better move on to next question
38. Who could be a model? - zelda ive only got eyes for her *_*
39. Best athlete? - that runner guy! whoa is he fast. no matter how much i make epona run shes still no match 4 that dude. i wonder how many pairs of shoes he goes thro in a month??
40. Is the hottest? - Zel of course
~*Family*~
41. Do u inted to get married? - sure i hope so ((WELL IT WORKED!! OI VEI SARIA!! You make me all faklempt*!!))
42. Wut will u name ur kids? - i think its tradition 2 name them link n zelda rit?? really it kinda makes sense bc what if my son has 2 take over as hero?? Hero Bob just doesn't have that ring u kno....
~*Otha stuff*~
43. 3 best inside jokes -
1) I don't even wanna kno whats under Rauru's dress....
2) They gotta be careful w/ the drawbridge. They almost knocked me out w/ that thing!
3) Trying to get the castle chefs to cook Ruto... Damn it never works!
44. Wut kinda car do u want - I like riding my horse but i think a 4 wheeler would be good for me. i can use it over the rough terrian
45. Wuts ur fav. quote? - "I have not yet begun to fight!" ~ John Paul Jones
46. Fav. stuffed animal? - Alrit alrit i'll fess up but this does not leave the room... er... comp ok? i have a.... Deku Tree doll from when i was young -_-;;
47. How many e-mail addresses do u have? - many
48. Say something nice about the person that sent you this *cough cough* ((JJ)) - Saria is a kool girl n my best friend! i can tell her nething n she is really kind to just about everyone ((well except for ruto but can you blame her??))
49. Wut is ur dream house? - i like my tree house but it would be great if it was 2 X bigger... so i could lock navi in a room... a hee
50. If you could change back time, name one thing you would change - we already did this and i got my childhood back! not that i would have missed all those awkward pre-puberty years neways but o well... if i could go back again tho id like to see my mother b4 she died
51. Are you tired of this yet? - its ok. im getting sleepy though dont mind me if i suddenly nod off ok....
52. Are you thinking about someone? Who? - u all kno who!!! =D
53. Anything else u wanna say? - i was thinking of sneaking over 2 your house zel to hang out but i am sooo.... tired.... so ill talk 2 u tomorrow kk?? promise.... miss u and luv u
~*One last question*~
54. Wut time is it now? - 11:30... i am a slow typer alrit
~*Wait! one more..*~
55. Do u regret filling this out? - zZzZzZzZzZzZzZz
Next Target: Zelda!
Ok I'm gonna make this brief, instead of my usual long self-gratifying rants! This is a survey quiz taken off the web so it is a *real* email survey. I have seen this idea in a few other places but I just couldn't resist the urge to do it! It's so much fun! I like all the Z characters so you won't see too much bashing of any one person; I can't help it however if, say, Link rags on Ganondweeb because obviously those characters are far from friends. This is meant as a funny, kawaii fic and nothing to hard on the mind. So read, review, and have fun!
And The Survey Says...
By Jasmine
To: LilBabayPrincess@myPalace.com (Zelda)
From: Pointy_Green_Hat@treehouse.com (Link)
~*First of all*~
What time is it? - 11:15 pm and i'm tired... this better not be long saria!
~*Stupid stuff that takes up space*~
1. Name/Nicknames - Link... Linky... Fairy Boy ((Not in that way)).... Fiancee... Forest Boy.... Hero of Time... Linkish
2. Age - 17
3. Birthday - Dunno. Even the big 'wise' tree can't tell me that one...
~*Stuff and such*~
4. Crush - Uh... hehe... Lets just say its no secret... *sweatdrops* ((OoOo SaRiA tell tell!!))
5. Does he/she like u? - Yea i hope...
6. First b/f or g/f - ^^^
7. First kiss - ^^^
8. First person u loved - ^^^ You see a pattern yet??? ((OnePimpMaster@treehouse.com?? Ahhh I kno that sn!!! O my.... Saria! Hahaha! I never knew you had a thing for the pimps! ~_^ But don't worry about it I won't rag on you... too much....))
~*Last person who..*~
9. Wrote u a note - Ruto... Stop writing me notes! i already told you there is no way i'll marry you... and def not make out with you!
10. Called u - Zelly
11. E~mailed u - Saria
12. Told u they love ya - Well between me, you, and the wall... Zelda did ((Mido did, Saria?!? Whata little lover boy! We will have to talk about this young lady lol))
13. Was mean to u - Mido. Whats new?? the pipsqueak has a bad tude ((Sorry Saria))
14. Said sumthing nice about u - Saria. Thanx!
15. You saw a movie with - Zelda... we went to see 'Signs' n it was money well spent. she couldnt stop screaming it was funny... but cute ^_^
16. You went to the mall with - Nabooru. she needed sumone to go w/ her to buy baggy pants. i never knew she bought them from Hammer Time Unlimited... Hmm u learn sumthing new every day i guess...
