Unknown Emotions

Chappie 4: Where is Mr.Pookie?

Bleh...im really sorreh people..but I've had a serious case of writer's block lately...forgive? ;.; Anywho, thanks for all the great comments..keep them comin'!

Riku: yew are insane...

meh: I knuuu!! ^_^

Well..here I am..sitting in my bedroom all alone...alone...I'm all alone..there's no one here beside me....me problems have all gone....so ppl please don't bite meeee..

Cloud yells, "stop singing!!! You are giving me a headache! I am concentrating on my telepathy." ((note: cloud has been desperately trying to pick a pickle off of the table using his mind..))

Squall stares at Cloud, "you idiot..you will never learn telemathy. You can't even add 145,837,289 to 32,482,748,923. Cloud's brow raises, "it's telePATHY..not MATHy..sheesh.."

Riku yells out, "Moogles!" ((**note: Riku had a taste of Chinese water torture...you do the math..)) Everyone stares at RIku, who keeps ranting and running into walls. Cloud concentrates and closes his eyes.

Sephiroth whispers to Cloud, "use the force.." Cloud jumps in the air and weilds his pickle like a lightsaber, "yes, master." Sephiroth grins, "come, young Padawan, I have much to teach you." Cloud and Sephy hop downstairs, arm in arm.

Squall blinks and rubs his eyes, "I need to seek serious therapy." Riku pounces on Squall and mauls him, yelling, "die, puny mortal!" Squall gags and chokes, his flesh being torn apart by an insane Riku. Riku, leaves Squall on the ground, lifeless, and scurries off elsewhere.

Ansem slinks down the stairs and looks at the lifeless and torn apart Squall. Ansem then steps over Squall's body and mutters, "ew" repeatedly. Ansem mutters to himself, "I will get that girl..she stole my Pookie..she will DIE!" Little did Ansem know, that two evil eyes were watching him from atop the refridgerator.

Elsewhere, Aerith walks along a street, flowers in her hands. She steps on a shadowy creature, with beady yellow eyes and two antennas on its head (**note: shadow heartless are cute!)). Aerith looks down at the creature and picks it up, "ooohhh! how cute???!!!" Aerith hugs the heartless to death and it screams as it dissapears in a big 'poof'.

Aerith shrugs, "oh well." Aerith walks into her apartment and walks to her room, where a stuffed bunny waits for her. "Mr.Pookie..I bow before you,master." Aerith bows to the rabbit as it speaks in a squeaky voice, "yes...I am your master...bow to me...now destroy the enemy...all of them!!"

Aerith nods, "whatever you wish,master." As Aerith prepares to jump out the window, Ansem breaks in and screams,"I found you! GImme back my Pookie!!!" Aerith gives Ansem a clock, "count how many times it ticks." Ansem jumps in joy, "okay! How fun!!!" Aerith falls out the window and shoots her webs toward her destination...my house o_o

Back at the house, Sephy prods Squall with a stick, "I think he's dead..mwuahaha..lets disect him." Cloud shrieks like a girl, "no way! that's like, gross!" Sephy looks at Cloud, "are you ready for the trials?" Cloud nods, "I am ready, master."

Riku climbs onto a lamp and looks at Squall's dead body. "meat...meat...MEATTT!!!" Riku pounces onto Squall and..miraculously..Squall screams..obviously he is not dead.. Squall runs for his life with Riku behind, screaming, "MEEEAAATTT!!"

Mr.Pookie glances to Ansem, "my pet...what are you doing?" Ansem blinks,"789...790..791...79--wha?" Mr.Pookie grins, "all of your friends will die...they are allies to the squirrels..so they must all perish...world domination is MINE!!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Ansem hugs the bunny, "master...I love you." The bunny gags and screams, "NoOO!"

