Chapter 2 of the nightmare I've invented Mwahahahaha! Well now you have to read it (reader: Awwwww!) Shaddap you! Nobody forced you to click there it's your fault. R&R please! By the way, I know this looks like L- Gurl's story but this is a weird dream I had so I didn't copy it.)

Disclaimer: Of course I own Zelda! Oh and look a pig is flying by, and there's a purple goldfish playing the clarinet!!

Continuing on to kill Mido.

Mido: You can't pass without a sword and a shield Mr. No Fairy!

Navi: Hey, what do you call me, I ain't a dandelion!

Mido: So, you have a fairy now. What you think your all cool now. where did you get that branch. what are you doing with that. hey watch were your swinging that! AHHH!!

Link: ( Makes contact) Well that was easier than I thought.

Kim: Yeah but maybe we should get weapons anyway.

Link: K, let me lead!

Wander around for a couple of hours.

Harry: MY GOD LINK!! Do you not live here or are you just being blonde?!

Link: Well I am blonde aren't I!?

Krysten: MUSTARD!!!

All: O.o

Krysten: What, I haven't said anything for a while!! Mike: O.K. then. I guess I'll lead!

At the big rolling rock area thingy

Navi: watch out for the-

Link: Shut up Navi, I think that I can at least walk by myself!

Harry: Yeah what could go wrong?!

Navi: But what about the -

Link and Harry get run over by the big boulder.

Navi: rock.

Harry: .Ow!

Link: I'll kill you, you stupid rock!

Link runs after it and gets run over again.

Link: I'll kill, Oh forget it.

After a few more times of getting run over.

Mike: Dammit you stupid rock, prepare for a horrible flaming death at the gates of hell!!( throws a bomb at the rock)

Link: .Okaaaay, well on to the sword!

They all get to the treasure chest without further mishap.

Link: Hey, there are 6 chests!

Kim: Good for you, wanna cookie?!

Link: Yeah, as a matter of fact I do!

Kim: WANNA STEP OUTSIDE!!

Link: O.K. LETS GO!!

Kim: ON MY WAY!!

Everyone else opens their chest.

Link: (walks back in nursing a black eye) not a word!

Kim: (Walks back in whistling) Well that was fun!

Mike: Everyone stand back, I've got red potion!

(Link drinks it and the wound goes away)

Harry: I'm so glad your alive you little pickle!

Link: Right. so everyone has a sword now right?

Everyone else: Yeah!!

Harry: Then on to the talking tree!

Krysten: I can't believe that it's so hard for kids to get a word with a tree these days!

Everyone else: O.o

Well that's the end of another chapter! Link: Finally.

For those of you that don't know, Link is my new muse(everyone else has one, why can't I?)

Link: You'd better review or you will fall victim to the wrath of one thousand angry balloon people!!!

O.o . OKAY.See all of you unfortunate souls later!