AN: Okay, I know that I promised I'd get better with the updates, but I'm
sure that some of you, at least, know what it's like sometimes, y'know,
when almost anything feels like too much work to be bothered. Well, that's
how I've been feeling lately, even though I really do enjoy writing.
Anyway, you can now see my universal disclaimer on my main page, so I am no longer bound to say anything, but to go there for it. Yay! ^_^ I am also incredibly sorry for not updating 'Cry for the Dream' yet, but, as I already mentioned, I have recently been suffering from TLTBS (Too Lazy to Bother Syndrome). So, to tide you over, here's a brand new chapter of 'Chibi House of Horrors'! Enjoy.
Oh, and just a note; I've decided that it will be a little too annoying to try to make Seto sound so childish, so I'm not going to bother anymore, due to TLTBS. I guess that you can just add the adorable, childish accents when you read it. *Shrugs* So, as I said before, enjoy the fic. ^_^
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Chibi House of Horrors: Chapter 2 - Whad'ya Mean There's Another Psycho?!
*Still in RG's House*
*RG and Seto are currently locked in the basement, in the guest-room while the crazy guy who came mysteriously from under the desk in RG's room continues to crash into stuff upstairs due to the power failure*
*CRASH*
RG: *Sigh* Great, there goes another lamp.
Seto: Isn't that the fifth one so far?
RG: *Exaggerates a nod before flopping onto the bed beside Seto*
*BOOM*
Seto: There goes the microwave . . .
*two hours later, around 3:30 am*
RG: Seto, are you still awake?
Seto: *Yawns sleepily* a little . . .
RG: *Silent squee/glomp-fest* *Finishes ten minutes later after realising Seto can no longer breathe* Anyway, I haven't heard any sounds of destruction for the past half-hour, so I think that it would be a pretty good bet that either A - the killer has finally left, killed himself, or fallen asleep, or B - he's waiting silently outside the door waiting to for us to leave so that he can kill us.
Seto: What?! *Begins to whimper*
RG: I-it's okay. Come here. *Hugs* Okay, now, we'll open the door and leave together. With our odd, somewhat twisted form of luck, the killer (if he even is a killer) will be long gone.
Seto/RG: *Slowly sneak out of guestroom and see no sign of the killer in any of the rooms downstairs. Begin to make their way up the stairs*
RG: *Whisper* So . . . who do you think it could be, Seto?
Seto: I dunno. I just wish they weren't here!
*BANG* *Shout of pain* *Annoyed/hurtful grumbling*
Seto: *Eyes go really wide* Uh . . . oh . . .
RG: Shh . . . maybe if we're quiet, we can sneak up on him.
Seto: Okay, RG. If you say so.
Seto/RG: Make their way into the kitchen where a hooded figure can be seen sprawled out between the counter and the stove with a potato masher in his hand.
Seto: *Raises eyebrow and stares*
RG: Okay then . . . Let's unmask him before he realises we're here and tries to, um, mash us to death.
Seto: *Nods*
Both: *Make their way through the maze of fallen cutlery and shattered appliances to the body of the fallen, er, criminal*
Seto: *Pulls of the mask* What the . . . ?
RG: It's . . . Jonouchi?
Seto: That explains a lot. *Kicks at the blonde*
Jou: *Moans* Wha . . . Hey! Stop that ya little . . . ulp!
RG: *Stands behind Seto, towering over Jou with her mallet raised to strike*
Seto: *Grins* ^_^
*One hour later, after Jou helps to clean up the incredibly large mess he's made of the upper floor*
All: *Sitting around kitchen table drinking hot chocolate (I refuse to allow anyone to drink coffee - the daemon drink, blech - in any of my fics unless otherwise stated)*
RG: So, Jou, do you mind explaining why you broke into my house and then destroyed most of it, nearly scaring the life out of Seto and me?
Jou: Well, ya see . . . First of all, I didn't 'break in'. Your back door was unlocked.
Seto: *Glares at RG*
RG: What? *Shrug*
Jou: And second of all, sure it's great to scare Kaiba an' all, but that's not why I'm here.
RG: If that's true, then why were you hiding under my desk? Which, by the way, is in my room, the one I told you never to enter if you value the ability to reproduce.
Jou: *Stammering* But, but I never went in your room! What desk? See?
Seto/RG: *Share a look*
Seto: If that wasn't you, then . . .
*Insane laughter*
All: Uh-oh . . .
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End of story AN: OMG that was terrible! Sorry, but I know that I can do so much better! Ugh! Oh well, if you liked it, I'm glad. I think that I'll make it Humour/Horror. And, hopefully, I'll be able to break out of TLTBS long enough to write another chapter of 'Cry for the Dream' soon. I did write a chapter, but it's got a bit too much information for so soon in the story, so I'm going to save it and I'll try to fit it in farther along in the plot. Please R&R. Happy reviewing.
