*~Mt. Dew Hyperness~*

All characters owned by George Lucas, except for Sabra, and me. We own ourselves. We do not own Carrie, Erica, and Stephanie...one of their multiple personalities own them.  Oh, we drank about four cans of Mt. Dew when we wrote this so take pity on us.

       While training to be a Jedi, Luke had a vision that Han, Chewie, Leia, and C3PO were in trouble. Luke left Degoba and went to Cloud City. There, he found Darth Vader. This is what really happened

Luke and Darth Vader are about to fight when Kirsten walks into the room.

Kirsten (in an annoying voice): HI!!!!!!! Who are you? My name is Kirsten, and I had a lot of Mt. Dew before I came here and I was looking for the bathroom, so I asked this one dude in a white plastic suit and he told me to go to the third door on the right, and I did and now I'm here and I said "Hi!!! Who are you? My name is Kirsten, and I had a lot of Mt. Dew before I came here and I was looking for a bathroom, so I asked this one dude in a white plastic suit and he told me to go to the third door on the right, and I did and now I'm here" and I said-

 

Darth Vader: Shutup! I heard that already!

Darth Vader is about to strangle Kirsten when Sabra walks into the room.

Sabra: Helloooooo! Who are you? Where am I? What's going on? Bangs on Darth Vader's helmet. Why are you wearing a mask? I'm CONFUSED!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh, My name is Sabra.

Darth Vader: There are TWO of you?

Sabra: YUP!

Luke: Who are you?

Kirsten: Hi!!!!!!!!!!!! What's your name? My name is Kirsten and-

Darth Vader found a roll of duct tape and taped Kirsten's mouth shut.

Kirsten: Mphhhhhhhh!!!!!!! Phmhphhhhhhh!!!!!!

Darth Vader: FINALLY!!!!!!!

Kirsten (ripping off the tape): OWWWWWW!!!!!!! Sob Why would you do such a thing? Sob I'm telling my MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!! WAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Darth Vader (trying to comfort Kirsten before she blows up the place): Shhhhhh!!!! Don't cry! I didn't mean to hurt you!

Kirsten (still crying): sob No, you are doing that just so you can fight with that cute guy over there. (Points to Luke)

Luke: Uhhhhh....... thanks, I guess.

Sabra: But young Obi-Wan Kenobi is a lot hotter!!!!  

Kirsten: I know!!!!!!! Starts to drool. Obi-Wan is so hot! 

Luke starts to cry.

Darth Vader: Luke, don't we have to fight?

Luke (stops crying): Oh yeah, that's why I'm here. Luke gets out lightsaber and lights it. Darth Vader does the same.

Kirsten: WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I GOTTA GET THE POPCORN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Kirsten digs into her purse, roughly the size of a VCR, and gets out two bags of microwavable popcorn.

Kirsten: Now where is a microwave?????? Kirsten digs into her purse and pulls out a microwave, already plugged in and ready to cook.

Luke: I'm not gonna ask.

A loud ding is heard.

Kirsten: OOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! THE POPCORN'S DONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Takes first bag out and puts in the second bag. When the second bag was done, Kirsten pulled out two lawn chairs from her purse. Kirsten and Sabra sat down and started to eat their popcorn.

Darth Vader: Can we now start the fight???

Kirsten: NO!!!!!!!!!! We gotta get something to drink. You don't want us to choke on our popcorn, do you??

Darth Vader (under breath): Actually, I hoped you would.

Kirsten gets two cans of Mt. Dew out of her purse.

Sabra: MT. DEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE MY MT. DEW!!!!!!

Luke: Oh no! Uses the Force to grab both cans of the beloved Mt. Dew.

Sabra and Kirsten: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kirsten: NOT OUR MT. DEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sabra: WE'LL DIE IF WE DON'T HAVE OUR MT. DEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kirsten (waves hand): You will give us the Mt. Dew.

Luke: No.

Kirsten (waves hand again): You WILL give us the Mt. Dew.

