Washuu Chan's Disclaimer (Author's Note: there is a PROLOGUE too, if you
just scroll down and want to ignore my extremely HELPFUL, funny
information. :P)
Ah, yes, being the ultimate super genius that I am; I now have more free time to do the things I want since the whole series ended of Tenchi Muyo and got kicked off Toonami. *sigh* This is why I have decided to make my FIRST FANFIC. *an army of Chibi Washuu's clap loudly*. . .Arigato, Chibi Washuus. Not to mention, I have an army of self-made, hostile robots responding to my every command. *smiles* Do you want to what the best part about them is . . . *inserts evil cackle* they resemble . . .ME!!! *Takes one robot and hugs it; consequently breaking it*
For some reason, however, Princess Ayeka has put a bounty on me along with my adorable creations, and I must go.*puts on guise resembling glasses with bushy black eyebrows and huge nose* . . . incognito. *suspiciously looks around self* Ayeka claims that I am insane and a hazard to all of Cartoon Network. .Although, everyone knows the real reason is she is jealous of Tench's and my love. Well, little does she know, I have forced my FAVORITE Inuyasha couple to do the future disclaimers for MY FANFIC. * While grinning insanely and rubbing hands together, puts on scientific safety googles. As a mysterious Vend-o-Chibi machine emerges from one of the laboratory walls: proceeds to cackle for five minutes. Then, rummages through white coat pocket, and inserts a quarter. Turns around smiling.* So, for future reference for EVERYONE, one of my masterpiece creations is going to give you the fic.
'CLUNK' 'WHOOSH' *Proudly, anime-style holds a Chibi Washuu in the air, and presses a button*
"Would you like fries wilth that?" McDonald's phrase spoken by Naraku plays from Chibi Washuu.
*Anime-style fall* Hehe, NOW THAT IS SCARY! This should only take JUST
a sec! *Elevator music plays. Smiles and angrily messes with Chibi
Washuu's hardware. Then, presses another button*
"WASHUU WARNING: THIS IS GOING TO BE A FUNNY FIC, BUT FOR ALL HARDCORE KAGOME FANS, I WOULD SKIP THE PROLOUGE IF I WERE YOU...enjoy! *smile*"
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Prologue
"...hurry
...Hurry
...HURRY-UP, DAMN IT!!!"
Bounding through the desolate forest Inuyasha ran, Naraku's last words chasing at his bloodstained heals. For everything beating inside Inuyasha, he KNEW his hated, and now expired, foe's prediction would not come true - it couldn't! The hanyou quickened his sprint at the thought, while evading the gnarled undergrowth beneath his feet, guided by the scent of two. Scents of which belonged to Kikyo and Kagome. Both women holding his heart, one was among the dead, the other among the living. One of his heart's past, and the other his heart's present; though by Fate's roulette, one was the incarnation, and the other a mere reincarnation. Inuyasha continued to swat the giant, finger-like branches that detained him, almost like a mother fruitlessly trying to shield her son's eyes. Barely yards away from two and other comrades. 'Almost...there...' A 'thud,' then followed by the rustling of clothing reached the Inuyasha's inhuman, triangle shaped dog ears, causing them to delicately press upon his naturally silver locks. His legs, now, exerted themselves to a killing rate.
* * * * *
"Kikyo, you should not move yet, Naraku's miasma still inside your body. Instead of leaning on this willow, it may prove best for you to lie down, Kikyo. That way I can purify the miasma better, and won't make you any dizzier. Is that alright?" Kagome spoke rummaging through her yellow backpack.
Kikyo partially with her miko garb exposing her once whitish-brown shell now semi-eaten by a bubbling, indigo poision, the foe's miasma. She defied the girl and leaned against willow surrounded by a patch of coincidental Chinese bellflowers, her brown eyes that took fervent glances to them and her dead hand were shaded from her counterpart's view because of her cascading black hair. Her counterpart, sporting wrapped up ankle around her wound and her usual sailor fuku, fetched some bandaids. (A/N: you'd THINK Kagome would get the hint after episode 16 (Miroku's first appearance), buttttttt nooooooooooo. Ah, well DEATH TO KIKYO!!!)
Suddenly, Kikyo slipped against the tree trunk wincing in agony, but to her aid was Kagome's ever helping hand.
"Are you alright?" said while rushing to her.
