*~Red: The Madness Continues~*

The room is dark.  Not a sound can be heard.  Suddenly, some elevator doors open.  Out steps Luke, Darth Vader, and 2 white robot bodyguard thingies.

They enter a large room, where the Emperor is sitting on a large seat.

Emperor: Welcome young Skywalker. I have been expecting you.  You no longer need those. (Luke's handcuffs fall off)  I'm looking forward to completing your training.  In time, you will call me (dramatic pause) Master.

Luke: You're gravely mista-

Suddenly, loud crashing noises are heard.  The 2 guards are withering on the floor.  It looks as though someone is trying to get out of the suits.

Emperor: What the???

Sabra: Man!! Those suits are stinky!! Who in their right minds would wanna stay in those??

Kirsten: Vady?????? Lukey?????? HIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!! What are you doing here????

Sabra: Duh!!! We just rode up the elevator with them doofus!!

Kirsten: Oh yeah!

Darth Vader/ Luke:  Oh no....not again.

Emperor: Who is it that disturbs us???

Sabra: Ewwwwww....what is that old, ugly, scaly thing???

Kirsten: I dunno...here, let me get out my pencil

Kirsten gets out her big purse and starts digging thru it.

Luke: Oh no.....not the purse....

Darth Vader: The what??? Pencil???

Suddenly, Kirsten pulls out a huge pencil.

Sabra: ooooo....I wanna use it first!!

Kirsten: No!!! I got it out, so I get to use it first!

Sabra: No!!! Me!!

Kirsten: No Me!

Sabra: No Me!

Kirsten: No Me!

Sabra: No Me!

Kirsten: No Me!

Darth Vader: SHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!

Sabra: Fine.....you can use it first, but I get to use it next!!!

Kirsten: (smiling happily) OKAY!!!

Kirsten turns the pencil around, and starts erasing the emperor.  Then she re-draws him, this time as a.......little baby.

Kirsten/Sabra:  AWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!! HOW CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE!!!!!!!!

Baby Emperor:  Ga Ga Ga Gaaaaaaaaaaa

Sabra:  Awwww...does the baby need his diaper changed??

Sabra starts chasing the baby emperor around.  She gets close....closer....Yes! She managed to get the pants and diaper off, but baby emperor escaped again.  Now she is chasing a naked baby emperor around.

Kirsten:  EWWWWW!!!! That is something that I don't need to see!!!! Sabra chasing some old guy......

Sabra, startled by this fact, stopped, allowing Baby Emperor to escape through some doors.

Sabra: Well......He wasn't old when I was chasing him...he was just a little baby.....and...ummmm......He needed his diapers changed!!

Kirsten: yeah...sure Sabra.  So anyway.....(looks at Darth Vader and Luke) what are you two up to??

Sabra: Are you still trying to kill each other??

Darth Vader and Luke look at each other

Darth Vader/Luke:  Yup.

Sabra: Sheesh...don't you guys ever do anything else???

Kirsten: yeah...you guys are boring. 

Luke: yeah....I went to Degobah, talked to Yoda for a few minutes, then stayed by his side as he died.

Darth Vader: Sooo...that old wrinkled green muppet finally croaked??

Luke: Hey!! Don't talk about Yoda like that...he was a great Jedi-

Kirsten: (muttering under her breath) yeah...and insane

Sabra: (also muttering under her breath)  more insane than us.

Luke: (continuing after giving Kirsten and Sabra evil glares) –and he disappeared when he died....according to my telepathic Jedi powers-

Kirsten: (whispering to Sabra)  he must have just looked at his script

Luke: -you won't disappear.  So there.

Darth Vader: I still think he is a crazy old insane muppet.

Luke: Well, I will admit, he was kind of not right in the head.

Sabra:  Hey....Luke.......I have a question.......to complete your Jedi training for Yoda, you are supposed to destroy Vader-

Darth Vader: What???!!! I always knew that old dude never liked me......

Sabra: And for the emperor's future request, you are supposed to destroy Vader to come to the dark side.  I'm confuuuuuuussssssseeeeeedddddd.....