Luke: NO!!!!!!

Sabra: I don't think that it'll work, Kirsten. They are Jedi, you know.

Kirsten: It was worth a shot. Gets two more cans of Mt. Dew out of her purse.

Luke: You brought MORE?

Kirsten: Of course! Why wouldn't I?

Darth Vader (hopeful): Because you don't want to annoy us?

Sabra: No, you silly helmet wearing freak, because we're REPOSABLE! And we plan ahead!

Luke: Don't you mean Responsible?

Darth Vader: Can we fight NOW?

Kirsten: No

Darth Vader looks like he wants to kill Kirsten

Luke: Why not?

Kirsten: I don't know. I like saying no. NO! NO! NO! NO! NONONONONONO!!!! Hehehehehehe!

Darth Vader (thinking): Good Grief! When will it end? When will it end?

Sabra walks up to Darth Vader

Sabra: Whatcha thinking about???

Darth Vader (surprised): Good Grief! Why did you scare me like that?

Sabra: I dunno

All of a sudden, the door opens again.

Carrie: HIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Erica: HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stephanie: HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All three: HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All three are each carrying a 24-pack of Mt. Dew and wearing a Mt. Dew crown. 

Kirsten/Sabra: YAY!! MORE MT. DEW!!!!

Vader and Luke stare at the 3 newcomers, confused

Carrie: Friend?

Erica: Friend?

Stephanie: Frrrrrriiiiieeeeennnnndddd????

Darth Vader: ummmmm.....

Erica/Carrie/Steph: FRRRRIIIIIIIEEEEEENNNNNDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Erica, Carrie, and Stephanie race up to Darth Vader and squeeze him till he almost explodes.  Then they leave just as suddenly as they came, laughing like idiots. They leave the extra Mt. Dew on the floor. Darth Vader takes the Mt. Dew and throws it out the door.

Kirsten/Sabra: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

They naturally chase after the flying Mt. Dew, leaving Darth Vader and Luke alone.

Luke: Now where were we?

Darth Vader: The part where....ummmm.... Looks at script.

Darth Vader: The part where we fight and I chop off your hand.

Luke: WHAT?????? I didn't know about that!!! Why my hand? Are you sure you are supposed to chop off my hand? Let me see the script. Walks over to Darth Vader and looks at the script.

Suddenly, the door opens again.  Carrie, Erica, and Steph re-enter, only this time they are dressesd up as hobbits and some weird thing.

Steph: Oh.... hello.  Can you kindly tell us where Mount Doom is?? We are supposed to be taking this ring there to destroy it......

Carrie:  ooooo......pretty ring.  Hello. My name is Sam....Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam  (Sits down and starts rocking back and forth saying Sam over and over again)

Erica: Hellllooooo my precioussssssss.............(Holds up an onion ring)

Stephanie: Wait!!!! Stop the story!!! Pause lines appear around everyone. Erica, why do you have an onion ring? Where's the golden ring of doom at?

Erica: I sold it for a fish. Nice tasty fishes….Precious!

Stephanie: Oh! I get it now! Back to the show!

All the pause lines disappear.

Darth Vader: Ummm.....what the heck are you?

Carrie: I'm Sam. Sam Sam SAM!!!

Steph: I'm Frodo...DUH!!!!!

Erica: precioussssssss.............

Darth Vader: Well... we're about to fight, so-

Luke: And don't chop off my hand!

Darth Vader: We've been through this a million times, Luke. I HAVE to chop off your hand. The script says so. I can't make George Lucas mad. He can kill me off in one of the movies. It's nothing personal.

Carrie: you guys are boring. Come on Frodo.... let's get instructions from that weird robot thingy we saw outside.

Steph: Sure....whatever. Uh Oh.

Erica/Carrie: What?

Steph: My Mt. Dew is wearing off.

Carrie: Noo!! Quick! Let's get out of here! Frodo needs her Mt. Dew.

Erica: precioussssssss.............

Steph: Good grief, Erica. That is starting to get annoying.

