Author's Note:

Ok I'm gonna make this brief, instead of my usual long self-gratifying rants!    This is a survey quiz taken off the web so it is a *real* email survey. I have seen this idea in a few other places but I just couldn't resist the urge to do it! It's so much fun! I like all the Z characters so you won't see too much bashing of any one person; I can't help it however if, say, Link rags on Ganondweeb because obviously those characters are far from friends. This is meant as a funny, kawaii fic and nothing to hard on the mind. So read, review, and have fun!

Extra Note: This is a contraband ficcy! At least I think it is, but I've decided to add on to it and if it gets removed then so be it. I'm being a rebel! In fact, I laugh in the face of danger! Ha ha ha ha ha! ((Face of Danger - How rude! ;-;)) 

And The Survey Says...

By Jasmine

To: Pretty_Ranch_Diva@LonLon.com (Malon)

From: LilBabayPrincess@myPalace.com (Zelda)

~*First of all*~

What time is it? - 11:45 pm.... i am waiting up for one pointy-hat-wearing boy!

~*Stupid stuff that takes up space*~

1. Name/Nicknames - I have so many! Zelda... Zel... Z... Zelly... Princess... Blondie ((Ganondufos, that is not a very endearing nickname...))... Sage of Wisdom... sugar lips ^-^;;

2. Age - 17

3. Birthday - June 24th!!! summer baby, that i am

~*Stuff and such*~

4. Crush - You all.... kno already i think... *whistle whistle*

5. Does he/she like u? - ya he better!!! hehe

6. First b/f or g/f - ^^^

7. First kiss - ^^^

8. First person u loved - ^^^ ((OnePimpMaster@treehouse.com!! Saria's first crush, even if its w/ a weird lil munchkin!!! Awwwww!!! Call me up girl, we can chat n make fun of the boys... hehe))

~*Last person who..*~

9. Wrote u a note - Ruto telling me to stay away from Link or else... she'd wear clothes!! ((nosa but i can wish can't i!!))

10. Called u - Linky

11. E~mailed u - Impa... asking me dating advice!! haha isn't that cute?? my nannys gotta hott date!

12. Told u they love ya - my forest boy

13. Was mean to u - Ganon~something~witty~here... he gives me evil looks... n cackles... o.O;;

14. Said sumthing nice about u - link

15. You saw a movie with - Link... hey i did not scream! *nervous glance* i just... was practicing my singing range... ya thats it...

16. You went to the mall with - Impa for a nice dress.... well i thought we were gonna finally get her into a nice dress but she ended up buying more armor. way to scare a date off Impy!

17. Said they were gonna kill u ((don't ask)) - Ganondilly~o... and guess what?? the skys blue... waters wet

~*Have you ever...*~

18. Taken a picture of urself wid a milk mustache? - haha no ive never been that bored... rit now im getting close 2 it tho

19. Said "I Love You" and didn't mean it? - nope i couldnt thats mean

20. Gotten into a fight wid ur pet? - i luv my kitty Fluffy ((stop laughing at his name linkish)) i would never get into a fight w/ him!! well... not unless Ganonloser got one of his 'brilliant' plots to start an army of evil cats and stole Fluffy to turn him against me... and... ya !_!;; im overtired alright

21. Had a dream about something crazee and have it happen the next day? - well i have visions all the time that come true... like rit now i kno in a few seconds i will be typing when suddenly i break a nail... o darn!

((Link! dont be so overprotective of saria! u kno u dont like it when impa goes into that once-a-month parenty mood... i think its good saria likes sumone! n he will kiss u girl just give it time n dont rush nething o_~))

22. Stalked someone? - no no... i have had sum stalkers being a public figure n all... then theres Ruto that sneaks around behind bushes when link n i go out. a good kiss makes her face fault tho n gives us time to get away

23. Had a mud bath? - ya n it was very relaxing. nice n soothing... until u gotta wash off w/ the freezing outdoor hose after! thats not very fun -_-

24. Wished u were the opposite sex? - well... i did have to play a boy/thingy for a few years... my first drag show! ya! except not...

