Hi people who have come to read this crappy fic. Thank all of you for
reading my story. If you like mine and haven't read
L-Gurl's storys (mostly WiHS, the best story in the world, although if you like horror then try Cracked). I highly recommend them. If it wasn't for her, Misty Margera(sp?), or other great writers I wouldn't be writing this.
Anyway, chapter 4 is up now so if you like read it. And now, on with this little horror.
Kim: So where do we go now you little light bulb?
Navi: Methinks we should go to Hyrule castle. Link: How do we get there my esteemed fairy person? Navi: That way -. Mido: Hold it right there. Harry: Oh god! Be afraid, be VERY afraid! Mido: Why did you kill the Deku Tree you asshole?! Sam: Hey he swallowed us first- Krysten: (whispering) Shut up. Mike: We didn't kill it! Mido: Then who did? Kim: Well it wasn't us. Mido: Yeah. Kim: No. Mido: Yeah! Kim: No! Mido: YEAH! Kim: NO! (Punches Mido in the face) Ok, lets go!
The Bridge
Link: Why are you all stopping we've got to go-
Krysten:( grabs Link by the back of the collar) Hold up there sock puppet.
Saria: Hey Link' I've got something for you (holds out fairy ocarina). Link: Oh my goddesses. it's Beautiful, Saria! Saria: You're leaving now right? Link: .Yeah Saria: Well. bye. Link: (Backing away) B. bye.(runs away). Harry: Forgive him; he's a very nervous person. Saria: Don't worry, I know. Mike: Well, we better catch up with that girl- phobic lil' boy! Sam: ONWARD!!!
Hyrule Field
Krysten: Hey, what is that?!
Navi: NO LINK!!! SHOOT IT NOW!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!! Kapora Gaeboura (major sp?): Hi Link, Blah blah blah blah BLAAAAH. Navi: (whisper) I toooollld you. K G: You got it? Everyone: zzzzz.Wha? Oh, sure whatever. K G: I don't believe you so I'm gonna start again! Harry: NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I won't let you! (shoots kg w/ the slingshot) KG: FOOLISH HUMANS!!! I cannot be destroyed Mwahaha!!! Sam: (throws rock) HI-YA! KG falls.dead. KG: X_X Big mob of people (BMoP): You killed the evil owl of death, HUZZAH!! (party starts) Everyone: O.o Krysten: BACK OFF YOU MELONS!!! BmoP: Eep (run away) AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!! Sam: O.o . That . was. strange.
Mike: Yes. yes it was.
Harry: Does anyone else hear that music?
Kim: Yeah. Link, were does that come from?
Link: I've been wondering about that for a while! I don't know were it comes from but you get used to it.
Wolf: HHHHHHHHOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLWWWWWW!
Everyone: What the hell was that?
Stalchild: (I can't believe I remembered that name!) Grrr!
Sam: (kills it w/ ease) That was easy!
Army of Stalchildren (AoS): (growl)
Mike: OH MY GOD!
AoS: (attacks)
Link: (kills a couple) Is it just me or are they getting bigger?
Everyone: (looks) Indeed it is! RRRUUUNNN!!!
Link: (looks at army of giant stalchildren) It's huge, look it goes all the way to the horizon!
Krysten: Hey look the sun is almast up.
Cucco(sp?): COCK-A-DOODLE-DO!!!!!
Aos: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH, NNNNOOOO! (burst into flames)
Harry: Hey look what I found! ^Holds up a mad cat^
Kim: It looks mad.
Harry: Well it don't like you!
Sam: What prey tell does it like?
Harry: Fred likes bologna,roller coasters, and staple guns!
Krysten: As interesting as this conversation is, I think we should cross that drawbridge before evening.
Navi: I agree!
Mike: Well lets go!
Market/Hyrule Castle
Navi: HEY LISTEN!
Link: What do you want?
Navi: Who's that girl by the fountain?
Mike: OOOOOHHHH, that's Mal-
Krysten: Shut UP!
Mike: I was just telling them about Mal-
Krysten: I won't tell you again after this so be quiet or feel my wrath!
Link: Hey, what's your name?
Malon: I'm Malon. (Betcha didn't see that one coming) Are you heading to the castle?
Harry: Yes, yes we are.
Malon: Then can you find my dad Talon? He is a kind of fat man who is proably sleeping?
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Well that's the end of whatever chapter we are on. I'll update as soon as I can.
Link: R+R please!