Carrie (gasps): Oh no!!! It's worse than I thought! Frodo actually thinks we're annoying!

Steph: My name is Stephanie, not Frodo.

Carrie: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! TO THE BATMOBILE!!!!!!

Erica: precioussssssss.............

Steph: Whatever.

The three leave, heading to the Batmobile.

Darth Vader: What just happened?

Luke: I don't know, but they scared me.

All of a sudden, three cases of Mt. Dew flies into the room, and Kirsten and Sabra soon follow it.

Darth Vader: Oh no. I thought the flying Mt. Dew would distract them.

Sabra: HI AGAIN!! Is this the part where you chop Luke's hand off?

Luke: NO!! I don't want my hand chopped off! Can't we just erase that part?

Darth Vader: NO! We can't erase something that is already in the script. Besides, we don't own it. George Lucas owns it.

Sabra: That poopy brain.

Kirsten: Hold on

Kirsten grabs her purse, and pulls out George Lucas.

Sabra: hello!!!

George Lucas:  Oh no...Not again.......

Darth Vader: What do you mean, not again??

George:  last time I saw these two, I ended up creating Jar-Jar Binks.

All shudder

Kirsten:  Hey...that wasn't my fault meesa thinks.

Sabra: yeah.....Is it our fault that the people didn't

appreciate a little comic relief???

Luke, Darth Vader, and George Lucas: YES!!!

Darth Vader: Wait a moment.  You said you created Jar-Jar.  Does that mean that we aren't real?? That you just created us all??

Awkward silence

Sabra: Awwwww.....we still love you darth vader.

Sabra runs up and hugs Vader around his waist really hard.

Darth Vader: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! GET HER OFF MEEEEEE!!!!

Darth Vader pushes Sabra away into Luke.  Sabra instantly starts hugging Luke, who then pushes her back towards Kirsten.

Kirsten: I wanna hug!! I wanna hug!!!

Sabra: no...you are too stupid. besides...I wanna get out of here...these guys suck!

Kirsten: I know what to do!!!!  Pulls something out of her purse, then she and Sabra leave the room laughing evilly. They go to the next room and watch the others through a two-way mirror.

Darth Vader, Luke, and George: Oh no.

They look down, and see thousands of Furbies walking around.

Furbie: Mama, me hungry! AHH AHH!!!!!!!

Another Furbie: Mama, PLAY WITH ME!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yet another Furbie: WAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! TUMMYACHE!!!!!!!!!! WAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Luke and Darth Vader use their lightsabers and chop up the Furbies, but failed miserably.

Kirsten's voice on the speaker:  HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I knew you would do that, so I put a special anti-lightsaber-thingy force field on all of the furbies that I had in my purse, and all of those are on the floor in the room that you are in now!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Luke and Darth Vader: Oh yeah??

Luke and Darth Vader use the force to fly all the furbies into the room that Kirsten and Sabra are in.  In the process, they also fly George Lucas to into the carbonization chamber.  Kirsten and Sabra come screaming and running back into the room.  They accidentally hit the "On" switch.  Everyone looks up as they hear a faint scream, then continue doing what they were doing before.

Sabra: What possessed you to do something like that???

Kirsten: Why Vady? Why????

Darth Vader: Because we hate you.

Sabra: This isn't true, is it Luke??

Luke: Yup.  The entire, total truth.

Kirsten and Sabra burst into huge, gigantic tears.

Kirsten: WAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU DON'T LOVE US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Cries some more.

Luke: Stop crying! We will love you if you would just sit down on the lawn chairs that you left in here, eat your popcorn, drink your Mt. Dew (Shudders) and just BE QUIET!!!!!!!

Kirsten and Sabra sit down and eat their popcorn in silence.

Darth Vader: Ok, now we can fight.

Luke and Darth Vader start to fight.

A few minutes later...............

Darth Vader: Impressive moves. Now release your anger.

Kirsten and Sabra start to snicker.

Darth Vader: What is it??????