17. Said they were gonna kill u ((don't ask)) - Nabooru if i told neone about her pants... a hehe
~*Have you ever...*~
18. Taken a picture of urself wid a milk mustache? - can't say that i have o.O
19. Said "I Love You" and didn't mean it? - nooo thats not rit!
20. Gotten into a fight wid ur pet? - y would i do that? eponas a great pet! i think if we got in a fight shed ruin me neways ^_^;;
21. Had a dream about something crazee and have it happen the next day? - uh well i did have a dream about a moon falling and we all kno how that turned out.... ((Saria if he even tries I will go all big brother on his a$$!! If he thinks he was scared watched Signs he doesnt even wanna mess w/ me! XD))
22. Stalked someone? - yikes no.. i do have a stalker tho. i think shes in the tree branches looking at me rit now too... o yup she def is. grrr Ruto go home you fan girl
23. Had a mud bath? - not on purpose
24. Wished u were the opposite sex? - haha never. i think Rauru has some gender issues tho w/ that brown muumuu of his.... *mumble mumble* im just saying the guys fruity is all...
~*Assortment of stuff*~
25. How many ppl are on ur msn list? - a lot
26. How many of those ppl are blocked? - 3 for obvious reasons... mido, a certain fishy stalker, n ganondorkus
27. Are u bored? - to death... i wanna go hang with my Z!
28. Wut are u gonna do when ur done this? - i hope go hang w my Z! well unless impa is in a mood n wont let me over... man for a manly sheikah she sure does pms =(
29. Wut movie did u last see? - Signs. psh aliens, whats next?? a ugly green dude that wants 2 take over the world?? get real
30. Wut song did u hear last? - '6 feet' ~ Creed... or whatever its called. sorry
31. Wut was the last thing u ate? - microwave diner. *sigh* the life of a bachelor
32. Who do u plan on talkin to in the next 5, 10 minutes? - Zel, Saria n Malon maybe too
33. Wut was the last noise u heard? - Ruto 'falling' from the branch... whoops
34. Last party u went to? - Zelda's kick a$$ pool party!! fun fun times... rauru makes the biggest canonballs ive ever seen in my life next to ganonporker. we had to climb up the trees and grab all the floaties.
~*Friends*~
35. Who laughs the weirdest? - ganonfool w/ that stale evil laugh thing 'Muahahaha' come on guy thats not even creapy nemore just sad
36. Who is the loudest? - u can hear malon singing a mile away. the girls got sum big lungs.... o wait hehe i didnt mean it like that! honest zelda!
37. Quietist? - saria can be quiet around ppl she doesnt kno... i wish navi talked less... ahhh shes hitting me now better move on to next question
38. Who could be a model? - zelda ive only got eyes for her *_*
39. Best athlete? - that runner guy! whoa is he fast. no matter how much i make epona run shes still no match 4 that dude. i wonder how many pairs of shoes he goes thro in a month??
40. Is the hottest? - Zel of course
~*Family*~
41. Do u inted to get married? - sure i hope so ((WELL IT WORKED!! OI VEI SARIA!! You make me all faklempt*!!))
42. Wut will u name ur kids? - i think its tradition 2 name them link n zelda rit?? really it kinda makes sense bc what if my son has 2 take over as hero?? Hero Bob just doesn't have that ring u kno....
~*Otha stuff*~
43. 3 best inside jokes -
1) I don't even wanna kno whats under Rauru's dress....
2) They gotta be careful w/ the drawbridge. They almost knocked me out w/ that thing!
3) Trying to get the castle chefs to cook Ruto... Damn it never works!
44. Wut kinda car do u want - I like riding my horse but i think a 4 wheeler would be good for me. i can use it over the rough terrian
45. Wuts ur fav. quote? - "I have not yet begun to fight!" ~ John Paul Jones
46. Fav. stuffed animal? - Alrit alrit i'll fess up but this does not leave the room... er... comp ok? i have a.... Deku Tree doll from when i was young -_-;;
47. How many e-mail addresses do u have? - many
48. Say something nice about the person that sent you this *cough cough* ((JJ)) - Saria is a kool girl n my best friend! i can tell her nething n she is really kind to just about everyone ((well except for ruto but can you blame her??))
49. Wut is ur dream house? - i like my tree house but it would be great if it was 2 X bigger... so i could lock navi in a room... a hee
50. If you could change back time, name one thing you would change - we already did this and i got my childhood back! not that i would have missed all those awkward pre-puberty years neways but o well... if i could go back again tho id like to see my mother b4 she died
51. Are you tired of this yet? - its ok. im getting sleepy though dont mind me if i suddenly nod off ok....
52. Are you thinking about someone? Who? - u all kno who!!! =D
53. Anything else u wanna say? - i was thinking of sneaking over 2 your house zel to hang out but i am sooo.... tired.... so ill talk 2 u tomorrow kk?? promise.... miss u and luv u
~*One last question*~
54. Wut time is it now? - 11:30... i am a slow typer alrit
~*Wait! one more..*~
55. Do u regret filling this out? - zZzZzZzZzZzZzZz
Next Target: Zelda!
