(In yellow rolling script like at the beginning of all the Star Wars Movies)
insanity: The Never-Ending Disease
Last time, more chaos happened when Kirsten and Sabra appeared. They killed the evil emperor by erasing his head (Ok...some may argue that he killed himself because he erased his own head, but remember: Kirsten and Sabra drove him to that because they were the ones that drew him with a smiley face head, and he got mad when he couldn't frown.), they made young Obi-Wan and old Qui-Gon come to life using a giant pencil, and Stephanie made Obi-Wan watch Kirsten and Sabra, which, because of his failure to do so, resulted in him making Stephanie a Jedi. Also, Carrie, Erica, and Stephanie dropped by for a while that resulted in everyone going insane for about 10 minutes.
Because of these things, the time line for Star Wars has been changed. Luke and Anakin (Darth Vader changed his name back to Anakin when he returned to the good side) were living together for a while, but Luke moved out since they got into a fight over one of Luke's annoying habits. Luke loved to talk to Yoda (yes....dead Yoda) for hours on end. He said he needed all the practice he could get, because he and Stephanie were very competitive during Jedi school (currently, they were competing for who would get Obi-Wan as their master). Anakin hated Luke talking to Yoda because Yoda tried to deny him becoming a Jedi. Also, Anakin was jealous because Luke didn't come to him for help. And the fact that, you know, Yoda was dead.
Qui-Gon now serves as one of the teachers at the Jedi school, and is on the Jedi Council. He lives just a block away from Anakin, and you can often see those two hanging out together, catching up on old times.
Obi-Wan is a Jedi again. He is awaiting an apprentice. It is going to be either Luke or Stephanie, because they are top in their class, but he would rather have neither of them. Stephanie was too hyper, and her friends, Carrie and Erica, who were worse than she was, could pop in at anytime. And he didn't want Luke because he was a whiny little brat. And of course because he talked to dead guys.
Kirsten and Sabra are currently out on other planets, annoying other people. No one really knows where they are, not that they really care. The last time anyone saw them was after they got mad because Stephanie, Erica, and Carrie wouldn't let them into their trap-door area.
Carrie, Erica, and Stephanie's whereabouts are also unknown. Stephanie is with them right now, because Jedi school let out for a month for the month long celebration of the end of the dark side. The only clue people have of where they are going is their last conversation.
Carrie: Who do you think is hotter....Josh Hartnett, or Matt Damon?
Erica: I dunno....I like Tom Welling the best, myself.
Stephanie: Well....I've recently visited the top 2 guys on my list. I wouldn't mind seeing Timothy Goeble, though...
Carrie: I know!! Since we can't decide who to go see, let's go see all of them!!
All three: YAY!!!!!
At this point, no sign of them has been seen or heard, although Josh Hartnet, Matt Daemon, Tom Welling, and Timothy Goeble have all checked into a mental hospital. And it is only 1 week into Stephanie's vacation....
(end of yellow rolly script)
Anakin is sitting in his new recliner, watching a new show. It is a talk show, hosted by Bobba Fett. Normally, Anakin wouldn't watch any talk show, but since according to the ads they were having an hour long pod racing special, he decided to tune in.
Announcer on the show: Welcome to Fett's World!! Today is our special pod racing special!!! And now..... heeeeeerrrrreeeeeeee'sssss Fett!!!!
Girls voices can be heard screaming.
As the camera zooms over to where Fett is, everyone can see him rocking back and forth on the floor.
Bobba Fett: (muttering over and over: No.......not the pencil.......
Anakin: (to himself) Hmmmmm......curious.......
Suddenly, there is a loud knocking on the door. After 2 knocks, the door falls off it's hinges into the house.
Anakin: What the...???
Kirsten: Oops....sorry bout that... didn't mean to break the door.
Sabra: Yeah...sorry. We would offer to pay for it, but we're broke.
Kirsten: Hey... who's idea was it to buy the spaceship U.S.S Mt. Dew?
Sabra: Well who's idea was it to buy one of the million Mt. Dew factories??
Anakin: Girls!! Stop arguing!! I don't care about anything that goes on in your life. What possessed you to come here??
Kirsten: Well, we know that you'd be missing us, so we decided to come and visit you and Luke.
Sabra: Yeah.... where is the old shorty anyway??
Anakin: I don't know... probably in a graveyard somewhere.
Sabra: Awwww....... is somebody not getting along with their son????