L-Gurl's storys (mostly WiHS, the best story in the world, although if you like horror then try Cracked). I highly recommend them. If it wasn't for her, Misty Margera(sp?), or other great writers I wouldn't be writing this.
Anyway, chapter 4 is up now so if you like read it. And now, on with this little horror.
Kim: So where do we go now you little light bulb?
Navi: Methinks we should go to Hyrule castle. Link: How do we get there my esteemed fairy person? Navi: That way -. Mido: Hold it right there. Harry: Oh god! Be afraid, be VERY afraid! Mido: Why did you kill the Deku Tree you asshole?! Sam: Hey he swallowed us first- Krysten: (whispering) Shut up. Mike: We didn't kill it! Mido: Then who did? Kim: Well it wasn't us. Mido: Yeah. Kim: No. Mido: Yeah! Kim: No! Mido: YEAH! Kim: NO! (Punches Mido in the face) Ok, lets go!
The Bridge
Link: Why are you all stopping we've got to go-
Krysten:( grabs Link by the back of the collar) Hold up there sock puppet.
Saria: Hey Link' I've got something for you (holds out fairy ocarina). Link: Oh my goddesses. it's Beautiful, Saria! Saria: You're leaving now right? Link: .Yeah Saria: Well. bye. Link: (Backing away) B. bye.(runs away). Harry: Forgive him; he's a very nervous person. Saria: Don't worry, I know. Mike: Well, we better catch up with that girl- phobic lil' boy! Sam: ONWARD!!!
Hyrule Field
Krysten: Hey, what is that?!
Navi: NO LINK!!! SHOOT IT NOW!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!! Kapora Gaeboura (major sp?): Hi Link, Blah blah blah blah BLAAAAH. Navi: (whisper) I toooollld you. K G: You got it? Everyone: zzzzz.Wha? Oh, sure whatever. K G: I don't believe you so I'm gonna start again! Harry: NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I won't let you! (shoots kg w/ the slingshot) KG: FOOLISH HUMANS!!! I cannot be destroyed Mwahaha!!! Sam: (throws rock) HI-YA! KG falls.dead. KG: X_X Big mob of people (BMoP): You killed the evil owl of death, HUZZAH!! (party starts) Everyone: O.o Krysten: BACK OFF YOU MELONS!!! BmoP: Eep (run away) AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!! Sam: O.o . That . was. strange.
Mike: Yes. yes it was.
Harry: Does anyone else hear that music?
Kim: Yeah. Link, were does that come from?
Link: I've been wondering about that for a while! I don't know were it comes from but you get used to it.
Wolf: HHHHHHHHOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLWWWWWW!
Everyone: What the hell was that?
Stalchild: (I can't believe I remembered that name!) Grrr!
Sam: (kills it w/ ease) That was easy!
Army of Stalchildren (AoS): (growl)
Mike: OH MY GOD!
AoS: (attacks)
Link: (kills a couple) Is it just me or are they getting bigger?
Everyone: (looks) Indeed it is! RRRUUUNNN!!!
Link: (looks at army of giant stalchildren) It's huge, look it goes all the way to the horizon!
Krysten: Hey look the sun is almast up.
Cucco(sp?): COCK-A-DOODLE-DO!!!!!
Aos: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH, NNNNOOOO! (burst into flames)
Harry: Hey look what I found! ^Holds up a mad cat^
Kim: It looks mad.
Harry: Well it don't like you!
Sam: What prey tell does it like?
Harry: Fred likes bologna,roller coasters, and staple guns!
Krysten: As interesting as this conversation is, I think we should cross that drawbridge before evening.
Navi: I agree!
Mike: Well lets go!
Market/Hyrule Castle
Navi: HEY LISTEN!
Link: What do you want?
Navi: Who's that girl by the fountain?
Mike: OOOOOHHHH, that's Mal-
Krysten: Shut UP!
Mike: I was just telling them about Mal-
Krysten: I won't tell you again after this so be quiet or feel my wrath!
Link: Hey, what's your name?
Malon: I'm Malon. (Betcha didn't see that one coming) Are you heading to the castle?
Harry: Yes, yes we are.
Malon: Then can you find my dad Talon? He is a kind of fat man who is proably sleeping?
#%#^$%#^%#E^&#^$%&*&%$&*#%$*&*&$&^()&%&^$%^)
Well that's the end of whatever chapter we are on. I'll update as soon as I can.
Link: R+R please!