Luke: (muttering) you're a lot more than that! Try dim-witted, stupid, thick, insane, brainless......

Suddenly, the door opens.  In walks Stephanie, dressed up like the biggest nerd, carrying a dictionary even! She walks up to the front and faces everyone.

Stephanie:  I believe what Yoda means is that Luke must destroy Darth Vader by bringing Anakin back to life, and make him care about things again.  The emperor wants Luke to just kill Darth Vader out of hatred.  Hope that helps!!

Stephanie gives everyone a big, fake, cheesy smile, then leaves just as suddenly as she came in.  Everyone looks confused, except for Kirsten and Sabra, who are uneffected by this.

Sabra: Ohhhhh....I get it now!!!

Kirsten: Hey...I'm thirsty!! Do you guys have any Mt. Dew?

Luke:  M...M...Mt. Dew?????

Darth Vader: Ummm...uhhh..no!!! We don't have any!!!

Sabra: LIAR!!!!

Kirsten: WE KNOW YOU HAVE SOME!!! GIVE IT TO US, OR I'LL BRING THE FURBIES BACK!!!

Darth Vader: Nooooo!!! Not the furbies!!

Luke: Here!!! Have some!!!

Luke throws 2 cans of Mt. Dew towards Kirsten and Sabra.

Sabra: Hey.....I don't want this

Kirsten: Yeah....we only drink Code Red now!

Sabra: (starts chanting) Code Red! Code Red! Code Red!

Darth Vader: But.....it's Mt. Dew!!

Sabra: Fine....we'll accept it this time.....but from now on, it's always red!!! Or we'll bring out the furbies!!!

Kirsten:  Now on with the movie!!

Kirsten grabs the chairs, and pre-popped popcorn out of her purse and she and Sabra sit down in them, waiting for Luke and Vader to resume fighting.

Luke: Ummm....we sort of have a problem here...

Kirsten: What now?

Darth Vader: you umm....sort of turned one of the main characters into a baby...remember???

Sabra: Oh yeah! Hey!!! That reminds me, it's my turn for the pencil!!

Kirsten:  Oh yeah...hey...where'd it go??

While Kirsten and Sabra were talking, Luke and Darth Vader were trying to hide the pencil.  Unfortunately for them, Kirsten and Sabra looked up in time to catch them before they threw the pencil into the garbage chute.

Kirsten:  HEY!!!! THEY'RE TRYING TO GET RID OF THE PENCIL!!!!

Sabra: GET THEM!!!

Kirsten and Sabra tackle the two and are able to get the pencil back before any harm comes to it.

Kirsten: Just for that......

Kirsten starts drawing in the air, and makes both of them become bald.

Sabra: Ummm...Kirsten? Nice idea and all, but Darth Vader is already bald.

Kirsten:  Oh yeah!

Kirsten draws some more

Kirsten: There!

Darth Vader is now wearing a bright pink dress with lots of frill, lace, and ruffles.  Plus, he now has bright green hair with blue w/purple polka dotted hair bows.

Everyone bursts out laughing, except for Darth Vader, who is giving evil eyes to Kirsten, and Luke, who is looking at his head using a mirror that just happened to be there.

Sabra:  Now let me use the pencil

Kirsten: ok

Sabra starts drawing intently, not letting anyone see what she is doing.  Suddenly, she steps back revealing young Obi-Wan-Kenobi.

Luke: BEN!!!!

Luke passes out from the shock of seeing Obi-Wan, aka Ben, back alive.

Obi-Wan: Hey!!! I'm young again!!!!

Obi-Wan starts doing flips around the room, Kirsten and Sabra just staring at him, drooling.  They follow him as he flips out of the room.

Darth Vader: Ok. They are gone.  Now where were we??

Luke: I'm not sure....I'm supposed to say "You're gravely mistaken.  You wont convert me as you did my father." Then the Emperor is supposed to say "Oh no my young Jedi.  You will find that it is you who are mistaken about a great many things", but the emperor is currently crawling around the floor somewhere.

Darth Vader: Well since we don't know what to do...do you wanna play Poker???

Luke: sure.

