argh..apparently the italics didnt appear..but oh well..i'll put italics in thish time! ANywho..i have 3 reviews! holy hamster fry...THREE! thank you all..and i fear da gnomes..o.o ^-^ well..this ish my KH FAN fic...chappie 2.^^ Enjoy!
Chappie 2. The squirrels that kill
Squall and Cloud break into Riku's room and stuff him in a bag..a large bag..what else could contain Riku?
Riku struggles to get free, "hey! Lemme goooo!" Cloud and Squall grin and carry..the bag..towards a rather large building, entitled "Ansem's GameShow".[dun dun dun]
~~~ Inside the building
Riku gets dumped out of the bag into a chair behind a podium..that looks rather like one from Jeopardy. Near Riku, on similar..err..stations are Cloud, Squall, Sora, and Sephiroth. Sephiroth cackles insanely and puts a 'loser sign' on Sora's head, "You are SOO gonna lose, small fry!"
Sora's eye begins to twitch as he looks at Seppie with reddish glowy eyes, "get...your hand..off..." Sephy blinks and switches places with Squall, "Sora scares meee..."
As Sephy looks at Sora cautiously every two minutes, Ansem comes out on stage..holding the bunny from yesterday.
All of the guys scream and hollar, "NOOOO! GET IT AWAY!!!!" Ansem huggles the bunny preotectively and mutters, "his name is Mr.Pookie.."
The camera 'guy' glares at Ansem, "We're on in 5.." Ansem blinks, "5 minutes..?" The camera yells, "no...five SECONDS!" Ansem hisses and gets backstage as the weird music starts.
"AND HEEERRREEEEEE'S ANNSEEMM!" [Space Jammish music..that do do do do do do do..whatever...e.e;] Ansem runs out to the stage..still holding his possessed stuffed rabbit..as he puts the microphone to his lips.
"Now..welcome folks! We have a special episode today..the Robinsons[rofl] versus the..guys with swords!!!" -silence- "eh heh..our first question goes to Mr. Robinson.." Ansem clears his throat, "what is a color that looks blue?"
Mr.Robinson[who is a mime] just sits there and stares at Ansem, as he begins to put himself in a..box.. Mrs.Robinson[clown] whacks her husband over the head repeatedly with her large shoe. "WE MIGHT LOSE TO THIS IDIOTS BECAUSE OF YOUUU!"
Mr.Robinson drops an invisible piano on his wife and nods for Ansem to continue. Ansem nods and looks to Squall, "well..do you know?" Squall calmly says, "...blue?" Ansem grins, "yes..blue is correct!" "Now..Cloud..what is 7,873,498,274 x 3,845,739,745?"
Cloud stares at Ansem blankly, and falls to the floor with swirly things in his eyes. [@.@] "Ansem looks to his bunny, "Mr.Pookie, do you know?" He puts his ear to the bunny and nods. "uh huh..THATS CORRECT! Mr.Pookie wins the entire game!!" All of the people stare at him and Sora manages to say, "but...why?"
Ansem snarls and tightly hugs the bunny, "BECAUSE I SAY SO,GOD DANGIT!" Cloud sits up and looks at Ansem, "pickle." Ansem stares at CLoud who again says, "pickle!" Everyone in the building looks at Cloud as he yells out, "I WANNA BLASTED PICKLE!"
~~~ At home.
Squall looks at Cloud, who now says nothing more than pickle..or "i wanna pickle." Squall gets the phone and calls a doctor and blinks, "wait..I'M the mental therapist.^-^" Squall drags Cloud into his 'office' and sits him down on a stool, while Squall sits on a sofa. "Now, Cloud..tell me whats troubling you." Cloud tilts his head, "pickle la?"
Squall shakes his head and pulls out a pickle, which instantly causes Cloud to drool. "DO you want the pickle CLoud, do wanna hold it? eat it?" Cloud nods rapidly. "Then ya got ta got ta try a little tenderness!" Cloud stares at Squall blankly, "gimme da pickle." "No." "GIMME DA PICKLE!" "NO!" CLoud begins to maul Squall and he eats his prized pickle, Squall lying on the floor, all bruised and bloody.