With the concerned girl's efforts trying to prevent Kikyo from further pain, she held several bandages in her mouth, and the rest in her hand she began wrap her chest. (A/N: I HATE YURI, so no.)
Just feet away from the destination, the boy stood silently looking upon the scene. Shippo, Miroku, Sango, Kirara, and Koga (well, erm...not really) were his friends lain before him dressed in stained bandages looking like death, but thankfully not smelling of it. They would survive, alright.
Garbled words hit the boy's ears, "H~ld shhhhti~ll, pl~se." (A/N: Hold still, please.)
He turned Kagome who was bandaging the shell of Kikyo and remained ever silient. Despite however upset at Inuyasha she was, whether because running off with her or not, she never faltered to help Kikyo when in trouble. Inuyasha smiled: he had to give credit to where it was due, not only did Kagome have a big heart, but she also had definitely perfected her bandaging techniques since the start of the journey. 'She's almost done with healing Kikyo...' Inuyasha's ears drooped: the truth hit him like Shippou throwing one of those chips of potato sacks. His journey, their journey, was over. The memory of his promise to Kikyo ran fresh in Inuyasha's mind, as much as he might wish to break it, he promised to go to hell with her - no more Kagome. 'If only I could...'
"Almost done, Kikyo ~" Kagome said rousing Inuyasha from his thoughts. Inuyasha watch her deft movements.
Kikyo lifted her head taking a glance around the premise, (obiviously missing Inuyasha) and lifted her head decievely.
"Kagome," she spoke, "Is it true?"
Inuyasha's heart sped, while Kagome froze.
"Is what true, Kikyo?"
"Is it true that you wish Inuyasha to live, despite his promise with me?"
A bead of sweat rolled down Inuyasha's temple. 'Why, why is she asking Kagome THIS?'
"Yes," momentarily Kagome's eyes turned away from Kikyo's impending ones, and Inuyasha saw it...her...her eyes were with despair, and her scent laced with sadness - for HIM!
In a flash, Inuyasha could have sworn he saw her smirk, but he felt far from rejoicing at this emotion it was more of an ominous feeling. Kikyo head hung staring at the bellflowers.
Kikyo's pale arms gripped Kagome's shoulders, taking the teenager by surprise.
"I understand what you wish for..." Kagome gasped in surprise - did she really understand her? While Inuyasha had a chance to reason with his foreboding intuition he saw a glint of silver draw out of one of Kikyo's sleeves, as Kikyo raised her dead face to Kagome's ear.
"That is why Kagome...you must die for his sake." Kikyo hissed, plunging her dagger through Kagome's fuku, and tore it out. With such force, Kagome's limp body went in a backward fall. Inuyasha felt his tare in pieces, numbness engulfed it. Screaming at the horror could not suffice; he ran to Kagome's body second to late, but cradled her head on his lap none the less.
Kikyo sat stone still and turned to Inuyasha in a black stare, "Oh, so you were there after all, Inuyasha?"
Inuyasha eyes went wide, and heart pumping more deafness of soul through the veins. His mind was whirling, 'it can't be, it can't be, it-'
But it was...as the person who taught him trust and maybe even love blood pooled on his palm. Kagome was bleeding internally, rivulets red flowed down to her chin, she watched him through half-lidded, hazel eyes.
'KAGOME, HANG ON!!!'
Inuyasha bolted up from his past unconscious state on one of the branches of the Goshikbou with blood pumping heavily and his breath sounding like a raging pant. As much as wished it was just a nightmare, it wasn't, and that bastard Naraku predicted it, too. The incident happened a week ago; scents and feelings were still burning fresh in his mind. Kikyo was dead now, and Kagome was alive. He had told himself countless times everything was right now, but he couldn't lie to himself.
"Kuso, another night without sleep."
*~*~*~*~*~*~*
I welcome ALL reviews; EVEN FLAMES. So, if you dare write a flame on my fanfic, and if I get enough flames, I may just put yours in the WALL-O- SHAME. *Chibi Washuus reveal torture devices like on the Home Shopping Network*
In conclusion, I urge all my darling viewers after reading my fanfic to spend a moment of your time putting your two cents in! *holding Ryo-okie in arms* Until then, *throws Ryo-okie in the air, transforming into a spaceship and gets in* JA NE!!! MUHAHAHA!!! I AM COMING TENCHI, MY LOVE!"