Darth Vader pulls out a deck of cards, and they begin playing.  After about 10 rounds later, Kirsten and Sabra reappear.

Kirsten/Sabra: HIIIIII!!!!!!!!

Luke: What happened to Ben??

Darth Vader: You mean Obi-Wan?

Luke: Whatever.

Kirsten: He's out getting us some Code Red

Sabra: Yeah, like nice people do.

Luke: Are you sure he wasn't just saying that do get rid of you guys?

Kirsten and Sabra just stare at him, with their mouths hanging wide open.

Kirsten: How could you SAY such a thing??

Sabra:  You mean, mean people!!

They both start crying uncontrollably.  Darth Vader and Luke look at them, then shrug and go back to their game.

Sabra: Hey....aren't you gonna comfort us??

Darth Vader: No.

Kirsten:  Fine.......

Kirsten starts going thru her purse again.  She looks up, then smiles evilly.

Kirsten: (in a sing-songy voice) Oh Saaaaaabra????

Sabra: yeeeeeeesssss????

Kirsten: Let's go ahead and leave. (under her breath) fast.

Kirsten and Sabra stand up and race out of the room.  Darth Vader and Luke haven't even noticed that they have gone.

Luke: Hey.....is it quieter in here???

All of a sudden, horrible, awful sounds start screeching thru the speaker systems.

Speaker: Woke up, in New York City....In a funky cheap hotel.

Darth Vader/ Luke: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Speaker: Livin la Vida Loca!!! Livin La Vida Loooooooooooocccccccccccccccaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!

Darth Vader: MY EARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Luke: MY BRAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Half an Hour Later

Luke and Darth Vader are in separate corners, rocking back and forth, after listening to Livin La Vida Loca for the 50th time in a row.  Suddenly, the music stops.

Darth Vader: Is it over??

Luke: I think so....

All of a sudden, Obi Wan Kenobi walked into the room, carrying two cases of Code Red Mt. Dew.

Obi Wan: Hey, where did Kirsten and Sabra go??????

Luke: Now I feel guilty.

Darth Vader: Me too.

Obi Wan: WHAT DID YOU DO TO THEM???????? STEPHANIE PAID ME 100 BUCKS TO WATCH THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Darth Vader: uhhhhhhhhh...............................

Luke: ummmmmmmmmmmm...........................

Obi Wan: Wellllllllllllllllllllllllllllll............................

Luke: We kinda....uhhhhhhh.......here dad, you tell him. After all, you were his student.

Darth Vader: Welllll, we thought that when you said that you were gonna get them Code Red, you just said that so you can get away from them. And we kinda told them that so they got mad and they left, but they put "Livin La Vida Loca" over and over for about a half hour.

Obi-Wan:  Well now I have to go find those two.....no knowing what type of trouble they will get into....Oh, Stephanie is not going to be happy......

Obi-Wan leaves the room, shaking his head.

Luke: phew.....well, we got lucky.

Darth Vader: I know......I saw my life flashing before my very eyes!!

Luke: (under his breath) baby

Darth Vader: What did you just call me????

Luke:  a baby!!!!!

Darth Vader: Why I oughta....

Darth Vader and Luke pull out their light sabers and start fighting.

Luke:  Are gonna cut off my hand again???? 

Darth Vader: No, you get to cut off mine.

Luke: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What are we waiting for??? Lets get slicing!!!!!!!

Suddenly, the door opens again.

Kirsten: Hi again!!!!!!

Sabra: I'm bored.

Darth Vader: Oh goody.

Luke (sarcastically): I wonder what they'll do next.

Kirsten: LOOK WHO WE BROUGHT!!!!!!!!!!

Kirsten gets out her pencil and begins to draw. Five minutes later she is complete.

Luke: Who are you???????

Darth Vader:  QUI GON!!!!!!!! I MISSED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!

Qui-Gon Jinn doesn't say anything.

Darth Vader: Qui-Gon?????? Why won't you say anything? Don't you love me anymore???????

Kirsten: Oops! I knew I forgot something! Kirsten grabs her pencil and draws a mouth on Qui-Gon Jinn.