Kirsten: Oh nothing..... go on with your fight.

Darth Vader and Luke continue the fight. Darth Vader slices Luke's hand. Luke screams in pain.

Kirsten: Hey! No blood!

Sabra: This is a Rated PG movie, stupid.

Luke: SHUTUP!!!!!!

Rap music begins playing

Darth Vader: Hey Luke, Obi Wan wouldn't bother. Tell me about you father.

Kirsten and Sabra start snickering again.

Kirsten: When did this turn into MTV?

Kirsten and Sabra start dancing to the music.

Luke and Darth Vader look at them for a brief moment then continue fighting

Luke (Crying): He told me enough! He told me you killed him!

Darth Vader: Then I have something to tell you.................. Luke, I'm your father, I'm your father, Luke...I'm your father, I'm your father.

Sabra: HOLY BEAN BORRITOS!!!!!!!!! Almost chokes on her popcorn. Coughs uncontrolably.

Kirsten: Next time on Jerry Springer........ My dad's Darth Vader!

Luke: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wait....... HEY!!!! YOU HAVE CHILD SUPPORT TO PAY!!!!!!!!!

Darth Vader: No, your mom's dead. You were raised by your aunt and uncle.

Luke: That you killed!

Kirsten and Sabra: ooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!! Chants "Jerry! Jerry!" over and over again.

Luke and Darth look confused.

Sabra: It's an inside joke. Nothing you would understand.

Luke: Oh. Okay.

Suddenly, the door opens again.  Carrie, Stephanie, and Erica come in, carrying a briefcase.

Steph: Ready you guys???

Carrie/Erica: Ready!!!

Carrie, Erica, and Stephanie look at each other, then push a big red button on the side of the briefcase.  Suddenly, out of their briefcase, the Jerry Springer set appears.  Carrie, aka Jerry Springer goes up to the front.  Stephanie and Erica (who are the bodyguards) go and grab Luke and Darth Vader and set them in the chairs.  Kirsten and Sabra sit down in the top row of bleachers in the audience.

Carrie: Hi and welcome to The Jerry Springer Show. I'm Jerry Springer. Wait. If I'm Jerry Springer, than who is Carrie? I'M CONFUSED!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Starts to cry.

Steph: You are Jerry Springer.  Carrie doesn't exist.  Now start acting more Jerry-ier or you're gonna have to be the bodyguard and I'll get to be Jerry Springer. Hey...where is Erica?? Looks to Erica who is rocking back and forth on the floor saying "precioussssssss............."

Steph: GOSH!!!! Am I the only sane one here?? Erica.....Wrong movie. Carrie....you ARE Jerry Springer...feel the Springer flowing thru your veins.....feel the Springer.....be the Springer.......or I'm just gonna have to hurt you!!

Carrie: Yes Steph.

Erica: yes prec.......... ooops. Sorry. Yes Steppy

Steph: Ok.....now back to the show

Carrie: Today on Jerry Springer, My father's trying to make me evil and take over the world just like him.  Now we have just finished hearing the sad tale of Dr. Evil and his son, Scott, now lets meet Darth Vader and his son, Luke.

Kirsten/Sabra: Yay!!!!!

Carrie: Now, Darth Vader, please tell us your side of the story.

Darth Vader: Well...it started with Padme.  I was in love with her, and we got married and had two twins, A girl and a boy named Luke and Leia.

Luke: WHAT???? Leia is my SISTER????? But....She kissed  me!!!!! EWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!

Kirsten/Sabra:  EWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!

Sabra: (stands up) That's just wrong, man.

Kirsten:(stands up too) Sick man...just plain sick.

Darth Vader: So anyway......we were a nice happy family, until Padme started seeing another guy.  I tried to reason with her, but it was too painful for me to bear.  So I turned to the Dark Side to get my revenge on the world.

Sabra/Kirsten: Awwwwwwwwwww........

Luke: How dare you say that about the mother that I never knew??? You are a big fat loser liar!!!