Cloud smiles and skips out of the room, "Pickle! Pickle!"
~~~~ on the way to Sock factory.
"uugghhh..I think I'm being followed.." Riku begins to run toward the factory, as he gets hit in the back of the head with an acorn and falls to the ground. "ooowww.." Riku rubs his head and turns around to see..whatta ya know..a Squirrel..[ebil things] "O.O NOT YOU!" The squirrel grins and is now surrounded by hundreds of its squirrel companions. "Oh..my..god.." The squirrels all run after Riku, their teeth bared and their claws outstretched.
Riku screams at the squirrels, "GO AWAY YOU BLASTED SPAWNS OF SATAN!!!" The squirrels run faster..the drool on their faces increasing. "bad idea..." Riku screams like a little girl and cowers underneath a park bench, now fully surrounded by blood-thirsty squirrels. "Dear God..help me.."
All of the Squirrels jump at him as he whacks them with his lucky blade of grass. "BACK! back I SAY! mwaaaahahaha!" The squirrels all begin to grin at each other and move in for the kill.
~~~Ansem's room.
"Soon Riku will die, my precious, as you ordered." The bunny just sits there..like a stuffed animal that it is. Ansem grins and looks out his window, "Mr.Pookie..you and I shall rule this wretched planet..mwaha..mwahaha...MWAHAHAHAH!" Ansem coughs and beats on his chest, looking back at the bunny. "Mr.Pookie..Who shall be our next victim?" Mr.Pookie just sits there..still like a stuffed animal. Ansem blinks, "Aerith...Aerith is next to go..MWAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHA" As Ansem cackles insanely, Sephy opens the door.
"Ansem..what are you doing?" Ansem hisses at Sephy, "I am ploting against you..now shooo!" Sephy just shakes his head, "dinner's ready.." Ansem jumps into the air and runs downstairs, as Mr.Pookie's eyes glow an eerie color.
Short chappie...but interesting..Riku is about to be killed by killer squirrels[evil] and Ansem seems to be insane..why would an innocent bunny do anything evil? But..what is Ansem's plan? Will Riku ever get to work..and why is Cloud obsessed with pickles? Hmmm...cant tell D Anyway..review if you wanna find out ^-^
Chappie 2. The squirrels that kill
Squall and Cloud break into Riku's room and stuff him in a bag..a large bag..what else could contain Riku?
Riku struggles to get free, "hey! Lemme goooo!" Cloud and Squall grin and carry..the bag..towards a rather large building, entitled "Ansem's GameShow".[dun dun dun]
~~~ Inside the building
Riku gets dumped out of the bag into a chair behind a podium..that looks rather like one from Jeopardy. Near Riku, on similar..err..stations are Cloud, Squall, Sora, and Sephiroth. Sephiroth cackles insanely and puts a 'loser sign' on Sora's head, "You are SOO gonna lose, small fry!"
Sora's eye begins to twitch as he looks at Seppie with reddish glowy eyes, "get...your hand..off..." Sephy blinks and switches places with Squall, "Sora scares meee..."
As Sephy looks at Sora cautiously every two minutes, Ansem comes out on stage..holding the bunny from yesterday.
All of the guys scream and hollar, "NOOOO! GET IT AWAY!!!!" Ansem huggles the bunny preotectively and mutters, "his name is Mr.Pookie.."
The camera 'guy' glares at Ansem, "We're on in 5.." Ansem blinks, "5 minutes..?" The camera yells, "no...five SECONDS!" Ansem hisses and gets backstage as the weird music starts.
"AND HEEERRREEEEEE'S ANNSEEMM!" [Space Jammish music..that do do do do do do do..whatever...e.e;] Ansem runs out to the stage..still holding his possessed stuffed rabbit..as he puts the microphone to his lips.
"Now..welcome folks! We have a special episode today..the Robinsons[rofl] versus the..guys with swords!!!" -silence- "eh heh..our first question goes to Mr. Robinson.." Ansem clears his throat, "what is a color that looks blue?"
Mr.Robinson[who is a mime] just sits there and stares at Ansem, as he begins to put himself in a..box.. Mrs.Robinson[clown] whacks her husband over the head repeatedly with her large shoe. "WE MIGHT LOSE TO THIS IDIOTS BECAUSE OF YOUUU!"
