Chapter 2 of the nightmare I've invented Mwahahahaha! Well now you have
to read it (reader: Awwwww!) Shaddap you! Nobody forced you to click
there it's your fault. R&R please! By the way, I know this looks like L-
Gurl's story but this is a weird dream I had so I didn't copy it.)
Disclaimer: Of course I own Zelda! Oh and look a pig is flying by, and there's a purple goldfish playing the clarinet!!
Continuing on to kill Mido.
Mido: You can't pass without a sword and a shield Mr. No Fairy!
Navi: Hey, what do you call me, I ain't a dandelion!
Mido: So, you have a fairy now. What you think your all cool now. where did you get that branch. what are you doing with that. hey watch were your swinging that! AHHH!!
Link: ( Makes contact) Well that was easier than I thought.
Kim: Yeah but maybe we should get weapons anyway.
Link: K, let me lead!
Wander around for a couple of hours.
Harry: MY GOD LINK!! Do you not live here or are you just being blonde?!
Link: Well I am blonde aren't I!?
Krysten: MUSTARD!!!
All: O.o
Krysten: What, I haven't said anything for a while!! Mike: O.K. then. I guess I'll lead!
At the big rolling rock area thingy
Navi: watch out for the-
Link: Shut up Navi, I think that I can at least walk by myself!
Harry: Yeah what could go wrong?!
Navi: But what about the -
Link and Harry get run over by the big boulder.
Navi: rock.
Harry: .Ow!
Link: I'll kill you, you stupid rock!
Link runs after it and gets run over again.
Link: I'll kill, Oh forget it.
After a few more times of getting run over.
Mike: Dammit you stupid rock, prepare for a horrible flaming death at the gates of hell!!( throws a bomb at the rock)
Link: .Okaaaay, well on to the sword!
They all get to the treasure chest without further mishap.
Link: Hey, there are 6 chests!
Kim: Good for you, wanna cookie?!
Link: Yeah, as a matter of fact I do!
Kim: WANNA STEP OUTSIDE!!
Link: O.K. LETS GO!!
Kim: ON MY WAY!!
Everyone else opens their chest.
Link: (walks back in nursing a black eye) not a word!
Kim: (Walks back in whistling) Well that was fun!
Mike: Everyone stand back, I've got red potion!
(Link drinks it and the wound goes away)
Harry: I'm so glad your alive you little pickle!
Link: Right. so everyone has a sword now right?
Everyone else: Yeah!!
Harry: Then on to the talking tree!
Krysten: I can't believe that it's so hard for kids to get a word with a tree these days!
Everyone else: O.o
Well that's the end of another chapter! Link: Finally.
For those of you that don't know, Link is my new muse(everyone else has one, why can't I?)
Link: You'd better review or you will fall victim to the wrath of one thousand angry balloon people!!!
O.o . OKAY.See all of you unfortunate souls later!
Disclaimer: Of course I own Zelda! Oh and look a pig is flying by, and there's a purple goldfish playing the clarinet!!
Continuing on to kill Mido.
Mido: You can't pass without a sword and a shield Mr. No Fairy!
Navi: Hey, what do you call me, I ain't a dandelion!
Mido: So, you have a fairy now. What you think your all cool now. where did you get that branch. what are you doing with that. hey watch were your swinging that! AHHH!!
Link: ( Makes contact) Well that was easier than I thought.
Kim: Yeah but maybe we should get weapons anyway.
Link: K, let me lead!
Wander around for a couple of hours.
Harry: MY GOD LINK!! Do you not live here or are you just being blonde?!
Link: Well I am blonde aren't I!?
Krysten: MUSTARD!!!
All: O.o
Krysten: What, I haven't said anything for a while!! Mike: O.K. then. I guess I'll lead!
At the big rolling rock area thingy
Navi: watch out for the-
Link: Shut up Navi, I think that I can at least walk by myself!
Harry: Yeah what could go wrong?!
Navi: But what about the -
Link and Harry get run over by the big boulder.
Navi: rock.
Harry: .Ow!
Link: I'll kill you, you stupid rock!
Link runs after it and gets run over again.
Link: I'll kill, Oh forget it.
After a few more times of getting run over.
Mike: Dammit you stupid rock, prepare for a horrible flaming death at the gates of hell!!( throws a bomb at the rock)
Link: .Okaaaay, well on to the sword!
They all get to the treasure chest without further mishap.
Link: Hey, there are 6 chests!
Kim: Good for you, wanna cookie?!
Link: Yeah, as a matter of fact I do!
Kim: WANNA STEP OUTSIDE!!
Link: O.K. LETS GO!!
Kim: ON MY WAY!!
Everyone else opens their chest.
Link: (walks back in nursing a black eye) not a word!
Kim: (Walks back in whistling) Well that was fun!
Mike: Everyone stand back, I've got red potion!
(Link drinks it and the wound goes away)
Harry: I'm so glad your alive you little pickle!
Link: Right. so everyone has a sword now right?
Everyone else: Yeah!!
Harry: Then on to the talking tree!
Krysten: I can't believe that it's so hard for kids to get a word with a tree these days!
Everyone else: O.o
Well that's the end of another chapter! Link: Finally.
For those of you that don't know, Link is my new muse(everyone else has one, why can't I?)
Link: You'd better review or you will fall victim to the wrath of one thousand angry balloon people!!!
O.o . OKAY.See all of you unfortunate souls later!