Ah, yes, being the ultimate super genius that I am; I now have more free time to do the things I want since the whole series ended of Tenchi Muyo and got kicked off Toonami. *sigh* This is why I have decided to make my FIRST FANFIC. *an army of Chibi Washuu's clap loudly*. . .Arigato, Chibi Washuus. Not to mention, I have an army of self-made, hostile robots responding to my every command. *smiles* Do you want to what the best part about them is . . . *inserts evil cackle* they resemble . . .ME!!! *Takes one robot and hugs it; consequently breaking it*
For some reason, however, Princess Ayeka has put a bounty on me along with my adorable creations, and I must go.*puts on guise resembling glasses with bushy black eyebrows and huge nose* . . . incognito. *suspiciously looks around self* Ayeka claims that I am insane and a hazard to all of Cartoon Network. .Although, everyone knows the real reason is she is jealous of Tench's and my love. Well, little does she know, I have forced my FAVORITE Inuyasha couple to do the future disclaimers for MY FANFIC. * While grinning insanely and rubbing hands together, puts on scientific safety googles. As a mysterious Vend-o-Chibi machine emerges from one of the laboratory walls: proceeds to cackle for five minutes. Then, rummages through white coat pocket, and inserts a quarter. Turns around smiling.* So, for future reference for EVERYONE, one of my masterpiece creations is going to give you the fic.
'CLUNK' 'WHOOSH' *Proudly, anime-style holds a Chibi Washuu in the air, and presses a button*
"Would you like fries wilth that?" McDonald's phrase spoken by Naraku plays from Chibi Washuu.
*Anime-style fall* Hehe, NOW THAT IS SCARY! This should only take JUST
a sec! *Elevator music plays. Smiles and angrily messes with Chibi
Washuu's hardware. Then, presses another button*
"WASHUU WARNING: THIS IS GOING TO BE A FUNNY FIC, BUT FOR ALL HARDCORE KAGOME FANS, I WOULD SKIP THE PROLOUGE IF I WERE YOU...enjoy! *smile*"
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Prologue
"...hurry
...Hurry
...HURRY-UP, DAMN IT!!!"
Bounding through the desolate forest Inuyasha ran, Naraku's last words chasing at his bloodstained heals. For everything beating inside Inuyasha, he KNEW his hated, and now expired, foe's prediction would not come true - it couldn't! The hanyou quickened his sprint at the thought, while evading the gnarled undergrowth beneath his feet, guided by the scent of two. Scents of which belonged to Kikyo and Kagome. Both women holding his heart, one was among the dead, the other among the living. One of his heart's past, and the other his heart's present; though by Fate's roulette, one was the incarnation, and the other a mere reincarnation. Inuyasha continued to swat the giant, finger-like branches that detained him, almost like a mother fruitlessly trying to shield her son's eyes. Barely yards away from two and other comrades. 'Almost...there...' A 'thud,' then followed by the rustling of clothing reached the Inuyasha's inhuman, triangle shaped dog ears, causing them to delicately press upon his naturally silver locks. His legs, now, exerted themselves to a killing rate.
* * * * *
"Kikyo, you should not move yet, Naraku's miasma still inside your body. Instead of leaning on this willow, it may prove best for you to lie down, Kikyo. That way I can purify the miasma better, and won't make you any dizzier. Is that alright?" Kagome spoke rummaging through her yellow backpack.
Kikyo partially with her miko garb exposing her once whitish-brown shell now semi-eaten by a bubbling, indigo poision, the foe's miasma. She defied the girl and leaned against willow surrounded by a patch of coincidental Chinese bellflowers, her brown eyes that took fervent glances to them and her dead hand were shaded from her counterpart's view because of her cascading black hair. Her counterpart, sporting wrapped up ankle around her wound and her usual sailor fuku, fetched some bandaids. (A/N: you'd THINK Kagome would get the hint after episode 16 (Miroku's first appearance), buttttttt nooooooooooo. Ah, well DEATH TO KIKYO!!!)
Suddenly, Kikyo slipped against the tree trunk wincing in agony, but to her aid was Kagome's ever helping hand.
"Are you alright?" said while rushing to her.