Anakin: I just don't know what is up with him. He just likes to sit around for hours and talk to dead
people!
Kirsten: I know what to do!!!
Anakin: NO!!! It's okay..... we don't need any help...we are all just a nice, happy family!!!
But it is too late. Kirsten is already out the door.
Anakin: Oh great. Just what I need. First, my pod racing special is canceled because some freaks tried to dress the host in nothing but a speedo-
Sabra starts to whistle innocently
Anakin: -then you two show up and break my door, now Kirsten is going to bring Mr. Sixth Sense over here.
Sabra: Awwwwww......I know you're sad because we haven't visited you guys in a while.... We've been busy. We'll try and make sure that we stop by more often!!!
Anakin: Great.....just what I need.
Sabra: We care about you Ani....we just want what's best for you.
Anakin: Then why don't you just leave me alone????
Sabra: Hahahaha!!! Oh Ani....you always were a joker!
Suddenly, the door opens, and in walks Kirsten, carrying the biggest ice cream cone ever.
Sabra: Hey...where's mine?
Kirsten: Oh....I didn't get you one.
Sabra: You poopy brain....Why not??
Kirsten: Well, since we don't have any money, I had to charge my ice cream to Ani's bank account. And I wasn't sure how much money he had in it, since he is unemployed now. It would be extremely embarrassing for me if he didn't have enough money for 2 of them! (Kirsten takes another bite of her 2 ft long ice cream, getting some all over her face)
Anakin: Not that I want to bring this up....but weren't you supposed to be getting Luke???
Kirsten: Oh yeah!!! Sorry... I forgot.
Anakin: (whispers) yes!
Kirsten: Hey!! I heard that!!!
Sabra: Well, I'm gonna go get Luke
Sabra walks outside and digs into her pocket until she pulls out a huge bullhorn. She digs into her pockets again, and gets out two 2 yard tall speakers. She then hooks the bullhorn up to the speakers.
Sabra: HEY LUKE!!!! GET YOUR LITTLE BEHIND OVER HERE!!!!!!
Suddenly, thousands of guys appear in Ani's front yard.
Sabra: Ok......anyone who isn't a Jedi, or a former Jedi can leave.
Nobody leaves.
Kirsten: (whispering to Sabra) That isn't gonna work....we are on Jedi-opia..... this is the planet where all the Jedi live!
Sabra: Oh yeah.... hey, wait a minute! Where did you get that ice-cream from??? I didn't think they sold ice-cream on the Jedi world!
Kirsten: Ummmmm.....uhhhhh....
Sabra: (gasps) YOU LIED!!!!! You didn't buy that ice-cream.....you had it all along in your purse!!!!!
Kirsten: Uhhhhh.....DON'T HURT MEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
Sabra starts chasing Kirsten thru the yard, ducking between all the Lukes.
Kirsten: (spotting the real Luke) Hi Luke!!!!
Luke: I should have known that all of this was because of you two.....
Sabra: I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!!!! Oh.....Hi Luke! How's life been treating you??
Luke started to answer, but they were already gone. Sighing, Anakin got off the front porch and walked over to Luke.
Anakin: Hi son......What's up with you?
Luke: Oh....nothing much. Been training...almost ready to get a master. Qui-Gon is going to be telling us the pairings when we get back from break. So....when did the two freaks show up?
Anakin: Oh.....I don't know......about half an hour ago. I'm surprised you're here....I would have figured that if you had heard those two voices, you would have been smart and gone as far away as possible.
Luke: Actually, I didn't come because they called. I was walking over to Qui-Gon's when I saw a lot of guys standing around. I happened to see Kirsten and Sabra ducking around and I figured that you would need all the help you could get. So I stopped by.
By this time, all the other Luke's have cleared out. Kirsten and Sabra, however, are still ducking around like all the Lukes are still there. With a sigh, Luke and Ani go over and grab the two and drag them back into the house. Once there, Luke grabs Kirsten's ice cream, which had miraculously stayed intact while Sabra was chasing Kirsten, and eats it on one big gulp.
Anakin: Hey! Part of the plan was that we were gonna share the ice cream at the end!!!!
Luke: Yeah, well tough luck.
Anakin: Wait.... what is that I hear?? Are Kirsten and Sabra actually not crying and screaming?? Are they actually quiet???
Luke and Anakin turn around, and discover that Kirsten and Sabra are missing.
