I'm sssssslllllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeppppppppppppyyyyyyyyyyyy!!! I'm gonna try to get this chapter started. This just came to me so it probably sucks, but I needed something to do during my 10 hour trip to Arkansas.

Disclaimer: Opposite day! I own Zelda, Tea drinks people and People really like all my stories! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Link: Sure! Do you know where he was going?

Malon: He was delivering milk to the castle.

Sam: That's convenient, we have to meet Zelda.

Malon: Here take this. *hands them egg* It will hatch into a really annoying cucco!

Kim: Well, we'd better get going.

Harry: *spinning around singing* I am spinning spinning spinning, I am spinning all around! I am spinning spinning spinning then I stop! *stops* WWWEEE TWIRLY-WIRLY ICE-CREAM CONES!!! Okay. I'M READY!

(A/N: Ok now. L: It's turning in the song. I know!?

Navi: Let's meet that princess.

*HYRULE CASTLE* Krysten: Lookie at all the guards!

Harry: *in Zelda's meadow* Come on all you fishbones what's takin ya so long!?

Mike: How'd you get past the guards?

Harry: Just run through! The guards don't care! I think that they are stooped!

Hyrule Guard (HG): Come here and say that you lil' boy!

Harry: BRING IT ON!

HG and Harry get into a very exciting fight.

Kim: Wow! This fight is very exciting. (A/N: I know I just said that.)

Harry: WWWWEEEEEEEE!!! *Starts running w/ sword in the air* Feel my WRATH MWAHAHAHAHA!!!

HG: What's wrong with him?

Mike: He's completely insane.

HG: Woah! I'm outta here!

*ZELDA'S MEADOW*
Zelda tells Link and the others all of her info. Then a wind blows her turban thing off.

Everyone but Zelda: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Zelda: Stop laughing I got bubble gum in my hair! Daddy had to cut my hair!

Sam: Then why don't you grow it back with magic?

Zelda: Who told you I know magic!?

Kim: No one told us, we just know.

Zelda: How?

Kim: .Uhm-

Krysten: were psychic!

Zelda: Oh okay then.

Link: Well, we'd better go, se ya!

Zelda: What do you mean? I'm coming with you!

Sam: But you don't have a weapon!

Zelda: Really? *pulls out a sword from a sheath that is nowhere* (A/N: I know the game isn't like this but my story is!)

Mike: Con you use it?

Zelda: I dunno let's see!

Mike: Fine! Link do you have a red potion?

Link: Why yes. yes I do!

Zelda: Good let's go!

Zelda and Mike duel and Zelda knocks mike's sword to the side and cuts his arm really bad on accident.

Zelda: Oh I'M SORRY!!

Mike: It's Ok. Link give me the potion.

Link: Say please!

Mike: Link give it to me!

Link: Not until you say please!

Mike: Link!

Zelda" *uses magic to levitate potion and summon it to Mike* Here you go!

Link: You stole that you stealer!

Zelda: Shaddap ya retarded pile o' boomerangs!

Sam: She'll fit in nicely! She's crazy to.\

Harry: Crazy like a fox!

Zelda: Okay then.

Krysten: If you're coming with us you'd better get used to insanity.

Zelda: It is done! Now I shall teach you my lullaby!! Repeat after me.

Link: After me.

Zelda: Shut up. Now repeat.

Link:*on fairy ocarina*

Harry: *On ocarina* (A/N: Yeah I have one! L: Coo!)

Everyone else plays on various instruments.

Voice box: You've learned Zelda's Lullaby.

Link: Get used to it. It does that even when you pick something up. "You got the spoon! Use it to eat food! Set it to you right or left hand!

Zelda: Yep, that's how it works.

Sam: Hey, you look a lot better with hair. Why did you wear that turban thing?

Zelda: That's what all princesses wear before they turn 15.

Sam: Why?

Zelda: Cause.

Sam: Cause why?

Zelda: BACAUSE

Sam: CAUSE WHY?

Zelda: Tis meant to be so.

Kim: .Okey, so where do we go now.

Krysten: Les' go se the rock people Goron things!

Mike: Onward to Death-

Harry: NNNOOOOO! I don't wanna DDDIIIEEE!!!

Zelda: SHADDAP YOU!! He means death mountain moron. I go there every so often. I'm a royal family messenger. I love being helpful and traveling.

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Sorry for the long wait but I lost motivation for a little while. Don't expect many updates either. I'm trying to help out with something on a different site. If you're interested and have good computer skills or are just good with making up stories then go to Game FAQs. The project is on the Zelda WW board. Don't go if you haven't beaten WW yet don't go, but if you have then look for the "War in a Zelda Game" topic.

Wow that was a long paragraph. Anyways see ya and congratulations to Misty Mergera for beating FF.N and getting WTZCDWTFT posted again!