Unknown Emotions

Chappie 6: Evil reveals its true form

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Hey all! Guess what..I'm alive again..thankehs Luna..x3 ^_^ This is the FINAL chappie of this...thing..it will beh humor-ified..seeing as less people liked the last one..Sorry I've taken so long, but my sister needed help with her story n_n; ANywho..after this, I will be doing an InuYasha romance story..so..hehe..-nod-

Well, enough of me, time for the end..don't forget to review! ^_^

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Everyone stared at Ansem and Aerith in disbelief. Ansem was their friend now, why would he do such a thing? Wait..it wasn't Ansem's doing-- it was Pookie. Mr.Pookie! Everyone glared at Mr.Pookie with hunger in their eyes.

Cloud grinned and poked the rabbit. "Ohh...Pookie looks tasty.." He pulled out his sword and sliced Mr.Pookie's head off. Everyone else looked away, disgusted. Leon simply giggled and took notes on Cloud's behavior. After all, it was his job to keep track of Cloud's actions, because he is a valued customer.

Mr.Pookie fell over, to reveal that it wasn't a stuffed rabbit, it was someone in a costume! Everyone gasped at who was revealed in the bunny suit.

---Flashback----

random squirrel: You know..if you agree to this, we will give you 100 pounds of SuGaR.

anonymous voice: wheeee!! I like trains!

squirrel: Mwaha..we will soon take over..soon...

---end flashback---

Kairi grinned and watched everyone. "So..you figured it out, did you? Thought you were soo smart. Well, you still have me to deal with.

Sora turned and looked at Kairi, "what are you talking about!?" Kairi grinned and pulled a pitchfork from behind her back. "What am I talking about?" She raised the weapon above her head, the sharp edge pointing at Sora. "oh, Sora. You understand nothing." Everyone gasped and pointed at Kairi. Leon blinked, "you don't see that everyday.."

Cloud grinned and tried to hold back his laughter. "Hey guys...guess what? ..It's..Selphie.." Selphie hissed like a snake, foam forming on her mouth. "I WAS FRAMED I TELLYA!" She yelped and twitched, staring at Kairi. "What did they -twitch- offer you?" Kairi blinked and laughed out loud. "They offered me a free laugh at Sora!" -she pointed at Sora and bursted out in laughter. "YOU ARE SUCH AN IDIOT!" She rolled on the floor laughing.

Sora's face turned red and his hand formed into a fist. "KAIRI! I'LL GET YOU!" He ran after Kairi in circles, his keyblade raised high above his head.

Everyone else also laughed. "You are so dumb Sora!" Sora stopped and looked at them in surprise. "Huh?!" They all giggled, "We were all in on it...except Ansem...he's just weird." Sora's eye twitched. "Oh..so you guys all wanted a laugh at ol' Sora? Well guess what? I'LL KILL YOU ALL!" Sora violently attacked everyone and I cannot give details because I am totally against violence and things like that.

Selphie blinked. "I did it for the SuGaR." Everyone blinked and stared blankly at Selphie as she once more twitched. "100 pounds..that's how much they gave me..TO KILL YOU GUYS!" She laughed insanely and twitched. "Mwah..mwah..mwahahahahahaha! YOU WILL ALL DIE! I WILL KILL YOU ALL...FOR THE SuGaR!!! Wait..they are already dead...except you, Sora.." She laughed insanely and attacked Sora with her..uhh..hands o doom!

"MWAHAHAHAH! DIE SORA!! DIE DIE DIE DIE!" Sora screamed like a little girl and ran in circles. "GREAT! Selphie's gonna kill me...oh well..getting killed by an insane girl on a sugar high won't be SOO bad...will it?" Selphie grinned, "you shall soon find out, Bob." "Um..Selphie..I'm not Bob...I'm Sora..." Selphie blinked and read a piece of paper. "Well whaddaya know? Your name IS Sora..will wonders never cease?" Sora slapped his forehead, "Oh, god..just kill me now.." Selphie cackled, "GLADLY!" Selphie err..killed Sora, and walked toward squirrel HQ.

"lalalalala SuGaR for meeee...lalalaaaa!" She giggled insanely and skipped along a street, near the sock factory.

Sock manufactuer guy: "I guess that Riku guy isn't comin.."

other sock guy: "Guess not...kids these days...lazy punks."

Selphie cackled and looked at the two guys and mauled them, afterwards she stole some socks. "OOOOH! PINK!" She grinned and put the socks on her head. "SPIFFY!" She continued to wlak down the street, mauling people and stealing their objects. What fun.

Wakka poked at Selphie and saluted her. "The queen is wondering where you are. Did you complete the mission?" Selphie blinked, "Yush I did..." Wakka tilted his head, "shall I take the bodies?" Selphie shook her head and grinned, a tooth showing like a fang. "No, that won't be necessary...I ate them." Wakka stared at Selphie blankly. "Girl, get help..." Selphie giggled, "I ate my psychiatrist, too!" Wakka was already 50 feet away from Selphie before she said that, though. He was rather disturbed..

"Hmm..I better go see the queen then..." She makes a victory sign and flies off.

ooo...watch Selphie fly! -theme music plays- Selphie..the Selphienator...dun dun duunnn..

----20 minutes of screaming and bloodshed later---

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Selphie: "Okay..I killed and ate them..can I have my -twitch- SuGaR now?" -twitch-

Tidus: "Wow, Selphie..you ATE them, too? Can you teach me how to be evil like you?" He bows to Selphie. "Please?"

Selphie: "OOOOOKKKAAYY! I will teach you the art of SuGaR!!"

Squirrel: "You did well...now the world will be ours.." she reveals a truck full of SuGaR and hands a key to Selphie. "Enjoy, my pet."

Selphie: "YAAAAYYYYYY!!!" She twitches and jumps into the truck, eating all the SuGaR. "I LIKE TRAINS! I LIKE TRAINS! I LIKE TRAINS! I LIKE TRAINS! I LIKE TRAINS! I LIKE TRAINS! I LIKE TRAINS! I LIKE TRAINS! I LIKE TRAINS! I LIKE TRAINS! I LIKE TRAINS! I LIKE TRAINS! I LIKE TRAINS! I LIKE TRAINS! MWAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" She twitches and bounces off the walls.

Tidus: He sighs dreamily. "She's my villain."

----Fin.----

xD well..that was short..oh well..Selphie was the evil mastermind known to the world as Pookie...weird way of ending it, huh? Well..for once, the good-guys didn't realy win. Only if you consider squirrels good...then I'll getcha..anyway, if you liked my story, check out my sister's..she's DisturbedDucky! ^_^ So....Review...please? o-O