Kirsten: There you go, Quiggy. Talk away.

Qui-Gon: Why Anakin, why? Why would you turn to the Dark Side?????

Darth Vader: Well, when you died, it sent me into a horrible, emotional disorder.  I was so depressed!!  I thought I would never become a Jedi, and being forced to be Obi-Wan's padawan didn't help!!! Oh Qui-Gon......I MISSED YOU SO MUCH!!!!

Darth Vader runs up to Qui-Gon and hugs him tightly around the waist.

Qui-Gon: I'm sorry.....I thought that Obi-Wan would be a good master for you.

Luke just stares at the two sharing a bonding moment.  Luke rolls his eyes, then sits down and plays solitaire.

Qui-Gon: So...who's that (points at Luke)

Darth Vader: Oh...that?? That's my son.

Qui-Gon: I didn't know you had a son!!  Why didn't you tell me??

Darth Vader: Ummm.....you were dead.

Qui-Gon: Oh yeah........Soooo...any other kids?

Darth Vader: Well, I have a daughter too.  She and Luke are twins.  Her name is Leia, but I've never seen her.  Obi-Wan hid them from me.  See why I never liked him??

Qui-Gon: Ah yes, I see.  I never liked him either.  Always pretending he was better than me.

Kirsten/Sabra: Ahem!!! What about us?

Qui-Gon: Who are they?

Darth Vader: It's better if you don't know.

Sabra: Hahahah!!! That Vady.......always a joker.

Kirsten: You know you love us!!!

Darth Vader: How many times must I tell you???? I Hate You.

Luke: Me too!!!!

Darth Vader: Hey Qui-Gon...I have a question....

Qui-Gon: Sure.....what is it?

Darth Vader: (whispers in his ear) Can you like summon me up an outfit?? I'm not a good enough Jedi yet, and I hate this dress.

Qui-Gon: Sure. 

Qui-Gon sticks out his hand and summons up a Jedi's outfit.

Darth Vader: Thank you!

Darth Vader goes behind a wall and changes.  When he comes back out, Kirsten and Sabra take one look at him and burst out laughing.

Darth Vader: What? Does this make me look fat??

Sabra: No....it's not that...

Kirsten:  You look so funny with your mask on, but in a Jedi's outfit!!!

Darth Vader: What? Qui-Gon! Could you make my mask be gone?

Qui-Gon uses his Jedi powers and all of a sudden Darth Vader's mask is gone and his head looks like his when he was 9. Luke, Sabra, and Kirsten start laughing out loud.

Luke: Dad! You really are a baby! HAHAHAHA!!!!

Darth Vader: What? Let me see!

Kirsten reaches into her purse and gives Darth Vader a mirror. He sees his reflection in the mirror and screams.

Darth Vader: Qui-Gon! Why do I look 9 again?? I'm older now!

Qui-Gon: It's simple, Ani.

Luke, Kirsten, and Sabra start laughing again.

Qui-Gon: What?

Darth Vader: Yeah, what's wrong with my name?

Sabra (laughing): Your name....

Kirsten (laughing): it's...it's...

Luke/Kirsten/Sabra (laughing): IT'S A GIRLS NAME!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Darth Vader: My name is NOT a girl's name! My mom called me that!!! And so does everyone else!

Luke: Not everyone does. I call you Dad!

Kirsten/Sabra: And we call you Vady!

They realize that they talked at the same time.

Kirsten/Sabra: Hey! Stop copying me!

Kirsten/Sabra: Stop!

Kirsten/Sabra: Stop! Now!

Qui-Gon (calmly): Girls, there is no need to argue. Ani, the reason that you look younger than you are is because the last time I saw you was when you were 9.

Darth Vader: You could of just said so.

Qui-Gon: I know. Where is Obi-Wan? I would like to see him.

Luke: I don't know. Wait...Why am I talking to you? I don't know you. WHO ARE YOU????

Qui-Gon: I am Qui-Gon-Jinn. I was Obi-Wan's master and I discovered Ani when our ship landed in Tattooine. Does that answer your question?

Luke: Yes...I'm Luke, by the way.

