Author's Note:
Ok I'm gonna make this brief, instead of my usual long self-gratifying rants! This is a survey quiz taken off the web so it is a real email survey. I have seen this idea in a few other places but I just couldn't resist the urge to do it! It's so much fun! I like all the Z characters so you won't see too much bashing of any one person; I can't help it however if, say, Link rags on Ganondweeb because obviously those characters are far from friends. This is meant as a funny, kawaii fic and nothing to hard on the mind. So read, review, and have fun!
Side Note: This is my fic to help entertain while I try to get over my Writer's Block for The Singles. Sorry that one's taking so long, I dunno what my problem is. Worst part is I just had a full April vacation and didn't write one word for that story! GAH! ::Gets jabbed in the eye by annoyed readers:: O_X Ok I'm gonna go now and watch $ex And The City Part One in an attempt to kill my rampant W.B.
And The Survey Says...
By Jasmine
To: Sassy_Shadow_Lady@herPalace.com (Impa)
From: Pretty_Ranch_Diva@LonLon.com (Malon)
~*First of all*~
What time is it? - 6:30 am... ive been up for about an hour already doing the morning chores, taking my daily run, and cooking breakfast. ahhh up w/ the sun, i always say!
~*Stupid stuff that takes up space*~
1. Name/Nicknames - Malon... Mally.... M... Mellish ((Zelda and her ~ish's...)... Red... Farm Girl... Chickadee
2. Age - 17
3. Birthday - October 21st. im a fall girl
~*Stuff and such*~
4. Crush - well see i don't have an exact crush... but ive always dreamed about sum handsome knight from a far off land coming to sweep me off my feet n ride off into the sunset... wed raise horses together and sing to one another ::gets dreamy look and stares at wall::
5. Does he/she like u? - i dunno i havent meet 'im yet
6. First b/f or g/f - my 1st was that guy whose always dancing w/ his gf in the market... and to think i dumped him bc he'd never take me dancing *sigh* go figure
7. First kiss - ^^^ yikes dont show daddy this!! he thinks i dont even kno about the birds n the bees!!
8. First person u loved - ive never luved a guy yet.... ((OoOoO Saria and Mido sittin in a tree!! K~I~S~S~I~N~G.... I~N.... A.... T~R~E~E... H~O~U~S~E... o.o;; i screwed that up didnt i?? ))
~*Last person who..*~
9. Wrote u a note - my dad to tell me to go buy more bottles at the market... wow my life is boring
10. Called u - my best buddy Zel! well really i called her to wake her lazy butt outta bed but u kno...
11. E~mailed u - Zelda w/ this nifty quizy thingy majigy
12. Told u they love ya - sadly my dad! this quiz is makin me depressed =(
13. Was mean to u - Ganonbutt... i made fun of him bc he called to order five bottles of skim milk n i told him it was about time he started watching his weight... so he flipped n pulled one of his 'fruity boy' tantrums
14. Said sumthing nice about u - Zelda! tankie *gets all 'Lori' like and starts singing the Tankie song lol that was a great Real World moment*
15. You saw a movie with - i went w/ Nabooru to see Phone Booth.... cute Irish guy ::gets naughty images in her head you are better off not knowing about::.....
16. You went to the mall with - Zel. i bought a new pair of boots, she bought.... well the mall
17. Said they were gonna kill u ((don't ask)) - Ganonpoopy..... jeeze you think for a guy watching his cholesterol intake he'd chill out before he gives himself a heart attack
~*Have you ever...*~
18. Taken a picture of urself wid a milk mustache? - y what a quinky dink i just did!!! its for our new LonLon milk add campaign shown on the sides of our wagons. "Got LonLon Milk? Why not? Well then go get some... Now..." =D I thought it up
19. Said "I Love You" and didn't mean it? - i wouldnt do that. boy u gotta be really evil 2 do that, i dont think even G~Dweeb would do a thing like that
20. Gotten into a fight wid ur pet? - my cows all luv me n would never attack me. I luv my horsies too!! but the cuccos... well lets just say i use to have a brother but not nemore :*(
21. Had a dream about something crazee and have it happen the next day? - not really but i kno one day ill meet my knight n we will fall in luv n hell take me away from this farm... to another land were we can start our own farm!! ^___^;;
22. Stalked someone? - nope cant say that i have... ruto is the resident stalker not me
23. Had a mud bath? - no only on accident... i can remember the time it was raining hard n Ingo had to go close the barn up. well on his way back he slipped n fell in sum mud, u shoulda seen his face. WAHAHAHAHA!!.... ok well i guess u had to be there
24. Wished u were the opposite sex? - nope "girls just wanna have fun"
~*Assortment of stuff*~
25. How many ppl are on ur msn list? - a smidgen
26. How many of those ppl are blocked? - a total of 2... Ganonweinie and the spokesperson for We're Against Cows And All Things That Go Moo Org.