Mr.Robinson drops an invisible piano on his wife and nods for Ansem to continue. Ansem nods and looks to Squall, "well..do you know?" Squall calmly says, "...blue?" Ansem grins, "yes..blue is correct!" "Now..Cloud..what is 7,873,498,274 x 3,845,739,745?"
Cloud stares at Ansem blankly, and falls to the floor with swirly things in his eyes. [@.@] "Ansem looks to his bunny, "Mr.Pookie, do you know?" He puts his ear to the bunny and nods. "uh huh..THATS CORRECT! Mr.Pookie wins the entire game!!" All of the people stare at him and Sora manages to say, "but...why?"
Ansem snarls and tightly hugs the bunny, "BECAUSE I SAY SO,GOD DANGIT!" Cloud sits up and looks at Ansem, "pickle." Ansem stares at CLoud who again says, "pickle!" Everyone in the building looks at Cloud as he yells out, "I WANNA BLASTED PICKLE!"
~~~ At home.
Squall looks at Cloud, who now says nothing more than pickle..or "i wanna pickle." Squall gets the phone and calls a doctor and blinks, "wait..I'M the mental therapist.^-^" Squall drags Cloud into his 'office' and sits him down on a stool, while Squall sits on a sofa. "Now, Cloud..tell me whats troubling you." Cloud tilts his head, "pickle la?"
Squall shakes his head and pulls out a pickle, which instantly causes Cloud to drool. "DO you want the pickle CLoud, do wanna hold it? eat it?" Cloud nods rapidly. "Then ya got ta got ta try a little tenderness!" Cloud stares at Squall blankly, "gimme da pickle." "No." "GIMME DA PICKLE!" "NO!" CLoud begins to maul Squall and he eats his prized pickle, Squall lying on the floor, all bruised and bloody.
Cloud smiles and skips out of the room, "Pickle! Pickle!"
~~~~ on the way to Sock factory.
"uugghhh..I think I'm being followed.." Riku begins to run toward the factory, as he gets hit in the back of the head with an acorn and falls to the ground. "ooowww.." Riku rubs his head and turns around to see..whatta ya know..a Squirrel..[ebil things] "O.O NOT YOU!" The squirrel grins and is now surrounded by hundreds of its squirrel companions. "Oh..my..god.." The squirrels all run after Riku, their teeth bared and their claws outstretched.
Riku screams at the squirrels, "GO AWAY YOU BLASTED SPAWNS OF SATAN!!!" The squirrels run faster..the drool on their faces increasing. "bad idea..." Riku screams like a little girl and cowers underneath a park bench, now fully surrounded by blood-thirsty squirrels. "Dear God..help me.."
All of the Squirrels jump at him as he whacks them with his lucky blade of grass. "BACK! back I SAY! mwaaaahahaha!" The squirrels all begin to grin at each other and move in for the kill.
~~~Ansem's room.
"Soon Riku will die, my precious, as you ordered." The bunny just sits there..like a stuffed animal that it is. Ansem grins and looks out his window, "Mr.Pookie..you and I shall rule this wretched planet..mwaha..mwahaha...MWAHAHAHAH!" Ansem coughs and beats on his chest, looking back at the bunny. "Mr.Pookie..Who shall be our next victim?" Mr.Pookie just sits there..still like a stuffed animal. Ansem blinks, "Aerith...Aerith is next to go..MWAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHA" As Ansem cackles insanely, Sephy opens the door.
"Ansem..what are you doing?" Ansem hisses at Sephy, "I am ploting against you..now shooo!" Sephy just shakes his head, "dinner's ready.." Ansem jumps into the air and runs downstairs, as Mr.Pookie's eyes glow an eerie color.
Short chappie...but interesting..Riku is about to be killed by killer squirrels[evil] and Ansem seems to be insane..why would an innocent bunny do anything evil? But..what is Ansem's plan? Will Riku ever get to work..and why is Cloud obsessed with pickles? Hmmm...cant tell D Anyway..review if you wanna find out ^-^