Anakin: Oh....so that's why it is so quiet in here. We should've known better.
Luke: So....should we go look for them?
There is a brief moment of silence, then, at the same time, they burst out laughing. They continue to laugh as the camera zooms out. It keeps on zooming away until it reaches Kirsten and Sabra. They are bending over something and laughing.
Kirsten: Yes....We need 20,000 of them.
Sabra: Of each of them.
Kirsten: Could they be done in 20 minutes??
Sabra: Please?? Thank You!!!! Oh...I'm so sorry that business hasn't been good for you.
Kirsten: So you can be ready in 10 minutes??? That's great!
Sabra: Oh....10 minutes after receiving the original.
Kirsten: They are on their way.
Sabra: We're leaving right now too.
Kirsten/Sabra: THANKS!!!!!!
There is a brief moment of silence. Then the two turn around and walk towards the house. The two walk right behind Luke and Anakin, who are still laughing.
Sabra: So.....What's so funny??
Luke and Anakin jump about a mile into the air.
Anakin: When did you guys get back in here???
Kirsten: oh...... about 2 min ago.
Sabra: Yeah...we just came in here to tell you that we are leaving.
Luke: YA-I mean...oh, so soon?????
Anakin: why???
Kirsten: I know you guys are just so torn up about us leaving.
Sabra: We're sorry.....we have business elsewhere.
Kirsten/Sabra: SEE YOU SOON!!!
And with that, the two turned around and left.
Anakin: I have a bad feeling about this.
Luke: I don't think that they would drop the Furbies again, would they?
Anakin: Are they gonna sing the Star Trekkin song again?
Luke: Are they gonna bring more Mt. Dew?
Anakin: Hopefully not. Hey! Did you hear something?
Luke and Anakin look behind them, and sure enough, there was a loud, thunderous sound coming towards them.
Luke/Anakin: Uh oh.
Suddenly, 20,000 Carries, 20,000 Ericas, and 20,000 Stephanies ran up to them, with Kirsten and Sabra leading the way. And all of them wanted to sing.
The clones: HERE WE ARE NOW! ENTERTAIN US!!!!!!! CUZ WE'RE STUPID, AND.......uh......um...the clones start murmuring to each other.
Carrie Clone #5604: Uh Oh! We forgot the rest of the song!!!!
Anakin and Luke cheer softly.
Erica clone # 7654: That's not good.
Stephanie clone #4905: Let's just sing another song!
Anakin/Luke: NO!!!!!
Erica clone #2: But what do we sing? All the clones start to whisper to each other.
Carrie clone #9567: I GOT IT!!!!! (All the clones turn to her.) We'll tell a story........(Starts singing loud, almost yelling.) THE CUTEST BOY!
Rest of the clones: THE CUTEST BOY!
Carrie clone #9567: I EVER SAW
The clones: I EVER SAW!
Carrie clone #9567: WAS SIPPING CI-
The clones: WAS SIPPING CI-
Carrie clone #9567: -DER THRU A STRAW!!!
The clones: -DER THRU A STRAW!!!
All of the clones, including Carrie clone #9567: THE CUTEST BOY I EVER SAAAAAAAAW WAS SIPPING CIDER THRU A STRAW.
Carrie clone #9567: I ASKED HIM IF
Anakin/Luke: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Anakin and Luke start running down the street, and thru town. Unfortunately ( for them) the clones followed them, still singing their song. **(A.N…The entire song is on the last page. Too lazy to type it all out right now…) Luke and Anakin finally stop at Qui-Gon's house. The clones are still following them, and are only about a block behind them.
Luke: (pounding on Qui-Gon's door) QUI-GON!!! OPEN UP!!!!!!!
Anakin: SAAAAAAAAAAVVVVVVVEEEEEEE UUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!
Qui-Gon: (opening the door) Anakin??? Luke??? Together???
Luke: Just let us in!! We'll explain later.
With that, Anakin and Luke barge their way in. Qui-Gon gets a look behind their shoulders before they race inside, and see the clones, almost to his house.
Qui-Gon: Ohhhh..... I get it.
Qui-Gon races inside, and the three of them start blocking the door with everything they can find.
Anakin: Whew! That was close!!
Qui-Gon: Why, when anything bad happens, do you come racing over to me??
Luke: Your place was the only place we could think of!!
Qui-Gon: So on to my next question.....What did you guys do to make those 5 mad??