Kirsten: And he's really short!

Luke: No I'm not!

Kirsten: Yes, you are!

Luke: No I'm not!

Kirsten: Yes, you are!

Luke: No I'm not!

Darth Vader: Luke! Kirsten! Stop arguing! Wait a second...

Darth Vader starts counting everyone.

Darth Vader: Okay...There is Qui-Gon, Luke, Kirsten, and me. Where's Sabra?

Qui-Gon: Who is Sabra?

Darth Vader: Kirsten's twin sister. Where could she have gone?

Everyone starts looking for Sabra. They can't find her.

Luke: What are we going to do? Obi-Wan is gong to kill us if we can't find her!

Qui-Gon: Now why would he do that? Don't tell me he has kids too!

Darth Vader: No. He is getting paid to watch them. They keep running off and coming here to annoy us!

Qui-Gon: Awww. They don't look like they can annoy anyone. Are you sure you just didn't make them mad and they only do that to get even? Now where is Sabra? I'd really like to meet her.

All of a sudden, Sabra walks in the room with Obi-Wan and Stephanie, and Stephanie is pushing Baby Emperor in a stroller and Baby Emperor is sleeping. Sabra is eating an ice-cream cone that is the size of her head.

Kirsten: HEY!!! I WANT ICE CREAM TOO!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Because Kirsten is being so loud, Baby Emperor wakes up and starts crying.

Stephanie: Obi, this is your responsibility. You take care of it.  I'm leaving.

Luke: Hey Steph...before you go.......I have a question.

Stephanie: Sure...ask away.

Luke: Well, what happened to your friends, Carrie and Erica??

Stephanie: oh, them?? Well, when we left you guys, we went to visit Spidey.  Well when we were done there, Erica and Carrie wanted to visit Superman, but I didn't want to.  So they headed over to see him, and came back here to see you guys, cause I love you so much!!!!! Now, I gotta go. We are going to meet up at Shrek's swamp, then head over to Luigi's Mansion. Oh...before I go...Obi, don't forget your punishment for not watching those two well enough.  You're supposed to be making me a Jedi.  Well, see you guys later!

With that, Stephanie walks out of the room.

Obi-Wan: Qui-Gon???????

Qui-Gon: Obi-Wan?? How come you're still young???? You should be old and ugly-

Sabra: Hey!!! It is impossible to make my Obikinns ugly!!! Take that back!!

Qui-Gon: Fine.  You should be old by now! (to Sabra) There....that better???

Sabra: Well....not perfect, but it'll do for now!

Kirsten is still screaming that she wants ice cream. Realizing that she isn't getting ice cream any time soon, she grabs her pencil and draws an ice-cream cone that is even twice as big as Sabra's ice-cream cone.

Kirsten: There! Now to take care of Baby Emperor.........

Kirsten takes Baby Emperor out of his stroller. Then she takes her pencil and erases him. Then she redraws him just like he was before he became a baby except that instead of his old and wrinkly head, he has a big yellow smiley face for a head.

Kirsten: There! Now he's happy!!!!!!!!!

Emperor: I'm not happy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The Emperor tries to frown, but the smile won't go down. The Emperor screams in frustration. Everyone else laughs at him.

Kirsten: Aww...yes you are!

The Emperor grabs the pencil and erases the smiley face off his head. He now doesn't have a head.

Luke: WOAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE EMPEROR HAS NO HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kirsten: Wait...... That means he's dead! As if on cue, the Emperor falls off a shaft and explodes.  EVIL HAS BEEN BANQUISHED!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm going!!!!! HASTA LA BYE-BYE!!!!!!!!!

Sabra: Yeah, there's nothing left to do now. BYE!!!!!!!!!!!

Obi Wan: I should go with them, I do have to watch them two......who knows what kind of trouble those two can get into.

Qui Gon: I'll come with you, Obi Wan. It'll probably take two Jedi to hold them down.

As the four turn to leave, the door suddenly opens.

Obi-Wan:  What the???

They all hear loud music start blaring thru the speakers.  It sounds sort if what the armies played before they went into battle....