~RG
Note: All non-constructive or helpful flames will be used to help Seto carry out his revenge on Pegasus.
Anyway, you can now see my universal disclaimer on my main page, so I am no longer bound to say anything, but to go there for it. Yay! ^_^ I am also incredibly sorry for not updating 'Cry for the Dream' yet, but, as I already mentioned, I have recently been suffering from TLTBS (Too Lazy to Bother Syndrome). So, to tide you over, here's a brand new chapter of 'Chibi House of Horrors'! Enjoy.
Oh, and just a note; I've decided that it will be a little too annoying to try to make Seto sound so childish, so I'm not going to bother anymore, due to TLTBS. I guess that you can just add the adorable, childish accents when you read it. *Shrugs* So, as I said before, enjoy the fic. ^_^
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Chibi House of Horrors: Chapter 2 - Whad'ya Mean There's Another Psycho?!
*Still in RG's House*
*RG and Seto are currently locked in the basement, in the guest-room while the crazy guy who came mysteriously from under the desk in RG's room continues to crash into stuff upstairs due to the power failure*
*CRASH*
RG: *Sigh* Great, there goes another lamp.
Seto: Isn't that the fifth one so far?
RG: *Exaggerates a nod before flopping onto the bed beside Seto*
*BOOM*
Seto: There goes the microwave . . .
*two hours later, around 3:30 am*
RG: Seto, are you still awake?
Seto: *Yawns sleepily* a little . . .
RG: *Silent squee/glomp-fest* *Finishes ten minutes later after realising Seto can no longer breathe* Anyway, I haven't heard any sounds of destruction for the past half-hour, so I think that it would be a pretty good bet that either A - the killer has finally left, killed himself, or fallen asleep, or B - he's waiting silently outside the door waiting to for us to leave so that he can kill us.
Seto: What?! *Begins to whimper*
RG: I-it's okay. Come here. *Hugs* Okay, now, we'll open the door and leave together. With our odd, somewhat twisted form of luck, the killer (if he even is a killer) will be long gone.
Seto/RG: *Slowly sneak out of guestroom and see no sign of the killer in any of the rooms downstairs. Begin to make their way up the stairs*
RG: *Whisper* So . . . who do you think it could be, Seto?
Seto: I dunno. I just wish they weren't here!
*BANG* *Shout of pain* *Annoyed/hurtful grumbling*
Seto: *Eyes go really wide* Uh . . . oh . . .
RG: Shh . . . maybe if we're quiet, we can sneak up on him.
Seto: Okay, RG. If you say so.
Seto/RG: Make their way into the kitchen where a hooded figure can be seen sprawled out between the counter and the stove with a potato masher in his hand.
Seto: *Raises eyebrow and stares*
RG: Okay then . . . Let's unmask him before he realises we're here and tries to, um, mash us to death.
Seto: *Nods*
Both: *Make their way through the maze of fallen cutlery and shattered appliances to the body of the fallen, er, criminal*
Seto: *Pulls of the mask* What the . . . ?
RG: It's . . . Jonouchi?
Seto: That explains a lot. *Kicks at the blonde*
Jou: *Moans* Wha . . . Hey! Stop that ya little . . . ulp!
RG: *Stands behind Seto, towering over Jou with her mallet raised to strike*
Seto: *Grins* ^_^
*One hour later, after Jou helps to clean up the incredibly large mess he's made of the upper floor*
All: *Sitting around kitchen table drinking hot chocolate (I refuse to allow anyone to drink coffee - the daemon drink, blech - in any of my fics unless otherwise stated)*
RG: So, Jou, do you mind explaining why you broke into my house and then destroyed most of it, nearly scaring the life out of Seto and me?
Jou: Well, ya see . . . First of all, I didn't 'break in'. Your back door was unlocked.
Seto: *Glares at RG*
RG: What? *Shrug*
Jou: And second of all, sure it's great to scare Kaiba an' all, but that's not why I'm here.
RG: If that's true, then why were you hiding under my desk? Which, by the way, is in my room, the one I told you never to enter if you value the ability to reproduce.
Jou: *Stammering* But, but I never went in your room! What desk? See?
Seto/RG: *Share a look*
Seto: If that wasn't you, then . . .
*Insane laughter*
All: Uh-oh . . .
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End of story AN: OMG that was terrible! Sorry, but I know that I can do so much better! Ugh! Oh well, if you liked it, I'm glad. I think that I'll make it Humour/Horror. And, hopefully, I'll be able to break out of TLTBS long enough to write another chapter of 'Cry for the Dream' soon. I did write a chapter, but it's got a bit too much information for so soon in the story, so I'm going to save it and I'll try to fit it in farther along in the plot. Please R&R. Happy reviewing.
~RG
Note: All non-constructive or helpful flames will be used to help Seto carry out his revenge on Pegasus.
