3 more reviews!!! YusH!!! tHANK YEW ALL! The Squirrel are ebil...they are the true vilains here..or..are they? mwahahahahah! well..because of being at my mom's house it may take a while to update..o.o but do not fear...there will be more! kwa kwa kwa! well, enjoy!
Unknown Emotions Chappie 3. A girl named Aerith
Sora appears in a portal somewhat like Sephy's and beats all the stupid squirrels to a little pulp. Riku shivers in fear and sucks his thumb, "mama..I want mama..." Sora shakes his head and gets knocked out by a large squirrel. This squirrel was different from the rest, it had a crown on its head..ot was the Queen..Queen Andie.
Queen Andie steps on Sora's head and looks at the little heap under the park bench. She shakes her head and begins to prod him with a stick. "You worthless human..I will destory you now..or hmmm.." The squirrel looks at Riku and grins, "perhaps I shall torture you first..." Queen Andie laughs insanely and drags the sobbing Riku off toward a 'secret hideout'.
~~~~AT the house
Ansem eats his dinner happily and grabs his cell phone. Sephy looks at Ansem over the top of his newspaper and ducks his head whenever Ansem looks up. Sephy hears a doorbell and looks at Ansem. Ansem hisses, "I'm not gettin it..." Cloud, now wearing coconuts and a hula skirt, dances with his pickle and answers the door, "pickle hey!" O.O "you.."
He sees a girl in a pink dress with her hair pulled in a braid walk in. She pulls out her camera and takes a picture of Cloud, "Teehee..that's going on the internet!" Cloud shrieks and covers his coconuts, while running upstairs. Aerith laughs insanely and walks upstairs into Ansem's room.
Aerith grins as she sees the rabbit. "Sora stole you from me..but now we are reunited.." She laughs evilly as she hears footsteps coming near. "God dangit," she whispers to herself. "Time to transform...AERITH COSMIC POWWEERRR!" Aerith transforms into a strange-looking ninja and climbs onto the wall like Spider-man. Ansem walks into the room and clings to Mr.Pookie. "Heh heh..she is here..now we can summon the squirrels to dispose of her!" Ansem pulls his cell phone out of his pocket and screams like a little girl.
~~~~The mental Institution
Squall folds his papers on his desk and looks at his watch. "hmm..my three o'clock appointment is with someone named Michaley Robinson[mwaha..]." He leans back in his chair and thinks, "now where have I heard the name 'Robinson' before?" He hears a knock on his door and watches a clown walk in the room. "Oh..now I remember...o.o dear god..no..." Mrs.Robinson honks her nose and sits on the sofa. "Mr.Leonhart..I have a problem.."
"You see, my husband never talks to me..he just drops pianos on me and puts himself in boxes AND HAS MADE MY LIFE A LIVIN HECK!!! I WANT TO KILL HIM SO DO YOU KNOW ANYBODY GOOD?" Squall blinks and shrugs. Mrs.Robinson pulls her hair out and makes a balloon gun and puts it to Squall's head, "I'm warnin you, buddy...DON'T MAKE ME!!!!!" squall sighs and sits Mrs.Robinson back down and talks to her in a soft voice, "Mrs.Robinson..you have gone through alot..and I understand that..really I do..put killing him wont help..well it will..but that's not the point!"
Mrs.Robinson strangles Squall and screams at him, "YOU ARE A QUACK!" Squall begins to quack like a duck and swims in a pond by his desk. Mrs.Robinson blinks and begins to run in circles. "YOU IDIOT!! I WANT YOU TO KILL HIM!" Squall blinks and grins, "how much willya pay me?" Mrs.Robinson screams, "NOTHING!!" Squall grins, "well then you must go now.." Mrs.Robinson blinks, "but I just payed $500 dollars to get in here..."
Squall puts on a pair of sunglasses and pulls a neuralizer[thingy from men in black] and pushes the button. [FLASH!] "You are a dog from downtown..you love cats..you live in a box..you will never speak to me again." Mrs.Robinson gets on all fours and jumps out of the window, barking like a dog.
~~~~~Squirrel Hideout
Queen Andie laughs insanely as she looks at Riku, now chained to a tree. "Well..what do you have to say,human? TELL ME THE WHERABOUTS OF LESLIE!"[me..i'm her arch nemesis..] Riku spits on Andie, "I'll never tell you where she is!!!!" Andie grins, her teeth showing.[similar to '=B'] "SLAVES!! BRING ME...'IT'!!" A dozen human slaves come and bring Andie a box, a glowing..sparkly box. As Andie opens it, a strange angelic sound is heard, followed by a 'dun dun dun'. Andie cackles and pulls it out--a feather!! She looks to Riku evilly and begins to tickle him without mercy. Riku laughs uncontrollably and kicks around, "MAKE IT STOOPPP!!! PLEASE..MAKE IT STOPP!!" Andie grins and prods him with a pitchfork, "not until you tell me where Leslie is.." Riku sighs and says, "she's probably at her house..I don't know.." Andie snaps her paws and the slaves run off to my house. "Riku..you shall be rewarded for your loyalty..."