27. Are u bored? - bored?! phooie how can anyone be bored??? there is so much to do!!!!
28. Wut are u gonna do when ur done this? - clean the horse stales, feed the cows, dress in my protective gear n go get eggs from the Cuccos coop, sing, do my aerobics workout, wake dad up from where ever weird place he found to sleep in now....
29. Wut movie did u last see? - Phone Booth... that guy was sooo dreamy!! *swoon* I wonder if he likes horses...
30. Wut song did u hear last? - "Love at First Sight" ~ Kylie Minogue... Everything went from wrong to right and the stars came up to fill the sky. The music you were playing really blew my mind and it was love at the first sight!!!
31. Wut was the last thing u ate? - scrambled cuccos eggs, bacon, and LonLon milk. all part if a balanced breakfast *burp* see now y don't i have a bf?? im charming ^_^
32. Who do u plan on talkin to in the next 5, 10 minutes? - Zelda and Nabby prolly to go hang out, Ingo unfortunately
33. Wut was the last noise u heard? - daddy falling down the stairs. man hes gotta stop falling asleep while walking, its dangerous!!!
34. Last party u went to? - Zelly's pool party!!! that was funny when Ganonfool put that 'I Luv Ganon' sticker on Nab's back when she was taning so she had it permanently written on her. i thought she was gonna kill him for that!!! ((those guys fight an awful lot... if u catch my drift ^_~))
~*Friends*~
35. Who laughs the weirdest? - me. sumtimes i snort ok. so what!? .;;
36. Who is the loudest? - Nabooru. when shes mad you can hear her for miles. i think everyone heard the foul language she used at G~geek that time at the party. nuff said
37. Quietist? - Sarias really shy around ppl she doesnt kno, she still gets that way around me. shes a really nice, kewl person tho!!
38. Who could be a model? - Zelda def could... Saria would make a cute kid model even if she is 300~and~sumthing years old she doesnt look a day over 200...
39. Best athlete? - me and Link have horse races. hes getting better but psst *whisper whisper*... i just let him win so i wont hurt his big male ego n he wont cry
40. Is the hottest? - the knight of my dreams... and the guy from Phone Booth *faints*
~*Family*~
41. Do u intend to get married? - yesa!! i cant wait to put on that big white dress n walk down the aisle... hopefully my dad wont fall asleep :o/
42. Wut will u name ur kids? - Girls~ Aurora, Sabrina, Luna... Boys ~ William, Michael, Winter
~*Otha stuff*~
43. 3 best inside jokes -
1) Ingo never knew those werent chocolate pies I gave him... ewww
2) i have a certain blackmail picture of zel w/ milk coming out of her nose n she better be extra nice 2 me or else theyll be on the side of every Lonlon delivery wagon muhahahahahahaha.... *cough*
3) rauru orders more LonLon milk then the castle does
44. Wut kinda car do u want - horses are great to ride!! but if i was to get a car i guess id choose a truck... us farm girls need sumthing usefull to haul stuff in
45. Wuts ur fav. quote? - "You don't love a woman because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her." ~ Anon. ::double sigh::
46. Fav. stuffed animal? - i have a pony doll too Zelda but its white!!! kewl!! ((Aws baby Linky has a dolly wolly?? doesh he sleepy weepy wit it too.... -ey O.O;;?? Hehe))
47. How many e-mail addresses do u have? - a lil bit
48. Say something nice about the person that sent you this *cough cough* ((JJ)) - Zelda is a great friend!! she listens to me n is great to gossip w/. she also has a kind heart!!
49. Wut is ur dream house? - its a farm just like this but it will be called True Love Farm... n ill have tons of horses... n a big house... w/ a hot tub to massage sore muscles *wink wink nudge nudge*
50. If you could change back time, name one thing you would change - hmm i think id like to see my mom before she left my dad. she wanted more than farm life so she left, id like to ask her if she'll miss me... =*(
51. Are you tired of this yet? - kinda. im already getting fidgety i need to go out n do stuff!!
52. Are you thinking about someone? Who? - my mystery man
53. Anything else u wanna say? - umm... just exactly how did Rauru fit into that itsy bitsy speedo?? i think thats against the laws of physics.... or perhaps the laws of Jenny Craig... whatever
~*One last question*~
54. Wut time is it now? - 6:45! O my!! Gotta go, gotta go!!
~*Wait! one more..*~
55. Do u regret filling this out? - Malon has left and this is her father, Talon. She wants me to tell you all bye and s....... ::head hits desk:: ZzZzZzZzZzZ
Next Target: Impa!