All of a sudden, Carrie, Erica and Stephanie come skipping thru the door, holding a cutout of a starship.  The way they have it cut, it makes them look as though they are on the ship. They are dressed up as guys in these weird looking red uniforms.

Carrie/Erica/Stephanie: (singing in boys voices) Star Trekkin, across the universe. (singing in girls voices)On the Starship Enterprise, under Captain Kirk! (singing in boys voices) Star Trekkin across the universe. (singing in girls voices) Boldly going forward cause we can't find reverse.

At this point, they turn around so that everyone can see the side they are on.  It is painted to look like the inside of a starship, with these weird aliens climbing on the outside.

Speaker music:  Lieutenant, report

Erica: Theeeerrrreeee'sss....Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow. There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow Jim.

At this point, they all sort of jump out of the ship and land on a cardboard cut out of an alien planet that just happened to be there.

Speaker Music: Analysis, Mr. Spock

Carrie: It's life Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it.  It's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain.

Kirsten and Sabra seem to know this song to.  They run up to the ship, and find some spare costumes.  Kirsten gets into another red suit, and Sabra gets into on of the alien's costumes.

Kirsten: Theeeerrrreeee'sss....Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow. There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow Jim.

Carrie/Erica/Stephanie: Star Trekkin, across the universe.

Sabra/Kirsten: On the Starship Enterprise, under captain Kirk!

Carrie/Erica/Steph: Star Trekkin across the universe

Kirsten/Sabra: Boldly going forward, still can't find reverse!

Speaker Music: Medical Update, Dr. McCoy

Erica: It's worse then that, he's dead Jim, dead Jim, dead Jim! It's worse than that, he's dead Jim, dead Jim, DEAD!

Carrie:  It's life Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it.  It's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain.

Kirsten: Theeeerrrreeee'sss....Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow. There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow Jim.

Speaker Music: (in fake admiration) Starship Captain, James T. Kirk

Steph: Ahh... we come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, shoot to kill...we come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, them.

Erica: It's worse then that, he's dead Jim, dead Jim, dead Jim! It's worse than that, he's dead Jim, dead Jim, DEAD!

Carrie: Well, it's life Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it.  It's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain.

Kirsten: Theeeerrrreeee'sss....Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow. There's Klingons on the starboard bow. Scrape them off Jim!

Carrie/Erica/Stephanie: Star Trekkin, across the universe.

Sabra/Kirsten: On the Starship Enterprise, under captain Kirk!

Carrie/Erica/Stephanie: Star Trekkin, across the universe.

Kirsten/Sabra: Boldly going forward, and things are getting worse!

At this point, there is a musical interlude.  At one point, they hear R2D2, and looking at the ship, they can see a little model of him floating across the ship.  Also, the music speed up really fast.

Speaker music: Engine room? Mr. Scott?

At this point, Sabra gets out of her Klingon suit and gets into a red uniform like all the others, then goes to the bottom of the cutout.

Sabra: You cannot change the laws of physics, laws of physics, laws of physics. You cannot change the laws of physics, laws of physics Jim!

Steph: Ahh... we come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, shoot to kill...we come in peace, shoot to kill, Scotty beam me out!!

Erica: It's worse then that, he's dead Jim, dead Jim, dead Jim! It's worse than that, he's dead Jim, dead Jim, DEAD!

Carrie: Well, it's life Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it.  It's life, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it, Captain.

Kirsten:  Theeeerrrreeee'sss....Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow. There's Klingons on the starboard bow. (now screaming) STARBOARD BOW JIM!!!

Sabra: You cannot change the scription aupsy engine Jimmy!!

Erica: It's worse than that, it's physics Jim!

Steph: Bridge to Engine room, Warp factor Nine.

Sabra: I cannot give it anymore, Captain....she'll blow!

All of a sudden, them, the starship, and the planet explode.  Luke, Darth Vader, Obi-Wan, and Qui-Gon just stare at where everyone used to be, and where there is now a big fireball. 

Luke: Are...Are they dead???

Obi-Wan: Stephanie is gonna kill me for not watching Kirsten and Sabra...wait.  She's dead too. Yay! Does a little dance.