Sabra: Well.... actually, it was only us two.
Kirsten: Yeah and Lukie stole my ice cream!!!
Qui-Gon, Anakin, and Luke turn around and see Kirsten and Sabra standing right behind them.
Anakin: How did you guys get in??
Sabra: Ummmm....Did you realize that when you put on your door, you put it on backwards??
Kirsten: Yeah.....it opens up to the outside. All we had to do was open up the door and climb over all that stuff in front of the door.
Qui-Gon: Oops....(turns to Anakin and Luke) sorry about that guys. The workers that I hired to build my house for me only charged 5 bucks. I guess that's what I get for being so cheap.
Luke: So Kirsten, Sabra..... it's awfully quiet outside.....where did all those clones go??
Kirsten: Oh...they left.
Sabra: They mentioned something about evil healthy food, and they were going to join the war
effort....They said they were going to get Super-Human powers
Kirsten: Last thing I heard, they were arguing about what Super Meals they wanted...I dunno......I was confuzzeled. (spots Luke, Anakin, and Qui-Gon looking confused) You know......Confuzzled.
Sabra: Confuzzled equals confused.....DUH!!!!
As she says Duh, she hits her head. She passes out, and falls into Kirsten, knocking them both out.
Anakin: YAY!! All the annoying people are go-
Carrie/Erica/Stephanie: HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The three guys turn back around towards the door, and spot the real Carrie, Erica, and Stephanie standing there.
Luke: Gee......I wonder how they got in (glares at Qui-Gon)
Stephanie: (coldly) Hello Luke.
Luke: Hello Stephanie.
The two of them stare at each other.
Erica and Carrie having gotten bored, start to dance around Qui-Gon and Anakin, skipping round, and round in circles. Nobody has noticed that Luke and Stephanie are now arguing.
Luke: FINE!!! YOU WANNA DUEL RIGHT NOW??????
Stephanie: YES I WILL!!!!
Luke: FINE!
Stephanie: But I have a little surprise for you. Carrie! Erica!
Carrie and Erica skip over to Stephanie and lift up there shirts just a little bit...enough to show two light-sabers hanging on their waists.
Luke: Bu- Bu- But that's not fair!!! It can't be three vs. one!!! That's not fair.
Stephanie: Who ever said life was fair??
Luke: Dad! Qui-Gon! I need some partners in this duel!!
Qui-Gon: (slightly green) Why is the room spinnig?? Please stop the spinning....
Anakin: Sorry Luke....
And with that, the two race towards the bathroom. Carrie, Erica, Stephanie, and Luke can just faintly hear the sound of running water and the toilet flushing...over, and over.
Luke: Uhhhh....uhhhh........
Luke takes one look at Carre, Erica, and Stephanie, and runs up over the pile of furniture, then out the door, and down the street.
Carrie: Awwwwww....................Does that mean that we can't play with our light-sabers???
Erica: Uh!!! That's not fair. I know!! Carrie, I'll fight you!
Carrie and Erica both try and pull out their lightsabers, but they pull them out backwards, holding onto the lighted side...
Carrie/Erica: OOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!
Erica: Steppy.....How come you didn't tell us that we were holding the wrong end??
Stephanie: Hey, don't blame me. I'm just a spectator.
Stephanie grabs a chair front he pile of furniture, sits down, and opens a Mt. Dew.
Stephanie: Ok....continue.
Carrie and Erica close their eyes, and start swinging their light-sabers around wildly.
Suddenly.....
Erica: Hey!!! That was my hair!!!!
Carrie: Uh oh.
Carrie starts running out the door, holding a huge chunk of Erica's hair. Stephanie silently laughs at Erica, who has one half of her head full of hair and the other end completely bald, as she chases Carrie.
Stephanie: Awwww.......Everybody left me.
Steph: Hey! I'm still here!
Stephanie: Who are you??
Steph: I'm the other you.
Stephanie: The other me?
Steph: You know, the you when you need yourself cause you need you.
Stephanie: Uhhhh.....
Steph: Let's just say this...I'm your friiiii-eeeend.
Stephanie: Okay!
Steph: So...what do you wanna do??
Stephanie: I dunno...what do you wanna do?
Steph: I wanna sing!!! LA LA LA LA LAAAAAA LA LA LA LA LAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stephanie: Hey!!! That's my song!!!! You stole it!!
