This should be a funny fic.. I dont usually do humor..but I'll give it a whirl. Anywho..this is a KH fanfic(keyword..fan..)..a very humerous one at that...heh..what would happen if all of em lived with each other in the future and all had jobs...Ansem being a gameshow host? Hehe..we shall find out soon,earthling. The words in italics are Riku's thoughts...e.e;
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prologue
Riku silently walks down a street and notices his stomach growling. "Argghh..guess I should eat something..I can always find a job in an hour or two..its grub time!! cha chooww!" ((dun ask..))
Where should I go, 'Burger Dan's' ? Naw... 'Francois de Boom'? Too fancy.. 'Mr.Foo Foo's Diner'? That's just the place! heheee I'll get a foofoo burger! oh yea!
Riku begins to shuffle down the street towards 'Mr.Foo Foo's Diner' and he sees a peculiar ad on a tree. "Hmm..workers are wanted at the sock factory.." Riku writes down the phone number on the ad and walks into the diner.
A large group of strange-looking people, most bearing swords, all cheer happily and wave to Riku. "Hey Fluffy! Over here," yells an unknown voice. Riku growls and sits by them as they begin to braid his hair. "STOOPPPP THATT! AND DON'T CALL ME FLUFFY," screams Riku, rather enraged.
"Hey c'mon Fluffy-wuffy," laughs Cloud, who sits nearest to Riku; "Your hair ish just soo...help me out here, guys." Squall folds his arms and grins as he giggles and says, "would fluffy be the word you're lookin' for, Cloud?" Cloud jumps in the air and giggles,"YEA! FLUFFY!" Riku moans and looks around, "where's Sora and Sephiroth?"
Ansem, who has been deeply contained in a ' want ad ' shouts out, "YERSH,BABY,YESSSS! MWAHA!"
The entire population of the restaurant begin to stare at Ansem. Squall sighs and pulls out his gunblade, waving it around. "Nothin ta see 'ere, folks...just a psychotic maniac that..uhh.." He grins, "nobody move..we have da place surrounded! MWAHAHAHAH!" Riku's eyes widen as he sees Cloud join in with the laughing. I am surrounded by idiots.
Squall laughs and looks at his watch. "Sorry you kind people, but I have to depart..I promise I will spare your lives..because I have to go to work now..." Squall leaves the restaurant and all the people scream. Good lord..and to think..HE is a therapist..for people with mental problems..wonder how he got his job..heck..who would LET him have that job? o_o
Cloud sways and looks to the waiters. "Hey Sheppie! Ova here ya fat noodle!! Let Riku see your dress!" Sephiroth slowly walks toward Riku..in an apron..yes..an apron.. Good mother of God... Riku looks at 'Sheppie' and blinks. "What the heck happened to YOU," says the nearly-laughing Riku. "I always knew that you wore dresses..but in public??" Cloud begins to chuckle at Riku's comment, not yet noticing the look of rage on Sephiroth's face as he growls the words, "Riku...I will have your head on a platter and serve it on a plate to the Robinsons!!" Riku tilts his head, "the Robinsons?"
Sephiroth points to a large family of mimes and clowns."yes. The Robinsons." Cloud howls with laughter and falls off of his seat. Dear god...O.O Riku screams in horror and bows to Sephiroth. "Forgive me o' great one..I will do whatever you wish!!!!" Sephiroth looks rather amused by all of this and looks down at Riku, "Fine..I will spare you becoming a human balloon inside an invisible box..if you get a job.
Riku blinks and smiles, "I found a want-ad for the sock factory!" Everyone seems to blink in awe, as Ansem destroys the silence with his idiocy. "I AM GONNA WORK FOR A TV SHOW,"gasps the over-hyper Ansem, now blushing with happiness.
"Good for you," mutters Cloud, rather jealous of Ansem's find (cloud hash no job). Sora walks inside of the diner and looks at Ansem, "hey..did any of you lose a stuffed rabbit?" They all wave to Sora, and begin to stare at eachother. Ansem snatches the toy from Sora's grasp and begins to stroke it. "massssterr...maassterrrr," are the words said by Ansem, in a rather possesed-ike voice.
Alll the guys shrug and stare at each other, while Riku gets the courage to poke Ansem. Ansem hisses at Riku and slithers under the table..still stroking the rabbit. Riku, Cloud, and Sephiroth all glare at Sora. Sora blinks, "hey..It isn't my fault..how was i supposed to know the rabbit was evil?" They all raise their brows and rub their chins, "a likely story..."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ next day.
Riku gets out of bed and stares at the TV, which just turned on by itself. weird... Suddenly a shower of fruit plummets through his window and hitsRiku square in the face. ow...stupid squirrels..up to their no good schemes.. Riku gets a box of bottle rockets and stares at the tree outside his window. "One more time lil' squirrleys..just one more time and ur tree DIES!" Riku, satisfied that he scared the squirrels, sets the box down just as a shower of nuts pelt him in the head and arm.
"YOU NO GOOD WRETCHED SONS OF A BIRCH TREE! (get it..birch tree..birch bark..-silence- heh..) I'LL TEAR YOUR LIVERS OUT WITH MY OWN HANDS!" Riku leaps from his tree, only to fall on his face. Riku begins to blush at his stupidity and looks at the ground, picking up a blade of grass. "There it is! My lost blade of grass! I lost it.. thats why i jumped out of my window..to retrieve it!