Luke and Darth Vader jump out of their seats and start punching each other.  Steph and Erica look up from their intriguing card game, Rattail, then shrug and continue playing it.  Sighing, Carrie pulls the 2 apart.

Carrie:  Ok guys...now stop fighting.  I have a surprise for you.  (yelling to someone off screen) Padme's second lover, come on out...

Luke: What?? So it is true......my mom was cheating on him...

Everyone looks up to see the person.

Jar-Jar Binks: Hello everyone.....Meesa glad to see you!!

Everyone: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Carrie/Erica/Steph: This is too weird...even for us!! We're outta here!!!!

They push another red button on the wall, and suddenly, the set disappears back into a briefcase, which leaves everyone sitting stunned on the floor. Kirsten and Sabra pass out because they were so high up in the bleachers when the set disappeared. Carrie, Erica, and Steph race out of the room.

Steph: (as they run out) Hey!!! Let's go visit Spiderman!!! Carrie, Erica, and Stephanie can be heard singing the Spiderman song as the door closes.

Luke: How could you Jar-Jar???? I haven't even met you, But I HATE YOU!!!!!

Darth Vader: Yeah....you broke up our nice happy family.  I HATE YOU TOO!!!!!

Darth Vader and Luke pull out their light sabers and cut up Jar-Jar into little itty-bitty pieces that fall into a nice, neat pile.  They are putting away their light sabers when Kirsten and Sabra wake up.

Kirsten: Awww.....you made us a casserole.  You didn't have to.

Luke: But.....

Sabra: Looks good......

Darth Vader: I wouldn't.....

Kirsten and Sabra lunge for the pieces of Jar-Jar and start stuffing their faces.

Kirsten and Sabra: (spits everything out again) YUUUUCCCKKK!!!!!!!

Sabra: Are you insane??

Kirsten: Yeah...you should know better than that.....Fish does not make good casserole.

Kirsten and Sabra walk out the door to go find their Mt. Dew, which had mysteriously disappeared when Carrie, Erica, and Stephanie ran out the door.

Darth Vader: Good...they are gone.  Now Luke, now that you know the truth...will you turn to the Dark Side with me??

Luke: No.  You killed my Aunt and Uncle!!! And I still hate you.  I don't believe what you said, and Jar-Jar showing up was probably just a coincidence.  And plus...I don't believe anything that those 5 insane-os say.

Darth Vader: Then we must fight.

Darth Vader and Luke pull out their Light Sabers.

Kirsten and Sabra come back in.

Kirsten: Heeeeyyy....didn't you already do this once??

Sabra: Yeah....you aren't supposed fight twice.

Darth Vader: No, we're still fighting the first one. We always get so rudely interrupted.

Kirsten: Well sorry!!!!!!!!

Luke: Hey...tell you what.  If you just sit back and let us fight, we will give you unlimited Mt. Dew.

Sabra: u...un...unlimited?????

Kirsten: yuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmm.........

Kirsten gets her and Sabra's lawn chairs and popcorn, then sit back expectantly.

Sabra: Weeeelllll???

Luke: (with a sigh) Here. Luke uses his force powers to summon a huge pyramid of Mountain Dews.

Luke: There. You happy??

Kirsten: Yup

Darth Vader: Now where were we??

Luke: I think at the part where you are trying to convince me to join the dark side.

Darth Vader: Oh yeah.  Luke, join me.  You don't realize the power of the Dark Force.  There is no other way.

Luke: Well....oka-

Kirsten: Hey!!! We're out of Mt. Dew!!

Darth Vader: Already????

Sabra: Look! There's more over there!!

Kirsten and Sabra race past Darth Vader and Luke, accidentally knocking Luke down the hole.

Luke: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Luke kept on falling until no one could see him anymore.

Kirsten: Hey....where'd he go??

Sabra: How rude.

Kirsten: Come on Sabra.....let's go find him

Kirsten and Sabra leave the room, followed by Darth Vader.

Later on......