Stephanie starts punching Steph. Right at that moment, Qui-Gon and Anakin walk into the room.
Qui-Gon: (spotting Stephanie punching herself) Okaaaaaaayyyyy....
Anakin: I think we need to leave......fast.
Just before they were about to turn and leave, they hear a voice from behind the pile of furniture.
Obi-Wan: WHAT IS GOING ON IN HERE??
Obi Wan uses the force to put all the furniture back in place.
Obi-Wan: (Spotting Stephanie hitting herself, and Kirsten and Sabra passed out on the floor) Oh..... I see. (to Qui-Gon and Anakin) So what's up with you two?
Kirsten and Sabra wake up. Stephanie stops hitting herself and walks out the door, setting out in the same path Carrie and Erica had gone.
Sabra: Obi???? Obikins??? Is that you?????
Obi Wan: Hi Sabra.
Sabra runs to Obi Wan and hugs him.
Obi Wan: Yes, I missed you too. Have you gotten in trouble today?
Sabra: Nope! I got a smiley face sticker today!!! Aren't you proud of me?
Kirsten: Don't forget me! I got half of a smiley face sticker!!!!
Sabra: So Obi...what have you been up to??
Obi-Wan: Oh nuttin much.....been fighting evil, you know, the whole deal.
Kirsten: But wait...I thought all evil had been eliminated when Darth Vader was defeated....
Qui-Gon: (Whiny) Obi!!! You weren't supposed to mention anything about the new evil!!!
Anakin: Yeah, it was supposed to be secret!! You know, so these two couldn't mess anything up!!!
Sabra: Oooooo.....What evil??
Kirsten: TELL US!!! TELL US!!!!
Qui-Gon: (sighing) Fine...go ahead and tell them...
Anakin: Don't say we didn't warn you.....
Obi-Wan: Okay. Well, one year after Darth Vader became Anakin, strange things started happening. You would go to a city, and it wouldn't be there!! Trees were disappearing, arcades were there one moment and gone the next.......McDonalds everywhere vanished!!! It puzzled scientists everywhere!!! So far, every time this happened, there were no witnesses. Well, then it happened. A guy was leaving school one day when it disappeared right behind him. He called some scientists on the phone, and they rushed right over. Upon closer examination, they discovered that the things were not disappearing at all.....they were shrinking!!! They picked up the school and took it to their laboratory. There, they discovered that this was being caused by some new alien species. They called us, the Jedi, to help, since it was dealing with aliens. So far, we have discovered their name.... Garbleglockinheimanshloshers. GGHS for short. We've discovered the general area that they come from, but that is about it. (Turning to Qui-Gon and Anakin) That's actually why I came. We've discovered that they come a new quadrant. It's called the Gama quadrant
Kirsten: ooooooooohhhhhh!!! Gama. Ga-ma!
Sabra: GAMA GAMA GAMA GAMAGAMAGAMAGAMAGAMAGAMAGAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This goes on for a half an hour.
A half an hour later............
Sabra and Kirsten (while spinning around in a circle): GAMAGAMAGAMAGAMAGAMAGAMAGAMAGAMAGAMAGAMAGAMAGAMAGAMAGAMAGAMAGAMAGAMAGAMAGAM-
Obi Wan (yelling): STOP IT!!!!!!!
Sabra and Kirsten immediately stop. They both start to cry.
Kirsten and Sabra: WAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!sob WAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!sob, sob WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Even louder) WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Qui Gon: Great job, Obi Wan. Now you've made them even louder.
Obi Wan: I'm sorry, but I had to get them to stop saying "Gama". By the way, where's Anakin?
Without noticing, Anakin had gone to the grocery story and bought many cases of Mt. Dew. Meanwhile, Sabra and Kirsten are still crying, making the house shake. Anakin comes back with 10 cases of Mt. Dew.
Anakin: Here you go.
He hands them the Mt. Dew. They immediately stop crying and start chugging down the Mt. Dew.
Obi-Wan: Anyway...where was I?
Anakin: You had just mentioned the (looks around the room suspiciously and whispers) G-A-M-A quadrant.
All three guys quickly look at Kirsten and Sabra to see if they had noticed. They hadn't.
Obi-Wan: Oh yeah. So anyway, I was supposed to come over here and ask you if you would like to join the war effort.
Kirsten/Sabra (simultaneously): War effort??????
Obi-Wan/Anakin/Qui-Gon: Oh no.