You like? I think its rather funny! -laughs- well..I would like reviews..criticism..comments..whatever..but I wonder..will Riku work in the sock factory? And...why the heck is SQUALL a mental therapist? o_o It's the squirrels..they did it. they did it ALL kill them..we will watch an episode of Ansem's tv show..o.o ^^
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prologue
Riku silently walks down a street and notices his stomach growling. "Argghh..guess I should eat something..I can always find a job in an hour or two..its grub time!! cha chooww!" ((dun ask..))
Where should I go, 'Burger Dan's' ? Naw... 'Francois de Boom'? Too fancy.. 'Mr.Foo Foo's Diner'? That's just the place! heheee I'll get a foofoo burger! oh yea!
Riku begins to shuffle down the street towards 'Mr.Foo Foo's Diner' and he sees a peculiar ad on a tree. "Hmm..workers are wanted at the sock factory.." Riku writes down the phone number on the ad and walks into the diner.
A large group of strange-looking people, most bearing swords, all cheer happily and wave to Riku. "Hey Fluffy! Over here," yells an unknown voice. Riku growls and sits by them as they begin to braid his hair. "STOOPPPP THATT! AND DON'T CALL ME FLUFFY," screams Riku, rather enraged.
"Hey c'mon Fluffy-wuffy," laughs Cloud, who sits nearest to Riku; "Your hair ish just soo...help me out here, guys." Squall folds his arms and grins as he giggles and says, "would fluffy be the word you're lookin' for, Cloud?" Cloud jumps in the air and giggles,"YEA! FLUFFY!" Riku moans and looks around, "where's Sora and Sephiroth?"
Ansem, who has been deeply contained in a ' want ad ' shouts out, "YERSH,BABY,YESSSS! MWAHA!"
The entire population of the restaurant begin to stare at Ansem. Squall sighs and pulls out his gunblade, waving it around. "Nothin ta see 'ere, folks...just a psychotic maniac that..uhh.." He grins, "nobody move..we have da place surrounded! MWAHAHAHAH!" Riku's eyes widen as he sees Cloud join in with the laughing. I am surrounded by idiots.
Squall laughs and looks at his watch. "Sorry you kind people, but I have to depart..I promise I will spare your lives..because I have to go to work now..." Squall leaves the restaurant and all the people scream. Good lord..and to think..HE is a therapist..for people with mental problems..wonder how he got his job..heck..who would LET him have that job? o_o
Cloud sways and looks to the waiters. "Hey Sheppie! Ova here ya fat noodle!! Let Riku see your dress!" Sephiroth slowly walks toward Riku..in an apron..yes..an apron.. Good mother of God... Riku looks at 'Sheppie' and blinks. "What the heck happened to YOU," says the nearly-laughing Riku. "I always knew that you wore dresses..but in public??" Cloud begins to chuckle at Riku's comment, not yet noticing the look of rage on Sephiroth's face as he growls the words, "Riku...I will have your head on a platter and serve it on a plate to the Robinsons!!" Riku tilts his head, "the Robinsons?"
Sephiroth points to a large family of mimes and clowns."yes. The Robinsons." Cloud howls with laughter and falls off of his seat. Dear god...O.O Riku screams in horror and bows to Sephiroth. "Forgive me o' great one..I will do whatever you wish!!!!" Sephiroth looks rather amused by all of this and looks down at Riku, "Fine..I will spare you becoming a human balloon inside an invisible box..if you get a job.
Riku blinks and smiles, "I found a want-ad for the sock factory!" Everyone seems to blink in awe, as Ansem destroys the silence with his idiocy. "I AM GONNA WORK FOR A TV SHOW,"gasps the over-hyper Ansem, now blushing with happiness.
"Good for you," mutters Cloud, rather jealous of Ansem's find (cloud hash no job). Sora walks inside of the diner and looks at Ansem, "hey..did any of you lose a stuffed rabbit?" They all wave to Sora, and begin to stare at eachother. Ansem snatches the toy from Sora's grasp and begins to stroke it. "massssterr...maassterrrr," are the words said by Ansem, in a rather possesed-ike voice.
Alll the guys shrug and stare at each other, while Riku gets the courage to poke Ansem. Ansem hisses at Riku and slithers under the table..still stroking the rabbit. Riku, Cloud, and Sephiroth all glare at Sora. Sora blinks, "hey..It isn't my fault..how was i supposed to know the rabbit was evil?" They all raise their brows and rub their chins, "a likely story..."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ next day.
Riku gets out of bed and stares at the TV, which just turned on by itself. weird... Suddenly a shower of fruit plummets through his window and hitsRiku square in the face. ow...stupid squirrels..up to their no good schemes.. Riku gets a box of bottle rockets and stares at the tree outside his window. "One more time lil' squirrleys..just one more time and ur tree DIES!" Riku, satisfied that he scared the squirrels, sets the box down just as a shower of nuts pelt him in the head and arm.
"YOU NO GOOD WRETCHED SONS OF A BIRCH TREE! (get it..birch tree..birch bark..-silence- heh..) I'LL TEAR YOUR LIVERS OUT WITH MY OWN HANDS!" Riku leaps from his tree, only to fall on his face. Riku begins to blush at his stupidity and looks at the ground, picking up a blade of grass. "There it is! My lost blade of grass! I lost it.. thats why i jumped out of my window..to retrieve it!
You like? I think its rather funny! -laughs- well..I would like reviews..criticism..comments..whatever..but I wonder..will Riku work in the sock factory? And...why the heck is SQUALL a mental therapist? o_o It's the squirrels..they did it. they did it ALL kill them..we will watch an episode of Ansem's tv show..o.o ^^