As the smoke clears away, however, they see Kirsten and Sabra sitting in the middle of everything, wearing their normal clothes.

Darth Vader: Aw man...I was hoping they had been blown up.

Qui-Gon: Ani....... don't talk like that.  You are on the good side now.

Obi-Wan: Actually, I'm kind of sad to see them here too.

Qui-Gon: Yeah...are kind of annoying.

Suddenly, a panel in the floor opens right next to Kirsten and Sabra.

Stephanie: (as her head pops up out of the floor, followed by Carrie and Erica's heads.) Hi guys! Just to let you know...we did not really blow up.

Carrie: Yeah...that was just a lot of cool special effects.

Erica: We just thought we'd let you know, cause we know how worried you'd be about us!!

With that, their heads pop back down, and the trap door closes.

Kirsten: HEY!!!! I WANNA GO DOWN THE TRAP DOOR TOO!!

Sabra: YEAH!!! LET US IN!!!!!!

With that, they go to where the trapdoor was, and starts pounding on it.

Kirsten: LEMMIEINLEMMIEINLEMMEIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stephanie's voice through the trap door: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE ANNOYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kirsten: What what WHAT????????????????? WAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Kirsten and Sabra start to cry.

Stephanie's voice: Remember Obi Wan, you have to watch them, so you have to calm them down.

Stephanie, Carrie and Erica get out of the trap door, lock it, and leave the room. Before they leave, Stephanie, Carrie, and Erica look around for the Emperor.

Carrie: Hey! Where's the Emperor????????

Kirsten: Oh him. I drew him happy, but he wasn't so he erased his head and fell down that big fat hole down there. Points to hole in the middle of the floor.

Carrie/Stephanie/Erica: Ohhhhhhhh..........

Stephanie: Ok.  Well...we're gonna go visit you (points to Darth Vader) when you were 19...Boy....you were hott.  I mean, not young Obi standard, but still.

Erica: Hey! Let's go see him when he's having that nightmare about his mom and he's half naked!!!

Carrie/Erica/Stephanie: BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (they race out of the doors)

Everyone else: BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kirsten: Ooooo! I wanna come too! Bye Bye!

Kirsten races out of the room.

Sabra: I wanna go too! Wait for me!

Sabra leaves the room.

Luke: Finally!

Everyone starts cheering until Sabra and Kirsten come walking back into the room.

Sabra: They left without us.

Kirsten: Those big poopy brains.

Darth Vader: Don't cry...here....I'll take my shirt off for you right now.....

Darth Vader takes off his Jedi robe and shirt

Kirsten/Sabra/Luke/Obi-Wan/Qui-Gon: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

They all run out of the room leaving Darth Vader there all alone, half naked.

THE END!!!

Author's Note- Stephalopolis: Hey all! Hope you liked part two… Personally, I like #1 the best…but oh well J I just wanted to have a chance to say that personally (please no one get mad at me!) I really don't like the person that plays Anakin… Personally, I thought he was kinda ugly…But we needed to add that to provide continuity to the plot… Now Obi- that's a WHOLE different story for me…*thud* (passes out on the floor) Half an hour later…Anyway… Coming up next… Insanity! Woo Hoo!!!

Author's Note-Sabra: Hey! So…how was it? Did you laugh so hard you cried? Or did you cry so much because it was worse than the first one? Oh well. Insanity is up next, so be prepared!!! Huggles!

Author's Note- Kirsten: Hey and hi! Do you like it? I hope you did… well, just one thing. (waves hand) YOU WILL REVIEW!!! Ha ha ha, I kid, I kid! Well, if you like it, I'm happy. Now, on to part 3! TO THE MT. DEWMOBILE!!!! Ha ha ha. BYE AND HUGGLES TO YOU ALL!!!

Post Disclaimers: We don't really own anything… Wait! I own the lint in my pocket! Oh…and my hamster PiPi! I have a nice pretty certificate to prove it too! Ha! Other than that, we're just sad broke girls… If you want to sue, the most you'd get is PiPi...watch out though…she's the size of our Min. Schnauzer Maggie…