At the Town Hall, Sephy and CLoud appear before the great Judge Yoda. Sephy bows his head, "master..my Padawan is ready for the trials." Judge Yoda nods and turns to Cloud, "young Padawan...much fear I see in you....much fear indeed.." Cloud dances and crosses his legs, "Yeah...FEAR OF WETTING MYSELF!" Everyone in the courtroom gasps and CLoud rushes to the restroom.

15 minutes later, Cloud bows before JUdge Yoda,"okay old guy, what were yah sayin about me?" Yoda throws a sticks at Cloud's head,"you are no Jedi...you are no sith..you are....IDIOT! The jury nods and votes the defendant guilty as charged. "Cloud....for not passing the trials...you are ranked as an idiot...you will never be a Jedi..and pretty girl you will not get. Now go."

CLoud runs out of the room crying, "WAAAAHHHHHH SQUALLY!!!!" Yet, when Cloud arrives at the house, he sees Squall sitting on a plate with an apple in his mouth, Riku dancing around him muttering something weird.. Cloud and Sephy look at each other and run into the walls, screaming. Squall somehow gets free of the plate, and hits Riku in the head with the apple.

When Squall arrives in Ansem's rom for refuge, he sees Ansem there, stroking the rabbit. "get out of here, puny mortal." Squall blinks and holds Ansem above the window, "what's 'ha' spelled backwards?" Ansem thinks, "um.." Squall lets go. Ansem screams, "AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh!" Squall nods, "exactly." He watches as Ansem falls onto MY windowsil and climbs into MY room.

I turn around from the computer and glare at my intruder. "What are YOU doing HERE? My room is OFF LIMITS,buddy." Ansem hisses and cluthces the rabbit. o_o "Boy...did you just HISS at ME? Ohhh..that's it..you've done it now...this is war..." o_o Ansem throws the rabbit at my head..and hits me in the eye, screaming, "NOOOO! My precious! give the Precious back!!!"

I pick up the pretty rabbit and huggle it, "AWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!! CUTTTEEE!!" ^-^ Ansem reaches for the rabbit, and I conk him on the head with my foot. "Bad boy...MY bunny...bow to it." o_o Ansem growls. "NOOOWWW!" ANsem bows and touches my keyboard. 'dkjshergheg' O_O "omg...I'm gonna like...kill you now...Nobody...I mean NOBODY touches my keyboard...except me...o-o Got that?"

Ansem touches the keyboard again 'rgegerheheheth' O-O "ANSEEEMMM! you just ruined the story!! URRGGGHHH!" I reach into my closet for my sledgehammer,and repeatedly beat ANsem with it. Ansem hisses and bites me. HE BIT ME. I reach into my closet and pull out a long sword that is about 12 feet long. Ansem blinks, "that's Sephy's sword.." "mhm...you bet it is..hehehehehe."

I raise my sword and....

~~*~~~~~*~~some of the scenes in this particular part may disturb and make the reader become insane and/or violent(er). SO, you will just read what we say...no more than that o_o~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"DIe!!! DIE!!!!!!!!" "ohhh!!! owwwwww MY ARM!" "MWAAAHAHAHAA HAIL MR.POOKIE!!!" "NOOOOO..NOOOOOO!!!AHHHHHH! CRIKEY ME ARM...!" "DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE" "TAKE THAT! anD THAT!" I'LL TEACH YEW TO TOUCH MY KEYBOARD!" "SOME OF THIS..AND SOME OF THAT..MWAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHA DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "NNOOOOOO PLEASEEEEE...SPAREEEE MEEE...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

~~~~~MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'M SO EVIL! MWAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!! NEVER EVER TOUCH MY KEYBOARD!!! MEEEP! -kicks ANsem- take that! o.- o.o oh. erm..there's only one chappie left...the final battle..I'll try to write this one ASAP! OKay? I hope you people like this one better than the last chappie...oooooh..and for all you Ansem fans...heh...o.o He touched mah keyboard! What was I supposed to do? GIggle and pet him like a slave?

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