With the concerned girl's efforts trying to prevent Kikyo from further pain, she held several bandages in her mouth, and the rest in her hand she began wrap her chest. (A/N: I HATE YURI, so no.)
Just feet away from the destination, the boy stood silently looking upon the scene. Shippo, Miroku, Sango, Kirara, and Koga (well, erm...not really) were his friends lain before him dressed in stained bandages looking like death, but thankfully not smelling of it. They would survive, alright.
Garbled words hit the boy's ears, "H~ld shhhhti~ll, pl~se." (A/N: Hold still, please.)
He turned Kagome who was bandaging the shell of Kikyo and remained ever silient. Despite however upset at Inuyasha she was, whether because running off with her or not, she never faltered to help Kikyo when in trouble. Inuyasha smiled: he had to give credit to where it was due, not only did Kagome have a big heart, but she also had definitely perfected her bandaging techniques since the start of the journey. 'She's almost done with healing Kikyo...' Inuyasha's ears drooped: the truth hit him like Shippou throwing one of those chips of potato sacks. His journey, their journey, was over. The memory of his promise to Kikyo ran fresh in Inuyasha's mind, as much as he might wish to break it, he promised to go to hell with her - no more Kagome. 'If only I could...'
"Almost done, Kikyo ~" Kagome said rousing Inuyasha from his thoughts. Inuyasha watch her deft movements.
Kikyo lifted her head taking a glance around the premise, (obiviously missing Inuyasha) and lifted her head decievely.
"Kagome," she spoke, "Is it true?"
Inuyasha's heart sped, while Kagome froze.
"Is what true, Kikyo?"
"Is it true that you wish Inuyasha to live, despite his promise with me?"
A bead of sweat rolled down Inuyasha's temple. 'Why, why is she asking Kagome THIS?'
"Yes," momentarily Kagome's eyes turned away from Kikyo's impending ones, and Inuyasha saw it...her...her eyes were with despair, and her scent laced with sadness - for HIM!
In a flash, Inuyasha could have sworn he saw her smirk, but he felt far from rejoicing at this emotion it was more of an ominous feeling. Kikyo head hung staring at the bellflowers.
Kikyo's pale arms gripped Kagome's shoulders, taking the teenager by surprise.
"I understand what you wish for..." Kagome gasped in surprise - did she really understand her? While Inuyasha had a chance to reason with his foreboding intuition he saw a glint of silver draw out of one of Kikyo's sleeves, as Kikyo raised her dead face to Kagome's ear.
"That is why Kagome...you must die for his sake." Kikyo hissed, plunging her dagger through Kagome's fuku, and tore it out. With such force, Kagome's limp body went in a backward fall. Inuyasha felt his tare in pieces, numbness engulfed it. Screaming at the horror could not suffice; he ran to Kagome's body second to late, but cradled her head on his lap none the less.
Kikyo sat stone still and turned to Inuyasha in a black stare, "Oh, so you were there after all, Inuyasha?"
Inuyasha eyes went wide, and heart pumping more deafness of soul through the veins. His mind was whirling, 'it can't be, it can't be, it-'
But it was...as the person who taught him trust and maybe even love blood pooled on his palm. Kagome was bleeding internally, rivulets red flowed down to her chin, she watched him through half-lidded, hazel eyes.
'KAGOME, HANG ON!!!'
Inuyasha bolted up from his past unconscious state on one of the branches of the Goshikbou with blood pumping heavily and his breath sounding like a raging pant. As much as wished it was just a nightmare, it wasn't, and that bastard Naraku predicted it, too. The incident happened a week ago; scents and feelings were still burning fresh in his mind. Kikyo was dead now, and Kagome was alive. He had told himself countless times everything was right now, but he couldn't lie to himself.
"Kuso, another night without sleep."
*~*~*~*~*~*~*
I welcome ALL reviews; EVEN FLAMES. So, if you dare write a flame on my fanfic, and if I get enough flames, I may just put yours in the WALL-O- SHAME. *Chibi Washuus reveal torture devices like on the Home Shopping Network*
In conclusion, I urge all my darling viewers after reading my fanfic to spend a moment of your time putting your two cents in! *holding Ryo-okie in arms* Until then, *throws Ryo-okie in the air, transforming into a spaceship and gets in* JA NE!!! MUHAHAHA!!! I AM COMING TENCHI, MY LOVE!"
