Bonjour! Bon Lundi! Oh je regrette I've got a big French test tomorrow! Chappy 3 be afraid, be VERY afraid!

Disclaimer: Me isn't owning Zelda! DUH!!!

At the real annoying talkin' tree.

Harry: ( Singing) He sees you when your sleeping. He knows when your awake!

Link: How DOES he know all that stuff!?

Harry: HE'S A STALKER!!! (Singing) Here comes Stalker Claus! Here comes STALKER CLAUSSSSSSS!!!

GDT: There's a.

Kim: SHADDAP!!

GDT: Eep!

Krysten: Open thou mouth or face my FIREY WRATH!!

GDT: AAAA! (opens mouth)

Sam: Damn!! Nice breath!

Mike: What is it with the exclaimation points!

Harry: Your doing it too.

Mike: Oh yeah, carry on then!

Harry: Onward into the skanky bowels of the annoying talking tree my group of half-eaten pumpkins!!!

Everyone: O.o. Riiiiight.

Kim: You know, we've been friends since I can remember and I still can't understand what this lil' monkey says.

Harry: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!! I'M ON FFFIIIRRREEE!!

Krysten: . Okaaaay!! Well lets get going shall we my little ketchup people?!

Link: ME GONNA KILL DEMON PLANTS MWAHAHAHA!!!

Sam: ME GONNA KILL EVIL SCREAMING PENCLS!!!

Navi: ME GONNA KILL ALL OF YOU IF YOU DON"T QUIT THIS INSANITY!!

Mike: Just learn how to be insane like us my little light bulb, Link is doing a fine job, isn't you Mr. Green man?

Link: (singing) I'm a little TEAPOT short and stout! Here is my HANDLE here is my SPOUT!!!

Saria: (runs in screaming) AAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYIIIIEEEE!!! (stops quickly and walks away calmly)

Kim: AAAHHH! SARIA LOST HER SANITY! IT'S THE APOCOLIPSE !!! MIKE, GO CHECK, IS IT RAINING CHEESE?!

Link: Lets finish this freakin' tree!!

Harry: (gets bitten by a deku baba) OOOOWWWWIIIIIIEEEEEE! DAMN YOU VENGEFUL FLOWER MAN, YOU SHALL BURN IN HEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLL!!!

At the deku scrub's room.

Deku scrub: I gonna kill you!

Kysten: Destroy the EVIL NUT THROWER!!!

Mike: We can't, we forgot our shields!!!

Everyone:CRAP!!! *Anime fall*

DS: (laughing like an idiot) HAHAHA IDIOTS!!!

Navi takes the group outside to of GDT to get the shields.

Kim: Navi back s'il vous plait!

Navi: OUI OUI MISOUIR!!!

Harry: WE"RE BAAAAAAAACK!!!

Krysten: With your crappy shield.

DS: WAHAHAHAHAHA!!! (Spits a nut)

Link: Ah, Screw this( throws shield on ground and wrestles deku scrub to ground)

DS: Okay I give(unlocks door.)

Sam: See ya!

Everyone: (jump off the crumble rock and open chests) SLINGSHOTS!!!

Mike: Uhm guys the rock is gone, how are we gonna get back?

Krysten: Like this you silly lil' sock puppet (shoots ladder w/ new slingshot).

Harry: AAH SSSPPPIIIDDDDEEERRRSSS!!!

Kim: (shoots it w/ slingshot) There YA HAPPY NOW!!!

GOMHA Gomha: Mwehehehehe. (drops baby.)

Sam: (catches baby and hits gomha in head w/ it)

Harry: Gomha's in a comma!!! (Hey, that rhymed) Lets start slashing!!!

Everyone: (kills Gomha get hearts and jump on portal).

Kim: (outside) That was BIG AND DUMB!!!

Link: Hey!!

Krysten: HEY IS FOR HORSES, MWAHAHA!!!

Link: Yeah. Look what I found! (Holds up emrald)

Navi: Lets go see Zelda. Maybe she knows what to do.

Mike: Naw, that idea sucks, but why don't we go see Zelda, maybe she knows what to do!

Sam: That's a great idea! Why can't you be that helpful Navi?

Navi: CAUSE I HATE YOU ALL!!! Just kidding _^!!

End OF Chappy YAY!!!

Link: That was hell!

I know, I made it that way! See ya later.