Kirsten: We wanna help! We wanna help!!!
Sabra: Yeah!! Oooo......Could we carry big humongous cannons?? And blow things up?
Kirsten: And make things implode??
Qui-Gon goes over and smacks Obi-Wan.
Qui-Gon: First, you tell them about the new evil. Then you tell them about the war effort.
Obi-Wan: Well at least I didn't tell them that we are leaving today at the space station on 153 Potato Street.
Qui-Gon and Anakin just stare at him dumbfounded.
Anakin (whispering): Maybe they didn't hear us. Lets just walk out real quietly and leave early.
They quietly tiptoe out the door. Right before Anakin leaves, who is the last person out the door, he steals a peek at Kirsten and Sabra. They had gone back to chugging Mt. Dew and hadn't noticed that they had left.
Outside the doorObi-Wan: Phew. We escaped.
Qui-Gon: Lets just hurry to the space station before they notice we're missing.
Anakin: And hurry because when I checked on them, they only had 4 cases left.
10 min later
Anakin, Qui-Gon, and Obi-Wan are on the ship. They had just taken off and were now on their way to the wormhole that would take them to the Gama quadrant.
Qui-Gon: I am soooo glad we got rid of those two. Can you imagine what it would have been like on a trip with them?
Obi-Wan: Especially since the only wormhole that leads into and out of the quadrant only opens every other year?
Anakin: Wait....you mean I'm going to have to be here for at least two years??
Obi-Wan: Ummm....yes. But hey, just think. You got away from Kirsten, Sabra, Carrie, Erica, Stephanie, and the clones.
Computer Voice: We are now approaching the wormhole. Please fasten your seatbelts.
The three guys fasten their seatbelts. They feel a bit of turbulence as they go thru, but their seatbelts stop them from crashing thru anything. As soon as they feel the turbulence stop, they unfasten their seatbelts.
Suddenly, they hear a thump thump thump getting closer and closer.
Kirsten/Sabra: Owwwwwwwww............
The three guys turn around to see that Kirsten and Sabra had rolled into the front of the cabin right near their seats.
Kirsten: Hiiiii!!!!
Sabra: Did you miss us??
Qui-Gon: No.
Obi-Wan: How did you get here?? You didn't know where we were leaving from or what time we were leaving!
Anakin: Yeah! And we even left early so that you couldn't find us!!
Kirsten: Now come on....do you really think you could get rid of us that easily??
Sabra: We heard every word you said.... just because we were enjoying our Mt. Dew didn't mean that
we weren't listening.
Obi-Wan: But how did you get on board so fast?? We left before you!!
Kirsten: We have supernatural powers.
Sabra: Yeah, its called buses.
All of a sudden, a huge sucking sound is heard. Everyone looks out the back window, and is astonished to see the wormhole closing.
Qui-Gon: NOOOOOO!!!!!
Obi-Wan: It's closing!!!
Anakin: Now we're stuck in here.....
Anakin/Obi-Wan/Qui-Gon: .....With those two!!!!
Kirsten and Sabra start laughing maniacally. Suddenly, they snap their heads around and look at each other
Sabra: One....
Kirsten: Two...
Sabra/Kirsten: THREE!
Sabra/Kirsten: 99 bottles of pop on the wall! 99 bottles of pop!
Anakin/Obi-Wan/Qui-Gon: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
The ship zooms off, and everyone can still hear Kirsten and Sabra singing, their voices falling off in the distance.
THE END!!!
Author's Note: Stephalopolis- Well… Hi again everybody! Hope you enjoyed! I just wanted to say I had a lot of fun writing this one, although I'm not as impressed with it as I was with the others… I dunno… Doesn't have the same quality as the others… Anyways… This one is a transitional story…going from parodies, to straight fanfictional humor. We debated about having parodies of the first 3, but it proved a problem of time continuity… Then, we thought, Hey! What about other movies? But by this time, we've fallen in love with our characters (especially Obi-Wan… wink, wink, nudge, nudge*). So we just couldn't abandon them! So, we set off to do the unknown…the unthinkable…the unwise… Hope we did ok!
Author's Note: Kirsten- Hey and hi everyone! Did you enjoy our little insanity that we call fanficiton? (Little Leggie appears, this time he's holding a huge bag of cookies.) Little Leggie! How many times have I told you not to eat those when on the computer? What? Fine, but just don't give me the sad puppy eyes. Anyways… what? Ugh. Fine.