Luke is outside the building, hanging on some sort of pole.  Darth Vader is somewhere inside, and Kirsten and Sabra are out looking for Luke.  

Luke: Ben!!!

Luke: I'm gonna die up here.  I'd ask for anyone to save me......even those two crazy people, Kirsten and Sabra.

Kirsten: Hi Luke!!!

Sabra: There you are!!! We looked everywhere for you!! Why did you leave us??

Luke looks up and sees Kirsten and Sabra leaning outside of a spaceship.

Luke: Oh No.

Kirsten: Hey Sabra!! Look, he wants to play the little piggy game!!

Luke: The what?

Sabra: You know....the little piggy game.

Luke: ummmm...

Kirsten: This little piggy went to market. (Kirsten lifts up one of Luke's fingers.)

Sabra: This little piggy stayed home. (Sabra lifts up another one of his fingers)

Luke: LEIA!!!!!!!!

Meanwhile, on Leia's ship....

Leia: Ugh.

Steph: So anyway, then she walked in and she said HI!!!!!!!

 Who are you? My name is Kirsten, and I had a lot

of Mt. Dew before I came here and I was looking for the

bathroom, so I asked this one dude in a white plastic suit

and he told me to go to the third door on the right, and I did

and now I'm here and I said HI!!!!!!! Who are you? My

name is Kirsten, and I had a lot of Mt. Dew before I came

here and I was looking for the bathroom, so I asked this one

dude in a white plastic suit and he told me to go to the third

door on the right, and I did and now I'm here and I said.....

Leia: Alright...I get it.  So, what does all of this have to do

with why you are on my ship.

Stephanie: Well, Carrie, Erica, and I...

Leia: Who are Carrie and Erica?

Stephanie: Oh....they are those two people riding on top of the spaceship.

Leia: ummm...

Stephanie: So anyway, back on to my story.  We got grossed out when we found out that Padme...you know Padme.......she's you and Luke's dad........was cheating on Darth Vader with Jar-Jar Binks.

Leia: Luke is my brother? Darth Vader is my dad?

Stephanie: yes, yes, now stop interrupting!!!! Now anyway......we were on the way out when...

Luke's voice offscreen: Leia!!

Stephanie: Luke!! Shuttup and let me finish my story!!! Now anyway, we were leaving when I got the brilliant idea to go visit Spiderman.  So, we decided to get a ride from you guys to go get to him.

Leia:  I have to go save my brother!!!

Stephanie: Oh, don't worry about him....he's fine. HEY!!! CARRIE AND ERICA!!! GET DOWN HERE!!!!

Carrie and Erica jump back into the ship.  The three grab the controls, and speed away, heading towards Spiderman's world.

THE END!!!!!!!

Author's Note: Stephalopolis- Hey all… hope you liked it… It's part one of a continuing story… In fact, the other 3 stories are already finished! Now it's just a matter of posting them… anyway, sorry for the lots of italicized… it was supposed to be Bold, but it wouldn't show up on FFnet… can somebody post and tell us how (if it's possible even J)? Sorry for being stupid :P Anyway… once we figure out how to get more proficient with FFnet, the story will become more organized… in fact, if you guys had the ability to see it how it is on Word, you would really like it… it's all neat, and has cute font… anyway, Hope you liked and please review!

Author's Note: Sabra- Hey everyone! How was it? Was it painful? Was it funny? I hope you enjoyed it…Anyways, get ready for Red: The Madness Continues. Dun Dun DUNNNN!!!!! Huggles!

Author's Note: Kirsten- Hey! Grrrr…. I hate going last… well anywho, hope you all like it! (gets out a Legolas plushie and holds it up to the screen) This is Little Leggie. He wants you to review this story. He also wants… a cookie? Fine, you can have a cookie. Here. (tosses a chocolate chip cookie behind her shoulder. Little Leggie hops off and eats the cookie happily) You see what I have to put up with? Oh well, please review! J 

Hey all! Check out Red: The Madness Continues! Now Posted… part two of this story…