Andie slaps Riku and prods him with the pitchfork. "The squirrels will take over..and when we do..all you slimy humans will become our slaves..and only one person stands in our way..that is Leslie and her army she has been creating..she WILL be stopped..regardless of any friendship we may have."
~~~~Ansem's room
"Mr.Pookie," Ansem whispers, "what do you mean, you have abandoned me?" The bunny glares at Ansem, "you are with the squirrels...I cannot help someone as foolish as you." Aerith shoots a web at Ansem and ties him to the wall. Ansem gasps, "w-who are you?" Aerith grins, "I'm your friendly neighborhood squirrel terminator." Aerith takes Mr.Pookie and glances back at Ansem, "I know that you have feelings for this rabbit...maybe unknown emotions even to you..but they are still unknown emotions..and working alongside the squirrels will only give you a fast death."
Aerith shoots a web and swings out of the window, with Mr.Pookie in her arms. "Yes..a beautiful escape speech!" As Aerith says this, she slams face-first into a wall. "Ow..that was not foreseen...that was not foreseen..."
~~~~The sock factory
"Where is that bum, Riku? We have a load of 'Hanes her way' to be shipped out to Wal-Mart.."
~~~~My Room
As I type, I hear footsteps upstairs and see a dozen human slaves coming at me. Hmm..they have torches and pitchforks..what do they want? I'm in the middle of a story here! GRRR! time to get my ol' trusty fryin' pan!! I beat them all over the head with my fryin' pan and shake my fist at the sky, "GOD DANGIT ANDIE!!! I'M TRYING TO WRITE A STORY HERE! GEEZ! COULDN'T YOU JUST WAIT A LITTLE WHILE BEFORE YOU SEND A COUPLE OF BOZOS AFTER ME?
I sit back in my chair and type the story some more..well..I guess this is the end of this chappie..^^ i hope you enjoyed this, I know it's not as funny, but I have to goto the doctor tomorrow..I couldn't think of much..there will be more soon..and this chappie ish dedicated to Andie..e.e; YA HAPPY ANDIE? HUH? WELL NEXT TIME IF YOU SEND SOME SLAVES TO GET ME THERE WILL BE NOOO MORE CHAPPIES WITH YOU IN EM GOT IT?!?!?! Good..well I'll try to update soon..^-^ reviews would be nice..-whimpers and glares at Andie more-
Unknown Emotions Chappie 3. A girl named Aerith
Sora appears in a portal somewhat like Sephy's and beats all the stupid squirrels to a little pulp. Riku shivers in fear and sucks his thumb, "mama..I want mama..." Sora shakes his head and gets knocked out by a large squirrel. This squirrel was different from the rest, it had a crown on its head..ot was the Queen..Queen Andie.
Queen Andie steps on Sora's head and looks at the little heap under the park bench. She shakes her head and begins to prod him with a stick. "You worthless human..I will destory you now..or hmmm.." The squirrel looks at Riku and grins, "perhaps I shall torture you first..." Queen Andie laughs insanely and drags the sobbing Riku off toward a 'secret hideout'.
~~~~AT the house
Ansem eats his dinner happily and grabs his cell phone. Sephy looks at Ansem over the top of his newspaper and ducks his head whenever Ansem looks up. Sephy hears a doorbell and looks at Ansem. Ansem hisses, "I'm not gettin it..." Cloud, now wearing coconuts and a hula skirt, dances with his pickle and answers the door, "pickle hey!" O.O "you.."
He sees a girl in a pink dress with her hair pulled in a braid walk in. She pulls out her camera and takes a picture of Cloud, "Teehee..that's going on the internet!" Cloud shrieks and covers his coconuts, while running upstairs. Aerith laughs insanely and walks upstairs into Ansem's room.
Aerith grins as she sees the rabbit. "Sora stole you from me..but now we are reunited.." She laughs evilly as she hears footsteps coming near. "God dangit," she whispers to herself. "Time to transform...AERITH COSMIC POWWEERRR!" Aerith transforms into a strange-looking ninja and climbs onto the wall like Spider-man. Ansem walks into the room and clings to Mr.Pookie. "Heh heh..she is here..now we can summon the squirrels to dispose of her!" Ansem pulls his cell phone out of his pocket and screams like a little girl.
~~~~The mental Institution
Squall folds his papers on his desk and looks at his watch. "hmm..my three o'clock appointment is with someone named Michaley Robinson[mwaha..]." He leans back in his chair and thinks, "now where have I heard the name 'Robinson' before?" He hears a knock on his door and watches a clown walk in the room. "Oh..now I remember...o.o dear god..no..." Mrs.Robinson honks her nose and sits on the sofa. "Mr.Leonhart..I have a problem.."