~*Assortment of stuff*~

25. How many ppl are on ur msn list? - a bunch

26. How many of those ppl are blocked? - lets see, 3... that nutty zora princess, ganonporky... and link in a min if he doesnt get his cute butt over here!! haha jj

27. Are u bored? - yupers... where o where is link!?

28. Wut are u gonna do when ur done this? - i hope hang w/ my link but i dunno if impa is in her monthly 'mood' n will kick his previously stated cute butt if he comes w/ in 5 miles of me =(

29. Wut movie did u last see? - Signs. ALIENS ARE OUT THERE! *da da da da danunun*

30. Wut song did u hear last? - 'Pretty Baby (Live)' ~ Vanessa Carlton... i luv that song her voice is so different

31. Wut was the last thing u ate? - a huge meal... just like all our meals are huge at the castle. rauru came by tho n ate most of it.... we're missing a servant now too i think rauru ate him @_@;;

32. Who do u plan on talkin to in the next 5, 10 minutes? - Link hopefully, Impa, my best friend Malon

33. Wut was the last noise u heard? - impa cursing n slamming a door... yup def in her monthly mood =*(

34. Last party u went to? - my pool party! i was a lil nervous but everyone showed up n it was fun... it was so funny when link pulled off Rauru's towel n all he had underneath was that speedo... scratch that. i mean disturbing. yes very very disturbing *shudder*

~*Friends*~

35. Who laughs the weirdest? - G~fool w/ that 'evil doer' laugh of his. is that supposed 2 scare me? it sounds like hes got sumthing stuck in his throat. ah well bad guys never learn

36. Who is the loudest? - rit now Impa as she storms around the castle (('lungs'? i bet! u better not mean it that way link ya perv!! =0 ))

37. Quietist? - saria use 2 be very shy around me but now shes opened up n we talk alot 2 each other, me being her only girl friend

38. Who could be a model? - my guy. hes a cutie... malon is pretty 

39. Best athlete? - nabooru can kick neones butt. she said shell give me sum kick boxing lessons. kewl! then i can finally rescue myself from that fools stupid kidnapping he does... o about every other week

40. Is the hottest? - dark link... oooo i didnt mean that honest!! ((haha total link imitation. sorry im just bitter ^_^))

~*Family*~

41. Do u inted to get married? - i hope to... to whom i dont kno yet ((yikes im so resentfull!! lol im busting Link ya kno i luv u))

42. Wut will u name ur kids? - zelda and link. its the boring tradition... my poor kids will have 2 have our names!! i feel bad for them especially knowing it means a lifetime of being called "smelda" and "chain link".... *sigh* children can be so cruel

~*Otha stuff*~

43. 3 best inside jokes -

1) Impa uses oil to make those face marks n it makes her break out a lot ...

2) those sheikah bandages got really itchy after awhile!

3) link falling off epona when he was riding her. that was a classic!!

44. Wut kinda car do u want - i like riding our horses but if i could have ne car... hmm id take a white lexus!

45. Wuts ur fav. quote? - "The final test of a leader is that (s)he leaves behind him(her!) in other men the conviction and the will to carry on." ~ Walter Lippmann... thats so beautiful *a tear*

46. Fav. stuffed animal? - my pink pony doll thats all old n ratty now... ((Awww Linkish!! thats sooo cute!! u have a dolly wolly!! ::pinchs cheek::))

47. How many e-mail addresses do u have? - some

48. Say something nice about the person that sent you this *cough cough* ((JJ)) - Link is my guy!! hes sweet, funny, n a kewl person to be around. hes a great listener n not bad 2 look at either ^_^ im trying not to get all mushy so ill just end it there hehe...

49. Wut is ur dream house? - not 2 brag but i dont think it gets much better then the castle... maybe if my closet was just a lil bigger... n o ya if impa's room was in the farrrrttttthhhheeeessssstttt wing from mine

50. If you could change back time, name one thing you would change - i did this already n we got 2 have a normal childhood w/out Ganonpunk's rude interruption... but if i could go back again id like to see my mom too just b4 she passed

51. Are you tired of this yet? - its alrit. i good way 2 pass time

52. Are you thinking about someone? Who? - well this is a no brainer...

53. Anything else u wanna say? - ooo ok =( well get 2 bed then sleepy head n ill talk 2 u 2morrow. i don't think impa would have let u sneak in neways, she has sum type of Fairy Boy radar or sumthing... luv u too *muah*

~*One last question*~

54. Wut time is it now? - 11:50... aw man this took only 5 mins!?! it felt so much longer....

~*Wait! one more..*~

55. Do u regret filling this out? - no i found out who saria likes w/out even having 2 pry it from her cold dead fingers!!! we gotta talk chickie....

        

Next Target: Malon!