Little Leggie: Hi everyone! Could you please review? It would make me soooooooooo happy! J Bye now! J (hops off computer along with the bag of cookies)
Kirsten: Ummm…. okay… well, please review!
Author's Note: Sabra- Hey all our fan fiction readers! How did you like it? Please review, cuz Little Leggie is eating everything here, and we're running out of food…anyways, watch out because Amp the New Mt. Dew is coming up! Woo Hoo!!! does a little dance HUGGLES!!!!
Entire Clone SongCarrie clone #9567: THE CUTEST BOY!
Rest of the clones: THE CUTEST BOY!
Carrie clone #9567: I EVER SAW
The clones: I EVER SAW!
Carrie clone #9567: WAS SIPPING CI-
The clones: WAS SIPPING CI-
Carrie clone #9567: -DER THRU A STRAW!!!
The clones: -DER THRU A STRAW!!!
All of the clones, including Carrie clone #9567: THE CUTEST BOY I EVER SAAAAAAAAW WAS SIPPING CIDER THRU A STRAW.
Carrie clone #9567: I ASKED HIM IF
The clones: I ASKED HIM IF
Carrie clone #9567: HE'D TEACH ME HOW
The clones: HE TEACH ME HOW
Carrie clone #9567: TO SIP SOME CI-
The clones: TO SIP SOME CI-
Carrie clone #9567: -DER THRU A STRAW
The clones: -DER THRU A STRAW
All of clones together: I ASKED HIM IF HE'D TEACH ME HOW!!!! TO SIP SOME CIDER THRU A STRAW!!!
Carrie clone #9567: HE SAID OF COURSE
The clones: HE SAID OF COURSE
Carrie clone #9567: HE'D TEACH ME HOW
The clones: HE'D TEACH ME HOW
Carrie clone #9567: TO SIP SOME CI-
The clones: TO SIP SOME CI-
Carrie clone #9567: -DER THRU A STRAW
The clones: -DER THRU A STRAW
All of clones together: HE SAID OF COURSE HE'D TEACH ME HOW TO SIP SOME CIDER THRU A STRAW!!!
Carrie clone #9567: SO CHEEK TO CHEEK
The clones: SO CHEEK TO CHEEK
Carrie clone #9567: AND JAW TO JAW
The clones: AND JAW TO JAW
Carrie clone #9567: WE SIPPED SOME CI-
The clones: WE SIPPED SOME CI-
Carrie clone #9567: -DER THRU A STRAW
The clones: -DER THRU A STRAW
All of the clones together: SO CHEEK TO CHEEK AND JAW TO JAW........WE SIPPED SOME CIDER THRU A STRAW!!!
Carrie clone #9567: AND NOW AND THEN
The clones: AND NOW AND THEN
Carrie clone #9567: THE STRAW WOULD SLIP
The clones: THE STRAW WOULD SLIP
Carrie clone #9567: AND WE'D SIP CI-
The clones: AND WE'D SIP CI-
Carrie clone #9567: -DER LIP TO LIP!!!
The clones: -DER LIP TO LIP!!!
All of the clones together: AND NOW AND THEN THE STRAW WOULD SLIP.... AND WE'D SIP CIDER LIP TO LIP!!!
Carrie clone #9567: NOW 14 KIDS
The clones: NOW 14 KIDS
Carrie clone #9567: ALL CALL ME MOM.
The clones: ALL CALL ME MOM.
Carrie clone #9567: CAUSE I SIPPED CI-
The clones: CAUSE I SIPPED CI-
Carrie clone #9567: -DER THRU A STRAW!
The clones: -DER THRU A STRAW!
All of the clones together: NOW 14 KIDS ALL CALL ME MOM.......CAUSE I SIPPED CIDER THRU A STRAW!!!!!
Carrie clone #9567: THE MORAL OF
The clones: THE MORAL OF
Carrie clone #9567: THIS STORY IS
The clones: THIS STORY IS
Carrie clone #9567: DON'T YOU SIP CI-
The clones: DON'T YOU SIP CI-
Carrie clone #9567: -DER THRU A STRAW!
The clones: -DER THRU A STRAW!
All of the clones together: THE MORAL OF THIS STORY IS......DON'T YOU SIP CIDER THRU A STRAW!
All of the clones together: DRINK MILK!!!!!