"You see, my husband never talks to me..he just drops pianos on me and puts himself in boxes AND HAS MADE MY LIFE A LIVIN HECK!!! I WANT TO KILL HIM SO DO YOU KNOW ANYBODY GOOD?" Squall blinks and shrugs. Mrs.Robinson pulls her hair out and makes a balloon gun and puts it to Squall's head, "I'm warnin you, buddy...DON'T MAKE ME!!!!!" squall sighs and sits Mrs.Robinson back down and talks to her in a soft voice, "Mrs.Robinson..you have gone through alot..and I understand that..really I do..put killing him wont help..well it will..but that's not the point!"
Mrs.Robinson strangles Squall and screams at him, "YOU ARE A QUACK!" Squall begins to quack like a duck and swims in a pond by his desk. Mrs.Robinson blinks and begins to run in circles. "YOU IDIOT!! I WANT YOU TO KILL HIM!" Squall blinks and grins, "how much willya pay me?" Mrs.Robinson screams, "NOTHING!!" Squall grins, "well then you must go now.." Mrs.Robinson blinks, "but I just payed $500 dollars to get in here..."
Squall puts on a pair of sunglasses and pulls a neuralizer[thingy from men in black] and pushes the button. [FLASH!] "You are a dog from downtown..you love cats..you live in a box..you will never speak to me again." Mrs.Robinson gets on all fours and jumps out of the window, barking like a dog.
~~~~~Squirrel Hideout
Queen Andie laughs insanely as she looks at Riku, now chained to a tree. "Well..what do you have to say,human? TELL ME THE WHERABOUTS OF LESLIE!"[me..i'm her arch nemesis..] Riku spits on Andie, "I'll never tell you where she is!!!!" Andie grins, her teeth showing.[similar to '=B'] "SLAVES!! BRING ME...'IT'!!" A dozen human slaves come and bring Andie a box, a glowing..sparkly box. As Andie opens it, a strange angelic sound is heard, followed by a 'dun dun dun'. Andie cackles and pulls it out--a feather!! She looks to Riku evilly and begins to tickle him without mercy. Riku laughs uncontrollably and kicks around, "MAKE IT STOOPPP!!! PLEASE..MAKE IT STOPP!!" Andie grins and prods him with a pitchfork, "not until you tell me where Leslie is.." Riku sighs and says, "she's probably at her house..I don't know.." Andie snaps her paws and the slaves run off to my house. "Riku..you shall be rewarded for your loyalty..."
Andie slaps Riku and prods him with the pitchfork. "The squirrels will take over..and when we do..all you slimy humans will become our slaves..and only one person stands in our way..that is Leslie and her army she has been creating..she WILL be stopped..regardless of any friendship we may have."
~~~~Ansem's room
"Mr.Pookie," Ansem whispers, "what do you mean, you have abandoned me?" The bunny glares at Ansem, "you are with the squirrels...I cannot help someone as foolish as you." Aerith shoots a web at Ansem and ties him to the wall. Ansem gasps, "w-who are you?" Aerith grins, "I'm your friendly neighborhood squirrel terminator." Aerith takes Mr.Pookie and glances back at Ansem, "I know that you have feelings for this rabbit...maybe unknown emotions even to you..but they are still unknown emotions..and working alongside the squirrels will only give you a fast death."
Aerith shoots a web and swings out of the window, with Mr.Pookie in her arms. "Yes..a beautiful escape speech!" As Aerith says this, she slams face-first into a wall. "Ow..that was not foreseen...that was not foreseen..."
~~~~The sock factory
"Where is that bum, Riku? We have a load of 'Hanes her way' to be shipped out to Wal-Mart.."
~~~~My Room
As I type, I hear footsteps upstairs and see a dozen human slaves coming at me. Hmm..they have torches and pitchforks..what do they want? I'm in the middle of a story here! GRRR! time to get my ol' trusty fryin' pan!! I beat them all over the head with my fryin' pan and shake my fist at the sky, "GOD DANGIT ANDIE!!! I'M TRYING TO WRITE A STORY HERE! GEEZ! COULDN'T YOU JUST WAIT A LITTLE WHILE BEFORE YOU SEND A COUPLE OF BOZOS AFTER ME?
I sit back in my chair and type the story some more..well..I guess this is the end of this chappie..^^ i hope you enjoyed this, I know it's not as funny, but I have to goto the doctor tomorrow..I couldn't think of much..there will be more soon..and this chappie ish dedicated to Andie..e.e; YA HAPPY ANDIE? HUH? WELL NEXT TIME IF YOU SEND SOME SLAVES TO GET ME THERE WILL BE NOOO MORE CHAPPIES WITH YOU IN EM GOT IT?!?!?! Good..well I'll try to update soon..^-^ reviews would be nice..-whimpers and glares at Andie more-
